Buttfor Whom The Bell Tolls

I asked ChatGPT "As an AI language model, I don't have personal beliefs or opinions, but I can provide some information on the topic. Robots are designed to perform various functions and tasks, and their design can vary based on their intended purpose. Some robots, particularly those designed for human-like interactions or for use in healthcare, may be designed with anatomically correct features, including a butthole, to make them more realistic and human-like. Additionally, in some industries, robots are used for testing products or materials, and having a butthole could be necessary to simulate certain scenarios, such as testing the effectiveness of medical equipment for collecting stool samples or testing the durability of disposable diapers. It's also possible that a butthole could be included in a robot's design for purely aesthetic or artistic reasons, although this is less common. Overall, the inclusion of a butthole on a robot's design is largely dependent on the intended function and purpose of the robot, as well as the preferences of the designer or manufacturer."

As a librarian, I can assure you that random questions make the best searches.

Don't worry, Bubbles, plenty of humans use theirs for storage too!

That’ll be one interesting thing to look up on the internet and the designers just never give a consistent answer

Her SiIM card with all her military memories will be in there.

Nerve gas port - sans coulottes of course.

Her chassis is a military model. So maybe that is where the grenade/rocket-launcher is supposed to be installed.

Buttholes and bubbles…maybe another reason for her nickname?

Batman has a utility belt. Bubbles has a utility butt!

Granola bar stash or spare batteries?

Next strip: a customer walks in to find Faye wrist-deep in Bubbles. Customer breathes a sigh of relief. "Oh, thank goodness, I was worried this was going to be embarrassing".

Butts Disease, my love

what's a 'buttfor'??

They heard about androids wanting to be "human standard" and figured "Why stop before the butthole?"

Any time you even *consider* using your butthole for storage, it leads to ED visits, photos for the hospital "Bulletin Board Of Shame" (most EDs have one somewhere) and possible drug-sniffing dogs. DO NOT ATTEMPT.

That’s where they put her on/off button

The gradual shift from embarrassment to puzzlement is *chef's kiss*

When my roommate comes into the room looking for his car keys <i>I don't say it yet</i> And when he gets me off the couch to check underneath the couch cushions <i>I don't say it yet, no</i> And then when he says out loud "I wonder where my car keys are" <i>I still don't say it (I still don't say it yet)</i> But then he asks me "Do you know where my car keys are?" I look at him in his face, and I say <b>"Have you checked your butthole?"</b> <i>Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole</i> -- Tom Cardy, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q

It’s a thermal exhaust port. Obviously.

Obviously, because the designer was a demented butt freak.

The reasons humans and robots stick things up their butts vary slightly, but “does it fit” seems a common element

Required outlet if the Bubbles in Bubbles are from Frobscottle?

It's for the fart app. How could you have a fart app without having a source of sound in the appropriate place?

We were all laughing while reading it Jeph. Trust us.

I WANT TO KNOW!!

Bubbles, smugly, "It has pockets"

I'm just going to go with pressure equalization valve. Gotta have one somewhere, why not there.

Your butthole can be for storage if you want it to be.

Meat storage

Emergency overflow vent.

Grenade Launcher?

maybe it's her G spot, Faye should stick a finger in there for science

It's where her Log is. Where all events, errors, debug messages get stored

its where the hidden memory is of all the things that she has forgotten

Dixie Airhorn attachment?

Emergency Orion Drive?

Hidden 3d scanner? ...along the lines of 'The Amazing Crisco' from Bob&Tom Show

Unused subwoofer?

Support point during full-body diagnostics? ...The image in my head is the dolls from Willy Wonka. ("Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolatier...")

Secondary pressure release valve? (Besides the neck seam)

Muppetry.

Why do I have a spleen? Or an appendix? Spleen is funnier, somehow.

The box should say "Misc Robot Farts"

Man,..... This is so hard to refrain from somewhat obscene thoughts let alone comments. I honestly started then deleted more than one post before settling on this.

There is better question, what kind of sensory emulation comes with that butt hole?

Emergency lip gloss stash?

Honestly if Faye hasn't figured out some uses for it by now then it probably doesn't have any

I can't help but think you may have instantly validated some kinks with this one 🤣

A sufficiently small robot could find out if it went anywhere. Bonus: that's probably someone's fetish.

If she didn't, when Sgt. Apone yells "Assholes and elbows, people!" she wouldn't be sure it included her.

Something something any port in a storm, no atheists in a foxhole...

Of course you laughed throughout this. If my punchline was Bubbles saying the word "butthole" I'd be laughing my ass off too 😆

Has anybody else been having problems with Patreon notification emails? I just got the email for this strip ten minues ago.

Oh gawd, the shocked look is so great!

Where else would a battlebot store her grenades?

It's so you can put more junk in the trunk, obviously.

What is a "Buttfor," Jaques?

It's a leftover from her military days. It used to extrude C4 for shape charges.

is the butts disease back or did it never leave?

Is it just me that only got this in their email inbox about ten minutes ago?

Slipshine incoming

Pintsize knows.

Good ol' butts disease flare-up. We love to see it.

prison wallet

Do AI orifices taste like house keys or do they have a solution to that?

I hope we find out

Aux port

It's a military chassis, so my money's on "weapon compartment" or "socket for obscure connector" However it could just as easily be "If we hook the cleaning solvent hose up here, we don't need to remove the armor or the casing to clean around the myomere"

I mean, probably for R&R time. Does she have other human-standard parts? A vagina, nipples?

