Hard Launch Podcast Ep #48 Do we remember our first times together? (PLUS BONUS YAP)

This episode is my new top fav 🖤😈🖤

still waiting on my VIP membership card from last christmas gang

dan, just make a threads account and join us. ilya and shane are waiting for you.

The plugs made them look so gigantic

Next year’s phanniversary is gunna go phucking HARD.

This is my favourite episode 🥺 ❤️

I was hoping mythical kitchen sends you home with take out boxes, glad to know its true haha

You guys need to be interviewed by Brittany broski lol

this might be my new favorite episode

The wrng cat story happened to us as well. A cat that looked identical to my moms was in the road and we burried it thinking it was my moms. Welp a few hours later, my moms cat shows up at the door and we about shit. At least the other cat got a proper burial though.

Last meals is such a “to be known is to be loved” show

I'm not from the US or the UK, but my personal weigh in for the ibuprofen war is that both countries should be thankful for what they have. Here you can only get ibuprofen at the pharmacy and it's like 5eur minimum. I always get a pack whenever I visit the UK bc it's so cheap and easy to get there 😔

I love the nail polish

guys post the halloween stuff on here too pls i like to watch it on here cuz i feel VIP

The way that they reacted to Beef’s name was EXACTLY what happened between my parents when I would introduce my non binary friends back in high school

Coming back to this to tell *someone* that will understand how exciting it is that there’s a new Dune popcorn bucket. PHIL GET ON IT NOW!!!! 😭🙏🏻

I am now part of the phatreon #ubercoolstatus

why does phil want me to go to bed so bad

Shower timing controversial?? No: CATS. KEEP. YOUR. DAMN. CATS. INSIDE. maybe their cat got out on accident, but my opinion stands.

"babe" 🥹🥹

phil was especially cute and dainty this episode

Phil's little 'alright!' at 35:02 lmao

corny pick up lines are out, gem jeans are IN

every week i say it's my favorite episode so far and then the next episode drops 😭💕

Just learned that the British pronounce toucan “too-cun” 🤯

so u guys used to just sound like mr frog? 😭

I’m glad to hear that they enjoyed filming Last Meals, and I agree Josh is one of the best interviewers out there! He knows how to broach delicate topics and allows the guest(s) to take the lead and never pushes them to do anything they’re not comfortable with. It was such a joy to watch a crossover I’ve been wanting finally happen. Ayo, NYC love! I hope they show some of what they did in the next Tour Diary! 🗽❤️

I respectfully disagree that long distance only counts if you meet some arbitrary distance or experience threshold. It’s like pain or trauma or grief: someone else experiencing more doesn’t mean you don’t feel it or get to talk about it, too!

Hahaha I know they saw the videos about the body odor at the tour. Pleaseeee take care of yourself especially going out in public also you deserve ittt❤️❤️

isle of wight mention!! 🦖🦖🦖

I phoresee a plug fic in the future

it makes sense for phil to be good at bowling because he wanted to change his name to phil striker so i guess it all works out

Dan always in the know about lesbians ….. :D <3

I love early AmazingPhil! Yes they’ve grown as speakers and creators but their early stuff had just as much if not more confidence for starting out exactly how they did.

As a Brit, I think that being able to buy 1000 ibuprofen is pretty chill, it's not a controlled substance n if you really wanted to you could do that in the UK it'd jus take quite a few trips. My only fear is the over the counter 800mg ibuprofen that my mother tried to give me, when we were in the US, for a migraine. Terrified me. Is that a safe amount, our max is 2x 200mg T-T

Tbh if d&p opened a lesbian bar I would fly to london to go

Not the steamer partition… phathers are phighting 🥲

Hawaii has a wide selection of ‘prawn’ crackers if you can get your hands on one! ONO GIANT Shrimp Chips is amazing if you like the real shrimp taste otherwise I think Phil would love Maui Style Shrimp Chips.

