My Property Isn't Normal [Ad-Free]

I keep coming back to this one and my all-time fav Polyamorous Hell, two absolute bangers

Death grips mentioned

Would have been legendary if the cult leader was a short Mexican guy named Diego

I wonder if the fan's autocannibalism has died down yet

Hunter is thinking of "Does anyone know of a good plumber? My shower is leaking and there's a dead guy in my kitchen." The protagonist is trying to do a ritual off 5 shots of Patron and has a broken Motorola flip phone. It's in the Smiledog grab bag and one of my favourites lol.

What in the closeted 11yo is this story

Man... Trying to listen to this right after binging those awesome spider stories is so hard

What is this guy's obsession with toes

Hilarious episode, loved it!

Large DC shoes lol

Can’t someone over there pre read this garbage

This story was the equivalent of a Steven Seagal movie. The writing is terrible, its horrible and makes you cringe, everyone is telling the protagonist how badass he is, but it's so entertaining with how bad it is.

On my second watch and all I see when I imagine the MC is Hunter dressed in temu tactical gear, like the chud on tiktok who battles 20 mannequins with airsoft pistols and knives.

I’m not finished but this is giving Steven Seagal 🤣🤣

This story is if tales of the gas station and I’m a search rescue had a down syndrome child

Senor pink from one piece is my head Canon for the Mc. He's so hard boiled

The amount of times I've rewatched this is insane. Best Creepcast episode of a terrible story. Reddit Chungus is so beautifully displayed.

cmon Isaiah... the thing Hunter was referencing in the first 5 min was crystal clear!!! He's talking about that story about some guy trying to hook up with a girl on Tinder but the date is trying to make him do a ritual first! cmon!

had to keep myself from laughing all night at work listening to this shit. Loved it 😭

Haven’t seen the video, starting now, i’ve heard bad things

Begging for the rest of Stolen Tongues and suggesting The Tick Tock Man and We Should All Fear The Old Horns.

Sometimes I look at the comments on these episodes and I wonder if half the people even like this show

I think Hunter is just upset that Cole is fatter than him and still waaaay cooler

You guys gotta get some serious moderators for the stories you pick. I’m down for some goofy/bad ones, but only if they’re quick. Jeff and Jane the Killer were fun but this was horrendous.

God bless this author for causing Hunter to spawn Sewerslide Carl Weezer and Encouraging Sewerslide Jimmy Neutron. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE 6 LEGGED BEAVER HMHMHMHMHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE

I genuinely think this is only worse then happy appy cause it’s shorter…especially since some of the creature designs were actually cool but just wasted on shitty writing

Not breaking ur toes in steel toes by kicking something is hilarious. Work in a shop all day long And them thing in the boots he is speaking of, are still VERY vulnerable lol

This has to be the most embarrassing thing they've ever read. Usually the bad stories are funny bad, but this one is embarrassing bad.

Hunter started doing the eight crazy nights old guy impression like half way through and it's so distracting 💀

sorry but this was the perfect lighthearted episode for me to listen to on my way to/from work yeah the story wasn’t if the highest writing caliber but honestly a silly episode is really good for me when i’m trying to survive a work week XD

I hate when these bad stories have some super fun sounding concepts. A story about a guy essentially 'Night at the Museum'-ing his newly bought home and assigning names and routines with cryptids and monsters sounds awesome honestly.

This feels like Tales from the Gas Station but completely unaware

No no square? 8 years ago this dude was 100% watching the vr YouTube channel mully

This is the first one i genuinely struggled to finish

Hunter casually becoming Carl at 2 and a half hours

Hunters Voice acting is so great the whole time i was just thinking of the old man from Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights and while listening to it i just imagined the old man as the character in the story

My apartment and I wanna party with a ghost needs to be written

2:35 Meatcanyon, how could anyone forget the Motorola flip phone owning, patron drinking cat owner protagonist in “Does anyone know a good plumber? My sink is leaking and there’s a dead guy in my kitchen”.

viking carl bit made this all worth it

13 minutes in and im realizing this STINKS stinks

This is the most coolest most badassest story ever. I’m 6 btw

The spirit of David King lives on

36:00 holding my spot

When happy appy possessed mark whalburg, the only possibly outcome was carl wheezer 🥹🥹🥹🥀🥀🥀

Honestly I did kinda prefer happy appy, that one was kinda silly enough, still all of these were terrible to listen through to.

I thought I was almost done and I have a hour and a half for fuck sake

Some of yall take this shit way too serious, theyre 2 people reading horror stories. I've liked some stories and i've thought some were boring, i promise you we will be fine.

This was much worse than happy appy not from a writing standpoint but enjoyment wise I would much rather listen to happy appy than this at least happy appy had some absurdity to it I genuinely rolled my eyes listening to this one

“Is this the worst one?” Bruh the thing in the basement is getting better at mimicking you couldn’t finish so no its not😂

Unfortunately I did enjoy this story through an entertainment lense, although it’s not great lmao

I think maybe we could have majorly skipped this one

I feel like hunter was trying to remember that in person story where the main character was like a total dude bro thats trying to do a ritual. Can't remember the name but at one point he trips over his cat and falls down the stairs. Not sure tho

I loved every excruciating second of this.

I held my breath expecting Mark to call it an "Ontological" gun lol.

Can someone please time stamp the Carl Weser part

FALL OUT BOY MENTION?????????

Please read stories from Travis’s book strange accounts on the American frontier NEXT!!! Every one is a banger and is so creepcast coded!!!!

