Health Update
I'm sorry it's been so long since I've updated you. I can't get on Patreon on my phone. The app is a pain. Finally had the strength to get on the computer today.
It's been a rough ride. Seven days of IV chemo, as well as chemo in a pill every day since I got here. Apparently, chemo has come a long way. I haven't been sick, nor have I lost hair. Doc says it's more targeted now. It just makes me extremely tired and weak. And on top of that my white cells and hemoglobin are virtually non-existent. I have no immune system right now. Had 12 or 13 blood transfusions since I've been here. Lost track.
I take about 20-25 pills a day. And I haven't been allowed to leave the room for weeks. Apparently I'm a magnet for infection right now. Though they're possibly letting me out today for some very brief sunshine therapy. But I've heard that before. Maybe not such a good idea since it's already 108 RealFeel® here today.
Oh, forgot to tell you that when I came in, I also had a kidney stone, a UTI, and my kidneys were failing, but not acutely. To deal with the kidney stone, they put a stent in (while I was under). And then took it out while I was awake without anesthetic, which I'm pretty sure was a war crime. Five minutes of unrelenting agony. Awful!!!
They've fixed my kidneys, the stone is gone, and I no longer have a UTI. I pretty much lay in bed 24/7. But they do allow visitors — masked and at a distance. Saw Sean (Jesse/Jesus) for the first time since before the pandemic. And Jimbo has kept in close contact. Amy too.
I've been able to make a couple of Facebook updates because I could do that on my phone. So look for those. But hopefully, I'll have a little more energy to post here and keep you updated.
I hope you're all doing well. And again, I'm so grateful for your continued support. Based on what they've told me, I might be able to make a few videos in October. But the number will be less than you're used to — like last month, but even less. Take care! B
P.S.: The doctors and nurses are all amazing here at Long Beach Memorial. They take wonderful care of me, and are genuinely the best people in the world — the nurses especially. I feel very lucky!
Comments (43)
Brian, Just saw your “like”, does this mean you are on the other side of the cancer ugliness? What a tough road! I’ve missed seeing you and your posts! Please share that you are on the upswing, feeling new and improved. And just take care of your own sweet self! 💕
Hi Brian, just saw you email. Virtual hugs and best wishes from my wife and I. Take care of yourself. We are looking forward to more Mr Diety in the near future. 👌❤️
It's nice watching your utube posts. Get well soon.
Brian, thanks for your candid, informative, graphic, and eloquent report. You’re enduring something fearsome that any of us someday may also experience, trail-blazing, as it were. Hang in there!
I'm glad you pulled through this ordeal. Hope to see you back soon.
Sorry to hear about your health issues, I would send you all my Hopes and prayers for a full recovery, but I know you don't need that BS, just my absolute best wishes. Cheers Brian, from Jim.
Not sure what to say but to hang in. I started to watch Mr. Diety from the beginning and I am once again amazed at how incredibly far you've come with your insights (or those of other atheist activists, let's not split hairs). I so appreciate your work and wish you all the best for your convalescence! No thoughts and prayers. Those are bad-bad.
Brian! so good to hear from you and see all these love letters from your fans and friends. We all want you out of pain and healed ever so quickly. Holding you in my heart. ♥️
Hey man, you are very important to me and many others. Thank you so much for your work and if you can't do that anymore so be it. You are loved Brian.
May the Blessing of Mr. Deity be on you. I haven't followed you on this situation because YOU know I'm busy with my own health battles. I guess you're getting a bone marrow implant for the platelet disease? I do wish you the very best Bri. You're in my prayers to Mr Deity. Did you hear that Bri, it's all on you? LOL (and for deity's sake play that backlog of answering machine messages damnit!!) BTW I'm at 15 kidney stones and counting. Not saying this to one-up you but in commiseration. Once I had five in one kidney and they did it in two operations, first for 2 and then 3. I got a UTI first time and septicemia the second. I asked the surgeon if he had forgotten to wash his hands. If we don't smile, we'll cry, so smile pal. I hope you're keeping the nurses entertained!! I'm so glad to see the cast still has that love we all saw in Mr. Deity! You're a real mensch, Bri!
I hope you’re feeling better very soon!
Glad you're feeling well enough to give us a shout. How do we request the chaplain come and give you some solace in your time of need? Hang in there, and know we're all rooting for you.