I need to make that fishbowl cocktail over Halloween weekend

if i had a nickel for every time i’ve seen dan howell deep throat a microphone, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

I can't believe there was no mention of the phuppet

british plugs are actually safer because you Can't stick a fork/metal thing in! the top prong is what opens the access to the electricity, so you can't put stuff in the bottom two

oh my gawdddd ive been subbed for so long and i have yet to be at the end of the video 💔 just say u hate me . . . . . .

something in the air on this one boys 😭

I love that they recorded this then I got to see them in DurPham 🫶🏾🫶🏾 I hope my boys got some cook out and bojangles before they headed to Tennessee

Phil really needs to go to Costco for the real ibuprofen hook up

So many thoughts not much sense

Phil with the low sweat and dry eyes plus the fact you had a very rare complication after a colonoscopy and the migraines I think you should get tested for Sjögrens, its an autoimmune conditiob that attacks mucus producing glands

Hashtag LetPhilSnuggle 😭

key lime pie drink at double chicken please goes Crazy it taste like a slice of PIE

As someone who panic orders French toast (which I do not like, but it feels and looks like something I would love) and my sister has to order something she knows I like and switch I feel seen

My life bestie and I who were roommates for years always had that specific couch pillow fight. There truly is no unique experience huh?

As a New Yorker, I've felt that London feels comfortably similar, so it's nice to hear you guys feel the same way the other way around

Happy First Hard Launch Spooky Week!!

He's not lying about that oral fixation huh 😂😂

Not to be that Phan but my grandma just passed today and this brought me so much joy!!!!!! Thank you Dan and Phil 💔😔💕

Top fav first beginning EVER listening while driving to work this morning I laughed so hard!!! Phil’s belly out for the lads haha 🤣

"Next time your penis is fully out" sounds like it has been fully out somewhere

i’m still thinking about how a stylist tried to tell yall to dress different bc i genuinely love both your outfits every time

i wish every episode was 2 hours i already miss it :(

Never do barber shops

leila's reflection in the background, just standing there 😂

A FELLOW BEEF

absolute brat phil re: the couch cushion lmao

yo watching d & p on whippets is craszzzzzzyyyyyy

Americans need to be able to by 1,000 ibuprofen at once because this is our standard in for universal healthcare 🫠

Love your nails,Dan

Phil is like a cat moving over to Dan's side of the couch

I think honestly the shower discourse is purely a person to person thing, like showers make me dizzy and tired so i do it before bed but some ppl need it to start their day and thats perfectly okay as well

the way dan’s face fell when phil made the plugs touch fucking killed me

The beavers introduced in Scotland a while back was actually launched out of planes (in boxes with parachutes)

You’re most likely to find something like prawn crackers at east asian grocery stores. They have seafood flavored chips for sure

If y’all are missing good indian and chinese take away, you’ll probably be able to in San Jose! we tend to have really good indian and chinese food in the bay area!

“we moved in after 3 months” and “the first time we met we hung out for 3 days” this is why theyre lesbian content, like this is culturally lesbian

We need the ibuprofen... yall see who our president is 😭

so what im hearing is phil is the reason for dans iconic cushion in the london apt.

extremely goated pod episode . genuinely one of my faves

Oh my god uploading the whole folder from an event straight to Facebook 😂😂😂

GUYS, I’ve done Hard Launch inspired nails too! They’re black with lightning like silver lines, I wish everyone could try it;)

my long distance relationship was a 38 hour drive across the US, so after meeting the first time, we were like 'yea let's just move in'. tbf, we were long distance for a year before lol

We do have shrimp chips (prawn crackers), just visit any asian grocery store!

if i submitted a hard launch a couple months ago but it hasn’t played, should i resubmit it ? :)

Is it possible to also upload the audio only file so i can listed to the phod on the subway during my commute home? 🥺👉👈

im also team our electricity sucks ass. i have so much hair and i want it dry in 3 minutes max.

