Like A House On Fire
WHAT went up her nose???
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I read this yesterday but only now do I understand what Marigold is talking about in the first panel.
Aurelia's looking entirely too foxy in panel 3.
“Are there really that many younger guys who would sleep with her? I don’t…oh. Oh I see. Never mind.”
Just sitting here wondering how much Marigold has had this level of chatting (and this comfortably) with other characters. Is it really Aurelia's cool mom vibes? I'm willing to believe that.
From now on, whenever I hear about neti pots, I'm going to snicker and then get embarrassed.
These are the two straightest women in the world and yet somehow in panel 3 they are incredibly hot together :)
That's because WE are all incredibly honey and want to see the whole cast in a giant fuck-pile.
My only question is: will they both get baked while baking? Hedge your bets now!
🎱 “Signs Point to Yes.”
.... He owes her an apology? who was pointing the thing?
May's chest has gotten bigger since she got that new body. What's up with that?
She changes them at will by editing her CONFIG.TIT file. Or is it BOOBS.CFG? I can never remember.
Aurelia doesn’t have a manager, does she? Business opportunity, May!
Aurelia thinks she doesn't have a manager. Yay quietly disagrees.
i hate when the soup goes up my nose
I think I can guess since her boyfriend would need to apologise about it. LOL
I mean, to be fair, ANYTHING your boyfriend does that causes ANYTHING to go up your nose unexpectedly deserves an apology. This could be entirely innocent (it's clearly not, though).
Flaming Cheeto Mountain Dew.
So I guess a Kleenex is the perfect tool for this happenstance?
Guys spend their entire lives with that thing. Why are they so bad at aiming it?
There's no metric and no reward for success. As soon as competitive pissing takes off on ESPN, bathroom floors the world over will get a little bit cleaner.
This happened to an ex of mine.... She pulled away and... Apparently it *burns like a fucker*. There was much apologizing (after much laughing).
Yes, yes it does. It's not just something that happens to straight girls, y'know.
I'm pretty sure that, in the moment, aiming requires more concentration than most penis-havers can muster.
Well, it's not like you really aim it to begin with. Contrary to popular belief what we are packing downstairs isn't a high precision sniper rifle designed to hit a small target at a distance. It's actually more akin to a GAU-8 Avenger, designed to dump so much ammunition into the targets general area that you cannot help but hit it.
Sweathogs flashback!
Yeah, all the people I knew in high school liked having fun without me too.
Understandable May, understandable
There isn't a manager alive who isn't furious they aren't part of everything.
Dale, buddy, you might wanna spend a couple hours in AimLab
He’s probably got an aimbot on his AR glasses, might be the stormtrooper version though.
*scandalized gasp* D:
Time for May to go find her own fun with Clown-Boy
They called it off because of conflicts of interest, though. Sven donated a lot of money for her new body, and they don't want their relationship to be weird.
There we have it. Smug Aurelia is best Aurelia. Pack it up, nothing left to do here.
That happened with me and my now-wife long ago. I doubt I could get that sorta distance anymore.
Aurelia talks about deflating her companion, Marigold talks about her antihistamine misadventure. And May is angry she’s not there. Perfect.
Didn't think Marigold facials was going to be todays comic topic
less of a facial and more of a ... nasal
This story actually happened to me and my ex.
A robot told you to apologize to your ex? That's a great story, I bet you get free drinks in bars a lot.
May is jealous of Marigold's meet up with Aurelia?
Jealous of talking about sex stories that are funny? Yeah, that totally tracks with May lol