Damn I keep getting targeted about Disney world.. just want to take my kids to a fun and clean place guys sheesh. I only go on a conference discount ;)

Day 216 of requesting- Would be cool to watch you guys read through a collection of classics from the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books. There's three volumes so lots of good ones to pick from. They're also banned in a lot of schools now, thankfully not until after I graduated because I loved them and they scared the hell out of me, especially Harold the Scarecrow. It would be an awesome grab bag episode, not to mention the artwork by Stephen Gammell is excellent nightmare fuel. Plus: since it was a compilation of stories and folk tales, Alvin Schwartz, the author, did footnotes at the end of the books detailing some of the origins and variations of the stories, etc.

Ngl it would make so much sense if this was a Steven Seagal fanfiction, or was written by Steven himself

Hunter's Carl Wheezer voice saved this episode.

No bonus story?

I didn't expect this story to turn into Avengers: Creep Game or maybe End Cast is better

I honestly was kinda enjoying it after chapter 6

BRO what if Mark is Markus from Basement and this was like his early days It all comes together

This shit is worse than happy appy. If I had suicidal thoughts, this story would push me over the egde.

Am I the only one who enjoys this *style* of story wholeheartedly??

Normally I'm not a big fan of the "bad" stories but this one was actually hilarious cause of the boys crashing out

KARRRRLLLLLLL

You know how they sometimes go off on tangents saying "wouldn't this be funny if this whole thing was just a Cthulu cult summoning Satan?" It's almost like someone took that and made this story. Yet Wendi and Hunter still saved it with Carl Wheezer 😂

The Karl Weezer bit somehow saved the entire story 😂

Every time I thought the story couldn’t get any dumber, it proved me wrong. Loved it

it took a week, but i finally finished it

i knew what you meant hunter once you said "my apartment is stupid and i wanna party with a ghost" i got you

Can we ban the audience from suggesting stories at this point? Except for the voodoo shop and most of tales from the gas station. These redditor focused ones are always awful. This may honestly be worse then happy appy. Because happy appy was clearly written by a kid, so I can kinda excuse the quality of it

Erm guys, you're not gonna wanna see this

Which creepypasta character is Cole? He's the hooded man, and Mark is Marcus from that thing in the basement

I knew as soon as I sw the title, I knew it was going to be a massive shit show.

the carl impression made me lock back in😂😂

You two have earned your patrons 🫡

Kitten whiskies its a full moon tonight. Please don't interrupt me while im on the prowl 😼

Just the silence after reading the story. That right there, absolutely hilarious.

2:23:50. I really enjoy how he’s calling his friend “fake mark”…… No, he’s real mark. He’s just possessed. Dumb @$$

I deeply enjoyed this one not because the story was good, but because it was so so bad

PLEASE read strange accounts from the american frontier. I just finished the first account. Oh my gosh it was so good. Isaiah would love it, hunters voice acting would elevate it. God it was incredible

This has that old school copypasta from 4chan energy. Reminds me of that one about the gym bro that bullies the ghosts haunting him.

i think you guys should read CK walker’s it’s later than you think https://ck-walker.com/1519-2/

Absolutely amazing. I enjoy good stories, but come on, a good crash out episode is fun too. The ending was hilarious

Okay, done with this, and Happy Appy. Now to go back and finish "I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life" so I can finally say I've subjected myself to every torture currently available.

I think this is a sign that they must finish the basement story :)

Gotta read the sorrowstones it’s made by the same author that did stolen tongues

Watched “the happening” in retrospect of this episode. Laughed the entire time.

Happy appy to gypsy rose to jimmy neutron to carl weez all in the span of 30 seconds

Welp.

42 minutes in and i just wanna say the grammar of the author is maybe the worst we’ve ever seen on the podcast to the point where Isaiah has to be replacing sentences for it to be legible

“fatly singing” i have tears in my eyes

Already out of my mind bored at 11 minutes. This is gonna be another hard read

“Brain blast” had me laughing harder than I’ve laughed at this show for months. That bit was gold.

Honestly if Hunters having a bad time, so am I.Happy Appy is still the worst thing to ever happen.

These characters are just the Alaskan Bush People cast

Ive never wanted a main character to die more then this one. fingers crossed

this story keeps making me sigh and role my eyes. only reason why i kept listening is im on a 12 hour car ride today. the bits make it tolerable though. thanks for enduring this shit for us Hunter & Isaiah

I like how hunter keeps turning into whitey from 8 crazy nights whenever he’s getting tired of the ghost voice

1,000 years of shame upon me.

there’s a grown man i know in real life who is literally the protagonist (negative connotation obv). this read through gave me ptsd of this guy talking to me about how badass and cool and different he is 😭😭😭😭

As someone with the name Mark i apologize

if you genuinely think this was a good story, seek professional help

The ghost that possessed Mark Wallburg sounded like the little old man from the Adam Sandler movie “Eight Crazy Nights” 😂🤣😂🤣

Infected town files

I like to sit in my garage chain-smoking for stories like these

I pictured Cole as the obese Magic the Gathering Nerd from the Meat Canyon cartoon

The fight around 2:20:00 was the canon events of the Tommy Taffy bedroom scene

This story is fwicken bad ass

Years ago a friend got me that Bear Grills survival knife as a gift, I still have it, and hearing it used in this story the way it was nearly made me lose my damn mind.

1:10:06-09, Isaiah fart sound effect by the editor - put that in the wiki 😂

The 3:11:54 sound is Isaiah huffing air duster off camera. Forgot to mute.

What happened to the bear trap soundboard noise with hunters little bear moan. CMON MAN I NEED THAT BACK

One of the worst stories yet, saved entirely by the bits

i just know the millennial woman writing this was smirking the whole time thinking it was hilarious. good god.

I love how there is a mythical “lady in the trees” who just hands out .45s lofl

If you need a shorter story, I do need to hear Isiah read Lippy.

