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January 27, 2026

Bag It or Tag It: Sci-Fi Edition

World renowned gameshow host extraordinaire Lou Wilson Craig Sumgee returns for another thrilling episode of Bag it or Tag it: Sci-fi Edition! Will Brennan and Erika find love amongst the stars? Where's my pear basket?*

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Produced by Worlds Beyond Number
Edited and Designed by Jino Jang-Hansen at Big Giant Head


HOTBOX by STRLIGHT and Top Speed by Nbhd Nick appear courtesy of Epidemic Sounds
Happy Happy Game Show, Cassa Bossa Nova, and Final Battle of the Dark Wizards appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com
Sound effects provided by Soundly
Special thanks to the BGH staff for their incredible pear chanting
The NEW Bag It or Tag it Theme (feat. O-Zone) appears courtesy of The Old Ones

*Editor's Note: We sent Jino a pear basket.

Comments (136)

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Jonathan Spell · June 10, 2026

surprisingly tone appropriate!

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Honey Hibiscus · May 28, 2026

Does anyone else hear bag it or tag it as toot and boot it by YG or is it just me?

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J. Gro · May 16, 2026

To be clear, I'm not on Craig's side. I'm all about the insane gremlin vibes that Brennan and Erika are putting out! 😆

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Jordan Arvie · April 4, 2026

the continued trolling from Brennan, Erika and Jino throughout this episode brought me so much joy 😂

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Amy Waller · March 8, 2026

This has single handedly convinced me the table chemistry of the Aabria dmed season will be elite

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Liam van Beurden · February 19, 2026

God, what a wonderful shitshow

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The Wizard Susurrus · February 19, 2026

I haven't laughed this hard it in a long time XD.

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The Wizard Sparrow · February 16, 2026

I need a 15 min Fireside Chat commentary from Abria regarding this episode of Bag it or Tah-tah—Tag..It…😉🔥🤗

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Piper · February 14, 2026

Erika and especially Brennan sound like they hadn't slept in a week when this was recorded, my god. This is Fiasco-level loopiness.

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The Wizard Sparrow · February 16, 2026

🤗🦊🔥

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The Wizard Sparrow · February 12, 2026

This was the best. Love the canter, at 25:33 when describing the multiple vowel characters traits..bipolar..yogurt almost came out of my nostrils 😂😳😂.

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Kristie Deaver · February 6, 2026

I'm laugh crying. This is perfect

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Sean Hoffman · February 6, 2026

Jino Jang-Hansen at Big Giant Head; You deserve the pear basket. The editing was it's own comedic player along with three of the best talents in comedy today. The music feints, the way the audience noise cuts out whenever Lou^H^H^H Craig says, "STOP,," the way the background music cuts out every time he PAUSES in the middle of El'romero's name is ::chef's kiss:: perfect. I've listened to this episode THREE TIMES and I crack up everytime. A LOT of that is Brennan and Erika giving Lou a raft of shit, but your editing is a willing and skilled accomplice. I don't know how you conveyed such nuance , but the editing is SMIRKING in the background, and it's hilarious. And for our WBN trio in this episode, as well as the absent Aabria: you guys continue to amaze, amuse, and inspire with your work here and on Dropout and other independent projects. I started DM'ing again largely due to your influence. Continue to be amazing. I just had to call out the editing, here. I'm glad you sent a pear basket. :)

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The Wizard Sparrow · February 12, 2026

Yes, great editing 🔥🦊❤️

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Emma Jones-Phillipson · February 4, 2026

I was listening to this fever dream when I spotted an enormous porcupine on the side of the road (not unheard of in Cape Town, but pretty rare) and it was so in line with the surrealism of the episode that it took me a few seconds to recognise how strange that was.

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Jo Goforth · February 3, 2026

As a baguette by another name..the bag it or tag it bit, and how I kept mishearing it, was a delight 😂

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Amelia Evans · February 2, 2026

Omg this theme song takes me BACK to my childhood 😭😭😭

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Demelza Walkden · January 31, 2026

I was listening to this while trying to do my eyeliner A mistake

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Krusty Bo Busty · January 31, 2026

Whoever edited this audio i need you to know you’re perfect

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Juniper Taylor · January 30, 2026

The editing for this episode was ✨perfection✨

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Ric Freeman · January 30, 2026

This was pure chaos and I loved every minute of it

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Rachel Ann Harding · January 30, 2026

After two months with a newborn, and so little sleep this gave me the first real laugh I’ve had ages!