We love you, Brian! Get well soon❤️
Good luck Brian. Hope you get better soon!
Sorry for all this tough stuff you're going through, Brian. Glad you're getting good care. We miss you and completely understand your need for R & R. Don't come back until you're ready! At least you still have your hair! Hugs.
Thanks for the update. I know all of your friends and followers hope for the best. Take care of yourself first and foremost. I thought the bit about putting on your magic underwear was priceless!!!! I'm in San Antonio where it's just about as hot, so stay cool!!
cancer and chemo are not a fun activity, but kidney stones are just insulting..i just cannot believe they have a purpose....it is not a good time for you to check out, cuz we need MORE mr deity, not less....hug a nurse everyday, get better sooner
Hooray for the modern Prometheus - I mean chemo
Good luck, Brian. Hang tough!
Just get better!
I'm so sorry you're going through all of this, Bri Bri! I love you and Thank Hitch for you every day. Venmoed you some "flowers".
I’m glad you’re on the mend. Onwards and upwards! You’ll be back skewering the apologists in no time.
There's a breakthrough in cancer treatment about every six months. The targeted therapies are amazing. And I once had to deal with a stent for a kidney stone. Not fun. Hang in there.
Bri Bri. Take a break. We all miss you, but we want you healthy.
Good news, Bri! Painful and frustrating but your body's To Do list is getting checked off, at least. Take all the time you need to heal. Your True Believers will be here when you return.
Hey Brian - Appreciate the update. Glad you’re in good medical hands. Wishing you all the best for a speedy recovery. Don’t worry about vids until you’re fully ready. We can wait. Sending hugs and positivity your way!
I am looking forward to your complete recovery and the resumption of your snarky videos!
Thanks for the update. Lots happening - too much I think you'd agree. Here's to quieter, less stressful health conditions. I look forward to your stubbed toe or mosquito bite health update in a few months.
Thanks for the update, Brian. It’s reassuring to know your care team is providing the kind of support we all need in tough times. Of course we all look forward to enjoying your future productions, but please be careful, conservative and patient with yourself in scheduling your work.
Modern health care: miracle or torture? Sending good vibes and no germs. ❤️
Hi, Brian! My husband and I have been thinking about you constantly since we got the news. I’m so sorry you are going through all that right now. Logging in to Patreon just now — no joke, my security code Patreon sent me actually had a variation (sound) of the “f” word in it. 🤣 The random coincidence felt so real, it almost made me believe in God. BTW…If you can’t say the “f” word at the hospital during all the agony you’re going through, I’ll happily say it for you! 🤗🤗
Mr. D is my hero!
Hope they flash the lights and put on rave music while you take all the pills. At least that way, you can imagine you’re being young and reckless.
Sorry that I can't pray for you, as that does not work, but I am pulling for you. Get better! We need more snark on the youtubes.
I really feel for you, I'm recovering from some awful health issues myself. You're not alone. Sending hugs and good vibes your way.
Brian, it’s times like this that I wish thoughts and prayers accomplished anything besides making me feel like I’m doing something, but do know that I’ll maintain my support on Patreon and keep watching your videos, along with being grateful that you’re receiving such great care from skilled doctors and nurses , who are infinitely more useful that that imaginary sky daddy.
You're a trooper.. you'll be fine. I'm a physician I guarantee it 😀. Get better. This initial period is the most taxing and trying and horrible. We will celebrate once you're in remission... reply to this comment if you need anything... much love!
Stay strong!
Oh, Brian… hang in there. Damn, this is a rough challenge, no doubt about it. I’m just glad you’ve got competent doctors and nurses rather than some zealot with a tiny vial of consecrated oil. I had problems with kidney stones in the past, and know that they can cause the worst pain imaginable. Someone told me that drinking a beer per day helps, so I now have a Modelo Negra every night and haven’t suffered a kidney “arrowhead” for years. Knock on wood…? Sounds like the chemo has really improved, and I’m glad for you! Take CARE!
Sending best wishes and continued healing to you! I had a kidney stone that they got by "going up the Amazon". You're right. Taking out the stent was the most painful thing ever! Had my wife and nurse holding my hands at the time. I don't know about you, but since then I don't have a stream I have a spray. :) Good luck!!
Hang in there Brian! It will get better!
Time to put back on your magical underwear. That should be all you need. 🖖💕
We're here to entertain you with silly comments when you need us.