SLAPPING MY BELLLYY

the nice guys are at it again

What if something in the property made hunter and Wendi to pigroast me 🤔???

Pretty sure the story hunter was talking about was the one about trampoline ghost booty. Which was indeed funny. Also, the only story to do the quirky thing right imo, was the voodoo shop one. Because it actually ended up taking the stakes seriously.

I was fully expecting Hunter to start singing 45 by Shinedown at some point lmao

Excuse me, Hi, I ordered the 3 Hour Episode Special and instead I got 3 Servings of the Poo Poo Platter. I sincerely hope this mistake wont happen again when I come back next week. Please and Thank you

For the worst story of the year turn it into a MeatCanyon video with skits built into it. For example every monster is afraid of a 500 pound guy while he's panting and grunting with a cpap machine

Convinced people that recommend this level of trash would be content with Hunter and Wendi jingling keys for 2 hours straight

12 minutes in and desperately trying not to cackle at work

Y’all need to check out Bone White by Ronald Malfi

21 minutes has passed and want to explode already

I remember this story being so much better than this 😭 12 year old me had questionable taste i fear

In regards to the hosts' criticism of our critique "Don't you guys vet the stories?": Yes, I do want the two of you to go in blind; that doesn't mean that Creepcast as a whole has to blind shotgun fire any story that gets recommended. All I want is someone on your staff whose literary judgment you trust to vet the stories for you, so that you go in blind and we hear good stories. I know to some degree you guys do that from the Harry Brick Incident, but clearly Harry was not scanning for quality, he was scanning for audacity. Surely one of you has at least one friend that when you discuss media with them they give you insightful takes and notice concepts like theming and literary devices? Just cut them a check to scan through stories and determine whether or not the writer has any chops. It can be fully digital, just send them a link to the story and Paypal them some bucks for giving you a spoiler free paragraph or two about whether or not they recommend what you sent them. Shouldn't take more than an hour of their time. It's not even that much quality I'm looking for in these stories either, just some interesting sentence structure or imagery can go a long way to making a story work or at least be entertaining for you to riff off of. Edit: Later in the episode, they mention that Harry knew they weren't going to like this one. So they are vetting, Harry does know when a story will suck, but they're just not heeding good advice. That was your out!

Day 6 (maybe, idk I have ADHD and time doesn't exist) of asking for the thing in my basement

Seems the universe was trying to warn me against this one. I was so busy with other diversions that instead of watching on Sunday as usual, it took me until Thursday morning to get around to this episode all for me to be bored out of my skull 15 minutes in. Here's hoping it improves. Edit: Mark Wahlberg and Carl Weezer made it worth watching once. Will not be revisiting this one.

My social credit score dropped 20% listening to Marky marks possesion on speaker in the garden.

Thank you to everyone in this community who got them to read this. I see you, I hear you, and I appreciate you. 💖

Idk I laughed so hard during parts of this. My god it’s so bad but they make it so good.

Aight the 2:26 mark just hella saved this moment 👌 the saving grace of this slop pile

The fact that you covered this steaming pile of a story before #WeirdBirds is a crime against God and man. I've been asking for #WeirdBirds by @Archaeopteryx ever since your first upload. Every time you drop another absolute dumpster-fire story like this instead, I lose a little more hope. Please. I'm begging you. Read #WeirdBirds. It's not the best, but by God it is better than 60% of the trash you guys cover and would make an incredible CreepCast episode. I literally bought a year-long membership just so I could leave this comment. Don't let that sacrifice be in vain.

Im dying over the 45.... thats my favorite gun.... I have a pink one 😅

At this point, they might as well just read My Immortal and suffer that way.

the way my smile fucking faded after the first 15 minutes

Take a shot every time Hunter says rhyme or reason

I find it so interesting that I watch this show for Isaiah and Hunter and not the stories but seems a lot of people are here for the stories rather. I really dont care if they do or dont give a story a chance because at the end of the day im here bc i consumed both of their content prior to Creep Cast and was hype for them to work together!

The redditer impression really made this much more tolerable

Hey gang, this was real rough lol

Genuinely peak

Only goon man and the fire guy could make such a bad story entertaining for us. Thank you boys for the Carl Wheezer bit, that made my day!

Can you please put all the episodes on here already? i hate adds but want to listen to some oldies.

I didn't realize that being a massive bitch was a requirement to subscribing to this patreon. It's been a while since we've had a bad story, and these episodes can be just as fun as the good ones. I'm watching for their personalities, not the stories. To everyone here complaining: grow up.

I literally had to pull over because I was crying laughing at the Jimmy neutron part omg

this the type of story to make me more confident as a writer myself

When they were talking about that veteran that lost his battle with suicide, I felt that. Cause if this story goes on any longer, I’m about to lose my struggle with this story. Anyways, as always these two goofballs managed to make it better.

Just like HappyAppy, this took me 4 trys to listen all the way through. I need to recover.

Please read SCP-1730 or some SCP tales. 106s origin tale is really good

I swear to God I think mrcreepypasta made all of these sound good when we were younger

Story sucks, but I’m here for you guys. I laughed so much from this one.

May you guys read more SCP stories or the book hatchet by Gary Paulsen

Hunter, I am profoundly saddened that you missed the opportunity to call the main character of this story, “Meal Team Six”.

y'all gotta do from hell I write

"Aren't you afraid that Disney might give you a restraining order from how fucking goofy these stories are?" Top comment from Part 8 that explains this series pretty good

This is creepcasts infinity war

this is a Frankensteins monster of a story 😭😭

I've got 2hrs and 28 min left ....not sure if I'm going to make it lads

We empathise with you, Hunter, but also..........Isaiah is so on point.

future me was the episode good?

