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Elves are one of the simplest clients you'll ever meet. They glide in with coins and a little mana, always spotless and perfumed, needing nothing more than a wardrobe and a bed.

Sounds perfect? Not quite. Elves move at the speed of tree sap, detest crowds, and carry an aura of "don’t talk to me, peasant." They're the kind of clients who act like you should be honoured just to notice them - and somehow, you still are.

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Elves are one of the simplest clients you'll ever meet. They glide in with coins and a little mana, always spotless and perfumed, needing nothing more than a wardrobe and a bed.

Sounds perfect? Not quite. Elves move at the speed of tree sap, detest crowds, and carry an aura of \"don’t talk to me, peasant.\" They're the kind of clients who act like you should be honoured just to notice them - and somehow, you still are.

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