Phil looks a little high this episode. Maybe it was all the ibuprofen

“half my showers are perfomative” is the funniest sentence I’ve heard in the past week 😂

One sweaty mf and one who never sweats, they really are the british Trixie and Katya

Why do I feel like it was completely UNNECESSARY to reference the damn 3d glasses in 2026?!?! You can not DO this to me DANIEL I’m on my period and I WILL cry 😭

it's okay, I also looked up queer hair salons to find my go to place. I've had enough people give me awkward straight man haircuts that make me look like a thumb

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Yay!! Phanniversary special and I was in the random shoutout! ❤️

dan complaining that phil is leaning on his cushion and crushing it five minutes after leaning on his cushion the exact same way and also crushing it

Okay but seriously, why tf are their ibuprofens sold by the dozen

how does somebody decide on a name like Beef

Blackpool mention ✌️(I apologize for my hometown)

I appreciate Phil's little "sleep well" at the end it's very calming

I'm glad y'all enjoyed New York! The show was amazing, and I wish the rest of the tour good vibes and no tech issues ✨ Dan the mic is not a chew toy

they were plugs here

no no, as a masc lesbian I am ALWAYS googling "gay hair salon" you guys are so valid

phil winning at bowling??? welcome back phil striker

You can tell Phil has been in America because at the beginning of the video he pronounces the word "for" like "for" instead of "foh" like he usually does. That's how Americans speak! xD

came back from phlearwater to watch the phod 🫡

phan so british they assumed they were being pat down for a knife

This might be the funniest D+P video I have ever seen. Genuinely laughing so hard my entire body aches

Phannies, I need help xD For some reason I have a memory of dan and phil reading spooky stories in the bath tub and Idk if it's real, a dream, or some other youtuber 😂😭 Help

Stahhhhp you’re making me parasocial 🤭

Peak starting story. 10/10. I love the gems on your jeans Phil. I would absolutely pick one. I used to be (and lowkey still am) obsessed with things like that (not necessarily on clothes, but just generally). It's hard to believe it's been 17 years. I feel insane. The thing about next year being the year Dan will have known Phil for half of his life is so much. The lore drops in this episode are so good (or I should say expanded versions). This episode is so peak. Hearing you recount things (accurate or not) is just so cute. I think so many people feel like that when they're younger - wanting to shrink and hide and then as you experience things and go through life you gain confidence and get more comfortable in your skin. Or at least that's what it was like for me in a lot of ways. Here's something to think about, would you be the same people you are now if you hadn't met when you did? I relate to the picking up on people's auras quickly thing too. I appreciate you saying that it's not all about sex (aspec person *waves*) and how intimacy and emotional connection are just as important too. Yes! The new dinosaur is so exciting! Always love your fanfic ideas. Yeah the ibuprofen discourse was kind of wild. "Listen up cumslut" dying. The plug ship and fanfic is incredible. Totally agree with you Dan - I want to get into bed clean. Plus it feels weird showering in the morning like in a sensory way (I only do it if I have a migraine). But I'm also like Phil, I sit around after a shower and do things on my phone or read or something to give my hair a chance to dry a little before actually drying it. Love the talking at the same time thing. Incredible. Phatreon lore drops/additions are insane. Last Meals was so fun to watch. I had a good time. Aww Phil just wants to be close. <3. Disagree on Fiji but you do you. I love bowling. I haven't been in ages (don't have anyone to go with). Congrats Phil! Honestly, so fair on the hairstylists and salons. It's so hard finding good ones who will do things the way you want and need. When you find one, hold on to them. Low-key the return of "unbelievably censored" incredible. Totally agree with you on the giant burgers you can't fit in your mouth. 90% of the time I end up cutting them up. Love it when people actually are the walking stereotype. Peak episode. 10/10

Kirsty's are always right lol

I would just like to point out how Dan said controversy. That is all

very cutesy episode happy phanniversary laddies <3

When they mentioned plugs my mind did not go to electrical plugs and was really confused as to how different could American butt plugs could be compared to British ones 😭😭

Poor Phil just wanting to be close to his man and Dan needing his space lmao

scientists and artists are not ALL just making it up. there's a lot of evidence for how dinosaurs actually looked, including feathers and skin patches of various types!!!!! i love it so much it's so fucking cool

phil is jade west confirmed

Since you guys have one week left of tour i MUST warn you about Mexican food lmao I’m Mexican sadly not going to the tour cause broke and I can’t travel at the moment but beware of Mexican street food, you will get Bali belly but in Mexico so if you can, just stick to actual restaurants so you can avoid any type of upset stomach. Even I as a citizen get sick if I eat street food in Mexico City so yeah, only locals have the strength to eat anything lol

this was such a good episode. perhaps there was something in the north carolina air. honestly it can’t be Anything good but i am glad if it meant we got this

