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February 15, 2023

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RIP phone

Comments (78)

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Conrad Rogers · February 16, 2023

This is not unlike my experience at grad school. In fact, I'd go so far to say that every grad student feels these feels.

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Jon Guyer · February 18, 2023

Grad school was OK, but man, did it come on strong as a postdoc

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Stephen Wells · February 15, 2023

The horror of this is that Liz has convinced herself that she's a failure when in fact she has been failed.

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awgiedawgie · February 15, 2023

I don't know that she thinks she's a failure. She just has no idea what it is she's supposed to be succeeding at. Without a target, it's hard to know which way to shoot.

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Clifton Royston · February 15, 2023

It's the red scribbles "STUPID" at the bottom of the whiteboard which get to me. Sometimes we make our own hell. (I'm a lot better at not doing that, these days, but I still do.)

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Ruth Merriam · February 15, 2023

A shower and clean clothing would do her wonders.

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Robert L · February 15, 2023

So did CubeTown dye the black cubes white at some point between panels 1 and 2? Or is that a lighting mistake?

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LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis) · February 15, 2023

It's Cubetown. Although, it *could* be a mistake, I think Jeph can just as easily blame "rogue science experiment(s)" and have it be believable here.

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Jonah Eisenstock · February 15, 2023

I love how Liz's eyes go all lizardy when she's showing negative emotions!

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Drakoo Dreamer · February 15, 2023

Cubetown needs to invest in a therapist.

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Lorraine Clarke · February 15, 2023

Yes, definitely

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Fart Captor · February 15, 2023

Truly exceptional goblining tho

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Stephen Wells · February 15, 2023

I really, really hope that in the background, Claire is explaining to Moray that this particular gap in her organisational flowchart really needs to be filled by a stealthy feral science goblin.

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Chris Crowther · February 15, 2023

Well, she doesn't now.

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Alasdair Mackintosh · February 15, 2023

I assume this is how comics are made.

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Jeph Jacques · February 15, 2023

More or less

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Bagge · February 15, 2023

HONEY! <3

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SpookyPenguin · February 15, 2023

I think we're still missing a few steps between this and "now", that's the hint of the comic strip numbers. She hasn't found a goal yet but I'm a little worried by the whiteboard which suggests she eventually makes up her own goal.

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legobil · February 15, 2023

Are we interpreting this a Elizabeth telling Marten about all of this? I mean, I can see it. Marten is totally the listening in kind of person who one might confide in.

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David Durant · February 15, 2023

I mean... It seems very unlikely that someone like that would suddenly open up emotionally about all the problems they've been having for the last two years to a complete stranger...

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wargrunt42 · February 15, 2023

I can just picture how this conversation is going in real time: "I've been staring at a blank screen with no sense of purpose or direction for the last two years. I'm frustrated with myself because I haven't accomplished anything noteworthy in this time and have too much pride to ask for help. I've made no friends and have been actively avoiding my family like the plague because I'm secretly ashamed of myself for not living up to their expectations. I have two PhD's, but neither have helped me learn how to adult. I keep hoping that one day I'll make or discover something innovative and exciting, but so far that day has yet to come. The only reason I keep going is because I have zero accountability for my time and productivity. I am but a lowly goblin and do not wish this existence on anyone else. That is why Claire should turn down this job!"

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Ktulu · February 15, 2023

I have a feeling that you missed the last point. I don't think she doesn't want Claire to experience what she did. She doesn't want Claire to uncover that she's beed doing nothing for so long. She's afraid of being discovered as a "fraud" and not a genius

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William Cole · February 15, 2023

Oh, poor Dr. Goblin!

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Carl Fink · February 15, 2023

I've been Liz. Not exactly, of course. (Cubetown didn't exist in the 1970s.) I was a bright teen who dug myself a big hole after early (high school) graduation, though.

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Luce Sab · February 15, 2023

A strip rich in emotion and detail :)

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AttilaTheMom · February 15, 2023

IQ of 300, EQ of 10. Poor poor baby.

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Drazi · February 15, 2023

Speaking as a gifted, homeschooled person, I can relate.

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Daniel S · February 15, 2023

Well clearly this place needs a mental health department if she’s been left in isolation with no direction and has clearly gone feral.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · February 15, 2023

I e been managing people for over a decade now and this strip is pushing me dangerously close to hypertension territory 😠

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Brooks Moses · February 15, 2023

Ayup, I hear you.

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Ben French · February 15, 2023

Now it all makes perfect sense. Somebody give this child a goal indicative of her degrees and a hug

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Thisguy · February 15, 2023

Ok… Couple of takes on this. Not sure why exactly Liz wants Claire to not take the job, could be warning in case the same thing happens to Claire (unlikely, Claire has a goal), could be because she doesn’t want to be caught out (I think she’d be relived if she was), could be because she knows how much shit goes on and is concerned for Claire’s wellbeing (doesn’t seem that considerate of other people). Either way, I think Claire would raise to the occasion.

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Michael Boettger · February 15, 2023

Marten may wish to talk to as many other humans as possible, to compare their take on Cubetown and if they know any other people like Elizabeth. Just to try to get a handle on what Claire in getting into.

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Miyaa · February 15, 2023

As Duke Ellison once said, “Don’t give me more time, give me a deadline.” Or something like that.

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Katrina Urmson · February 15, 2023

Oh… Elizabeth… ☹️

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enchantedsleeper · February 15, 2023

Yikes. I think she wants Claire to leave because Cubetown is all just layers on layers of this stuff and she's going to get sucked into it and go nuts if she tries to fix everything.

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William Cole · February 15, 2023

I'm not sure Dr. Goblin the necessary empathy for that to be the motivation, but IS one hundred percent true.

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Kyle · February 15, 2023

Well, okay, now this is a story about emotional neglect of a child.