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The Wizard Sparrow · February 12, 2026

Congrats on your new family addition 🤗

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Kelly · January 29, 2026

🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐 Wow I needed this today. Thank y’all 😂

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Daniel Sincere · January 29, 2026

"Craig you are NOT looking down you might as well be rolling pebbles" I'm laughing so hard

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Ashley Teatum · January 29, 2026

Wait, I didn't realize I needed more dedicated Brennan/Erika time on this show, this is perfect and hilarious

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Warren Schnur-Holmes · January 31, 2026

The gleeful chaos gave me such joy

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William Wright · January 29, 2026

Absolutely hysterical! Well played everyone. 😆

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Lily Cole · January 29, 2026

Fireside with a studio audience really hits different.

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Ebonee Grace · January 29, 2026

I should not have started listening to this at midnight. Cause I'm crying from laughter trying to be quiet and not sleeping 😂

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Emily C · January 29, 2026

PERFECTION The audio mix has such perfect timing, I was cracking up the whole time but the most when Craig was trying to pronounce the elf's name LMAOOO I am slightly said the ending didn't go on longer. Maybe we'll get a pears remix contest for this Icaron bone cone?

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Sean Hoffman · February 6, 2026

I've literally backed up to listen to that part like 7 times and I'm laughing RIGHT NOW thinking about it.

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Jonathan Travers · January 28, 2026

This ones definitely in the running for most unhinged episode by the Fireside so far. Y’all had me CACKLING

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Ozymandius · January 28, 2026

Taylor you are truly a maestro

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Sean Hoffman · February 6, 2026

Except this one was Jino Jang-Hansen at Big Giant Head. Taylor is also fully amazing and I've been brought to tears by his work.

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Jesse · January 28, 2026

The way this group continues to find new depths of unhinged behavior is a true gift to us. THANK YOU. ❤️

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darth bonez · January 28, 2026

This is what true artistry is. That mixing is *chefs kiss*

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ISAWziti · January 28, 2026

Was the pear a subconscious reference to SU&SD? lol

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Russell Fisher · January 28, 2026

Thank you Taylor for using noosphere during the challenger segment, my ears are very happy. :)

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The Wizard Chef · January 28, 2026

The way Lou lost control of his own game show IMMEDIATELY! I love this.

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ISAWziti · January 28, 2026

"YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!!" - Lou Wilson, Class Action

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Molly Hebert-Wilson · January 28, 2026

I’m crying laughing in a fucking Mavis getting my tires replaced over the secretly hunting for rocks 😭

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Mems · January 28, 2026

Thank you for making me laugh hysterically on the way to work with the alarm bit

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Lo · January 28, 2026

I haven’t finished this yet but I was giggling the entire way to work 😂

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Pyrohydriscence · January 28, 2026

Played this as I got ready for bed so I could relax, thank you for the solid sleep!

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Muadwho · January 28, 2026

Jane Storry. Nickname "Horror"

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Samantha Shepherd · January 28, 2026

So extraordinarily and delightfully chaotic, loved loved loved it. And Jino definitely deserved the pear basket just for the alarm section. Bravo

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Baiver · January 28, 2026

Yes, the fever dream I needed at 6.15 in the morning to start my work day.

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Michaela Brown · January 28, 2026

I HOWLED

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Bog Station: Remembrance · January 28, 2026

Whew. Needed this, gang. Thank you 💗✨

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Elizabeth E · January 28, 2026

Flawless Beardsley impression from Brennan in this one

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Emily C · January 29, 2026

Too true

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The Wizard Syntax · January 28, 2026

Usually I only feel strong emotions during the campaign episodes, but I really felt it when Lou said, "Where's Aabria, I miss Aabria."

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The Wizard Subjudice · January 28, 2026

Honestly, this is pretty serious. As long as it's action—scifi https://open.spotify.com/track/3QE6bj6iQpkixTYm7eS4Bi?si=_ur7ud1YSjKbj7DaWOu7Tg

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Lex Morris · January 28, 2026

now this is some CONTENT

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Rune A · January 28, 2026

“Are phytoids plants?” well “phyto” means “plant” so it seems likely

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Schoobs · January 28, 2026

I without lie heard 'fightoid' and was thinking some hitmanchan like being

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Hostage4hire · January 28, 2026

Brennan’s “Bad combo” to immoral and assertive took me out for a solid minute

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Lila · January 28, 2026

Omg I've missed my favorite host: Craig Sumgee!!! Love Bag It or Tag It and THE NEW THEME SONG🎶🥰🍐

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mayapapaya · January 28, 2026

Being someone with my first name, the opening theme song was a blast back to every middle school classroom I’d ever stepped foot in… and it had me cackling till I died, just now, thank u

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Phillipe Bojorquez · January 28, 2026

This episode was like if mojo world and Voltron: legendary defender had a cross-dimensional chaos baby

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Frankimer · January 28, 2026

I can't believe they got O-Zone in the studio for the remix

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Jennifer MacNaughton · January 27, 2026

I haven't laughed this hard in years, fricken years. Tears in my eyes, pain in my cheeks, laughing so hard I feared my insides would come tumbling out like a spooked sea cucumber, this was a godsdamned delight of the highest order.