As a New Yorker the fact that Dan looked up gay haircut nyc and didn’t end up in bushwick is crazy 2 me

there is something very fun about knowing i saw you guys presumably the same day this was filmed

Feeling seen with the “some people have to get immigration visas to visit people” thing especially because we used our TIT meet and greet picture in our application 😭😭 anyways, wish us luck on that

im so happy i pay for these two's shenanigans

For the shower debate: Phil I am exactly the same I like never sweat and morning showers are just my vibe resets lol so I think morning is better :)

I like to shower at night and in the morning

Guys, phan prix soon please! 🙏

Last meal was so good! The amount of care and love Jost and the team put into it. A true proper meal. Drinks and all! I hope you guys are able to go back to the Mythical Kitchen. Jost is Phans (un?) official third. What a GREAT day of autism.

sorry but dnp talking about bowling and golf like they’re big sports 😭 I can’t

Phil has been fucking on one in the last couple eps and I am so here for it!

Hey, not sweating is kind of dangerous. Some people genetically do sweat less, but not sweating at all can be related to certain medical conditions and can interfere with the body’s ability to self-regulate.

I hope you get time to see a broadway show in nyc! I’m desperate to catch Maybe Happy Ending

Woah, Phil breaking out the "you'll be sorry when I'm dead," is that you Mom?

Deep bellybutton mention

wait omg the volcano that erupted that made them go to Blackpool instead of Portugal was the volcanic eruption in Iceland that put Iceland on the map as a tourist destination :O I went to Iceland this summer and so many tour guides talked about how that eruption transformed the country--ig it transformed dnp's early mems too

Phil looks golden here sunkissed queen

I literally yelled "what the fuck" when I saw the title

first time being on time to the patreon, kinda nervous

i love my giant american ibuprofen bottle <3

...beef?

Dan and Phil games: phowling and mini pholf edition

The long distance appropriation 😭 the person I'm talking to has a 17 hour flight to see me for the first time

oh my god the ibuprofen discourse... literally saw a british phan making fun of american SCHOOL SHOOTINGS bc they were so angry about the ibuprofen bottle size what the HELL

"we've not found any good shrimp chips" guys just come to hawaii we got the best shrimp chips (or go to your local asian grocery store #iloveasia)

Watching this podcast is like doing drugs, you get psychic damage every time but you keep coming back.

Daniel WHERE is my beat of the week >:( gonna need to beat twice as hard next week I fear

Shout out to Phil and I’s matching jeans!

do dinosaurs really eat other dinosaurs?? that makes me so sad. pip, I love the texture in your hair!

I love your nail polish, Dan.

befoe they even said the first meal together, i’d already said burnt pizza😭

Ibuprofen discourse is so funny because as an Irish person, any time I'm in the UK I stock up on ibuprofen because it's SOOOOO much cheaper there and you have the one with lysine in it which are better and we can't get here eeek (I have endometriosis don't judge me for my love for ibuprofen)

“if i was dead you’d have an erect cushion and be sad”

i love how you can tell dan is feeling the nails 💅

you both being on last meals was my superbowl 🩷

i’m also very not sweaty like phil

Dan knowing about the lesbian bar drama… if I didn’t know any better I would think he’s a sapphic

i feel like this was such a lift off their shoulders shoutout them 🧚‍♀️

One of the worst experiences of my life- my first period studying abroad in England. I didn’t bring my big bottle, bc I thought I’d just buy one there. Tiny college campus shop didn’t have it??? Asked a flatmate for some, she said she only had paracetamol (wtf is that?!?) so I had to take a frickin bus into the small city to find a drugstore, except I couldn’t find anything that looked like a drugstore! I asked a random passerby where to go and finally made it there, only to find that they didn’t sell bottles??? And that they charged an insane amount for only like a dozen pills, and they had a limit on the number of boxes you could buy??? So during my first pd there I had to travel into town TWICE just to get pain meds! Learned my lesson after that and picked up a box every time I went into town so I’d have enough. Actually so stupid though.

