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January 10, 2023

Common Missteps

printers are the fax machines of the 21st century

Comments (58)

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Daniel Drazen · January 10, 2023

Moray's signature is "TMI" for short.

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Mad Marie · January 11, 2023

Terrible Mistake Innovator

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Jekotia · January 10, 2023

As someone who used to work in IT... All printers are designed in hell, and can fuck right off. Long-term they are awful devices that need some serious rework and would probably benefit from better technical standardization across manufacturers.

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Mad Marie · January 11, 2023

Standardization? It sounds like they are indeed consistent in one highly significant way.

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Harmony Petersen · January 10, 2023

To be fair, the easiest reminder you need to refill printer paper is running out of printer paper.

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Halloween Jack · January 10, 2023

"printers are the fax machines of the 21st century"--now just hold on a dang minute here, Hoss. Even as someone who was into the idea of tablets _before_ Star Trek TNG, print still has its advantages. I'll cut off my rant here, but I could go on at length on this subject, oh yes.

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OldGoat · January 10, 2023

Hard copies do tend to work better than computers during prolonged power outages.

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Asthmatic Space Gimp · January 10, 2023

"PC LOAD LETTER? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?" - this Moray, probably.

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Mad Marie · January 10, 2023

better than NPC load letter…more difficult to get them to do it.

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Jan Gampe · January 10, 2023

AI Printers - "I make printing *fun*"

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Michael Bruner · January 10, 2023

Can't remember to refill the printer? Guess he just talked himself out of one job in Claire's new regime.

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Leak · January 10, 2023

Ah yes, printers - the bastard children of fax machines and calculators...

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Bagge · January 10, 2023

Under Claire, the printer will NEVER be out of paper

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Justin · January 10, 2023

Claire's Printer Maintenance And Resource Allocation Program (PriMARAP) will be studied by logisticians all over the world for it's efficiency and zero failure rate. Also the printer will fall through a hole in the floor and sink into the sea.

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legobil · January 10, 2023

The moment they manage to procure paper they will also discover that they are out of toner.

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Mad Marie · January 10, 2023

The moment they manage to procure toner, they will also discover that they are out of coffee.

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Shane Wegner · January 10, 2023

By golly if trees didn’t give their lives to contain 1k of plaintext per page (1 meg of info if it’s a big picture) then I’m not interested.

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mammalsounds · January 10, 2023

Maximum Claire-face when imagining how she's going to attempt to impose "order" upon the raw chaos of the cubish.

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Waffliesinyoface · January 10, 2023

you know, i didnt notice the square speech bubbles until this comic

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Chloe Rosenthal · January 10, 2023

Huh, I thought he had been making that distinction the whole time, but I checked the archives and it doesn't start until somewhat recently.

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Finvaara · January 10, 2023

I wonder if we'll get to see some printer maintenance this week

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Kajsa Anderson · January 10, 2023

I have

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Bagge · January 10, 2023

I don't know why, but I really love Marten's vibe throughout all this.

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Mad Marie · January 10, 2023

I always love Marten’s vibe.

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Drazi · January 10, 2023

My printer is under boxes somewhere. Plugged in, connected to wifi... I almost even know where.

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Sean Kinlin · January 10, 2023

You'll have to print something and then find it via the noise.

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alexandre belinge · January 10, 2023

When you try to refill the printer but there's only boxes of legal

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Mad Marie · January 10, 2023

Can someone lend me a pair of scissors?

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 10, 2023

The Reign of Claire begins NOW!! No prisoners will be taken, no mercy given.

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Captain Button · January 10, 2023

Happiness is mandatory.

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Duncan · January 10, 2023

Omg such strong people-pleaser vibes from Moray 😔 so unpleasantly relatable as a reflection of myself! 'I'm not a threat, honest, please like me!'

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Peabody · January 10, 2023

I'm not a threat... at least not on purpose.

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Neil Moore · January 10, 2023

I just bought a new printer last week. Hopefully it will remain full of paper and toner and everything else a printer needs. It will be my surrogate baby.

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Timothy Roller · January 10, 2023

I was going to say, who has used a printer in the last few years? Edit: outside of work.

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fluffy · January 10, 2023

I have, but not often, which is why I have a cheap B&W laser printer. It does the job.

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · January 10, 2023

Why are the Morays so hot, though?

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kaitou · January 10, 2023

Because if they were any cooler, they'd completely solidify and couldn't move.

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Sean Kinlin · January 10, 2023

I suppose a panic response in a robot body would draw more current - it's basically overclocking the processor.

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Dean Reilly · January 10, 2023

"I'd print it out for you but, you know..."

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Fart Captor · January 10, 2023

Moray and Emmett need to swap stories

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Sean Kinlin · January 10, 2023

Perhaps each will be horrified by the other's stories.

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Captain Button · January 10, 2023

We need a link to a clip of Lyta from "Babylon 5: Thirdspace" recalling the vast number of secret mistakes the Vorlons made.

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Elyse M. Grasso · January 10, 2023

I buy laser printers: higher up front cost but long term cost per page is lower than inkjet and toner doesn't dry up and clogs less

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Andrew Mitchell · January 10, 2023

100% with you on this

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MikeT · January 10, 2023

$10 it's a HP as well...-_-

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Mad Marie · January 10, 2023

I would not pay $10 for an HP.

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Yelling Bird · January 10, 2023

I quit using a printer years ago. Can't afford the ink.

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atomicBlaze21 · January 10, 2023

Printer ink is a straight-up scam.

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tim1724 · January 10, 2023

Just imagine if it were the other way around, with fax machines as the printers of the 21st century. I need to print something. *dialup modem noises begin*

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Zig Justice · January 10, 2023

I work in a company that has a very large printer division. Of course, as it's a Japanese company, they spend a significant amount of time on fax functionality too. . o O (It's kind of sadly amusing to watch upper management struggle to understand how the times they are a-changin'.) Edit: Accidentally a words

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Miyaa · January 10, 2023

Japan where it’s 23rd century high tech and yet they still use CDs, actual paper cash & coins, and even fax machines in large quantities. It’s amazing and my goal is to move there permanently one day.

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Michael Boettger · January 10, 2023

Nice view out the windows. Claire should ask for an office with a view like that..

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Sean Kinlin · January 10, 2023

A corner office, or even a vertex office.

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Spoogle McGee · January 10, 2023

If Moray sits on a printout, will the print be transfered to her "skin" when she detaches it, like silly putty?

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Sean Kinlin · January 10, 2023

Silly Butty?

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Zak Reichle · January 10, 2023

Evvie! ❤️

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Populuxe · January 10, 2023

That reminds me, I should check how much paper is in the printer.

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Populuxe · January 10, 2023

Follow up: It was about 60% full. I topped it up.