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The Wizard Syncretism · January 27, 2026

I almost fell off the treadmill laughing so hard at Craig fighting for his life with these names 🤣

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Jonathan Larson · January 27, 2026

This episode alone justifies the Patreon membership

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Alyssa · January 27, 2026

You sent the pears 🍐, but did you send the apples 🍎 with netting for leaving in: “Jesus, this is hard to read. All right, Erika, [ominous music plays] your challenger is El Romero, [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] Elro, [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] Elro, [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] El Romeor, [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] Is [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] Ily [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] Ellen Neon. [Ominous music resumes] Yeah, there's so many god damn vowels in this motherfucker's name. El, [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] El Romeror” Whoever did the transcript also deserves netted apples! 🍎 (The ominous music cuts on this part made me laugh SO HARD, I hope you get your well deserved netted apples)

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Phillipe Bojorquez · January 28, 2026

The editing on this was spectacular 🤣

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Jesse MacNett · January 27, 2026

Note for the future: do not drive while listening to Bag It or Tag It. The alarm gag almost made me hit a curb

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Jonathan Larson · January 28, 2026

I spit on my steering wheel at the reveal of the secret demon lord reveal

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DiamondPWrites · January 27, 2026

The way I’d listen to Lou, I mean, Craig struggle to pronounce that Elf’s name for HOURS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Big D-Meanor · January 27, 2026

The editing almost made me pee myself laughing lol

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Anthony Smith · January 27, 2026

You had "UP1? sounds like one PU!" on the table and you didn't take it? This podcast is bullshit

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Elenie · January 27, 2026

The Erika-Brennan chaos gremlin s team up is always delightful and hilarious!

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Yaseen abdul-malik · January 27, 2026

It's Damnthos for me

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Bog Station: Remembrance · January 28, 2026

We do know a lot about Damnthos.

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Alex Willging · January 27, 2026

I honestly tried to learn the Romanian lyrics to Dragostea Din Tei when it first came out. This theme song is sending me back in time!

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Hope · January 27, 2026

Thank you so much for this essential content

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Juaria Farah · January 27, 2026

I'm crying this is genuinely so funny😭😂 Lou makes an amazing "Host who hates everyone involved"

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Trina · January 27, 2026

Harry & David originated in my hometown, and I still get excited anytime I see them mentioned in the wild. This was a delightful episode! 😂

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Alyssa · January 28, 2026

Gold-wrapped pears feel so ubiquitous but it’s crazy that it’s literally ONLY a Harry & David thing! It’s also crazy that they only wrap ONE DANG PEAR PER BOX!!!! If I’m paying damn near $4-5. per pear, I want each of them to be gold wrapped, at the minimum. I CAN NEARLY GET A MONTH AT THE FIRESIDE PER PEAR

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Aaron W · January 27, 2026

Some real "Bugs Bunny vs Animator" energy here

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Mackenzie Young · January 27, 2026

This is peak sound-editing comedy. Kudos to the Pear Bearer!

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The Wizard Skip · January 27, 2026

Immediately raising the roof to Dragostea Din Tei

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Jill K. · January 27, 2026

I THOUGHT WE WERE NEVER GONNA GET BAG IT OR TAG IT AGAIN!!!

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Miyaa · January 27, 2026

My subscription is worth the royalties paid for the game show music.

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Tournesol · January 27, 2026

Shoutout to all my homies in the Johnson Nebula

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Gabe Synnott · January 27, 2026

What a tone appropriate intro!!

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Cass · January 27, 2026

#IStandWithCraigSumgee

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shai · January 27, 2026

Maybe there are multiple different Craigs depending on the genre. Fantasy Craig! Sci-fi Craig! Pirate Craig! Mystery Craig!

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xatlern · January 27, 2026

Genuinely hilarious how Iconic the Harry & David Royal Riviera pears are. And yet they make about as much sense in a Sci-Fi or Fantasy world as Crazy Frog and Dragostea Din Tei 😂

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Drew Faber · January 27, 2026

Okay along these lines I would love some more Class Action pls (I’m begging but like, patiently and politely tho)

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Nym · January 27, 2026

“I miss my phonia real bad.” OUT, BRENNAN!! 👉

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Natasha · January 27, 2026

Almost choked on my coffee when Craig had to introduce Nahut's challenger. I desperately need more Erika + Brennan chaos energy.

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Emily C · January 29, 2026

*Na'hut

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Susannah B. · January 27, 2026

we're gonna fuck the plant and the bird

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Nym · January 27, 2026

Aabria would be proud

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brokenallbroken · January 27, 2026

Brennan needs some packing peanuts to put on those thorns. Unless they're big enough for pool noodles.

