Carbon-Based Sex Life
they have facets, you see
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Pintsize is only into diamondfking because diamonds have great cleavages.
Damn you.
And then there's those of us wondering whatever happened to Brun and Millefille(?)
“Millefille” = “One thousand daughters can’t be wrong”?
Some random dude: yeah, I got a diamond-cutting boner; some random bot: oh, I don't think so
Diamonds are forever. . .
If you experience a diamond lasting more than four hours, please seek professional medical assistance.
Most diamondfuckers have a better time when Pearl is not nearby.
I see what you did there. 😁
To call someone with a diamond iPhone, use facetime
The meta on that is why I come here.
How does one become a professional diamond fucker
Usually, you have to go to school and get your MD (Master of Diamondfucking).
Come on down to Shane Co's Diamond Fucking Emporium today! Our experts will offer only the finest fuckable diamonds to get your rocks off! Shane Co, now you have a friend in the diamond fucking business!
Man fuck you i live in CO that man's voice is seared into my brain lol
Diamond fucking is a facetnating topic
No GDI
Diamonds aren't just an AI's best friends, they're forever <3
Bubbles doesn’t need stilettos; she has diamonds on the soles of her shoes.
Great reference
So the iconic orchestral music for the “Diamonds are forever” ad campaign is from a suite titled “Palladio”, after an architect whose style influenced the composition. But when we played it in my high school orchestra, we (unofficially) referred to it as “Fellatio”. https://www.violinschool.com/palladio-by-karl-jenkins-a-players-guide/
I can imagine the orchestra teacher nodding subtly with approval at that.
Make sure to stay away from De Beers, then...
Last I heard, they also don't mix well with carbon: https://youtu.be/ATzOgTh12vE
"I've got a Hardness Scale for you"
Moh harder than you!
The consortiums burn a lot of surplus diamonds. Now I want to go to South Africa, pile a bunch up, set them on fire, and video myself forging a something in a diamond fire. Maybe a meteoric iron sex toy. With runes.
Tolkien's Dwarf Poetry, especially if Colm McGuinness did it. The Clamavis de Profundi versions just aren't rhythmic enough. Or maybe Blue Diamond Mine.
Is it worth mentioning that in mineralogy, diamonds are said to have "perfect cleavage"?
Totally spathic...
Pintsize is such a good companion gremlin.
Much like the fleshy sort of sex, there are more obstacles to performing it correctly after De Beers.
This is (one of) the reason he was banned from Canadia
Mohs face. How dare you be this clever. 🤣
The joke may be a hard sell, but it’s a gem nonetheless.
Bubbles wandered off once she saw the conversation wasn’t going back to her butt.
Apparently Pintsize has spent time in facet company.
Puts "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" in a new context...
Lucy in This Guy with Diamonds
The hardest on
I don't care what he says. I'm still terrified that he has opposable thumbs.
I know! That's even more threatening than the other experience he had with thumbs. (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1498 and 1503).
"Oo, baby, you're so cut!"
Grateful for Pintsize's new body which can better express the array of emotions he's feeling in the last panel
Pintsize used to have a laser so he speaks from experience.
More like wackin' sidekick, amirite?
Wait, so if you had diamonds in your ass would you then be fucking diamonds? Asking for a friend...
Don't be a hardass.
I may need a patreon comic showing the devastation from his attempt.
I always knew that he was a diamond In the rough
Or rough in a diamond?
Mohs face? WORST. PUN. EVAR! :p
Also the first pun made by geology professor to their freshmen.
I'm going to Google that later, but for now, I'll take Pintsize's word for it.
I want his Tshirt.
Google it. They're out there.
I consider him now less weird, little, and perverted than in his previous chassis. (Of course who knows what he's been doing off-panel?)
Oh, he's definitely just as perverted. He's just less weird and little.
Shine bright like a diamond O