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May 16, 2025

Update 05/16 - Still Fullbodying It Up

R? Another Galaxy! Mumm-raihn's funny moments, this post made by Polpo Gang.

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Hello everyone, Earndil back again with your wupdate.

Considering how large the last one was, and some potential (?) vagueness in regards to the wording, this one will be short, and simple, as I go over a few things with you all. WON'T THAT BE FUN.

Starting off with updates on the production side of things, we are approaching the end of re-doing our fullbody models for everyone on the cast, due to their resolution simply not being up to snuff.

That task is nearing completion, with only a few stragglers left to finish up (Go us).

What does this mean for you all? Nothing!

You'll get to see them more in the coming Chapters and Sub-Chapters, so stay tubed.

Storyboarding trials have been working swimmingly thanks to the efforts of our Art Lead Garrot and fellow Illustrator RudeRubicante, who helped spearhead the process.

We now will have Garrot, RudeRubicante, Noelle (of Geistverrse fame), and me, Earndil, tackling storyboarding alongside the fabled Cockpuncher.

We've already begun work on panelling the script for Chapter 6, so that part of the process should go infinitely faster than just having Cockpuncher sort out all 150 some odd panels by his lonesome (scary!)

Work is also progressing on Audiolog stories, specifically scripts for them because we (somehow) wound up with a defecit of available and functionally complete scripts to work with for them!

This isn't a request for ideas at all, just statement of fact, production pipelines are twisting and nebulous at times.

Norfolk Wizard Game Chapter 3 continues at pace.

Visuals are currently being concocted, but work on it is going slower as catching up on scriptwork is our current number one concern. Alfabusa, who would otherwise speed the editing process up significantly, is thusly not available as he is stuck deep in the lead mines.

We hope to have more on NWG later...

Rads to Riches is still being worked on, but as the spearheader on that particular project I will be unable to provide progress on it for the next month (I am finally visiting the UK to meet some of our crew and my girlfriend, and then onto Sweden to Kill Alfabusa (scary!)).

NOW.

ALL OF THAT DONE.

Wanted to quickly address a few concerns regarding the updated rules on Names in Credits, brought on by some comments last time:

You don't need to give us the templates now, as we're still a bit away from the next release.

Closer to the completion of that project (around the time we typically ask for credits colors and names) we will make an ammended call for people to provide names and colorations.

DON'T DO IT NOW, WE'RE NOT TAKING NOTE, OUR BRAINS ARE ELSEWHERE AT THIS TIME!!!!!!!!! BLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully, things will go much faster this time once we get there, so stay tubed for more updates from this hellspace.

We hope you have a poppeng rest of your day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Earndil

Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments (39)

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James Kelley · May 30, 2025

Is Krakus ok?

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Alfabusa (Ogre Poppenang) · June 10, 2025

No!

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Karl · May 27, 2025

A question thingamabob about the new audiolog! Seems to not be available on YouTube music, is this on purpose or an oopsie? Tend to listen to these on loop while at work and the youtube app is what it is. Thank you

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Alfabusa (Ogre Poppenang) · May 28, 2025

Oh! I honestly have no idea why... I have never really engaged with YouTube Music as a thing. I could look into it, though!

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Ogre, pop a nang! · May 27, 2025

Please work in a nod to "the thing that lives in the Arcanum's walls and keeps eating all the rats (and cocaine)" from the subreddit

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Alfabusa (Ogre Poppenang) · May 27, 2025

Could you.... give a link?

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Ogre, pop a nang! · May 24, 2025

I heard promise of radioactive clowns in R2R. Can I eat them?

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Arda Başer · May 23, 2025

Waiting for mor NWG is very sadge, chat. Poor me

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Newer Soup · May 20, 2025

wait ape boy can come back? i hadn't even considered the possibility... this is all i will think about for the next 5 month

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Scryer · May 18, 2025

How dare you have 'When is Ape-Boy coming back' as an option. I wanted that wretched creature expunged from existence, not brought up to remind us of the blight upon the world he once was. And continues to be through his post-post-mortem canine ghouling.

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MorningCock · May 18, 2025

yay, 'pdate. Thank you mister bllod wisard, may your bucket ich 1/10 less. happy

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Kyle E Johnson · May 17, 2025

