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August 17, 2022

Everyone Loves A Good Cult

been playing cult of the lamb lately. it's real good but don't buy the switch version, it's busted as hell

Comments (75)

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Bollthorn · September 21, 2022

A machine cult you say? *starts praising the Omnissiah*

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Mooster · August 17, 2022

But does he really, though? Lol

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panpolypuff · August 17, 2022

Calling it now - Yay, Roko, and Station collaborated to make this place.

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panpolypuff · August 17, 2022

Roko didn't actually contribute, but she's where Yay got the idea.

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Sam Bak (they/them) · August 17, 2022

I might be into robot cult...

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dragonkittyrawr · August 17, 2022

Cult of the Lamb is such a fun game

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Ruth Merriam · August 17, 2022

Do they know Yay? Yay knows everything.

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Jim Feldman · August 17, 2022

I agree, but Yay can be "sparing" with the truth if it suits them. They might ask Hanners who has multiple AI contacts including "Station"

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Wayne Farmer · August 17, 2022

I'm getting foreshadowing vibes of an "Escape from Cubetown" arc. Remember who traveled in cube-shaped spacecraft? "We are the Yay. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Chocolate will be provided."

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Alasdair Mackintosh · August 17, 2022

There will be doggies.

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Cat2002's Page · August 17, 2022

I'm wondering if pintsize will join them, and if so what kind of hell can/will be raised by him.

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James H. Hobbs · August 17, 2022

Interview is spelled Itnterview in last panel.

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Captain Button · August 17, 2022

Internview - You have to watch things and not get paid for it.

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Peter Fox · August 17, 2022

I am thinking something along the lines of the "Metal Float" from Vivy but not run amok and evil?

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DVW · August 17, 2022

Thanks for the advice! I was considering getting it on my switch but will get it for Steam so I can play on my Steam Deck. If they ever let me order one.

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Bagge · August 17, 2022

This would not sway Clinton from the whole 'Evil Nemesis' thing

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SursumCordae · August 17, 2022

Before reading the last panel I was certain Marten's critique was going to be "and somehow you don't find a nightmarish AI techno cult to be, mysterious, weird, and very cool"

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Elf Sternberg · August 17, 2022

Claire, you know you can just ask Station, right?

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Ursus Ridens · August 17, 2022

She knows Station?

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Josh · August 17, 2022

I'm envisioning cubetown as a version of Buckminster Fuller's floating city concept.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · August 17, 2022

“…well *technically* only the ‘town’ portion of the title is the working part BUT”

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T. K. · August 17, 2022

This might be a wild guess, but I have a feeling pintsize got her the interview somehow, maybe as a thank you for the body talk/making marten happy.

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Kindness Kounts · August 17, 2022

Now you have me wondering if this is all a scheme of his to infiltrate and flood their servers with the worst porn imaginable.

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WingedIkaros · August 17, 2022

Cult of the Lamb is super fun, but hopefully that's not the environment she's interviewing in.

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Chris Heg · August 17, 2022

Lamb cultlets are especially tasty.

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Sleepy John · August 17, 2022

It might be a nightmarish AI dystopian techno-cult, but if they offer wages and benefits, I'm in.

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Roger Ritter · August 17, 2022

Hmmm, health care. Do they have enough humans to offer medical services, or will they just offer to replace your faulty components with mechanical/electronic units?

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Michael Fox · August 17, 2022

Heads up, typo of interview in last panel.

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Hakurei06 · August 17, 2022

glitch in the matrix. this whole timeskip has been claire in a coma.

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fluffy · August 17, 2022

So, I've been reading Distress by Greg Egan, so this has taken a very "Stateless" vibe already.

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Kurt Roithinger · August 17, 2022

Claire's Interview, Scene 1 - Fade in. Interview Bot: Ah, Ms, Augustus, Agent Pintsize #3895023 has told us much about you. It was at this moment that Claire realized humanity was hooped, but she resolved to make the most of it and took the job anyway.

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MikeT · August 17, 2022

The irony here will be Marten becoming the human 'social companion' for a community of AIs, in juxtaposition to his relationship with Pintsize.

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David Durant · August 17, 2022

Rated most insightful comment for a while

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Tannerbot · August 17, 2022

Hey, if they're gonna take over, I want my corpse to be an infiltration unit, not a part of the final bone piles.

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Yelling Bird · August 17, 2022

I actually have experience with running a cult.