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Did we all collectively black out when Dan called Phil a "delicious slut" or was that just me

i totally agree with the aura thing

America and the UK fighting cracks me up so bad it's like putting Shart and Diarrhea in the YouTuber boxing ring

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kinda parasocial but i love when they complain about eachothers habits to us

JUSTICE FOR PHIL AND HIS CUSHIONS

I forgot about partying with the big light on what the fuck was that about why did we do that?! Also shout-out to glens vodka and drinking in the streets. Diabolical, how are millennials alive? Thanks for reminding me

i love being American and popping as much ibuprofen as i want. shit rocks

This is how Phan raised a generation of lesbians. The 3 day first date and then quick uhaul is so iconic

As someone who has previously tried to exit the ride early… i am glad you can only buy 12 at once…

no mention of sinjin drowning </3

Whenever other couples reveal how codependent they are I'm alarmed. Dan reveals he's been ordering drinks he knows Phil will like for years or can't pay the bills and I'm like oh how sweet! They can never live independently! If they break up Phil will accidentally do hard drugs and Dan will have to wear dirty clothes.

NORTH CAROLINA MENTION HOLY SHIT IM SCARED

Oh Dan 😂 censoring Phil's fist going in your mouth just to deep throat the mic at the end there

Migraine holy trinity: Father (sumatriptan) son (acetaminophen) and Holy Spirit (eye mask)

This was maybe my favorite bonus yap yet, and that is really saying something! (Also, not so secretly hoping that we get a snippet of the indoor minigolf on the next vlog. Im still here hoping for the golf irl vid that phil mentioned like, a year ago lol)

So many allegedlys in one ep I'm surprised (but relieved) nobody's fucking an ostrich

sometimes you said some things that... yeah.. good for you both XD

I’m obsessed with Dan’s nails!! 💅🏻

Fun fact: modern rendering of dinosaurs are actually colour- and feather-accurate (not just artists guessing)! They can tell the colours of the feathers from remnants left on the bones.

16:21 Isle of Wight mention!!

the nailsssss love theeemmmm

showers make me feel really fucking shit so i take baths instead when i'm able to, and i just take one when i feel yucky or i know i'm leaving the house later that day or the next day

shoutout to the beavers!! nature led restoration for the win

happy hard monday!! any spooky week events?

this is the most podcast-y podcast yet. 11/10. no notes.

Am I crazy or is Phil actually tan??

Dan's nails and Phil's gem trousers! 🤩💜💎🔮✨

The law around painkillers in the UK doesn't actually apply to ibuprofen, just paracetamol, but a lot of places include them as 'store policy'. It was brought in to combat an increase in fatal paracetamol overdoses. Since ibuprofen overdoses are rarely fatal they weren't included in the legislation

To be fair, even if Dan had tried to alert Phil about the buttons, the odds of Phil Charlie-Brown’s-teacher-ing Dan are not zero 😆

DIABOLICAL title😭😭🙏🙏

as an autistic i calculate when i'm going to shower because i have a whole routine i have to do every time so i don't like doing it more than four times a week if i can help it (i wash my face and use deodorant between that). i shower after i wake up, so my day doesn't truly start until i wash my face/take a shower. unlike phil though, i have my whole zen time *before* i get in the shower cause i have to prepare myself for it lol

Enjoyed the energy in this one

The link for Patreon on Youtube is spelled wrong, Dads!

Off topic but has anyone else noticed a bunch of comments being hidden? Noticed this for at least 2 weeks now

I don’t know why but I love the fact that Phil’s shirt matches his hair color. Also loving the gray showing on the sides.

My last phodcast before I see y’all live tomorrow eeeeee

"They're plugging"

bowl of soup and dan and phil its phoup pheason

Prawn crackers are called shrimp chips here!!! You can find them at Asian grocery stores like Seafood City, 99 Ranch, Island Pacific, H-Mart, etc. Not sure if there’s any on the east coast where y’all are at now, but they’re on the west coast for sure.

