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"Holy mackerel, I thought this would never happen!" That's how you sound, and you sound really silly. You've never even had mackerel! Please find enclosed the Patreon cut of the next video, Adobe Must Die. We're still making minor rewrites and adding finishing touches, but we're at the point where w

I said the patron version of the video would be 2 weeks 2 weeks ago, so I'm making a post today explaining why I'm a liar. It's only fair. My plan had been to pretend my wrist pain was fine and deal with it later once I was finally done, but according to your comments, it kills you if you do that. A

Hey!! I should give you an update from the video mines so you know I'm alive! It's been too long without an update and I feel bad!!! wahh!!! We're in the final stages where things get a little bit out of our hands. Because the video covers laws, legal cases, and directly addresses the actions of lit

Hey! People seemed to enjoy the Alone in the Dark 2 playthrough we posted for Christmas, so what better way to round out the "AITD2 experience" than to also show you its short teaser game, Jack in the Dark! I mentioned its existence in the last one and Kat, assuming it was a decently-sized demo, kep

Hello gangers, With Christmas coming up, I'm reminded of my favorite Christmas game: Alone in the Dark 2. And that got me thinking about one of my back-burner videos about the AITD games and their history and influence. I've been writing it here and there for ages, and when I actually make it I'll n

Hello, friends (and enemies)! Here's how the Adobe video is going. We've made quite a few changes to the early sections, but if you don't feel like re-watching too much, the really big changes start at around the 25 minute mark, where the new on-set shoot stuff starts coming in. I'm really happy wit

Hey pals! Here's an update on what's going on with the Adobe video! Many of you told us you wanted updates even when it’s not a big update, so here you are! In the middle of August we went out to Temecula to shoot a bunch of footage. It went really well, RIGHT up until the second to last shot of the

Hello darlings, First off, please find enclosed the first 35 minutes of the Adobe video. A lot more is done than that, the video is shaping up to be much, much longer (the script is telling me it’s 46,000 words, which feels wrong but there we go) but, minor spoilers, a lot of the back four fifths or

Howdy Pardnerrs, Hope you're having a good New Year's. And if you're not...well, here's a video which will hopefully make it even worse. I travelled to the USA to keep working in-person with Kat on the plagiarism distribution project, since we wanted to minimize the chance I made a massive mistake w

Hello fellow Gangsters, Kat was just in the UK so we could prepare to distribute the ad revenue from the plagiarism video. We had to explain what the heck we're doing to a real accountant and everything! I had to put on real trousers and talk with a straight face to the person who looks at bank stat

The Newgrounds patron-video originally had this over the top cartoon-violent example to show what made Flash so interesting. We decided to remove it to maintain the overall chill vibe but I figured I should post it separately. Warning in advance: ridiculously silly cartoon blood Pingu Time [Backer T

Howdy Paizanos, Please find enclosed the first of potentially infinite videos about the history and impact of Newgrounds. I accidentally made another main channel video just for patrons again! Making this required me to revisit decades of internet history, so just getting this one done generated pie

Hello lizards and other squamate reptiles, First, the poll for $10 backers to decide the next patron content will be going live right after I'm done typing it. If you're one of them, check it out in a sec! Second, we (Kat) are (is) in the process of collating everyone James Somerton stole from, so w

First off, hello new people! Quite a few folks joined after the most recent video, which is a very nice surprise! Now the nightmare is over, I'm looking forward to getting back to normal videos. And by normal I mean, the normal I have never attained but pretend to be capable of. Can I make a video u

Hello Friends (I capitalised the F in friends because I really mean it), In case you haven't seen it yet, the new video is finally up! Sorry once again for not being able to post it here early, but it was one of those topics. I'm taking a sec to recuperate from working on this non-stop for quite a w

Hello Freakers, The next video, "Plagiarism and You(Tube)" is EXCRUCIATINGLY close to done - we even have a name for it now! I'd love to show you the near-final draft, but I don't want to risk alerting the subjects before the video is public. So instead, now is the chance to show off how much a vide

Hello Worms (and Beetles)! Please find enclosed the first 90 minutes (roughly the first half I hope) of ‘Untitled Plagiarism Video’ (name still pending). I’m trying something new with the patron version of this video: Normally I do a ‘pacing pass’ towards the end, where I realise last-minute some se

Hey! Happy Pride Month! Just wanted to give you a quick update on how things are going. The next video, currently titled "Plagiarism Video I Don't Have A Title For Yet," is coming along really well. I started researching and making notes for it in December last year, but made it the main focus when

Hey! Please find enclosed a video about Myst, which I made at the behest of $10 backers voting on it for the next bonus video. I'd intended for it to be a little shorter, more like a proof-of-concept for a full video later on, but as is my custom at this point, it exploded out of my control and beca

Fancy seeing you here, friend. I hope Christmas treated you well. Mine went great, except I sat next to an Aunt who was getting over some kind of Flu (not covid thankfully!) and managed to get sick. I lost my voice and needed to wait a bit until I could re-record some of the voiceover for this here

Hello, Smellies. Happy Christmas (we said 'Happy,' not 'Merry,' in my household, and it's the only tradition I respect) to everyone who celebrates it. Since I forgot to post about it here, as you probably saw, the Oof video went up for everyone else. It has, uh, exploded, in a way I wasn't fully pre

HELLO YOU SLIMES, Please find enclosed the patron draft of the the worst thing ever made. This video is, or was supposed to be about, the Roblox Oof. The original plan was for this video to be out in early September, as a quicker 30-40 minute video to stave off the burnout from longer videos, but th