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Drazi · August 17, 2022

This doesn't surprise me.

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TV4Fun · August 17, 2022

It's a working title.

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Miyaa · August 17, 2022

I maintain that it’s only a 315 km sail from Sydney, Nova Scotia to Saint Pierre & Miquelon thus allowing Cubetown to go occasionally there for French goods. It’s the real reason Cubetown is mysterious.

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Dean Reilly · August 17, 2022

Claire's main task will be cataloguing the Soft Cheese Library.

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Carrie · August 17, 2022

If it is something unpleasant I am sure Yay can take care of it.

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Bartley J Drood · August 17, 2022

That would be awesome, although I like the thought of Bubbles and Faye charging in to set them free then laying waste to the place..

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Andrew Mitchell · August 17, 2022

Why not both?

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Michael Boettger · August 17, 2022

Claire goes to the interview, in walks Yay, who is just enraptured when they realize who Claire is, she gets the job, double the salary. Maybe they even build a VR studio for her to work our of.

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Drazi · August 17, 2022

You believe that that Yay wouldn't know before the interview? How nieve. 🤣

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MikeT · August 17, 2022

"Nightmarish techno-cult" describes most IT workplaces, yes

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William Cole · August 17, 2022

"Nightmarish Luddite cult" described the couple of universities I worked at 20-ish years ago.

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Bozo The Hunk · August 17, 2022

Ok so this is prolly gonna be more like the space arc maybe

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Yohannon · August 17, 2022

Sounds more like the intro to a Water World parody.

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ΩωΩ · August 17, 2022

It's just a little glitchy, I'm sure that they'll patch the switch version! It's fun!

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Lynnia · August 17, 2022

well, an interview is a chance for both the interviewer and the interviewee to find out if this is a good fit, so it's probably also a way to start to find out if it is, in fact, a cult?

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Emma Humphries · August 17, 2022

The only cults I've been in had stock options.

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Ted Van Roekel · August 17, 2022

Ah, you worked for Apple too?

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schmod · August 17, 2022

I'm gonna guess Hannelore is going to have OPINIONS about this place

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BobC · August 17, 2022

It's on the water. Their cult may have blue oysters.

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strngbirdx@gmail.com · August 17, 2022

Seems obvious that they would, of necessity, have blue oysters!!!

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Fart Captor · August 17, 2022

It's a thin line between a very structured polycule and a very chill cult

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Yohannon · August 17, 2022

I've seen this IRL. On Alcatraz (Avenue, not the Rock) on the Berkeley border. It was indeed very chill, until the patriarch started believing his own press. Alas, Chaos Cabaret....

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Captain Button · August 17, 2022

It is actually the center of Gary's secret resistance to Yay's hidden global domination.

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 17, 2022

LOL- when has Yay ever been hidden about their global domination agenda?

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Andrew · August 17, 2022

Maybe they need a librarian to catalog and organise their human batteries, I mean how bad could it be?

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Sean Kinlin · August 17, 2022

They follow their charismatic leader, AI Nrand.

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Mad Marie · August 17, 2022

John Galt laughed at that, but Atlas just shrugged.

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Steve DeGroof · August 17, 2022

I mean, who among us *hasn't* gone for an interview at a nightmarish techno-cult?

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William Trethewey · August 17, 2022

I once interviewed for a TV production job at Rex Humbard's Cathedral of Tomorrow. But that was 50 years ago.

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Yonatan Zunger · August 17, 2022

Having seen our recent batch of nightmarish human techno-cults, I'm good with giving the AIs a shot at it.

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Michael Boettger · August 17, 2022

Perhaps they'll make Claire their human avatar.

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KingAtticus · August 17, 2022

Some cults that succeed can become religions so she’s technically not incorrect in her assumptions

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Peter McDevitt · August 17, 2022

pretty sure we're IN a nightmarish AI techno-cult from which there is no escape....

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Vilinda · August 17, 2022

A good cult is possible.

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CaseyAEC · August 17, 2022

Every modern religion started as one!

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David F · August 17, 2022

“Itnterview”

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Leaflemming · August 17, 2022

It's like an interview, but with more of a focus on pronouns.

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Elberik · August 17, 2022

It's probably out in the ocean so they have an easy supply of water for coolant. -or there's some turbines underneath to generate power from the currents.

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Noise · August 17, 2022

Or they're having some serious discussions with a few Architeuthidae.

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Michael · August 17, 2022

A jobs a job no matter where it takes you.