So the Army and Marine Corps can apply the Big Green Weenie (it also comes in blue for the AF, Navy, and CG). Veterans will remember it well.

Are we going to see a return of the top secret chassis lazer pintsize had back in the day?

There's so many things i could say here and all of them are vulgar

This reminds me of my favorite kid joke. "Did someone shoot you in the butt?" "Uh, no??" "Then why is there a hole there?" 😎

I feel a quest incoming! To the castle of the Buttlords!

Just an fyi, didn’t get a patreon email notifying me of this post like I usually do. Checked spam and everywhere else, there just wasn’t one.

I wonder what's inside your butthole / maybe it is astronauts / maybe it is aliens / all inside your butthooolleee

I can't believe nobody's said it yet... *clears throat* I don't get the title. What's a buttfor?

Butts disease prognosis: terminal

Bubbles has a prison wallet.

Docking station?

This may be my single favorite strip now.

The designer has shares in whatever company is making robot bides and will get rich soon. Capitalism ftw.

Show us your butthole!

I hope jeph gets better soon, this has been a very serious week for his butts disease.

obviously, ask Pintsize!

Can’t wait to see what they discover. That surely sounds like Questionable Content.

USB port? (Universally Sexy Butt)

She never asked the designers. So she knew she had it while the program was up and running. She could have just accessed her blueprints and build spec before the program was shut down. The fact she didn't probably means they were classified, which leads us to a far more disturbing question. WHY IS BUBBLES BUTTHOLE CLASSIFIED?!?!?!?!

If it is connected to some sort of fuel tank, it could be either a flamethrower (insert "Taco Bell" joke here) or some sort of propulsion system.

Military chassis means the Dept. of Defense has some say in design... "Where do we hide the activation switch to the COBED (Covert On-board Explosive Device)?

Faye, your girlfriend needs you to conduct an in-depth investigation of her mysterious butthole. Take as long as you need and use plenty of lube.

No email notification today, weirdly, not even in the spam trap. I think my email is trying to protect me from whatever this is :)

Maybe it's a gun to fire on pursing enemies

I hope this turns into a year long conspiracy arc.

Wherefore art thou, Butthole

Well, traditional wisdom would dictate it's part of a venting or heat sink system. Military applications could include covert storage or a covert tactical delivery system. However realistically and historically speaking, all signs likely simply point to BUTTS.... BUTTS. BUTTS BUTTS BUTTTTTTTTTS. *ERROR: FILE REDACTED*

I can't think of any other reason

Where else could she hide the watch of a fellow soldier that she promised to bring home, in case they ever got captured by the enemy? Compartmentalized information about a top secret storage compartment...

I would think it’s for the same reason they had to clean up after pintsize after he ate the chocolate cake.

See, THIS is what you need an orifice management utility for!

I remember when Martin had his future read a while back, all they saw was "butts" this could be a tangental effect of that reading.

Maybe it's a portal to another dimension, butt probably not.

Fucking LMAO But also GOD DAMN that sweatshirt looks so damn good on Bubbles. I just wanna bury my face in her chest 🥺

Cheeky, Faye

Butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts. It's like it's a disease or something.

There's no good way to ask this, but what is the level of tactile sensitivity for that area of Bubbles's body? I mean, she has been shown to be able to interact sexually with Faye. Aaaaand I'm just going to stop there

Not the existential question I thought I'd be asking, but it is the one I've got.

Do AIs get access to their own schematics, or is that info always proprietary?

Everyone's all BUTTS LOL and I'm wait why is the misc robot parts box so small? You'd think in a shop like that they'd have big boxes full of misc robot parts. Unless one of the partners is so detail oriented they've managed to systematically categorize and box and label 99.7% of all their parts and these are the 0.3% they haven't categorized yet. Hm, wonder which partner that would be. <- sarcasm

This question calls for deep anal-ysis.

Human standard number Of holes. Aesthetic purposes. Doesn’t mean a designer didn’t put at least one function there…. She’s a combat robot, so maybe it doubles as a grenade launcher?

For whom the butt tolls

Slipshine perhaps.

The memories deleted by corpse-witch are stored in backup media, in there.

I bet it’s classified.

Auxiliary USB plug.

Do robots dream of electric butts?

buttsex.

She is meant to be in a unit of human soldiers. Having an acute sense of smell but no ability to fart would put her at a tactical disadvantage.

There are things Man was not meant to know. Most of them are about Bubbles’ anatomy.

Question: What lurks in the bottomdrawer of Faye's dresser?

I pity the poor tech who has to field that question.

Faye: ass not buttfor whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. ;-o

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYBUBBLE

for assthetics OBVIOUSLY

Interesting wavelength in the webcomic world today. https://xkcd.com/2732 references a specialized organ in birds’ cloacas.

"Ass Swordsman Tetsuo" theme starts playing. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3425

Jeph's Butts Disease is flaring up again!

I like how they are having this conversation while Bubs is next to a box of “Misc Robot Parts”. One also might be curious whether she has an appendix and wisdom teeth.

Bubbles would have been even deadlier if equipped with a cloacaing device.

When this posts I predict some Patreon signups by readers wondering if they missed how Faye knows that about Bubbles.