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September 28, 2023

[One Shot] SPACE CRAM: Reasonable Hoop Dreams ep02 "The Menlo County Summer League 3X3: Part 2"

[An earlier copy of this file was uploaded with some sync issues. But time (me) heals all wounds, and it is FIXED. -t]

THE HEAT IS ON for the Space Cram team. Have they met their match, or can they straight up hoopin their way out of this one?? Take a deep breath and remember, there's no actual rule that says you have to breathe, like at all.

THIS is Space Cram. THESE are Reasonable Hoop Dreams. THAT is our promise to you, fulfilled.

These episodes of Space Cram were edited and designed by MIchael Wolf.

Music from Epidemic Sounds

Except for the incredible CRAM DANIEL THEME from NIGHT YORB

This Space Cram adventure was powered by TOURNAMENT ARC from BISCUIT FUND GAMES.

Comments (129)

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Cody Small · November 4, 2025

I have never looked forward to doing dishes before… Thank you! You are all beautiful!

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Nym · October 12, 2025

Clifford as the only confirmed American kaiju slayed me in the middle of Trader Joe’s

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Nym · October 12, 2025

You all are simply the fucking cutest

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beans · October 11, 2025

Holiday ep?

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Jack Wilkinson · September 4, 2025

After finishing book 1 of the Wizard the witch and the wild one I came back to confirm this is still the best thing they’ve ever done

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DeVonte Skillern · June 19, 2025

I cannot tell you how weak I was listening to this. I made the mistake of listening to this at work and could barely stand.

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Sammi Jacobs · June 2, 2025

Just listened for the first time and I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time! Even Slam’s death was hilarious 😂😂😂. Thank y’all so much for creating this 😂😂💖💖💖

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Neil Alton · May 1, 2025

Listened to this again and just forgot how insane and brilliant this was. One of the funniest things

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Echo of the Sun Moons Past · April 21, 2025

Where did the rails go?

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MathemagicalFae · April 3, 2025

I fear there will never be anything as funny as this one shot ever again. We did it guys, pack it up. No need for any more comedy, these guys won.

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C S · March 27, 2025

Hello yes I'd like to order more space cram

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cowabungholio · March 5, 2025

I'm trying to lift weights listening to this. I'm about to die. 😂😂😂

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Korklez · April 9, 2025

Did you make it?

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EmberSpotten · February 18, 2025

More Slam Cram!! Please, dear God.

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Elizabeth Leedham · November 5, 2024

I need more one shots. I got a fever for one shots and the only cure etc etc

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BunSum · October 22, 2024

Brava. Bravisima.

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Patrick E. · October 21, 2024

The fact we never got a talkback for the funniest thing I've heard all year is criminal. 10/10 no notes

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Ramsey · September 5, 2024

Fully crying at work trying not to laugh out loud. Lord have mercy

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sylvie · August 4, 2024

in worlds beyond number, you will ball.

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Jackson Roth · June 29, 2024

Simply amazing

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Jackson Roth · June 29, 2024

It's Renee, welcome to the Jam

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Lana Kole · June 16, 2024

this was hysterical lol

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Eleventh Hour Panic Productions · June 7, 2024

"Natural 20 over 2 dice" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Alex Mackerras · April 26, 2024

I love how completely deranged all of these one-shots are

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carrie is on some shit · April 14, 2024

I NEED MORE

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Gordon · March 10, 2024

“A 12 year old giant dog! Who goes to this middle school!” Literally made me spit my water out 😂

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Mel · March 7, 2024

Still can't believe Aabria managed to drop the title AND kill a dog before Brennan.

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CommodoreBlue · January 20, 2024

I laughed so much harder than I thought I would. Probably harder than any other Worlds Beyond Number content 🤣🤣🤣 Also, Brennan still said “Worlds Beyond Number” first, during The Seven.

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Witch of the Widdle Wiggly Guys · January 3, 2024

We require more Space Cram

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Eskitoon · December 4, 2023

NOOOO, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A ONE-SHOT, I WAS LIED TO, AHHHHHHH

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Apple Slapple · November 3, 2023

41:00 the music cut off was so funny Taylor just really knows how to bring a scene together!