2:24:52 Whitey Duvall makes an appearance

I actually went into this one with low expectations but the bits really carried this one, this is why I love creepcast, even when the stories are agonizingly bad they make it entertaining

My favorite episode of creepcast is the one where Mark Whalburg gets possessed by Whitey Duvall

This basically reads as if Steven Segal tried to make his own No Sleep story about fantasizing how he met his beloved Mark Wahlberg.

Isaiah went back in time to write this story, so Hunter would kill himself. Prove me wrong

This story sounds like a time traveler who went back after listening to every creep cast episode.

I love how possessed Mark gradually just turns into Whitey from Eight Crazy Nights.

2:26:15 is an all time creepcast bit.

Wild Weaboo is a better title for this story

Isaiah has become one with the bits

I understand wanting to be surprised but there’s gotta be some way to filter out the markiplier fan suggestions

hiya creeps, I made a recommendation on the reddit (by Christian Wallis). It's a story that's genuinely unsettling and, in my opinion, sorely needed as far as a genuinely horrific & scary story. I hope the guys read it! https://www.reddit.com/r/creepcast/comments/1udhjam/do_not_pray_to_the_god_in_the_desert_by_christian/

Aw yes. The "how many men to take down a gorilla" scale.

You guys did actually save the story just by being yourselves.

They should do The Horror From The Vault

I want you guys to know I look forward to listening to episodes at work and these bad ones really negatively impact my day.

I sold my soul for a used dishwasher

BRAIN BLAST

LOL you definitely turned into Whitey from Eight Crazy Nights 😂😂

Mark Wahlberg really saved the day this time

Going from happy appy to Carl Weezer voice is the best shit I've experienced on this podcast.

I love how the ghost is just whitey from 8 crazy nights

This is legit peak kid, no matter what monster or thing from any other story happens this obese kid will overcome it

This story was written by a vr chat furry

Please read long stories that aren't dogshit 😚

I was able to watch happy appy and actually laugh at it, but this, this is just a gas station copy that is so bad I can barely even get through it, getting through “my best friend ruined my life” was also easier cause at least the story was funny to make fun and the crash outs were also funny, but this story even only an hour in is probably the worst main ep, the story itself is trying to be serious but there is no substance I just feel bad for hunter and Isaiah at this point

This was 3 hours of my life I’ll never get back… thank you…

yooo the spider art at the end was so good

Is this worse than happy appy

Come on Carol you gotta brain blast!

Anyone else here this when Hunter does the ghost voice? 🤣https://youtu.be/rHG-JO8gIGk?is=JcgP4hbF_mmBsgrb

hunter devolving into a mix of Carl Wheezer and Gingey from Shrek towards the end made this story worth watching

the only video i haven't been able to finish was "i dared my best friend to ruin my life" because it was so painful for me. if i were strong enough to start the happy appy video, i also certainly would not be able to finish it. this video, however, i watched in its entirety and burst out laughing a few times so really i think hunter is just being sensitive

What story is Hunter talking about?

something bad is going to happen to me for laughing this hard

Nothing can be as bad as happy appy, that story was just BORING

Never hated and enjoyed an episode so much at once

I just barely made it to the "difficulty scale" part and thought 🤔 how many Shaq's is that?

Legitimately thought he was talking about the 4chan classic Ghost Puncher

"This one time, this scary thing happened" describes Search and Rescue

can we pleaaaase get a bonus story -bats eyelashes cutely-

Fat guy shirt tug conversation was too real 😂

I hated everything about this story. But Hunter and Isiah made me love it. The Carl wheezer bit was worth the suffering.

Hey I ordered a smile dog shirt a long time ago and it never came, unsure who I can get in contact with for resolution

Can we please stop getting garbage stories that are 3 hours long, and can people stop requesting absolute garbage please? Thanks

Was this written by Steven seagal??

2:30:49 now this is why we're here

PLEASE consider reading more “Thing in the Basement” if we’re going down this route guys. Somehow it’s better

Hate… HATE. Let me tell you how much I‘ve come to HATE this story since the moment I listened.

"I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chuuuuuud."

Crazy how people are upset that they "weren't enthused" when going into reading it, but like, the main character didn't seem to give a shit either like what do expect. So much "meh".

I love when Hunter goes literature professor!!

Was Hunter trying to think of "My Roommate Is A Haunted Doll"

This is like CreepCast themed "Cabin In The Woods" and it's the worst thing ever 😂

This episode is like the ending of Spy Kids 3 when all of the past characters show up at once

Hunter sounding like curly was absolute gold😂

This is way better than happy appy i couldn’t even finish that

That's natural children

Kaaaaaarlll did you posses mark walburg kaaaaarrlll

As always, thank you boys for pushing through this story for our amusement

Hunter as the ghost sounds just like “whitey” from “Eight Crazy Nights”😂😂

Isaiah and Hunter, LOVE your show, bits and commentary. But this episode made me want to saw my fucking ears off. I know you guys do a stinker story here and there but holy shit they usually have a dusting of cringe on an okay idea. This was just straight up poop from a butt.

This is why I pay for the patreon

Why are the worst stories so long and the best so short? I want another Mother Horse Eyes.

I'm a firm believer that variety is one of the strengths of CreepCast. I love not knowing what we are going to get each week. Could be discovering a masterpiece I've never heard of, could be a cool analysis of the strengths/weaknesses of a good/okay story, could be Hunter crashing out over an absolute dumpster fire. If it was any one of those things every week it would get stale. Keep mixing it up.

ok, this story was terrible, but with Papa's voices and their opinions on the main character, I was just visualizing this being one of those bad horror parody screenplays with Mark Wahlberg (obviously) and the main character as either Kevin James or Danny DeVito (leaning much further toward Danny DeVito).

