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Humans are what you get when Elves run out of patience and magic. But unlike elegant Elves, these sweaty mortals always need a hot bath before service.

Humans pride themselves on being “efficient”: they rush through life, hate waiting, and would rather do everything themselves. That is, until it comes to pleasure - then suddenly, they discover the art of taking their sweet time.

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Humans are what you get when Elves run out of patience and magic. But unlike elegant Elves, these sweaty mortals always need a hot bath before service.

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