Pillow Talk
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Newest Department of Silly Fuckers.
Patreon exclusive continuation to come ?
"Shut up and put on the clown nose, Marten"
*Honking Intensifies*
I knew I identified with Claire for a reason.
I'm an avid reader of both Oglaf and Alfie... so it should be no surprise that I'm hoping for Patreon exclusive lewds.
Same
Would "in a silly manner" technically be silly-ly? What is the adverb form of "silly"?
I'm wanting to see an alternative comic in which the characters are reversed in panel 4. But that might involve pegging.
Alternate punchline hilarious. You made the right choice.
Discourse aside, are we getting a nsfw drawing of Martin in a clown nose?
But to what appendage shall the clown nose be affixed?
I am both delighted and slightly embarrassed by how hard that made me laugh.
I definitely neglected to read the word “laugh” 😳
Claire clearly means she needs Marten to fuck her into a state of silliness. If she was using the word to refer to Marty himself she would have capitalized it, as in, "Fuck me, Silly." After all, this is Claire Augustus we're talking about here.
Alternative punchline: "Just fuck me, Silly!"
Assertive Horny Claire got me like 🥵
🤤😋
She didn‘t say „sillily“, so, the latter
😳
This. Is. Your. Best. Comic. Ever.
Claire is really into anal...ysis of syntatic ambiguities.
Just be you, Marten
Did we rule out "Fuck me, silly." Implying that Martin was silly, and also that he needed to fuck her?
Well that's just a given! xD
Claire is using the .. do(me) decimal system..
Which proves she is right for the Librarian Position.
“Why not both?”
I love Claire so, so much.
I cannot express my love for this scene any harder than Yelling Bird could.
Tha's hawt
This answers a question that I had but was too afraid to ask
If it happens to be the question that’s been asked before and which Jeph has (quite rightly) declined to answer: No, it doesn’t. “Fuck” covers a lot of potential activities and arrangements. As a trans person, I can guarantee you that. :-)
Marten has learned to also the right questions.
"Until coherent speech is impossible for both of us."
Neither "fuck us silly" nor "fuck me until we're both silly" sound quite right to me.
Play March of the Gladiators to set that mood in bed
I am so Marten in this requirement for clarity in those situations, because I can be down for either.
I love the fact that Claire considers arguments about semantics to be a turn on. Librarians are weird.
I feel this right in my English degree...
And where exactly is your degree currently located? 🧐
I can't believe no one else noticed the missing comma both before and after the word "silly" in Claire's sentence.
It would only take commas there if she was addressing him with "silly" as a name. It's an adverb. You could replace it with "hard" or "good", not with "marten" or "lover".
So their goal is to fuck so silly, that at some point Monty Python's Colonel* would come in and declare "Stop! You're being too silly!" Played by Melon with moustache, of course.
The Ministry of Silly Fucks
So, story time. I once had a best friend / girlfriend / fiancee who also enjoyed such silly wordplay (we both did). Playing off each other's words meant we were paying close attention, which was really the sexy part. Focus leads to fucking, it's that simple. It got a little crazy when we'd try to get each other to bust up laughing during sex. When she'd win, I literally "lost it" in two ways. Sad, but true!
Does not sound sad at all, more like a perfect time together with the best friend one can have. I think I might prefer to lose in this case ;-)
marten about to destroy that ass... or should I be more semantically ambiguous
Claire's blep makes me wonder where Bren is...
I like to think that Brun and Millefeuille are now basically living together, but neither of them has realised they're dating :)
Nice shorts Marten
now thinking of the pilot for Tripping the Rift
Geez, remind me I'm old.
Oh yes please.
Any possibility of the 'nude' scene just for us Patreons? ;)
yesss claire get it
Ooh, this is the most questionable the content has ever been
I dunno, I'm thinking of Sven and May and a certain hip joint.
Oh das spicy 🥵🥵🥵
Marten immediately performs a sexy striptease to 'Entrance of the Gladiators'.
Trombone Champ let way too many people know the name of that piece, me included.
Marten found the pedant-savant of his life...
LIBRARIANS KNOW HOW TO ***FUCK***
Put this on a shirt^^
Marten knows what his gal wants!
Glorious
Maybe Marten HAS lived with Pintsize for too long
Patreon only lets me love this strip once. I definitely love it more than that!
Marten "Juggalo" Reed
Oh God... No
This couple approach you in a bar and ask if you'd like to swing with them. You ask whether they mean to move back and forth on an axis, or to enjoy some jazz music from the 1930s, or - well, long story short, you have a marvellous evening.
"We saw you from across the bar and we like your verb."
if i had enough heart left in me to believe in soul mates, it would be because of these two.
Yes, yes, I agree. Claire is hot. Do we know if she's bi? 👩❤️👩
She has commented on how pretty some of the ladies in the strip are. But, that doesn't necessarily mean she's into them. So, we just don't know!
*honk* *honk*
Slipshine when?
If the nose starts a-honking don’t come a-knocking
Under any other context, that would be a horrible thought 😅
The clown shoes are at the cleaner, but the wigs and merkins are available.
There is a Kilban cartoon that is perfect for option 1.
Claire and Thea from GWS know each other, don't they? I can imagine Claire correcting grammar and usage in other characters' speech bubbles.
Ahem...uh, heh...did it just get hot in here for anyone else, or...?
That's what happens when you pack too many people in a tiny car.
I'm love these nerds
These two dorks are perfect for each other!
*honks seductively*
Ewww
I love these two. :)
Oh no, not the clown nose.
Clown hats and noses for everyone.
I love pillow talk.
Mmm... Lamguange.... . o O (Semantics ARE hot.)
Why does this mean so much to me
Alternate punchline is the best punchline.
Agree.