Getting to actually read the story is it's own personal Hell, due to the grammatical errors that persist throughout the entire text.

My apartment is stupid and I want to party with a ghost is “does anyone know a good plumber” story from smile dog grab bag

Enchanted bullets got me fucked up

If Carl Weezer appears in this episode I'll chug benadryl

This whole story was like a continuous flashbang

Requesting “how to survive hell” by ratrotted again. It’s one of the best versions of hell I’ve ever seen and both Hunter and Isiah would enjoy it for different reasons.

Have they done The Showers?

I agree with papa, its annoying seeing people constantly complain about the episodes, i like when they read unconventional stories; they always find a way to make it interesting, and I also love being suprised along side them

The story hunter is talking about at the beginning is possibly the one with the guy who messed up ‘one of those stupid rituals’ and there was a demon in the kitchen. It had memes of tinder and he couldnt see the girls face

I hate mark walibitch

Hunters property isnt normal

next they should read the user manual of a honda, it would have better humor than this story. its wild that they managed to make it a decently entertaining listen though, much better than happy appy.

The creepy music overlayed wirh this freakin story may just be the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile

Im sad that the main character shares my name 💀

Im gonna brain blast

How do I explain to someone that I was dying of laughter because a man was losing his mind over story and he began to impersonate a suicidal Carl wheezer

Day 2 of asking the boys to add Myrtle Beach to their next tour 🤓

It’s wild how some people assume they went into this unhappy rather than the obvious conclusion. The story is just shit

Fun crash out, appreciate you guys thanks for tanking Also “I don’t think I’ll get into vallaha” bit is still making me die of laughter

Love how he just turns into Whitey from Eight Crazy Nights

Long story short This story’s got my short lawwng

8 crazy nights anybody???

this makes me want to unsub from this god forsaken patreon

This feels fun bad. Happy Appy was just bad.

Well thats a technical foul

There was one line where he mentioned his dad's death that I think insinuated his crazy backstory was a John Wick style revenge quest. Still, it was barely addressed. The bits on this one were great though.

I love creepin' up they cast with stories

Getting waped fwiggen sucks - mark wallburger

Do y’all think they would hate the “my friend has been trapped in an alternate reality” story??

Dude... I know exactly what story hunter is talking about the guy thats chilling with a ghost and I cannot find it! I've been looking for it for weeks!

2:27:20 being a jimmy neutron X llamas with hats crossover was wild

Great bits, boys, keep on creeping on

Happy appy 2 being ass. Dammit harry

Isaiah soft launching his corpse voice

45

Every single time they mention “the chosen” I just imagine Shane Topp’s character by the same name & honestly it tracks lmao

Just joined the Patreon! So uh.. is the comment section normally like this lol? Every other comment is someone bitching about how they’re reacting to the story. The story is bad. They’ve reacted this way to awful stories before. This isn’t new?

This story is literally just Black Wolf Hawk being put in a creepypasta forest

I imagined this whole story as a steven segal film

Isaiah. You are a master rage bater. This was the first time you may have actually pissed me off with the ending making me think you were actually going to read that.

The way this story progressively got more and more "I'm such a badass" is so much proof that the boys were right, this was written by a discord mod archetype who self inserted themself into an anime protagonist OC and pitted him against his favorite internet stories (since the internet is all he knows). What sucks is there are *SMALL* elements that would be interesting, like Camo's design is honestly an interesting slasher concept or the description of this story's version of fleshgates, if taken seriously, could have some merit. But the author had to include his anime protagonist brushing everything off because he's such a badass. This genuinely might be the worst story they have ever read because at least Happy Appy made an attempt to be scary and other in a similar vein were snarky but also had a likable protagonist who wasn't just part of the author's weird power fantasy

As a Delta Green enjoyer, them showing up in this episode deeply disturbed me

This has to have been written by some 16 year old who thought they could write a book after getting their first A in English Class.

Please do a creepTV episode on SCP 087 or read more SCPs

I want Hunter to animate the protagonist dragon ball fighting Mark and the creatures in this story so badly

Hey Hunter, that story you were talking about in the beginning, you aren't thinking of the video series "When Your House Is Haunted But The Rent Is Cheap?"

Hunter’s carl wheezer voice is spot on 😭😭😭

Fake mark sounds just like whitey from 8 crazy nights 😂😂

My headcanon is that Isaiah was the ghostwriter for this to torture Hunter…

This story was so terrible that it devolved into Carl Wheezer being pressured into shooting up a school and killing himself by Paul from Llamas with Hats.

I was really feeling it too with this one... Like it wasn't even funny bad it was just mediocre. I am SO sorry the both of you had to endure this lol

Omg did a 5 year old write this

Perfect episode to celebrate them hitting one million subs

Stolen Tongues and a bunch of other stories that they’ve liked were every bit as Reddit chungus as this one, so I don’t know why they suddenly can’t tolerate the cringe.

I snorted hearing Hunters degrading "Mama.....MAMA!" Towards the start 😂

I don't think this is the worst thing they've read but it's definitely in the top 10. I cannot understand how people can enjoy this story like every person I see praising it is just saying how cool the concept is but doesn't say anything positive about the actual substance of the story. It's written in a bland and repetitive way with the protagonist reminding us of things he talks about not even a full paragraph before, I doubt the author even knows what a thesaurus is with some of the lines. The protagonist is annoying as well he's trying to get over his "dark past" but the whole time he clearly isn't guilty or traumatized but it, if anything, he enjoys it. My biggest problem is that this story is derivative but it's derivative of dogshit the author wanted to make tales from the gas station but didn't understand what made that story enjoyable or even why people liked it, not that the average redditor cares anyway.