Mythical Kitchen was a fantastic interview. Josh did a great job and i'm glad yall had fun :)

As an American, myself and most other people I’ve met will do anything to NOT go to the doctor so yes I’d rather have an abundance of pills because it’s cheaper than healthcare ❤️

Fabulous!

3 days is normal. I have friends who met on FB, talked for 2 weeks, one went to visit the other and never left. It's been 14 years. They're married and have two children. Now why did that never happen to me? Idk.

when they said plugs I thought they meant ouid plugs and I don't know what that says about me but I was so confused

Dan and phil pleaseee invest in a big cozy couch pillow or massive pokemon stuffie for phil to put his evil elbow on. sincerely another sitting down criminal who needs to lean at all costs

Top tier episode! And please keep the loveseat setup (at least for the patreon segment) when you get back to the studio. It's like the cozy lamp seating arrangement to the big light inflatable chairs.

i was not expecting transatlantic plug yaoi

Texted my partner to call me invictibellatrix when he leaves hair in the sink for now on

Phan this is like the 4th episode in a row Phil writes FanFiction😭

Dan’s nails!! Incredible

Dan saying he doesn't believe in anything after the sam and colby video 😭

I mean... We know their microphone back in the gaming room in the house fits in Dan's mouth... Phil's hand wouldn't be a surprise... I still think we know slightly too much now 😂🙈

dan is definetly having a normal one on the bonus yap i see

happy phanniversary!! I love my sunday/mondays where I fall asleep listening to the podcast just to wake up and watch it with my brunch :] ten years as a phan and counting

Can we talk about the colour of Dan's nail varnish 😍

You know I was just thinking about if they are ever going to release a podcast bloopers vid but they seem to include a lot so it would be v short 😅

I still can’t get over the PINOF kiss being day fucking one.

When those people said they cremated the wrong cat, my brain immediately pictured a live cat being thrown into a crematorium oven. I need therapy.

Phil you can get prawn chips at most Asian Grocery Stores in the US, and sometimes they sell them at Trader Joe's and Walmart!

it's my birthday today and this is the best present i've gotten so far ❤️❤️❤️

Thanks for another great episode!

dan went hard on the mouth fixation on this one didnt he

i was truly not mentally ready to hear the word "cumslut" come out of Phil's mouth on a monday afternoon. i don't normally notice when he swears anymore but that one took me tf out LMAO living for this phil era

full offense fiji is the WORST water

Phil is so funny

costco has shrimp/prawn chips! they’re amazing

Phil’s shirt is shirting. ✨ shirt appreciated ✨

i really love Dans nails!!!

I feel like we’ve retconned the sofa crease lore, it was just Dan trying to avoid the saggy back cushion 😂

they are just becoming more and more unhinged as the weeks go by xddd

can’t help it but the way they were describing phil sitting with his belly out. i just kept imagining him as winnie the pooh in his little crop top 💀😂😭

Midnight Cowboy realness

Oh The Science of Sleep is my favorite movie ever <333

A plug love story is something I didn't realise I needed until now.

I actually screamed at the Glen's like a surprise trigger 💀

someone pop the separate seats so we can have just a sofa in phasement pls 😂😂 every week it gets more unhinged and i’m living for it

no but the fist-in-mouth test is soo real. however, i GENUINELY fear it would get stuck because i've seen it before lmao

type F (schuko) plugs are the only real ones, i said what i said (exceptions can be made for type C)

For a long time around 2012 I genuinely believed Phil when he said he didn't have a bellybutton so this came as a shock to hear he does

please consider south american next tour or at the end of this one :( Chile wants you both so bad

The Carolinas are named after the king, the original King Charles. He was beheaded.

New fear unlocked: I don't pass the Dan and Phil aura test

Why did Phil stare into our souls during this whole video?? 🤣 and I nearly died at the domestic fight about the pillows 🤣🤣

The british plugs are also better because they have the plastic sheathing that runs up about halfway so you don't shock yourself when you're unplugging it

Daniel. What the FUCK was that WHY ARE YALL PUTTING YOUR HANDS IN EACH OTHERS MOUTHS ON CAMERA WTF

PHIL THAT WAS YOU THAT STARTED THE DISCOURSE?!?! IM DEADD I JEEP SEEING TWEETS ABOUT IT AND HAD NO IDEA

Starti g the rumor that Phil could totally get that Sharpie to come out with his laundry magic I think Dan likes the addition to his shirt.