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Nym · January 27, 2026

I am imagining hundreds of people busting into spontaneous techno dance parties at that opening themes 💃🏽

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Kalunyx · January 27, 2026

I mean, I certainly did 🤣

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Jo · January 27, 2026

craig has heard the peoples cries and returned to us in our time of need

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Joel Hicks · January 27, 2026

In this household, we love a good bag and a good tag

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Erin · January 27, 2026

I live in Minnesota and it’s bleak here. This episode gave me a much needed break. Thank you so much you guys. Absolutely hilarious

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Nym · January 27, 2026

So much love, support, and relieving silliness to you all!

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Ryely Fox · January 27, 2026

The dynamic makes me feel like Brennan and Erika are work besties who spent the whole day shift together, and then here comes Craig who's the manager for night shift who's schedule overlaps by about 1 hour before they leave.

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Carrie Mook Bridgman · January 27, 2026

Erika didn't IMMEDIATELY go for ||the one described as "immoral and assertive"||?!? Aabria demands an explanation!

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Carrie Mook Bridgman · January 27, 2026

Oops. Forgot spoiler bars don't work here.

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Bob Chapman · January 27, 2026

Is Normy on the rebound now? Can you slip her my number? I am also older than I look...

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Witch of the Wandering Sands · January 27, 2026

Truly unhinged and wonderful. Can't wait for more episodes and fire sides but you gotta love this crews version of "will the parachute open?" -Credit Jacob Waisaki

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Amellabeth · January 27, 2026

In my head, Craig saying Elbow-mirror Silly-noun's name is set to the tune of Kazoo Kid remix.

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Emily C · January 29, 2026

You mean Ellen DeGeneres Cecilia-Own? Agreed

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A Miyako M Illustrations · January 27, 2026

Nothing like the Numa-Frog-Hamster song to let you know, it’s time for BIOTI!

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Zoop · January 27, 2026

The moment I saw the name of this prodigal show in my updates it hit me like a Ton of bricks that I’ve somehow foolishly been entirely oblivious to the Craig sized hole in my heart…so Thank God this dropped when it did cuz idk how much longer I woulda lasted otherwise (I’m not a dr) but I’ve gotta imagine it wouldn’t be long

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Olivier Plamondon · January 27, 2026

This is chapter 3 of Deltarune

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embraceweird · January 27, 2026

I am so happy to see Craig Sumgee back on the pod 🫶

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Kalunyx · January 27, 2026

GIMME THAT THEME SONG AS A DOWNLOAD TAYLOR. YOU KNOW YOU MADE FIRE AND I WANT IT. GIMME AND THANK YOU

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Rosa · January 27, 2026

there might be a gas leak in the studio but I'm lovin it

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embraceweird · January 27, 2026

Craig!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Christie Joesbury · January 27, 2026

Looking for rocks secretly at night is his autism showing 😂

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Carrie Mook Bridgman · January 27, 2026

They got Andhera's name wrong.

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blue · January 27, 2026

you're welcome for the pears Craig

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Yaseen abdul-malik · January 27, 2026

Theme song slapps

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CoolioAsh · January 27, 2026

CRAIG IS BACK LETS GOOOO

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Christie Joesbury · January 27, 2026

This was so funny 🤣. I was shouting the bag it or tag it by the end and getting told off by Lou/Craig

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Artemis Hauck · January 27, 2026

thank god for the 11/10 editing 🙂‍↕️

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Morgana Evenstar · January 27, 2026

This is EXACTLY what I needed today. ❤️ Y'all are the best!

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Melody Snow · January 27, 2026

Craig really be out here sweating to get a proper theme song. I hate to break it to ya, but the past two theme songs have been bangers and while I can't make you understand why, I hope you find it in your heart to enjoy them. Sometimes the things we need to enjoy aren't the things we want to enjoy.

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Rhylee · January 27, 2026

Sensational.

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TPK_light · January 27, 2026

Welcome back, Craig! You didn't get sued out of existence for all those dead audience members last time!

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Katherine Beal · January 27, 2026

Love the theme song and how it ONLY PLAYED WHEN CRAIG CALLED FOR IT

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Sven the Scribe · January 27, 2026

Huzzah!

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hobblelobble · January 27, 2026

huge news truly

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Marek Nowak · January 27, 2026

What

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The Wizard Seeker · January 27, 2026

Dragon-stea din tei

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Jadeous · January 27, 2026

That pre-approved song really hit me in my feels 🤣

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Dream Wizard Kyle Arca · January 27, 2026

What an Incredible thing to wake up to!

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Emily Quinn · January 27, 2026

Love the new, tone appropriate, theme song!