Howdy gang! I can't stop saying howdy and I don't know why Here's the third video retrospective, on the Cultural Marxism video, my life around the time I made it, and what happened to the players involved - Rocking MR. E, The Golden One, Davis Aurini, and the BNP Youth spokesperson (my god, that one

Hey folks! I'm currently working on the GBNews video and the Retrospective on the Cultural Marxism video (which should be up on the 1st or 2nd!), but I saw some people asking if they could see the stream I did watching my channel go over 1 million subscribers. It was a fun little thing I got to do,

Hello, beings. In case you missed it (and I hope you did), I tweeted a picture of a destroyed-looking pancake a few days ago as a way of reviewing some bad instant pancake mix, and then when people called me a horrible cook I spent a full day of my life filming a video response and making my interne

Hey pals! I've got some updates on upcoming videos and the state of the Patreon for you. First off, I've decided to change the $10 tier. I discussed this a while back and people seemed receptive to it, but the short of it is, being able to vote on my next video doesn't seem as rewarding considering

Hey folks! Just to let you know the video's finally up for everyone on YouTube. I'm going to do a lie-in this weekend and then have an update on how other videos are going ASAP. I didn't give proper updates on this video the way I'd have preferred to, in retrospect - it felt really close to being fi

Hey there! Here's the full draft of the new video. I hope it was remotely worth the time it took to make it! Let me know any glaring problems with the music / voiceover balancing, and also if I made any obvious mistakes in my points, lol. If your name is missing from the credits or you want it chang

Hey pals! Here's the first two hours of the Deus Ex video. The final thing is looking to be about 3:15:00, making it The Longest Video I Will Ever Do (for real this time). There's been some rewriting / moving around, so this isn't just the previous draft with another hour and 15 minutes. I'd say the

Edit: Since there's a new, longer draft of the video, I made this one private for now! Please check out the new one! Hey folks! Here's the first 45 minutes of the Deus Ex: Human Revolution video. This video is threatening to become far too long so I'm glad to start getting eyes on the early parts so

Hey folks! Here's a video that evolved out of a section of the Human Revolution video I'd initially decided to cut for time. I couldn't let it go. I NEEDED to talk about the mirrors. Every draft of the HR video I've attempted, including ones from like 2016, had a rant about mirrors in there. I neede

Hey folks! Work on the next two videos (a long-form analysis of Deus Ex: Human Revolution, and the first in the Star Wars Prequel Analysis series, oh boy) is proceeding in earnest, and I have a bonus video coming up soon as well. The main reason I wanted to make this post was to mention the grants p

Hey folks! Thanks for being so cool while we got the Vaccines video tidied up and ready to go. Here's a video looking back at the second (proper) video I made for my channel, and my life at the time I made it. This one gets a bit ramble-y but I hope it's interesting! An update on the $10 backer poll

Hey pals! Just thought I'd post here in case people didn't see - the final version of the Vaccines video is now public. I'm catching up on sleep and getting some admin work done (YouTube just now reminded me I have three days to file some kind of tax form with them actually) and I'll have a poll for

Hey gang! Please find enclosed the full-length Patron draft of the Vaccines video! There's a few things that aren't entirely done yet, namely the colour grading of the live-action shots (my face is not normally that green, I hope), and the audio levels / music are still being worked on, but we wante

Hey folks! I was going to post this update on the first, and then worried people might think it was a joke, so I waited a little while. Progress on the Vaccines video is going really well. Too well, in fact. We've done so much research and writing and editing and rewriting and consulting experts and

Hey folks! Here's the first 20 minutes of the video. This part is largely finished, except for the colour grading, which I'm finally getting someone else to do instead of ruining it all by myself. One thing Kat, my genius producer, has already pointed out while I was uploading this version, was that

Hey folks! As I mentioned, because my family has moved out of the house my set was built in, the set is being 'retired' in the vaccines video. So while I still had it, we shot a little tour of the place just for posterity's sake. Check it out if you want to see what the back of the set looks like an

Hey there! I like experimenting with ways of breaking up videos that threaten to just be footage of one or two games, so the Fallout video had a few animated illustrations in the corner to help point out which game was being played, and also a small segment in the moral choices chapter had a cute li

Hey folks! I hope Christmas and new year's was vaguely passable. The non-patron version of the Christmas video is finally here. There aren't that many changes since the patron version - I recorded a few things that didn't make it in because they were intended to be references back to the Vaccines vi

Hey folks! Please find enclosed the Fallout: New Vegas video. I'm really happy with it, I went for a faster and more defined sense of pace than normal to make sure it didn't get out of hand and become infinitely long. I love this game very much, so that was a clear risk. There's a very small segment

Hey pals, First off, I'm really sorry about not posting videos as fast as I'd hoped. I got pretty sick toward the end of October - I don't think it was covid, but I was afraid of going to get checked and then spreading it or getting it for real, so I holed up and waited it out. Once I'd come out of

Hey folks! Just thought I'd update you all on my progress. The video that won the $10 patron poll, Anti-Vax: A Measured Response, is coming along! I tried to keep it under 40 minutes but it continuously threatened to balloon in size...and then a journalist who covered the anti-vaccine scare extensiv

Hey pals, I've spent the past couple of weeks monitoring the reactions to the RWBY video, doing research and writing for various videos (including the dreaded prequel project), and editing together this piece of the RWBY analysis, which I had cut out in the editing process. Originally I wanted to ta

Hey it's really up! For everyone! Go watch it! Thanks for sticking with me through this nightmare. There were some delays because of dealing with copyright, and also some animation needed rewriting and copious reworking, and there was quite a lot of re-editing based on your feedback. Thanks so much