I'm not much of a writer but if you reeeeeeeally needed audiolog ideas: what's Elise up to when she's hunting for fairies? She's very sneaky beaky, so I bet she's encountered more than we know. But why doesn't she remember? (.... I literally just realized she's the one loosely inspired by Corvus Corax. Don't mind me.) And how many relatives does she have, really? Why are they everywhere sex-word-related? What has Brock done to his trukk? 0 percent chance it's just some fancy new-model F-150 with heated steering wheel. Harry and Markus gym day. The last luau with Fatigue. He's lovely, but we saw so little of what made everyone love him. I bet that would be just the most wholesome shit Grimal getting cross-faded and opening up to Elise about the past relationship with Kitten and how this all affected and was affected by her special interests. Chapman comes home from work. A camarilla rep is waiting for him. This becomes quite a delicate juggle because his house is too small to get true privacy from the wife and kids Uh ...... Blacklaw has a debrief with his son and his lackeys, revealing nuances and internal disagreements regarding the generational feud with Big D. The guy who reported them for parking is another ghoul who was turned like, a day ago, and has precisely zero idea what the fuck he just stumbled into while talking to door, boy, and then the local constabulary which has precisely one person who is NOT a ghoul. It's one of Chapman's 2 bosses. But the boss who is a ghoul believes the non ghoul is the only other ghoul. Also he loves karaoke and is an early adopter of boboa tea and kpop and World of Warcraft. And his wife is a lizard person. The hell's fuckers are from outer space, and the future, and also Canada, and come looking for their lost friend That's all my insomniac brain can come up with. Hopefully this fully -solicited request can help overcome your writers block that is definitely your main issue at the moment.

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MorningCock · May 18, 2025

I like your thinking. Cheers.

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Banammock · May 16, 2025

STOP PUTTING B'S IN FRONT OF WORDS, IT DEFILES THE KEVINLY TONGUE.

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Kyle E Johnson · May 18, 2025

But funny tho

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Trevor Bond · May 16, 2025

Audiolog suggestion: someone spying on the Big D clan and moving from professional coldness to befuddlement to 'screw this, I'm out!'

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Autokrator · May 17, 2025

Perhaps that is what Crackus has been up to this whole time, and the reason why he screams and huddles in the ditch is because their antics drove him to it.

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Old woman nerd · May 16, 2025

Enjoy the holiday in the UK and Sweden.

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Fluffer · May 16, 2025

When is Vulkan from TTS joining the cast. I miss his beautiful afrikaanz accent.

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The *suspiciously* woman-shaped Biomech MAD-3R · May 16, 2025

I love my wife

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Matagros · May 16, 2025

I mean, if you guys are REALLY that desperate and insist that we provide ideas for audiologs, how about an audiolog where Big D decides to become a vampire to defeat Cain? And then they fight and he wins but he's like "nooo it wasn't worth it :(" and decides to be human again and then Vulkan appears and takes him to the no-vampire planet because this was wh40k the entire time and then he comes back and rescues Marckus and the sexy werewoolf who is good now? I think you guys could wrap this in about 20 min and it would add some depth to the story. Anyways, have a day!

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The *suspiciously* woman-shaped Biomech MAD-3R · May 16, 2025

Ah see I was going to suggest a HIT Mark goes in search of her Technocratic handler and descends through an abandoned facility while uncovering her own repressed memories, driving her fervent quest to reach her wife. It looks to all the world that our heroine is going to have to kill her wife, but that is when she runs across Akira Cross, Vampire Hunter.

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Ian Kirkland · May 16, 2025

bring ape boy back as a mummy. easy story arc, revenge of mummy ape boy

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Alfabusa (Ogre Poppenang) · May 19, 2025

You..................... you're onto something.........................

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Decius · May 16, 2025

Will Cockpuncher punch Cockthorpe??

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MorningCock · May 18, 2025

Hopefully. *runs for life*

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philanthropicnecromancer · May 16, 2025

Apeboy??? ... I was more curious as to when Pyotr was coming back........... With a mech suit and a BFG and a sassy Fomori sidekick!

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SomeWierdNinjaPatreon · May 16, 2025

Adding my own little option to the poll. *Ahem*... "Can't you just make scripts with a spoon ?" (Good luck to the Poppeneng team, we believe in you !)

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Alex Ingraham · May 16, 2025

SPOOOOONNNNNNN!!! *incoherent screaming ensues* lol

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goatfrid · May 16, 2025

I'm gonna miss Alfabusa, but I guess his time has come. Hope the process of finding a replacement is as seamless as possible

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Alfabusa (Ogre Poppenang) · May 19, 2025

It was over before it even begun......

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Arklaw · May 16, 2025

Neat.

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Alfabusa (Ogre Poppenang) · May 19, 2025

NEAT

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Alex Broman · May 16, 2025

I don’t know why but, I always read anything that Erandil writes in Kevin’s voice and I know how he naturally sounds.

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The *suspiciously* woman-shaped Biomech MAD-3R · May 16, 2025

Real heads hear it in Rheeb's voice smh smh

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Hal Embers · May 16, 2025

Roger and out.

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Mr. Graul · May 16, 2025

Thanks for the update. Keep up the great work. You're keeping many people from the darkest abyss, only dipping the barest of pinkiest toes in the brine. We wait.

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Yahhminomicon · May 16, 2025

Congrats on visiting friends and your gf, I hope your trip is lovely.

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Kyle E Johnson · May 17, 2025

Seconded