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Zachary Schwendemann-Whitman · October 24, 2023

I keep relistening to Space Cram, and no one I know has listened to it, so my family and friends believe I just had a hallucinogenic fueled fever dream while marathoning Air Bud and Space Jam!!! Send Help!!!

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The King of House Cabraescuro · October 23, 2023

A combined natural D20 😂😂😂😂

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johanna · October 11, 2023

everything. everything I wanted. the whole time. put the link to the patreon on my grave man. oh my god

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Viola Helmers · October 11, 2023

Hi, I'm aware this might a dumb question, but can somebody point me to a reddit, Tunblr, ANYTHING that explains the existence of this magnificent fuckery?? I know there's lore here but I can't find it for the life of me and I MUST KNOW.

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Evilest Teapot · October 12, 2023

I believe that Space Cram was originally created in an Instagram live on the WBN Instagram page, which can still be found on either the Instagram or I believe it may be somewhere on YouTube.

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eel · October 10, 2023

this is absolutely unreal and incredible as always i can’t wait for the return to the court 😩😤⛹️

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mel · October 10, 2023

i have listened to this three times i love it so much

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Jennifer Sieben · October 9, 2023

I need to know about all of these different abilities because some of them seem tailor made for the players. They were used sooo well in this game and I laughed so hard!

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Ren Challacombe · October 6, 2023

I still cant believe brennan pulled an intrepid heroes in leviathan with “you’re dead. you’ve been dead for years”

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Isaac Roberts · October 4, 2023

I laughed so hard I switched cigarette brands

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Infernal · October 3, 2023

It is insane how much I laughed and how ridiculous that was and yet the somber music was so beautiful and yet I was wheezing with laughter

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Melody Snow · October 3, 2023

I HAVE NOT LAUGHED AND WEEZED SO HARD BEFORE THAN WHEN BRENNAN SAID, "The gym does WHAT?!?"

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Liliana McMahon · October 3, 2023

I thought I could never be more delirious with laughter than I was during fantasy high sophomore year. I was wrong. I believe my brain has melted.

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RedPirateRoberts · October 3, 2023

This is the epitomen of one of those wild fever dream children's cartoons

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Thomas · October 2, 2023

The funniest piece of storytelling I’ve ever experienced, more please

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Ripley Stardust Love · October 1, 2023

Truly the hardest i’ve laughed since ally beardsly was on dnd court

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CarpeBootium · October 1, 2023

If ever there was a team that needed Whitney Jammer! Tho Erika stealing Runya’s soul, Mean Girls style…that was brilliant!

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DreadNinja · October 1, 2023

All the one shots feel like a fever dream

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Laurenthian · September 30, 2023

Love the episode, but will it be re-uploaded with the audio fixed?

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Joshua Trivett · September 30, 2023

These hoop dreams have been deemed REASONABLE!

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Gysdaj · September 30, 2023

Truly truly what the fuck was this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Olivia Buse · September 30, 2023

Minous (I don’t know how to spell it lol - the dad of nunya and runya) getting scared by Clam Blamielle and then running off seems at odds with him asserting himself last episode. Did I miss something, am I confusing people? Or is Clam just that scary lol (I too would probably run and cry if Erika in any form insulted me)

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James O'Dwyer · September 30, 2023

I am just enjoying how much the team is trying to destroy the very foundation of regulation 3x3 basketball. Even the dice were in on it.

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Peter Crowell · September 29, 2023

Someone needs to notify the Library of Congress about this group. Everything I have head so far needs to be deemed a national treasure

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Tristan Hull · September 29, 2023

Whelp, up to 3 side eyes from co-workers in the office while laughing uncontrollably to: 19+1=nat 20 and hot dog blood. Also, merch idea: a pink newt standing on a beach with a speech bubble: "1 + 19 = nat 20". I'd buy that t-shirt

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Isaac · September 29, 2023

I would sign up to another, separate patreon just to get weekly space cram. This is next level.

