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he sassed a moose
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That's to Canada's Strategic Skills Program Claire could be sponsored by Cube town and have a work visa and path to citizenship in two weeks.
I'm sure it's no surprise to anyone, but I'm not as strong a man as Marten. I would like to know. And I mean beyond the little hint that Pintsize was leading a moose sassing cult.
The text about sassing a moose as well as officiating a cult gathering makes me wonder if he crossed paths with a younger Emmet back in their troublemaking days.
hmm.. is Jeff trying to back door pilot a spin off series about Marten & Claire in Cubetown?
I’m not even remotely shocked. Pintsize’s memory banks alone would fall afoul of Canada Border Services Agency’s internal guidelines regarding “obscene materials,” regardless of their contents’ relative legality within Canada itself.
I'm reminded of the TV show "Due South" - the (Chicago PD) captain and Fraser (the Mountie) talking in the 2nd episode: Benton Fraser: ... they sent be back here again. I'm afraid I'm not at all that well liked up there, sir. Lt. Welsh: By, "up there", you mean... Fraser: Pretty much all of Canada, sir.
This was a favorite (favourite?) show in our home.
The postscript. . .and now I *really* want to know.
Pintsize is heading to his Graduation ceremony…a lot has happened in the time jump.
faye will be a lot less chill about this once she is alone, won't she?
scared for that possibility but hopefully Bubbles keeps her grounded
Well, now what's he going to do with that stack of damp Canadian Tyre money that he keeps stashed in the bathroom?
i love the fact that there is an entire story arc in this
I wonder if this is going to end up being a "work from home" situation. Save on the moving.
Nah, I think he's writing Martin out of the main cast.
I've got the same deal as Pintsize, but with Mexico.
Pretty sure you don't get to sass a moose and live to tell the tale...
Pintsize has a near pseudo immortality though. He could have backed himself up to be remotely uploaded once the body he was using was pancaked against a maple tree by a mother moose.
Can’t wait to see what the rest of Pintsize’s current outfit looks like… (Some time in December… :P)
So, um, who actually does pay Pintsize's bills?
Pintsize is loaded. On-line pornography is VERY lucrative, and that's probably his least unsavory gig. (Which may have something to do with the Canadians not wanting him north of the 49th Parallel.)
This is the QC Canada, perhaps. In the real world, their border guards are a little more strict than all that. When my girlfriend and I crossed in 2016, we were questioned about arrest records from the '60s! But they allowed us in on hearing that the arrests were for Vietnam War protests.
They’re pretty tough. I was also questioned about arrest records from the 60s, even though I wasn’t quite born yet.
Pintsize shouldn't have sassed that moose in the comic because, in the words of Popeye, "ya can'ts Saskatoon." s;ns
Okay maybe this is a really stupid question but... If Martin is totally willing and prepared to quit his job-at-a-library to move with Claire to elsewhere so she can have a ... job-at-a-library... Why can't he just...give her his job at the library. I know that strictly speaking that's not an option but Tai is pretty out-there and I could totally see her going for it. Claire has already expressed how lucky Martin is to have gotten that job - and if he's giving it up ANYWAYS - why not give it up AND not have to move - instead of giving it up, and also giving up the entire rest of his life and friend group etc. etc.
It sounds like Claire is getting more of a managerial position, something on Tai's level or somewhat higher, rather than Martin's.
I'm sure we said "sorry" when we told him to leave though.
Yes,, it was even on the letter from the Prime Minister. It starts with "We regret to inform you..." and ends with "So sorry!"
At what point did Pintsize cease being Martin’s AI companion?
I think somewhere around when he started t9 hang with Hanners and Faye.
He repeated everything he said in sing-songy high-pitched Franglais
‘eels za repeteé aiveryzeng en un zinzongggeh ai-peeched Fronngleeh
Mynd you, møøse sasses Kan be pretty nasti...
honestly ive always held out hope that someday pintsize will meet the pink robot from WAYYY back when again
I'm still getting used to Pintsize having hair AND opposable thumbs. I suspect the "Canada Incident" happened soon after getting his thumbs.
It could've easily enough happened in the Before Marten time. Pintsize is young, but not too young to have a Past.
My bet is he sullied the memory of The Friendly Giant
I was thinking Faye was pretty lucky to potentially have a bathroom to herself, but I realized pint-size surely needs it for "undefined reasons"
We shudder to think.
Wait. Was HE the one who made Mrs. Maplehooves cry?
how dare 😾
I bet Pintsize accidentally changed forecasts so that Vancouver had spring like conditions during the 2012 Winter Olympics. Also helped Stephen Colbert infiltrate Canada where he turned out to be far more popular than the prime minister.
he didn't sass precious Albert the Moose did he?
He sassed a moose in Saskatoon. It was retired TV celebrity Mr. Moose from Captain Kangaroo.
Not just a letter from the PM - a very sternly worded letter, so you know it was a serious offense.
For a country whose football rules have a penalty called "objectionable conduct", sternly worded is damn serious.
Next thought: if they are going to move together internationally, that's a really good reason for them to get married. Although I'd say that's more of an excuse and an initiating factor to get Marten to ask (because Claire will be too frazzled to even _think_ about such things) than anything else, because those two would be made really happy by it anyway. Jeph: if they _do_ get married, no making their wedding a series finale! ;)
To be fair, you don't have to actually get married to be in a committed relationship.
Pintsize leading a cult? Nice throwback reference. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4747
He tried to eat a beaver.
so basically, pintsize anointed that crazy camper lady as the queen of Canada, didn't he?
Pintsize also competes for bathroom time.
And Nobody asks what he does in there.
Huh, I figured he was an arms dealer and ring announcer for underground Canadian goose knife-fights.
he asked for poutine WITHOUT gravy
Pintsize looks good in his scarf
Pintsize could be the next Doctor!
And shoulder massages. A new level of physical familiarity. Where did this all come from.
Was it Pintsize or Yelling Bird who went to Mexico with Choochoobear from Something Positive? For a debauch in some guest comic.
Okay, that's one question settled. And why is Faye giving Claire noogies?
Because of who she is as a person.