May Worries

Can we get some spicy comics of Aurelia fucking? Or maybe Dale and Claire?

Is this the guy who Clinton tutored in English?

Wow, Aurelia fucks.

lmaomg

Now, is this "classic MommyMilkers" again, or is Marigold learning about a whole new side of Aurelia?

clearly, they're getting on swimmingly, if Aurelia's getting into sex stories already. wow, Jeph.

Or Tribbles?

Orchids in a nuclear reactor? Do you want Triffids? Because that's how you get Triffids.

Ben Franklin on Marriage and MILFs To my dear friend: I know of no medicine fit to diminish the violent natural inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present appear to me not well founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in view by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, She wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility, and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single man has not nearly the value he would have in the State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of Scissors. If you get a prudent, healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient. But if you will not take this Counsel and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox and demand my Reasons. They are these: 1. Because they have more Knowledge of the World, and their Minds are better stored with Observations, their Conversation is more improving, and more lastingly agree- 2. Because when Women cease to be handsome they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a thousand Services small and great and are the most tender and useful of Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman. 3. Because there is no Hazard of Children, which irregularly produced may be attended with much inconvenience. 4. Because through more Experience they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclined to excuse an old Woman, who would kindly take care of a young man, form his Manners by her good counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes. 5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part. The face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: so that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to tell an old one from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of Corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior every Knack being, by Practice, capable of Improvement. 6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy. 7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflection; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy. 8th and lastly. They are so grateful! Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate friend, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

It just occurred to me: how is Dale reading MLG with his Glasses(TM) powered on?

Aurelia no

1) Do May's bosoms seem a bit more prominent than usual? 2) Has someone actually put an orchid in a nuclear reactor?

He might have discovered a new kink, though

Omg, yess

Woo! Figured out what I would use as pfp here.

I want to know how the conversation got to panel 4 in less time than it takes to mix cookie dough :)

i love her

Putting these two characters together was genius.

just your normal girl talk while making cookies, what stop looking at me weird.

At first I thought Aurelia was talking about streaming, not IRL, & I wondered if I needed to revisit my understanding of the sort of streaming she does. Like obviously there's a degree of horniness but I didn't think it was full-on sex.

I've never had sex with an older woman, but if I did, this is totally how it would play out.

Some guys are into what? Orchids in nuclear reactors? Well, I’m not gonna kink shame.

I just love this comic more and more, week after week, year after year, and I don't know how you keep doing it.

OMG LOL

Yeah, I'm pretty sure being scolded by Aurelia would have the exact opposite effect on me 🥺

I appreciate that this Noodle Incident involves something as limp as a noodle.

Faye talks that way too. I think it must have something to do with big boobs. :D https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2030

One of the best punchline deliveries in the history of QC!

“…cuz that’s all I got.”

:laughs in nerd wheeze:

Is it just me, or are May's boobs getting bigger?

Daaaaaannnng

Calling a member of the Augustus family "chill" is the most wrong Dale has ever been about anything

Is it me, or does Aurelia look older in this panel? (Pre-empting smartasses: yes, I do look pretty old, but I'm not in that panel.)

Marigold, how'd you make that noise irl?

I'd like to know where Aurelia got knowledge of nuclear power's effect on flora

He went limper than a biscuit in hot dog flavored water.

Magical love gentlemen!

This is the problem with being with a MILF. Cuz the "M" still stands for mother and they *will* call you out on that stuff, "What? You're just going to leave your underwear in the middle of the floor?? Put them in the hamper" But... sexy times... can't the cleaning up wait until.... yes ma'am....

AURELIA YES

Lmaooooo that's amazing

When Marten & Claire get married, I wanna hear the conversation between Aurelia and Veronica. That will be really spicy.

Every day Aurelia becomes more powerful. Also Marigold and I had the same reaction!

I've worked with and on nuclear reactors. Including being in areas where my entire annual dose limit would be used up in under an hour. No stiffies when you're up close and intimate! Orchids have a bigger problem, as they can't run away when they exceed their dose.

so does this finally top "Happy Birthday, Grandma" ?

I've never actually spit-take laughed before, so thanks for that.

If May ever hears about this, she will become the greatest boner killer of all time.

Lets see how long it takes for someone to comment something like "jokes on you, I'm into that".

Cracking up at panel 4!

Dale might be in for a surprise from a new and way more assertive Marigold.

Whatcha reading there, Dale?

Oh, sharing sex stories with a nerd is tight!

Good to see those two are having a good time.

bwahahahahah!