Happy Anniversary

What even happened to 3d glasses. Remember when that felt like it was a thing? What a weird blip in time

new yorkers are more likely to bite you than we are to punch you

UGH MY MOM SOLD MY CAR WHEN I WENT AWAY I was devastated it was my first carrrr 😭😭😭

So grateful these are out Mondays

Huge day, I’m in the credits roll 😭 and what an ep! But god I might go back to lobbying for a different format. ONE YEAR. Literally one whole year

the two rounds of bowling and the mini golf should count as a dan vs. phil

go to NARO next time you’re in NYC!! it’s a great korean restaurant in rock center phil would love the k town connection cocktail dan you’d love the into the woods martini!!!!!

The energy in this ep is honestly incomparable

insane title guys yall scared me

Might have to unsubscribe due to the fact that they think figi or wtv is the best water. That water is rancid

that’s when you commit to the bit and just unbutton the last two entirely lmao

dan and phil are indeed honorary lesbians here's to many happy returns lads <3

Okay Boys, as someone from Wisconsin please stop pronouncing the L in "Milwaukee" I know it wasn't said in this episode but the "We're in america for another week" line reminded me of the flashbacks. It is "Mi-wah-key" not "Mill-walk-key" either way the censor for the mouth to phist was hilarious like "nope, not even Patreon gets that one" LMAO

One piece level lore here thank you

Phorever😎💕

Love you hoes 💖

Side note on the whole water thing— most of America is under boil order which means you can’t drink the water from any tap without boiling it first. I’ll never forget my shock when I went to London and my cousin gave her baby water to drink straight from the sink

what is happening in this episode girls

to be fair the first time I saw my current partner in person, we were on essentially a two day date so

Okay, I don't work in HR anymore, but I'm pretty sure the Phroducers can sue for having to witness all that mouth action.

The most unbelievable thing is that yall ever had cars (however briefly)

My partner and i keep going back to hear how tf Dan says controversy (17:58)

I believed the "Phil doesn't sweat" story until Dan said "he will do excercise" (joking) (lovingly)

Love that this was filmed before the NC show!! 😍 Poor Phil didn't know what was coming (pissing on Phil's labia 😅😱 iykyk)

as an ARFID girlie that mythical kitchen ep really warmed my heart both bc it was comforting but also bc ARFID was mentioned ❤️❤️ ty dads

I can't wait for the plug fic.

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I need to mention this where people will get it... I was in the pub after MCM on Saturday and as I walked past one of the other groups at a nearby table I heard them say "skin fic". Whoever you were, I am so sorry for the "did you just" look you got from me 😅

stealing the gem jeans concept so i can rizz the lesbians with my goblin trinkets

My food got delivered!

the way you guys make up new p*rnhub categories every episode

the fear in phil’s eyes each and every time before dan says allegedly

they be profen

just signed up for the phatreon with my burner email that literally has phan in the name. very excited to finally be here!

Phil's phan fiction! 😂 Thanks now I'm cry/laughing! Happy Monday Everyone 💘

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What is going on with the camera today, Phil looks even younger than usual, almost like it’s a filter 🧐

no we do not have "sHriMp CrAcKeRs" but we do have crab rangoon. and let me tell you, you WILL be rangooning

I love that the logo is in focus and dnp aren’t 💔 kept blinking the entire time lmao. Content made up for it 100%

perfect lunch vid timing

Phanniversary special🤗💜💜💜

Phil looking SUSPICIOUSLY tan in this…………

Not Phil’s phelly button

Damn… Phil putting his whole fist in Dan’s mouth was not on my bingo card for the Phannivesary

dan and phil being the perfect example of the ideal lesbian u-haul that actually works out

can’t wait to go to the gym and watch this while i pump iron (not clickbait)

happy 17 years may this love find me 🎉🎊🎊🎉🫡🥺

just want it to be known that at 36:39 the subtitles say “Phil fucking swung piss” and I think that’s beautiful

