POV: it's a beautiful dusty morning at Wasteland, you just woke up in your van and you're remembering the double blowjob you got last night from a very pretty lad and a very pretty lady. Some people live to golf, but you got a big dick and not enough balance to golf, so you do this instead; what pleasures does this new day bring, you wonder, and with whom?
And where'd you put that bottle of Five Loko?
Let's get weird.