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August 18, 2022

Ring My Bell

straight to voicemail

Comments (56)

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Runhildr Zaetl · August 20, 2022

They’re probably just trying to reach her about her car’s extended warranty.

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Ursus Ridens · August 22, 2022

Um, I misread that at first as "...about her cat's extended warrenty".

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panpolypuff · August 19, 2022

Cut to firefighters investigating this alley tomorrow. "Cause of the damages appears to be spontaneous human combustion due to anxiety."

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Sleepy John · August 19, 2022

Ya know,, there's usually a 'return call' button somewhere on the phone...

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David Durant · August 18, 2022

Any organisation that would judge you because you're not instantly available to answer their phone calls isn't one you'd want to work for anyway. I'd expand that to include the instance where a friend of mine was 5 mins late for an interview (due to being stuck for an hour on a broken train) and they wouldn't even let them in the door.

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awgiedawgie · August 19, 2022

Agreed. A one-strike rule is a sure sign you wouldn't enjoy working there anyway. Stuff happens. Respectable employers understand that, and they at least give you a chance. My brother used to work for a company that had a two-day rule. If you missed two days of scheduled work - for ANY reason - you were gone. It didn't matter if you were in the hospital having emergency surgery. Two days - ANY two days - and you're done. It could even be two separate days, three years apart. Two days. Period. They had an obscene rate of employee turnover, and yet they couldn't seem to figure out why.

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Sparky · August 18, 2022

Amused

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Jim Feldman · August 18, 2022

What if this whole thing is a "Yay" construct?

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Ph · August 18, 2022

Who picks up a phone in 2022

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Jim Feldman · August 18, 2022

Unless you're in my contacts (and even then...) nope

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Halloween Jack · August 18, 2022

Claire is a very important, capable, and in-demand person, so of course she'd let it go to voice mail because she's very busy doing something very important in a very classy place. That's your story, Claire; stick to it.

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legobil · August 18, 2022

Plot twist: It was just your friendly neighborhood crypto currency trader with poor English skills.

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NinjaZaku · August 18, 2022

This, kids, is called "decision paralysis".

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Jacqueline C · August 18, 2022

analysis paralysis if you will lol

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enchantedsleeper · August 18, 2022

Probably she should have said she wasn't free during her shifts at CoD...

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Grace Serenity · August 18, 2022

Claire, sweetie, it's just a phone! I promise they can't hurt you through it!

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MikeT · August 18, 2022

This is going to be a long burn I feel

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Bagge · August 18, 2022

an alley is probably better than at home anyway. Pintsize is at home

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Runhildr Zaetl · August 18, 2022

This is totally me. By the time I conquer my trauma response/anxiety/general fear, the call has gone to voice mail or the caller has given up.

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Bill Silvia · August 18, 2022

Or by the time I've gotten to my laptop and Googled the phone number to try figure out who it is.

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at0m · August 18, 2022

I interviewed for my first engineering job on the phone in the men's shoe section of a Sears, you'll be fine hon.

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Miyaa · August 18, 2022

Sears has a shoes section. Those were the days.

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 18, 2022

Clutch advice from Marten "Uh, pick up?" You're the rock she needs buddy!! Never stop being you!

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Mitch Megaw · August 18, 2022

And Claire never slept again

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Ashley Doherty · August 18, 2022

Tbf, letting the first contact go to voice mail isn't the worst strategy, let's you compose yourself as in our example here

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Nancy Boutwell · August 18, 2022

oh yes, she's composing

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Max D S · August 18, 2022

My phone anxiety is through the roof with you Claire 😃

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Timothy Roller · August 18, 2022

Yeah, you were busy. Shows you're a wanted commodity.

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Tannerbot · August 18, 2022

Why is it, that when you have an audience, even the most trivial task becomes challenging?

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Bacon Lord · August 18, 2022

Ouch hitting too close to home rn lol

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Sleepy John · August 18, 2022

Worst pick-up line ever.

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 18, 2022

Bwhahahahahahaha!!!

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ValdVin · August 18, 2022

Claire in panel four has big Glimmer energy to her.

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Douglas E. Smith · August 18, 2022

Somehow I feel that the AIs now know exactly where Claire is and will send a representative to interview her at Coffee of Doom, allowing for the rest of the cast to make commentary.

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Captain Button · August 18, 2022

I once had a job interview at an airport coffee shop, back in the 80s. She flew in for the interview and then flew out to whatever her next thing was.

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Steve DeGroof · August 18, 2022

Probably just the Red Cross asking for more blood. That's what mine always are. Pretty sure someone there is a vampire or something.

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Kajsa Anderson · August 18, 2022

I also refer to them as the vampires

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Bill Silvia · August 18, 2022

They actually called for the interview? Just send a Zoom link like a normal person!

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Drazi · August 18, 2022

Why would the machines care what the energy source looked like?

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Miyaa · August 18, 2022

Tune in next week when we visit Marigold’s new home and Momo ask “how did you find a mansion with an indoor pool shaped as Tails?”

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William Davy · August 18, 2022

A Genderbent Tails no less

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CorruptDropbear · August 18, 2022

Brain: Just say you were at work with custome- wait don't come over Anxiety we got it- Anxiety: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Noelle Brockhoff · August 18, 2022

This is legitimately how I respond EVERY TIME my phone rings. The accuracy hurts so good.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · August 18, 2022

I made my ringtones all boss battle music just bc at least then it sets the tone

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Sean Kinlin · August 18, 2022

Her ringtone is a voice saying "BZZT BZZT."

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Bill Silvia · August 18, 2022

Pintsize's voice

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Miyaa · August 18, 2022

Oh Claire. Dora will come out with a tall cup of pumpkin spice lemonade. Apparently that’s the new pumpkin spice trend this fall.

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jonesnori · August 18, 2022

Oh, that sounds weird. Who knows, though?

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Chauncey · August 18, 2022

Claire shouting “fuck” is the highlight of my week.

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Michael Boettger · August 18, 2022

I'm gonna guess....job offer?

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Zig Justice · August 18, 2022

Better than picking up and dropping an f-bomb first thing. . o O (But maybe they don't care in Cubetown.)

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Kriss Pang · August 18, 2022

Pick-up every Zig, for great employment

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Tamara Macadam · August 18, 2022

***FUCK***

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Peter McDevitt · August 18, 2022

This fuckup could've been an email.

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Michael · August 18, 2022

Had technical difficulties with my last remote job interview, it's super stressful

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Carl Fink · August 18, 2022

Same here.