Comrade Nacho

IT'S MIDTERM TIME, HOES

Once, in a foursome, we got real slippery and managed to, and I am not exaggerating, get about half of my actual dick into my actual ass. I just got back from a vasectomy, Good stuff. Partaking of the medicinal. This poor giant cock is all bruised up and I almost want to do a photo shoot with it.

Haven't posted in a while; here's my ass and evidence that my back surgery stitches are out! I feel like I can get my ass in better focus; I'll see what I can do today.

Did it, who's with me?

What are any of us doing anyway, really?

Morning, comrades.

Collab releasing in a few weeks, y'all. What sounds better, Whorio Kart or NintendHoes?

Back at the gym again; this place has the best shampoo flavors. Punch a nazi today. Figurative, I mean. Unless...?

At the gym again; gotta resurrect the punching muscles now that Nazis are back, i guess

Just Filmed some Content, with a Person! Hell of a way to spend a Saturday, I tell you what, and I've never been happier to be a pornographer. Bummer about the whole rise of fascism and world war 3 and all that, and I'm deeply sorry about; I think it falls on us to think about what we're going to do

Hot Christmas takes: -A Muppet Christmas Carol is the best Christmas Carol film adaptation. -Love, Actually may be stupid as balls, but because of/despite that, it's a great Christmas movie.

Can you hear it coming? In the air tonight? You can now, Phil! A completely hands-free orgasm; one version with Phil Collins, and one version that lets you hear it land on your face. If you ask nicely, I may send you one of them for free. Hey Ted Cruz. Fuck you, Ted.

greetings from the bathroom. Everything is fine.

POV: it's a beautiful dusty morning at Wasteland, you just woke up in your van and you're remembering the double blowjob you got last night from a very pretty lad and a very pretty lady. Some people live to golf, but you got a big dick and not enough balance to golf, so you do this instead; what ple

Back from Wasteland, who wants to come scrub my back in the shower?

Heading out to wasteland tomorrow--shout out to my fellas at the Cockpit; I'll see you fuckers soon 😘😘😘

Hey! I found a mirror!

IT'S ASS O CLOCK

Dual knob system.

Good morning from my day job. Take a moment to pause from the Tragedies. Rest is praxis.

Time to put in my weekend shift at the ol democracy factory. You coming?

Fuck ICE, particularly this weekend. Not related: managed to film a totally hands free orgasm today; being alive is wild sometimes, even sometimes during the fall of empire.

For legal reasons, this is a private bridge.

For legal reasons, this is a private bike tunnel. P

It's got a macro lens too; this should be fun

Sunday is not a day for deep thinking

Shaved half my package for Neotropolis, but just pulled out and decided it was a good photo op.

sorry I haven't been posting lately, the world is kind of weird and fucked up; here's a classic harbor freight 6 in 1 screwdriver perched on my rock hard cock.

holy shit, is anyone else following the tiktok ban drama? It's INCREDIBLE. A huge number of people on tiktok just decided en masse to just install and register on Red Note, which is literally, officially, Chinese TikTok, like yesterday. Congress is already like OH NO MAYBE WE POSTPONE BANNING TIKTOK

i don't hate this lighting!

Got a new couch, baBYYYY

show me you did something more than vote and I'll send you SO MUCH DICK test me I dare you

don't die out there in the heat, comrades. here's the only helicopter I want in my neighborhood this fine ass Saturday.

life is tasty, y'all

lmao

once again, easily amused.

damn, these some comfy undies.

lmao, in a rush to go to my day job this week I almost accidentally wore my I LET FEMMES TOP ME t-shirt instead of my plain one lordy that would have been weird thank god for mirrors

Does anyone even notice Stories on here? I occasionally post casual clips of me smacking my cock against random objects on stories, but I feel like no one's noticing; opinions? First opinion gets a free dickpic ;)

Having a dick is hilarious, and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Nice bathroom lighting, comrade.

Rude.

Woke up in a hotel, not mad about it. Happy San Diego pride y'all

CANDLES

Should I shave my package for summer?

To each according to their need, from everyone according to their ability.

Happy pride! More to come but here's some dick for day 1!

Thanks for the undies, Road Rash, but also lmao I think it needs more fabric