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August 4, 2026

Heath Update...

Hey Gang! Turns out things are worst that I imagined. I've been diagnosed with acute leukemia. I will be spending August in the hospital getting the full-blown chemo treatment. Needless to say, there will be no new videos coming at the end of this month or maybe the next. 🥺 Wish me luck! And thanks again for all your continued support!!! B

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Stephen · September 1, 2026

Wish you all the best Brian. I'm lost for words but only to say lots of love

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Jennifer · August 28, 2026

We can all send "flowers" via Venmo @BrianKeithDalton

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Jennifer · August 28, 2026

I am registered as a bone marrow donor, so have your people call me if we're a match for that!

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Jennifer · August 28, 2026

Oh, Bri Bri!! Praying to Hitch that you'll get better soon. Love and hugs, Jen Jen

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Louise C · August 21, 2026

That’s awful. I hope it responds quickly and well to treatment and that your roommates and nurses at the hospital have the same taste in music as you and a good sense of humor. May luck be with you.

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Cynthia · August 16, 2026

Brian! Awful news! But treatment is so good now! You know, Science!! You’re gonna beat this my friend. I am holding you in my heart. ❤️💕

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Samantha Couture · August 15, 2026

That is awful news. Best of luck with your treatment.

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Denis Loubet · August 14, 2026

I wish you all the luck, man! So sorry you have to deal with this! 😞

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Russell Weiner · August 14, 2026

Mr Newberger Trump’s most important issue

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Grant LaDue · August 12, 2026

Never thought of leukemia as all that cute. Do what you need to do to recover Brian!

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Steve Parker (Jason’s dad) · August 12, 2026

Brian, heartfelt wishes for your successful treatment and recovery. Hang in there.

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Charles Payet · August 10, 2026

Oh Brian, I am so sorry to hear that! We wish you all the best during your treatment, and I’ll be sure to binge watch some of your playlists as support. May you respond well to treatment and recover quickly!

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Doug Bonomo · August 8, 2026

Hang in there boss, we love having you around too much to let this keep you down.

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T Grogan · August 7, 2026

Wow! Hope you are near a major cancer center. Do exactly what the oncologists tell you. Went through two bouts with my wife. Are you on Medicare yet?

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A Cascadian · August 6, 2026

Lots of thoughts and no prayers, sent your way. As you know, modern science is a better source of actual miracles than religion every has been.

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Raechel Averett · August 6, 2026

Well shit. I'm so sorry to hear this, Bri Bri. Will you keep us posted? Even if it's to say how you're feeling. You're not alone in this big world. ❤️

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Robert Keefer · August 5, 2026

Hard luck. Don't worry, I'll pra.... actually, I won't.

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John DiMiceli · August 5, 2026

Brian - Sending LOVE your way. You have changed my life. What can I do to help you through this period?

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Roo · August 5, 2026

I look forward to your triumphant return later this year.

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Jennifer Dawes · August 5, 2026

So sorry to hear the diagnosis. You have a tough road ahead. We'll all be pulling for you! Your insight and humour is sorely needed.

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Gene Krzywinski · August 5, 2026

Wishing the best for you. Stay strong! We need your voice and humor

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Jesse Roberts · August 5, 2026

Which god did you piss off to have them turn your bones against you? (J/K, we know which one.) If you want to monetize a video this month, fell free to give us a deathbed non-conversion one. It won't be your normal polish, but you'll definitely have some time on your hands. And you're in good hands - amazing how much science outperforms thoughts and prayers. Try to keep the body working as best you can. Eat and drink a lot of water. If you get to move, move. Movement is what evolution designed our bodies to do. Quickest way to die is to not move. You got this.

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TeddP · August 5, 2026

Wishing you all the best luck, Brian. It will suck, but medicine can do some amazing things.

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Keith E. Cooper · August 5, 2026

Brian, take all the time you need. We'll be here!

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Mark D Larsen · August 5, 2026

Oh… damn, damn, damn. I am so sorry, Brian. I hope you’ve got excellent, experienced doctors taking care of you. I also hope your doggies will be okay with foster parents. They will miss you tremendously. And you’ll miss them likewise!

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Bob Seidensticker · August 4, 2026

Wow. So sorry to hear that. Best wishes.