I’m so happy this is the first story since I’ve subbed on Patreon

In my opinion he sounds more like the old man from 8 crazy nights then Carl wheezer

1:44:33 I love hunter singing so much that I have set my default ringtone to the Fairy Queen song he did with the music too

Little fun fact: zach cregger was originally apart of the cult classic sketch comedy group known as Whitedt Kids U Know (RIP local sex pot trevor moore) we're 95% of the sketches were either political satires, or obscurus situations that led to even more obscure reactions. In every single one of his films, whenever there's a funny moment if you're familiar with his past work you can see it coming from a mile away. Even if he doesn't notice it, he's sprinkling in a little bit of whitest kids in every production he makes Keeping that spirit alive and strong ❤️

Infected town: case files is a genuinely good one

The writer definitely loves Supernatural season 6

I think this story is my no no square

love the idea of this just being I Am Legend but in the woods with a chud as the main character

This was the most dogshit story I’ve ever sat through, the only saving grace is the fact that they’re funny. I swear dude the community NEEDS to stop recommending a story knowing they’re bad. That was good when they were getting through the OG creepypastas, now it’s just asking to be a comedy podcast. The genius of this podcast is them being able to make jokes during a really good horror story then give feedback due to their horror backgrounds. This form of just wanting crashouts is just brainrot ngl. And by god if you’re actually mad that they’re not taking this seriously, Reddit AITA stories might be more your speed

Hard watch

rainbow factory

The Whitey voice was spot on

Steven Seagal Creepypasta

That’s natural children

He keeps clarifying it's the Bear Grills survival knife (tm) is because that knife has the ability to turn urine into drinking water and that's pretty important.

I gotta admit I started having fun when mark showed up lol

This is by far the best story they’ve read. I hope there is a pt 2

I perked up at the end when a comment mention Delta Green. Was the ttrpg even around during this story?

My favourite part is Hunter breaks out the Carl Wheezer.

I had more fun with Happy Appy

Hunter sounded like the coach from 8 crazy nights

To say this wouldn't be an amazing movie would just be entirely wrong. I love that every time he falls, instead of "7 feet" he's like a foot and a half up and when he falls its just comically hard and fast. And the addition of mark Wahlberg playing opposite a fat guy with a neckbeard and a fedora, perfect casting. I would absolutely watch this movie.

Holy fuck. You guys are dedicated, your sacrifices will not go unnoticed 😂🫡

I’m so sorry you guys have to read these god awful stories, maybe give the Patreon suggestions a time out for a while 😔 Regardless I really appreciate you guys toughing these out and getting us content every week ❤️

This is peak writing here guys. 😆 the crash out hilarious. Lone Survivor meets cryptids

Hey if yall are interested in a good read I'd recommend reading My Particular Town of Habitsville by Samuel Singer it's one of my favorites

Happy flappy and mark wallburg in: fatty and the monster hunters

Hunter's demon sounds more like the small guy from eight crazy nights that Adam Sandler makes fun of

this was so infuriatingly bad

This was definitely a prank and honestly I guess I can't be mad. This should have been saved for April fools.

Poop from a butt story

The Carl Wheezer and Jimmy Neutron bit has to be the funniest bit they’ve done I was ROLLING. 😂😂😂

Jesus guys! I enjoy a good crash out but you aren't even giving them a chance anymore. Y'all were done with this one before you even started.

Who legitimately likes these stories? 😅 I like listening to their bits as much as the next fan, but I appreciate them more when they occur naturally when reading decent stories 🙃

the naked sprinting man keeps frightening me in the background

2:26:00 made me so happy. Story was still shit from a butt.

Lol I'm only 20mins in and idk if I can do this one sober 🤣

Hunter’s mental breakdowns never get old ☠️

My god

This feels like it's trying so hard to be the Scary Movie of creepypastas

You guys should read "My Roommate is a Haunted Doll". Figure you'll get a kick out of it

The author is drastically underestimating the strength of ten men and then every additional ten afterwards.

This dude just read a bunch of creepy pastas and decided to self insert

This story sounds like that meme where the guy isn't a heart surgeon but if he was able to see it he could do something, he knows it.

As fun as their crashouts can be, its much better when it happens during good stories with a bad part.... I'm sorry guys

Please read Neptunes fancy by Vincent v cava! Sooooo gooooood

2:54:25 was the hardest I laughed the whole episode. When Isaiah pulls the phone away and you can still hear Hunter screaming 💀

Please read the Masterson chronicles and make Hunter wear a full cowboy fit

Day 372 of asking for more tales from the gas station

I just imagine it’s Boogie 2998

Love it lol

Its crazy that I immediately knew which story Hunter was talking about when he said “my apartment is stupid and I want to party with a ghost”

FLESHGAIT MENTIONED 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Every time I sit down to write I get discouraged, worry about the over arching theme being cohesive, making everything match, making believable and engaging dialogue. Then we get hit with reddit millennial writting and I feel a bit more confident.

Oi Wendy. You’re my canary you know

i feel bad that they had to read this

You can usually tell in the first 2 paragraphs if the author has ever read a single novel in their life

My god I hope my own story doesn't end up like this pile 😂

This entire story was just "We're going back in time to take turkey off the menu. That's right we're going back in time to take turkey. Off the menu."

I am a husk of my former self

The story made me use my Bear Grylls° Survival Knife to gut myself

Half an hour in and I think I’m burnt out on these silly stories for a while 😅 think I’m going to give the Whistlers episode another listen this week :)

I'm begging y'all please don't let the Christopher and Tony Saprano voicemail be lost media I need to hear a reenactment 🙏🏻

Omg Hunter's Carl impression is killing me 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying at work right now dear lord.