They just don’t need to go out to dinner anymore between this and the hole incident

the east coast roast is frying me

lizards pinof reference a year after hard launch, life is beautiful

phil u look like yr glowing??? icon

I thought Dan said "babygirl" instead of "there you go" at 40:02 the first time round and almost had an episode

forever obsessed with you guys clickbaiting it’s what you and we all deserve

The smudgin' wasn't what people thought Phil was lying about Dads 😂

Thank goodness Phil passed the wig test (canon event) and we are all here today!

releasing this right before my lecture when i cant listen ooooooh this is evil.

any EST unemployed girlies how are we doing watching this the second it drops at 3PM on a monday

Classic Phan clickbait title loool

IM SAT

Phil always squishes my cushion! Well, what if I was dead! 💀

very excited to have you in new zealand

do you guys think dan ever actually found the sticker phil slipped him 😭

Let’s get hard now

Phil with his belly out with no one noticing has me paranoid on Day One of my pheriod today

I fear I will never be able to fully process that the pinof kiss was real

happy one year of being hard

brb getting myself a pair of gemstone jeans to pick up my life partner in a lesbian bar

thank you i'm not gonna kms now

What other belly related incidents could occur?!

I've always wondered about those pictures. They definitely looked interesting.

saying he’s entering his straight era while bowling as if he didn’t diagnose us all as gay while he did it

was just looking for something to watch with my meal thanks dads

Shoutout Phil’s cool pants

ty for this dads 🥹🥹

I’m surprised New York City hasn’t happened yet in the vlogs. I wonder if they had much time there

Perfect for my 2 hour drive

I loved the Last Meal video, I'm glad you enjoyed filming it as much as I enjoyed watching it

Great episode. Honestly, it's up there.

awe they share a sofa crease now <3

Agreed that mythical kitchen was the best interview ever, absolutely loved it

Great timing I was about to be productive

Now my day is way less shitty, thank you lads <3

Listened to it on Spotify so now it's time to watch on patreon

so what i'm hearing is basically there was negative rizz all around in those first few months of dating and yet you still locked it in. that’s how you know it’ll actually last

interesting title.......

Ah my Monday heeheehaha

Last hard monday until i see dan and phil live!!!! see you on friday!!!!

As someone who is celebrating my 18th/over half my life anniversary on Friday, I can confirm, time is crazy.

if my partner allegedly remembers being born but not the note that was slipped into my bag we’d both be on the news

my fav part of my weeeek

phortugal mentioned thank u

They had their phellies out here

Me 🤝 Phan Hates driving and shouldnt do it

I can't watch it now I'm so sad

Happy phanniversary phannie and dildo

Durham mentioned

Why did I think this was about Sunrises Endermen Xylophone 😭

And good afternoon to you too lads

hi

Happy phanniversary🥳❣️

holy refresh pull

Phil are you soft launching wearing crop tops? 👀

Yesss just as I’m heading home and I have therapy after this, perfect timing 😅

the lighting is crazy this ep im digging it

Love it when codependent couples speak in unison

are you gonna do spooky week (no worries if not)

Phil: We need to just see other people Me: Ah, another phivorce era

Hate to break it to you but I don’t think so considering you did live blog your every second back then

yessir we're here

My mum had a similar experience to Phil. She went out with her boyfriend at the time (now ex) and he didn't tell her that her top few buttons of her dress were undone and her bra was on display. She noticed herself when she went to the loo in the restaurant and saw her reflection in the mirror. She asked him why he didn't tell her when she got back to the table and he said he thought she wanted to show off her new bra and did it on purpose. She wasn't happy.

OH YAAAA

17 years of ibuprofen discourse is ahead of us

Petition for Phan to stay on a couch when tour is over. The energy is unmatched.

between this and phil asking everyone what the name of their hole was, going out to dinner with y'all seems like a hazardous event

YAY DNP I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR TS

I feel sorry for the peeps who cremated the wrong cat...

phil got the deep hole out at dinner

diabolical title but hiiiii

Logged on to look for the ep and it was uploaded that second this is Phelepathy