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GC · September 29, 2023

Heck, I would pay weekly for yearly Space Cram. I would treat Release Day as a special holiday that over time would evolve its own rituals and traditions. Space Cram is one of the best things (full stop)

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Day Sleep · September 29, 2023

It will never not be surreal to hear my own voice in a wbn podcast, let alone this one

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Kyle · September 29, 2023

The problem with the audio layers is a real disappointment because it spoils the gags before they happen. Here's hoping for a swift correction.

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Katlynn · September 29, 2023

This was so unhinged and I loved every second of it!

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RIchard Vegas · September 29, 2023

Cry laughing for both of these so far!

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Rafael C · September 29, 2023

Beautiful. This is art. This slays absolute penis as one might say.

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StWindsor · September 29, 2023

This is so epic!!

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annemjw · September 29, 2023

A fever dream of a time, gold stars to everyone

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lunarsummer · September 28, 2023

Absolute madness, I loved it, come on and CLAM everybody let's CRAM

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CSN · September 28, 2023

So much 🌭 blood. 😭

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Beldaran · December 16, 2023

This got an irl cackle from me, thank you. XD

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Matthew · September 28, 2023

Aabria killed that dog! Sort of.

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Za'chary Westbrook · September 29, 2023

Lou killed that dog.

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Mandii Kennedy · September 28, 2023

Like others I'm struggling a bit listening to this because of the possibly mis-synced (or intentional) audio effects in the background. Hopefully it's corrected soon or I'll wait to just read the transcript. :((

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Hank · September 28, 2023

Is the audio offset for everyone else? I think there was a mistake in the editing 😬

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CSN · September 28, 2023

See the numerous comments on this above.

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Jordan T. Maxwell · September 28, 2023

I laughed nearly as hard this time as I did in part 1, but part 1 took me so by surprise it would be hard to replicate that experience. Also joining the chorus of folks pointing out the audio sync up issues, particularly on Brennan's incantations. I thought it might be deliberate at first, but there came a point where it was straight up talking over important dialogue to the point I couldn't comprehend it (picked it up from context clues moving forward in the scene so not something I need to revisit, but if there's a fix for future fans...IN THE FUTURE!).

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Chrys · September 28, 2023

I HAVE BEEN DYING FOR THIS

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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch · September 28, 2023

I’m not finished yet so I don’t know if it’s an intentional like time travel thing or something but it’s wild just hearing Brennan yelling in the distance and then hearing him yell it clearly a few minutes later in the foreground

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Quinn Hardie · September 28, 2023

I also noticed that, seemed a little strange and made it a little tricky to listen to both things being said at once

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Robin Childs · September 28, 2023

I tried to explain this podcast to a group of friends and by the end all of us were so deep in a giggle fit that none of us could breathe or form complete sentences.

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Calic Tolentino · September 28, 2023

I love this! (Also i think the voice effects on BLeeM are off by minutes)

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Jacob B. · September 28, 2023

This comes at a good time! My friend at work got laid off and now I gotta drown out my woes with unhinged behavior

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Morgana Evenstar · September 28, 2023

This whole thing is madness and I love it.

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Joshua Ruberg · September 28, 2023

Astounding. Also... does the dimension/world-travelling nature of this trio mean we *might* get a Cram Daniels cameo in the main campaign?

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Matthew · September 28, 2023

Stone Soft Steel Cram Slam Blam It's all but guaranteed.

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Rachel Pederson · September 28, 2023

y’all are brilliant and brilliantly chaotic and i love it so much

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Jason Ramirez · September 28, 2023

Amazing...

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Quint · September 28, 2023

"We'll see you next time for more Space Cram!" PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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Sebastian S · September 28, 2023

Almost died because I decided to listen to this while eating. Fully worth it though.

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Reilly Tefel · September 28, 2023

God, me too. I thought I was a goner at the crowd erupting into celebration.

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Michelle Spurgeon · September 28, 2023

Incredible

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Just a Fox · September 28, 2023

Jumping into the comments here just to say I WAS TAUGHT EURYTMI FOR 4 YEARS AT A WALDORF SCHOOL.