Man I was so excited for a 3 hour episode 😩 why are the people who recommend this stuff the way they are

Best episode ever

I really need people to stop suggesting objectively bad stories on purpose 🫩 it's not fun for anyone

PeakCast

Hunter sound like whitey from 8 crazy nights

During the stairs in the woods parody section, is the main character debating whether or not to let Mark Wahlberg die in the woods a reference to the vampire bloodridge motel main character getting a body count through inaction and negligence? 🤔

my hot take, this is far worse than Happy Appy

I find the redditor comment about "trapping skinnies" incredibly funny because skinny is a slur for Somalians that dates back to the US presence in Somalia in the 1990's. I'm now imagining this fat discord mod in a fight against a regular Somalian guy in the forest.

Don’t let him fool you. This is hunters favorite story yet

Cinema

CreepCast the Creepypasta

This story ruined my week

Quirky Chud with a Jeep

Isiah think Hunter gonna let him hit the way he laughing at his jokes

Ok trying this shitty story again

Carl wheezer fake mark my beloved

Of course the main character name is Cole

Btw hunter is talking abt the story where the guy is playing the midnight game thing and is like, unreasonably okay with/oblivious to all the creepy shit thats happening. Its one of the funniest ones theyve read

No, im not a human game stream WHEN. I play part 1 & 2 on repeat its amazinggg

I often think about the clip of Isaiah falling on his motorbike

Not me suddenly acutely aware that I recently posted a story specifically mentioning a .45 caliber pistol...

Im sorry but if its gonna be a 3 hour episode and you know its bad off the first 5 minutes then why continue? I much rather the long episodes be close to left right game than this redditor lvl crap.

So basically the MC is Steven Seagal?

this is another published story, but the boys should read strange houses by Uketsu. It’s not terribly long but damn is it good

This is just someone’s fanfic about themselves after reading creepypastas and being able to fight them all off like how Steven seagal directs himself as some bad ass that knows everything that’s anything at all of his movies

oh no guys Hunter is too much of a true artist to enjoy and make fun of a obviously stupid story. 💀

The monster leveling scale of how many men it would take to beat one caught me so off guard, one of the funniest things to come out of one of these Reddit stories for sure lmao

i was so excited when i saw another long episode, little did i know it was written by the Creature...

My property is stupid and the ghost is weird

Drink everytime he says "badass" and everytime he illudes to his "dark past"

perfect way to get through the monday blues 🤙🏼 edit: well I was excited for 3 hours 😅 at least the Carl and Jimmy crash out was hilarious

A big boy episode? Im so happy

I feel like I should be payed for listening to this shit lmao

20 minutes in and I’m wondering how they got over 3 hours of this

I've listened to Happy Appy willingly 3 times and this felt like being waterboarded.

this is a 1000 times better than happy appy. Its terrible but it gives you guys so much material

Ghost Marks voice sounds like Whitey from 8 Crazy Nights 😂

I can't believe people recommended this shit

“can you stop reading bad stories”/“why would you make fun of a story I requested it and I thought you’d like it”/“ruined” etc gawd damn these people are jobless, both camps just listen to the episode if you like it, if you don’t - then don’t, it’s not that deep

sick and twisted marine

Please, for the love of god, please consider having a separate dedicated channel to crappypastas. I miss hearing you guys genuinely appreciating a good, well structured story versus ..this.

The main character in this story is the guy from the "if they wanna catch em all they do" video

When i read this story it was pitched to me as a comedy story so if you read it with that expectation the story is fine. But if you go in expecting horror you get this three hour crash out

Please read "The Horror from the Vault" by Isaac Boissonneau. It’s 4 parts, 2-4 hour read, Eldritch body horror

Papa started to sound like whitey from 8 crazy nights around 2:24:00 🤣🤣

Hunter’s unintelligible crash out made me realize how much he’s been holding back for us

While this story was abominable, it reads like The Iliad when compared to Happy Appy

As a certified Kingdom Hearts enjoyer, I resent being compared to this loser

1000% reasonable crash out on Hunter's part.

Hated this story, thought it was gonna be one of those boring ones but the carl wheezer crash out makes it all worth it

Kingdom hearts fans catching strays

I am here for the slop 1000% of the time. I don't care what it is, as long as you dudes are reading it

I think we need another jeff the killer meme

Papa’s Possessed Mark impression sounds just like Whitey from 8 Crazy Nights 🤣

Creepin my quirky chungus

The voices are too good this episode

My joy at a 3 hr episode immediately melted away when they started reading this lmao

I’m a veteran, and arguably my deployment was less agonizing than just the first 20 mins of this story.

This was really enjoyable because of meat and wendi! Pure creepcast i laughed a lot

8 minute mark hunter and Isiah have no idea this video is about to be 3 hours long

Dude god damn this story wants to be tales from the gas stations but it has absolutely none of the charm or any of the redeeming qualities

This shit sucked

Yk, im an 1hr 50mins in and I'm starting come around. They can consider this atonement for not finishing The Thing In The Basement. Please never do it again.

Love these types of stories idc

I think I’d rather live through the Great Depression than to listen to this chud ass story bro

Carl wheezer impression was amazing, the possessed guys voice sounded just like Whitey from eight crazy nights. Story was abysmal.

Man, that wasnt even fun bad. Just boring

I hate that I share names with this character, made me cringe every time they'd say it

Start vetoing shit stories

Carl WheezerXGypsy RoseXMark WahlburgXElmo

I can’t believe Bear Grylls tricked Isaiah into doing a 3 hour ad read.

Not going to lie I needed a one wear, both Hunter and Isaiah hate the story equally.🤣🤣

this is like one of those mary sue one direction fan fictions but for redditors, he put his hair up in a messy bun under his fedora and got sold to slander mansion on top of the stairs in the woods

I’ve never been more upset over an episode of a podcast before, this story is the worst thing I’ve ever heard

The thing in the basement part 2 is everything I wanted to be especially the casting of Mark Whalburg

This week, Hunter's crash out devolves him into Whitey Duvall

It still irks me that “fleshgait” and “skinwalk” are almost perfect compound synonyms.

