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Drone Metal
March 21, 2022

Drone Metal

at least it didn't hit him in the junk

Comments (54)

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panpolypuff · March 25, 2022

Hi Willow

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Brian · March 22, 2022

I completely agree with Pintsize

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Harry Adams · March 22, 2022

What're the odds? 100%. Willow gets forcefully shoehorned into everything now.

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Josh Moberly · March 22, 2022

I love Pintsize's "Just two guys bein' dudes, just two dudes bein' bros" energy in panels 1 & 2.

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Jay MacKinnon · March 22, 2022

It's never been clearer how he's never really had the opportunity to hang out with his friends in this way. It's no wonder he turned out as chaotic as he did.

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Ami · March 21, 2022

Pintsize is reminding me more and more of Ardent.

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Sparky · March 21, 2022

Willow & Pintsize MK 2 would be interesting.

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Andrew · March 21, 2022

Collision avoidance software, meet Willow.

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Clifton Royston · March 21, 2022

In actuality, this is all Pintsize's fault, because he made that aside, and as Marten answered the universe* perked up and thought, "Now THIS is the moment for peak hilarity." * (Jeph)

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Adm. Bonetopick · March 21, 2022

DRONE IN THE GROIN, DRONE IN THE GROIN

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J. · March 21, 2022

Wait a minute... Did Pintsize's pantleg change colors between the first frame and the last one?? I now have additional questions about causality.

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Boots McGoot · March 21, 2022

i like your world. people are generally kind and there is no anti homelessness architecture on the benches

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Stephen Wells · March 21, 2022

Oh no - Pintsize and Willow both have weird ideas about causality - if they bond over this, the consequences could be dreadful/amusing.

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MikeT · March 21, 2022

Hello Willow, had any lactose today?

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Darnel D Cooper · March 21, 2022

huh. Just occured to me that Willow would be Martins Romantic "Faye" without the physical violence - same general bodytype, Charmin inducing behavior,.... IJS that Claire better look both ways when she crosses the street,...

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Andrew · March 21, 2022

Is this a next-generation Roomba-baby seeking out Pintsize?

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Miyaa · March 21, 2022

Oh snap.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · March 21, 2022

Interesting, how in a comic full of very different people, including non-humanoid looking AIs, Willow remains one character that I can't relate to. Not counting truly jackhole characters, she invokes least sympathy from me than all other cast members. Something to bring up in therapy, probably.

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Stephen Wells · March 21, 2022

De gustibus et de coloribus non est disputandum.

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Darnel D Cooper · March 21, 2022

at least it didn't hit him in the junk (Knock on wood,...)

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Aaron Schulz · March 21, 2022

I’m happy for pint size. He seems happier and has perfect fashion sense

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Todd Ellner · March 21, 2022

Marten ain't wrong

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Ack · March 21, 2022

Hi Willow.

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Chloë Salzenberg · March 21, 2022

Lampshades can only get so big

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Dan Curtis · March 21, 2022

I'm surprised Pintsize isn't already a cult leader honestly.

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Heather C · March 21, 2022

TIJUBAS!

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James Redekop · March 21, 2022

Careful with that thing! You'll put an eye out!

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Omnithea · March 21, 2022

Willsize or Pintlow?

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Alan Wiggs · March 21, 2022

Willow is EVERYWHERE

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Miyaa · March 21, 2022

Willow. Do you have somewhere to go get hydrated?

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Thisguy · March 21, 2022

HI WILLOW!

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Kurtis Ray · March 21, 2022

If it hit him in the junk, i would have to name the drone Faye

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Mark · March 21, 2022

Only if it threw up on him first.

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Yelling Bird · March 21, 2022

So of COURSE this has to lead to a nut-shot now.

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Dean Reilly · March 21, 2022

As soon as Marten stands up, Iris' drone will hit him right in the crotch.

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Tannerbot · March 21, 2022

When in doubt, slapstick!

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Tamara Macadam · March 21, 2022

WILLOW

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Sean Kinlin · March 21, 2022

Pintsize went on and on about how the universe works, and Marten was unable to avoid the drone.

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Mad Marie · March 21, 2022

…but it did hit him in the donk.

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Bill Silvia · March 21, 2022

I was about to look forward to Pintsize's first encounter with Iris, but then I remembered that Pintsize has already been at the trio's home.

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Rob McBobson · March 21, 2022

"Sing Willow, Willow, Willow."

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Michael Boettger · March 21, 2022

Marten is lucky he didn't catch a propeller in the forehead. Drones are best flown in open areas.

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Joseph Bonnar · March 21, 2022

Marten had the writer on his side... :)

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Autumn Lavandula · March 21, 2022

Yo did pintsize change his pants in the last panel

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Mad Marie · March 21, 2022

Hypercolor pants?

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Vilinda · March 21, 2022

Hey, Willow.

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Wynn Donivan · March 21, 2022

Heheh, DONK

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Adam · March 21, 2022

DONK

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Kajsa Anderson · March 21, 2022

Hi, Willow

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Jason Zions · March 21, 2022

What are the odds? Close to 100% probable, given who's pulling the strings in this universe. Not that anyone is upset about this. We were just guessing at how cute the meet-cute would be.

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justinthegeek · March 21, 2022

I’d buy the Pintsize DLC skin.

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Andrew · March 21, 2022

Go wild, get the NFT too!

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Nicholas Lopez · March 21, 2022

Oh boy, another friend for Marten to adopt

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Joseph Bonnar · March 21, 2022

WILLOW!