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Bean Marie · September 28, 2023

Amazing experience of myself pulling up the wiki for Julianna Margulies and suddenly Brennan starting reading it out loud too

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kittriss · September 28, 2023

Love this, absolutely the best side series

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Elly Wade · September 28, 2023

I don’t know if the competing audio is intentional (it is sports after all ha ha) but I’m having to skip a lot of this, which is a shame! I’ll wait for the transcript or hopefully a fix 🤞

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Arianna · September 28, 2023

Same here

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Christie Joesbury · September 28, 2023

The ending reminds me of the The First Slam Dunk movie where they are celebrating while a kid is walking around with a spinal cord injury and won't leave 😂

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Katie Lemelin · September 28, 2023

Heyo, can anyone help me figure out the order to listen to WWW? I started with the children's adventure, but it seems like there are more episodes of it after the main story? Any suggestions?

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Leo Burn'd · September 28, 2023

The main campaign is publically available, i.e. on Spotify, Apple Podcasts etc.

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the wizard shelter · September 28, 2023

music was fitting so well it was almost hilarious

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Christie Joesbury · September 28, 2023

Brennan has broken the space time continuum of this game system.

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Evan Ackley · September 28, 2023

Audio’s definitely a little out of sync this episode, but the amount of chaos happening is so incredible

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Prophet Legacy · September 28, 2023

I don’t think the audio is off… I think we’re hearing into the future

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WWMSudoku · September 28, 2023

lou wilson's commitment to a bit is truly second to none

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Timothy Clark · September 28, 2023

I desperately need a plushie of newt Cram covered in hot dog blood now.

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Dolphin · September 28, 2023

Brennan being flabbergasted at the crowd celebrating the compound rib fracture death absolutely destroyed me "The gym WHAT? Wh-What does the gym do?"

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CSN · September 28, 2023

What is this, football?!

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AJ Mackenzie · September 28, 2023

The amount of chaos from this story alone has driven me insane and I'll happily go through it all again to relive it! 😂

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Trevor Fingler · September 28, 2023

"You're a ding dang ghost" Brennan is my spirit animal

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Hayden Robert · September 28, 2023

A lot of the echo/reverb effects for the vocals seem to play a couple minutes before the actual lines

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James · September 28, 2023

There’s an audio layer that’s out of sync in some places!

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Matthew · September 28, 2023

It's weirder this way. Good weird.

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Queerly Victorian · September 28, 2023

No, but the lore implications of that title drop have reeling about a Space Cram one-shot that takes place in Umora 🤣🤣

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Becca_rebaker · September 28, 2023

Brennan using semantics to get a "natural 20" 🤣 so perfect and beautiful.

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CaptainFaiI · September 28, 2023

Seems like some of the effects are out of sync?

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HexMix · September 28, 2023

Ok, I thought I was going crazy

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RuviGaPo · September 28, 2023

Lol that title drop tho 😆😆😆 nice one aabriya

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brainrockets · September 28, 2023

That was delightfully absurd and completely wild in the best way.

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AbsoluteMission · September 28, 2023

Hoopin

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Miriam Maina · September 28, 2023

Now that is how you save the world... nay, the UNIVERSE! 😎

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RuviGaPo · September 28, 2023

Omg yay!! Never thought id enjoy basketball this much but here we are ♡♡♡ GETEM CRAM!!

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The Seasonal Goblin · September 28, 2023

Stunning strike being a breaking of ankles 👌 tastes good flavor!

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Jake the Cake · September 28, 2023

Cram Slam Thank you Mam

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Sven the Scribe · September 28, 2023

Let's Cram!

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Christie Joesbury · September 28, 2023

Parent trap plot! 😂

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lunarsummer · September 28, 2023

I need that to be a followup one shot 🤣

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Sophie · September 28, 2023

the scream i scrumpt when the notification popped up 🫢

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Ellis Hardwick · September 28, 2023

Ive never been interested in basketball, until now

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Udoka · September 28, 2023

Never cared about sport as much as I have for these two, glorious hours.

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jdthetugboat · September 28, 2023

I’ve never clicked on anything faster

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Jay · September 28, 2023

2am space cram?? sign me up