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Janice McKae · August 4, 2026

The science is good for the acute form, although the going may be difficult. How can send money- my Patreon payment is tied to posted videos. Jan, Rochester, NY

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Steve Harvey · August 4, 2026

Best wishes, Brian. Hopes up. They are doing amazing things with chemo these days. I was told I had a seven year life expectancy after my chemo, eleven years ago. No sign of recurrence so far. Fingers crossed!

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Bruce Neilson · August 4, 2026

Jesus. I don’t know the details but, when I get it , I don’t think I want to do all the chemo. I’m almost 70. My wife’s only sister just got diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer. I’ll pray for you. Sorry, too soon, I was hoping it would give you a chuckle. Keep on smilin

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Jennifer · August 28, 2026

Treatments for leukemia are MUCH more effective and better tolerated than ever before. Don't just decide to quit if you do happen to get such a diagnosis. Please. Unless you're MAGAt.

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Richard Bruning · August 4, 2026

DAMN! Well, I've been with you since Season 2 of Mr Diety and I'm just gonna sit here and keep sending good vibes til your full recovery. I WILL not be praying though! BE WELL, BRIBRI!

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Roger Cavanagh · August 4, 2026

Good luck, Brian.

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Mark Foote · August 4, 2026

Wow. I'm so sorry and I hope your treatment goes well. Your work means a lot to me. Good luck

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Robert and Jacqueline Graham · August 4, 2026

My best friend just went through that. Hang in there, and we'll be "praying" for you!

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William Fisher · August 4, 2026

Well damn. Here's hoping the accumulated wisdom of the best medical science humans have ever known can help you through this. Good Luck, a strong wind, and all that.

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Scott the K · August 4, 2026

Hey, that sucks! Good luck on the road ahead. We will miss that glorious mane until it comes back.

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Chad Lehman · August 4, 2026

Damn. Hoping for the best Bri Bri. Take care, our thoughts are with you always.

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gitarzan · August 4, 2026

So sorry to hear this. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

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Laura Jarrell · August 4, 2026

Oh my beautiful BriBri! Chemo, ugh. Please, please keep us posted. I don't know if you realize how important you are to, uh, us! And yep, even if that glorious hair falls out, we will still love you. 🥴😘💙💖💙💝💙🥰✌

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Dennis Hutchins · August 4, 2026

Man, this one hit me. I am so sad to hear of this. We are powerless but know (and I speak for a ton of good people here) that we want nothing more than your good health. Although I love your work here, the videos can wait. I'll wait to hear a healthy Mister Deity, then enjoy your work even more. All the best to you sir.

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Paul · August 4, 2026

So sorry to hear this! Hope things go well and that you are back soon!

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Jan Miller · August 4, 2026

I'm sorry. Cancer sucks. We'll be here when you're done with treatment. Take care!

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Allan Lucero · August 4, 2026

Sending you positive thoughts. I'll miss your videos, but I'll miss you more. Take care, Brian. Stay strong.

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Don Arnold · August 4, 2026

Hoping everything turns out okay. Have no fear, we'll be here when you get back. Just concentrate on taking care of yourself.

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Terri Gilbert · August 4, 2026

Dang training. Hope and Prayers, Brian. Digital ones of course. I hear those work now that god is a quantum AI.

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Lee J · August 4, 2026

Very sorry to hear this. Hoping for a smooth recovery, so take all the time you need. From Australia 🇦🇺

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Richard Carpenter · August 4, 2026

Sorry to hear you are not doing well. Please take the time you need to get better.

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Joe Barrett · August 4, 2026

We'll be thinking of you!

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Nemisten · August 4, 2026

Fk…just fk. So sorry to hear, Brian. Sending whatever positive mojo I can your way. Please keep us posted.

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Robert Post · August 4, 2026

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope the chemo goes well and works for you. In any case, should worst come to worst, I hope a marrow transplant is one of your options. You’re welcome to some of mine….

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Brian Keith Dalton · August 28, 2026

make sure to register. I just might need you bone marrow. That's the end game — a bone marrow transplant.

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Rob Jobin · August 4, 2026

We're here for you, as much as digital people can be. Take care of yourself.