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Magic Beans · February 15, 2023

I feel this. Give me a blank sheet of paper and say “draw whatever you want” and that paper’s staying blank for an uncomfortably long time. Give me a blank sheet of paper and even the tiniest prompt like “draw a dog” and I’ll create a whole scene around that dog.

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Captain Button · February 15, 2023

I recall a trick for writer's block where you just start typing stuff. Lists of dog breeds, holidays, rock types, whatever. Sooner or later you find you've started a story just from boredom.

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Rich Holmes · February 15, 2023

At least she got a bigger screen. I mean, it's not very big, but it's bigger.

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Czarzhan · February 15, 2023

I can see why she tried "Just trust me on this" on Marten. She's grown comfortable in the hole that she's dug herself into, but actually saying that would make her acknowledge just how unhealthy her situation is. Claire taking the job would mean that scariest-of-all-things: change.

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Yelling Bird · February 15, 2023

See, shit like this is why I retired.

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Captain Button · February 15, 2023

This is all on the first day. Yes, it says "six months", but maybe she came here directly after finals, skipping the graduation ceremony.

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Photon · February 15, 2023

"Can't accept a diploma from someone stupider than me." . . . I'll go away now.

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D · February 15, 2023

What's on Liz's arms? If it was one side I'd assume insulin pump or something but idk what that's about and I'm curious!

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JCfromNC · February 15, 2023

There's one on each arm, maybe tattoos?

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Omnithea · February 15, 2023

Kids shouldn't have jobs.

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Noah Senzel · February 15, 2023

It's not exactly crystal clear how old she is in this strip, the start of the flashback she was referred to as "a child prodigy" and she tells everyone that she's not a child anymore, which is a little odd if she's not child age or at least much much younger/has less job experience than her colleagues

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Zak Reichle · February 15, 2023

Skin color in panels 1 and 3 is different

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awgiedawgie · February 15, 2023

Not sure what you're looking at, but I even pulled it up in an image editor, and there's no difference.

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kaitou · February 15, 2023

"Appleboom"? Her name even hints at a cell phone exploding.

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Tinwhisker · February 15, 2023

This is clearly commentary about how gifted kids take these things upon themselves because they never have peers to work/socialize with. After a while they think that being by themselves is "normal".

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YoPaulie! · February 15, 2023

Homeschooled, no doubt.

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Byron Wright · February 15, 2023

The "I work alone and have nobody to bounce ideas off of" feeling sucks and I feel like she'd benefit from having literally anybody to talk to.

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Uniquitous · February 15, 2023

There are tons of people to talk to if she just would though. This ain't Cubetown's fault.

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That Blair Guy · February 15, 2023

Wow. This is shouting "Mental/emotional health crisis" and "seriously messed up place to work" if she was just given an office and no guidance/boss/someone who is actually responsible enough to check in on her. It's hard to see Cubetown for all the red flag.

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Finvaara · February 15, 2023

Moray is the boss checking on her who would probably try to provide guidance if she wasn't banished immediately in every conversation

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Nilbog Nerw · February 15, 2023

So goblins fear change. I thought we knew that though

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Elberik · February 15, 2023

Huge case of Gifted Child Syndrome

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Michael Boettger · February 15, 2023

Ah yes, Elizabeth's slow but inevitable descent into madness.

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Photon · February 15, 2023

... and to an office in the basement.

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Zak Reichle · February 15, 2023

Yeah so far it seems like Liz desperately needs Claire.

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Tudza · February 15, 2023

RIP phone. Cell service for the dead. Very low rates.

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Andrea Andrew · February 15, 2023

Wow. She really deteriorated. I hope Liz will be okay.

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ValdVin · February 15, 2023

Moray's aural memory of "phone against a wall" implies a lot about Cubetown.

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nine · February 15, 2023

What's... been going on with the comic numbers over the past couple days? I feel like I'm shifting back and forth in time.

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Foam0Fett · February 15, 2023

Two theories: they either have to do with when these events happened in relation to Marten and Claire’s journey to Cubetown, or they’re to help denote the order in which the events of Liz’s story are being related to Marten. Either way can’t wait to hear why Claire can NOT become the Librarian of Cubetown

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Panic Blitz · February 15, 2023

I’ve been in work positions like this before, where they don’t give you any guidance, then want updates on projects you didn’t even know were part of your job. The stress is immense, and might have something to do with why sociopaths are so good at business.

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nine · February 15, 2023

This, all over. One such place I worked, I got the gist of "free" working and took the mantle of some necessary looking stuff. What I didn't realise was that there were a lot of fires that needed putting out as well, so I would spend 75% of my days putting fires out, and 25% on project work. Then was penalised for working on "low value work", things better left to people on a lower pay grade. But they worked on other things, and things would just stop working. I resigned when I found myself fighting such fires on Dec 26th and worked out this wasn't a sustainable job. Slightly over a decade later, still makes me really angry.

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Grace Serenity · February 15, 2023

Liz, sweetie, you can ask for help! You really don't need to do everything on your own!

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Photon · February 15, 2023

"What? Ask for help from people stupider than me?" . . . "Go away!"

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schmod · February 15, 2023

Oh no. Cubetown doesn't have a therapist on the island, does it?

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Grace Serenity · February 15, 2023

I wouldn't trust a therapist in the Lord of the Flies research island!

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Spoogle McGee · February 15, 2023

Seems like this kid is exactly the sort of "problem" Claire is being brought in to solve.

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Matt Grayson · February 15, 2023

And THAT is why she can’t take the job. (No, I don’t know what that means, but it sounded appropriate.)

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Sparky · February 15, 2023

They need hugs

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Photon · February 15, 2023

"I'm supposed to tolerate hugs from people stupider than me?" . . . "GO AWAY!"