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I joined Patreon to support you but also to say that as a Twitch moderator I felt this strip and the following one punch me in the soul. Very well done.
Hope the tech in this world doesn't reduce stream watcher count if they aren't looking at the screen, because I think a horde of those horny folks just fainted dead away.
Now all I can hear in my brain is “I’m a seiso idol I’m a seiso idol I’m a seiso idol”
My weird little soul loves this so much 🥲🙌🙌🙌💚💚💚🥰🥰🥰
At first glance, I assumed that Dale and May were watching the stream on TV. On second glance, I assume that he’s using his glasses as monitors (hence the glow) and presumably May can watch it via some kind of internal WiFi. So, that’s a nice touch; a subtle reminder of how the QC world is different to ours.
I am so ready for this
First a robot fetish and now this, ahh well.
Only one deleted comment during all this? Unrealistic. :p
I think it only shows the deleted comments if someone replied to it before it was deleted.
Best and most terrifying chat comment "I'm 12 and what is this"
Cheeseburger. That's the ship name.
I just submitted a support ticket to Patreon WRT the cropped emails, with a screen shot etc, smells like a formatting oops in the layout. Hopefully they fix it.
I think it's a deliberate policy change to make us click through to the site because somebody has "make more people click through to the site" as a performance indicator because this is Hell, nor are we out of it.
TIL lots of people read Patreon updates in their email. Nice to meet you all, but I hope they fix whatever it is that sent you all here!
Not a comment relating to this post but is anybody else seeing the emails from Patreon crop the images badly? I follow several cartoonist creators and I used to be ale to read some of the cartoons in the email but recently they are all badly cropped. Maybe it is intended to drive traffic to the site but it is annoying.
It's such a pain in the neck. Patreon is already getting my money; just send me the dang full-res, full-size images in my email!
I am u n c o m f o r t a b l e but also laughing
The truncated images in the emails is happening with my other Patreon comics, too, so it wouldn't be Jeph.
Excellent! love it. :) I also want to report Patreon is truncating the images in my email :(
This happened yesterday too - and I'm guessing this is Patreon and not Jeph's doing. Probably to "increase engagement."
When I woke up today one of the last things I expected was Mommy Milkers Foot Fetish art... and yet...
Tbh. Cred to Jeph for drawing such exquisite looking feet.
Was there a change in the settings? I can't read the comic in my email anymore and when I open it up in the app it is blurred even though I am signed in. Have to open on desktop.
It was massively clipped in my email so I had to come to the site to read it myself.
Perfection.
My biggest question to come out of this strip is whether Aurelia brought up the fanart accidentally or "accidentally". (Also, Milkmaids are somehow even hornier than I expected.)
I didn't get an email for this so I had to come all the way here like an animal
I'm confused about panel 3. Why is the image offset? Is that part of the joke that you have to be into vtubers to get or what?
She was trying to add Marigold's avatar to the stream, but she accidentally added a fanart image she had open in a browser tab instead. I don't know about vtubers in particular, but it's easy to accidentally start streaming the wrong window, and anything new you add to your stream will probably be the wrong size/position/layer until you fix it.
Panel 3 - There was a guy in one of the streamer discords I follow that had to spend a month fighting with Twitch because he made an "I'm 12 hehe" joke and got banned. It was pretty funny.
I am twelve years old and what is this
"This better not awaken something in me" - Unexpected Community reference FTW :D
I can't see burgeroni as anything other than female rubberross
This is the finest rendition of chat culture since vintage Homestuck!
Forget gold, for this comic is surely purest milky platinum spun entirely from starlight. If I die tonight, it was while laughing.
The Reddit Chud reaction will be glorious.
it’s just as I imagined 🥹
I like how the Patreon email crop today was just 8 big tiddys
Geometric progression, it'll be 16 in the next strip.
what the effing hell
Really appreciate what I’m interpreting as a Dean Pelton (Community) reference. AND JESUS WEPT.
That's the first place my mind went too!
So I'm not trying to be a cow purist here, but shouldn't Mommy Milkers have, y'know, hooves?
It's most likely fan art and not something Mommy has paid for or generated on her own.
Where's Show Feet guy when you need him?
Show feet!! :D
I don't get People's obsession with feet 🤷♀️
I think it really comes down to 1. They seem to be relatively sexual dymorphic (although that might actually be gender differences in skin care, not sure) and 2. They're usually covered.
And the follower count just tripled
At *least*
It's MAGICAL
I never thought May could look that happy.
I swear, if she could cry, she would be.
No hooves? Disappointed
Well, you know, fanartists gonna headcanon.
Tag yourself
Obviously I'm "pls click it harder mommy"
that smile from Aurelia implies that she did indeed intend to do that
Sadly, that's fanart, not her avatar. She's not actually smooshing Marigold with her feet 😞
Do you know if Patreon is handling things differently? I used to be able to read the comic right in the email notification that I get from Patreon on this post, but today and in the previous email, the comic page has been cropped to only show the centre of the comic, and I have to click through to the webpage to read it. It's not nearly as convenient and makes me sad. :(
Same
the "I thought they were the same person" commenter LOL!!!!!
BRUBGE DONNY
And May becomes a dedicated Vtuber right... NOW!
YEEEEESS! HA HA HA! YES!
Sickos 😍
OK... I don't get it. Someone please explain?
feet
Looking forward to more. I hope the Bovinnia fan in chat isn't too disappointed.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
I'm reading "she IS my irl mom" in Clinton's voice.
May is so happy!
I have to wonder how much... research Jeph does in vTuber culture.
I believe he follows several VTubers and is generally a fan.
THAT GRIN ON MAY'S FACE
Well, Mommy might not have intended to do that, but she seems to have a massive smile anyhow....
Obviously team Burger Oni are totally buying into this. Well have to the feedback from team Mommymilker remains to be seen.
And now we scour the chat to see if Dale is simping xD
I don't see Dale but I do see Claire (or someone claiming to be her 👀)
LOL "I'm 12 and what is this?" in the chat 😂
Sam?
Anyone else miss being able to read the comic from their email inbox without having to go to Patreon?
I usually see the email in my Inbox and go straight to Patreon anyway. Can't read the comments section from email.
I love it. It's even better than I could've hoped.
AURELIA PLEASE
Aurelia please, KEEP GOING!!
HI YOUTUBE HI REDDIT HI DIGG HI SLASHDOT
HI USENET
It's so beautiful!
It truly is!