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February 13, 2023

Next Steps

now: science?

Comments (54)

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Daniel Drazen · February 15, 2023

I know they're easy to draw, but a bookshelf without books is wasted space.

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Conrad Rogers · February 15, 2023

I think wikipedia hours should be logged as part of your CV

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Chris Heg · February 14, 2023

No one is as competent as you imagine them to be. Just do what you can do.

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Mad Marie · February 13, 2023

Elizabeth needs a Mrs. Landingham to shout “What’s next?” at.

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Josh Moberly · February 14, 2023

I understood that reference.

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Josh Moberly · February 13, 2023

As someone who very recently started his first office job...yes...many solitaire games have been played.

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Clifton Royston · February 13, 2023

Elizabeth doesn't realize it, but I think she needs Claire so so badly, both as a source of structure and as a role model. What we saw in Claire a few strips back is that even when Claire is terrified, she's prepared to tackle this sort of completely unstructured situation and has the mental toolkit to do it. Elizabeth + Claire's skillset and outlook = unstoppable.

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Michael Chui (Duiker) · February 13, 2023

Most people could use a librarian in their life.

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OldGoat · February 13, 2023

She hates being called, "Lizzy." (I don't blame her.) We don't know how she fells about just, "Liz" at this point. Elizabeth is too many syllables and too many keystrokes. Same goes for Doctor Appleboom or just Appleboom. For now I shall refer to her as DA or DocA unless and until she states another preference.

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Todd Ellner · February 13, 2023

Could be worse. Could be "Betty" or "Bitsy"

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R. Francis Smith · February 13, 2023

seventh panel: something abruptly bursts into flame why yes, I do work in IT

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Stephen Wells · February 13, 2023

I finished my PhD twenty years ago and this strip is giving me terrifying flashbacks. I'll be over here screaming silently into a pillow.

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Luis Rebelo · February 13, 2023

start your new job in customer support!!! but don't worry! it's only a stepping stone! and with your background you will get there faster than everyone one else!!! (paraphrasing my own life..)

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elektra p · February 13, 2023

Also, coffee.

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elektra p · February 13, 2023

Clare clearly needs to stay, they don't just need a firm hand, they also need a central person who understands humans.

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OldGoat · February 13, 2023

Veronica needs to design a work uniform for Claire.

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Photon · February 13, 2023

Clearly hasn't had enough coffee... yet.

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Miyaa · February 13, 2023

Wondering if Cubetown is the science equivalent to Hotel California?

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Stephen Wells · February 13, 2023

repo California: you can -checkout any time you like but you can never -commit

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Bagge · February 13, 2023

Oh honey. That one is rough

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Andrew · February 13, 2023

*Checks grant proposal* … oh no.

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Drazi · February 13, 2023

I hate when the employer says "here's your title. Now define it". It's happened once. I left as soon as it was an option.

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Bill Silvia · February 13, 2023

I had a job that functioned alright like that for a while. The problem was, it resulted in upper management seeing me as doing nothing, thus being treated like I had never done anything the second they got involved.

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Yelling Bird · February 13, 2023

"Now what?" The final sentence of any college career.

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Leak · February 13, 2023

Or "What, now?"

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Populuxe · February 13, 2023

Time for Minesweeper.

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Thisguy · February 13, 2023

Is that why she doesn’t want the librarian? Because she’s afraid Claire will find out she does nothing?

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Mad Marie · February 13, 2023

So is that room full of loose paper just a giant pile of self-rejected project ideas, accumulated over a two-year span?

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Sean Kinlin · February 13, 2023

Attempts at proofs that ended up with counterexamples.

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Kyle · February 13, 2023

I have a hard time imagining someone getting a PhD in any field without being left with burning curiosity for its unsolved problems and unexplored areas. Then again, I guess she did speedrun it?

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William Cole · February 13, 2023

Pursuing a PhD is a lot more self-directed than an undergrad degree, but it's still pretty structured: you have classes to take, exams to pass, and a thesis advisor giving feedback (hopefully) on your research. It can be a big jump from that to being completely on one's own, especially if its a place as disorganized as Cubetown.

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Call me Lilly, Lilith if ya Nasty. · February 13, 2023

And here we see the start of Elizabeth's evolution from PhD Prodigy to Feral Science Goblin.

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Greg R. · February 13, 2023

Okay, I feel that. Everything leading up to the Great Work, all the preparation, the credentials, the praise, the recognition that you are the very best one to do it and then… what exactly was the Great Work going to be again?

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Captain Button · February 13, 2023

People who know more about long hair than I: Her hair seems much shorter here than in Marten's Quest For Coffee. Does that tell us something about the minimum timeframe, or is it just something where she has it all bound up in that ponytail?

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Rob McBobson · February 13, 2023

I mean, last strip said "two years ago", so I'm guessing this took place about two years ago. ;)

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Michael Boettger · February 13, 2023

Probably more common than one might think, coming from such a controlled arena, such as academia, when one finds oneself on one's own, the question of "now what?" Likely comes up often.

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KingAtticus · February 13, 2023

I know I had a similar feeling after graduating college. I was in school for a majority of my life at that point and then suddenly I gotta work but didn’t know how or what to do. Fortunately it got better, but at least I was in my early 20s then. Poor girl doesn’t have even that, or rather she got it sooner than she should have 😭

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Rob McBobson · February 13, 2023

You can sing the end text to the Freakazoid theme. "Time to play some solitaire! Freakazoid! Freakazoid!"

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Sean Kinlin · February 13, 2023

Time to connect to the Cubetown mail server and install the appropriate enterprise software and..... Wait, this is Cubetown. Time to set up your own mail server and code all the applications you'll need and....

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ValdVin · February 13, 2023

Cubetown is starting to resemble the thousand monkeys* at a thousand typewriters. Pretty soon one of them will compose "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times". (*Exceptionally intelligent ones, though.)

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Photon · February 13, 2023

"I'm smarter than all of you." So... um... why am I here?

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Is it cold in here? · February 13, 2023

"If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room"

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Tannerbot · February 13, 2023

She looks so lonely there.

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ValdVin · February 13, 2023

Did they just hire Elizabeth without telling her what her job entailed?

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Bozo The Hunk · February 13, 2023

Like Tragic Kingdom by: No Doubt

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chili sunrise · February 13, 2023

I am still so confused why she would want Claire to turn down the job!!

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Sean Kinlin · February 13, 2023

I suspect that we will slowly learn the good doctor's motivations as this flashback unfolds.

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CorruptDropbear · February 13, 2023

Oh. They don't have ANY structure. At all.

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legobil · February 13, 2023

Well, they didn’t back then. And I’m sure they still don’t.

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LH · February 13, 2023

time to science the shit out of this!

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Jessie Bunton · February 13, 2023

SCIENCE!

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Michael · February 13, 2023

So people need a structure to work off of, I know I do.

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Zig Justice · February 13, 2023

Make science go now! . o O (That's what I say whenever I sit down at a desk.)

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Michael Boettger · February 13, 2023

Make (whatever) go now is more common than you think. There was a T-shirt (Make ride go!) Is an unofficial Disney employee product.