19:15 I literally said “shoot her” out loud and while feel like I should be happy the narrator addressed it, the “oh I forgot I had it” just made everything worse.

I’m not supposed to have ear buds in at work but I had a hard time not laughing at that Carl wheezer bit. I was doing my best not to look like a schizophrenic laughing at nothing

Next one better be amazing or I'm shitting in 2 seperate boxs and sending them to both of you

imo if they hate the story from sentence one they should DNF, they didnt even like it enough to really put any effort into bits, so it become a boring episode. Id rather a story they enjoy that they add bits to... please stop recommending dog shit 🙏

This is torture

I completely agree with Hunter with these kinds of stories. They are rarely funny and mostly cringe. The only good thing about this story is that you guys talk between sections. At least with happy appy I was able to disassociate. But thank you for episode anyway. 💖

Happy Appy was a miserable experience, this was just fucking lame. Having read through this however, I feel they have no excuse to not return to The Thing In The Basement.

Please read SCP-1730

So its basically one of those “i’d deal with that monster like this” type of fans as a mc. Awesome~

Nothing like seeing a 3+ hour episode and then it turns out to be this fuckass story

Whoever suggested this story needs to be lobotomized and jailed

Infected town case files

At this point, hearing that a story was recommended by the audience is a surefire sign that the story is going to be ass. Some of the crashout episodes truly are my favorites, but people keep trying to force them by suggesting stories with NO redeeming qualities as some sort of ragebait.

The chosen?? Smosh reference?!?

Please Boys, for the love of your audience. When one of the hosts feels the want to pivot, DO THAT. Isiah is not always right about what the audience wants. I hate having to listen to this Mary Sue lard tub for 3 hours. The guy who said the bits hard carry is 1000% correct

it sucks because it feels as if over time they will stop trusting patreon reccomendations if they tend to be a turd in a toilet.

Epic crash out, I LOVE IT! Makes me so happy when they suffer. On another note, it's day 4 of asking for the thing in my basement.

30 minutes in: god this is dragging its funny but I’m glad it’s a shorter ep- ITS 3 HOURS

This reminds me of polyamorous hell

Happy Father’s Day to all the creatures

Wait wasnt the monster hunter from that episode called markus????

HAPPY APPY!!!! YAYYYYY

Was excited for 3 hours vid but god this fucking story good lord

I think this changes the 'rules' You're allowed to simply skip when it's this bad. Otherwise, it may be the end of creep cast, in the long run. Nobody willingly does something they hate, if they can avoid it.

Man, this guy has the type of sick and twisted humor you could only get from being in the marines. Hu-rah! Semper fi!

What tier do I buy for you two to make a beach episode.

this was the most loony toons episode yet

This story was a David king original

The last hour of this had me cry laughing. You can’t convince me this story wasn’t made just for this podcast. 🤣

YALL JUST HIT ONE MIL!!! YAYYYYAYAY

Hunter when Isaiah talks/yells over you I still hear you lol

It's day one of suggesting "Grandpa Mapped Out His Entire Basement" https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/9n4gkx/grandpa_mapped_out_his_entire_basement/

Would y'all ever be interested in reading Tower 4?

Horrible story, funny episode :) I was miserable until like the last hour when delerium took over. Idk why so much of this fanbase likes reddit chungus "horror", it's so uncreative and annoying lol. No hate to the hosts or podcast, I still had fun

Finally a longer episode

Millennials: please dont 😁

My dad finally told me what happened that day. Written by the same guy who wrote hidden webpage, it's definitely a weaker story than HWP and the Mc can be repetitive, but it's got good moments of tension. It atleast wouldnt be this much of a drag

Ty for putting yourselves through this, true heros 🫰😘

why doesn't this have a least 25 parts 😩

MY ‼️ DAD ‼️ FINALLY ‼️ TOLD ‼️ ME ‼️ WHAT ‼️ HAPPENED ‼️ THAT ‼️ DAY‼️ please

This is what happens when you tell a moderator of r/Marvel to write a horror story

MY DAD FINALLY TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY

story so painful ive been cursed and cut part of my knuckle off with scissors and genuinely had to glue it back on

Can't believe wendigoon didn't notice hunter do a PERFECT Whitey Duvall ( old man from 8 crazy nights) impression

40 min in and I'm fairly certain the author is cherry picking stuff from the video game darkwood and adding some of his personal quirky and shit/vague writing to make it more original

Happy Appy all of a sudden doesn’t seem so bad.

Sorry if I missed it in another video but does hunter have a green bruise on his eye or is it my screen being weird?

While listening to this story I can also easily picture Hurk from farcry 5

Love how it went from Carl wheezer to lamas with hats

Id rather a 3 hour terrible crash out over a mid 1 hour episode anyday

For most of the story, I just imagined the guy on a mobility scooter 😭😭

Bro I swear this story was better when I was younger 😭

How many married men is a level 1

15 minutes in and this story is already so damn annoying.

This is the My Immortal of Creepypastas.

Loved the episode. Had a ton of fun. That was genuinely the worst thing you guys have ever read. Goodness golly gracious

Dude that unironically sounds like Mark Whalburg lmaoo

This one hurt lol

1,000,000 subscribers on YouTube people!!!

As bad as the story is it was 10x better than happy appy, it took me all week to get thru happy appy 😅

this story was written for them 3000 years ago

We need Nick reading this in his Discord Mod voice.

I think it would be awesome if the boys did the Godzilla NES creepypasta