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June 18, 2025

BONUS 60: The Gucci Goddess (Janet Mello)

An Army civilian employee is accused of embezzling over $100 million from a military child care program to fund a lavish lifestyle hidden in plain sight.

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Comments (23)

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Jarrett Terrill · July 6, 2025

ACC - I decided to send my idea to the contact form on the website instead of publishing it as a comment here. But also - to remind everyone of what's at stake, you definitely should re-release your amazing episode from 2021 entitled "The Explosion" to compliment the aforementioned idea in the contact form email I sent.

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Katie Butler · July 1, 2025

Your episode on 45/47 will be unhinged and I cannot wait

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Jarrett Terrill · July 6, 2025

It will always be just #45. We have yet to elect a 47th President to the US. It goes by the number of Presidents, not the number of terms (consecutive or otherwise) that they have served (or in this case, been served by).

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Vanessa Lucio · June 25, 2025

The Rita Crundwell of Fort Sam.....another flag-waving, apple pie-eating, American capitalist who can't keep her hand out of the till.

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kristen bartlett · June 23, 2025

While President T is cutting 107,00 government jobs, no one is looking under the covers at things like this??! Will be happy thinking of this story while my daughter, who has a masters degree in education and still making those student loan payments, is looking for a job because underserved communities funding was cut, apparently we don’t need teachers for poor kids.

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Rudy Rosenberg · June 20, 2025

Of course she could ask for a presidential pardon. One felon to another.

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Michelle Hebert · June 21, 2025

She would have to pay for it, though — Trump requires a hefty bri— oops, I mean fee, for this. It’s one of the many “services” he sells from the Oval Office!

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Jessica Michalec · June 19, 2025

The ending - chef's kiss!

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Aman · June 19, 2025

Yeee San Antonio makes an appearance

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Jane (Richardson) Rambridge · June 19, 2025

Makes me wonder how many get away with it. If she’d not gotten greedy she’d have gotten away with it indefinitely.

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Jarrett Terrill · July 6, 2025

The US Military is shockingly susceptible to all sorts of grift, scheming and swindles... The latest season of Under Cover is about an Injured Veteran from the war in Afghanistan that received millions of dollars in charity and healthcare "retreats," and lots & lots of attention and concern from all of her friends and her big military family... Trouble is, she never even served in the military for a single second, nor has she ever even been overseass... She made it all up and even her wife was clueless about it.

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AR · June 19, 2025

it's so wild that all she could think of to spend that $ on was cars she didn't even drive??? so little imagination.

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Michelle Hebert · June 21, 2025

I know! ACC said a lot of those cars still had the dealer plastic on the seats!

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Shannon the Dog Behavior Nerd · June 19, 2025

That last line... just perfect. 👍🏻

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Brenda Diaz · June 18, 2025

Fave line - Every thing pointed back to Chyld — Janet Mello’s bastard creation of a non-profit 💀💀💀

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c.a. · June 24, 2025

For me it was, "Janet did not a rich husband. But she did have a rich uncle..."

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Alan · June 18, 2025

Great ending on double bonus day! That music in the first few minutes is *chef's kiss*.

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Stephanie Johnson · June 18, 2025

Two episodes in one day? You spoil us, ACC!

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Terrance ray · June 18, 2025

ACC going back to back.

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Zoey Charlemagne · June 18, 2025

Hahahah came here to say TWO EPISODES TODAY WE SPOILED

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Reese · June 18, 2025

Ooooohhhhh, we're gettin spoiled today!

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Sophia Stahl · June 18, 2025

TWO BONUS EPISODES NO WAY

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Sam · June 18, 2025

TWO BONUSES?? ALL HAIL