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Kingdom Farts
March 20, 2022

Kingdom Farts

he's not wrong

Comments (78)

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Clifton Royston · March 21, 2022

I was mostly joking around, but that's interesting, thank you. I'm sure somebody must have made a web page on this to cover different state laws affecting sword carry. [Intended as a reply to Todd Ellner]

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Oedlan · March 22, 2022

"States" XD

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Clifton Royston · March 21, 2022

You need a special permit to carry a sword? My god, what sort of horrible dystopia are they living in? (weeps exaggeratedly)

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Todd Ellner · March 21, 2022

In Orygun it's legal to carry as long as the sword isn't concealed. In Massachusetts it can't be, among other things, double edged.

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Kayla O'Brian · March 21, 2022

I kinda love it

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MerMetalBard · March 21, 2022

I unironically love that outfit and want one

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Ack · March 21, 2022

Pintsize should definitely keep that outfit. It provides advance warning to everyone else.

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Vanestus · March 21, 2022

Pintsize actually doesn't look too bad in that outfit.

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Daniel Ian Horner · March 20, 2022

It occurs to me only now that five people live in Faye and Martins flat. Where does Pintsize ‘sleep’ now that he no longer fits in (most) cupboards or the freezer compartment? Though, it’s Pintsize, he likely plugs into a kitchen counter socket groin first and shuts down in some grotesque rictus pose…

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Bill Silvia · March 21, 2022

I think when Marten's not single he charges in the living room. Though, he might start thinking about a bedroom soon.

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Marc Kevin Hall · March 20, 2022

Turn to the left!

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Jim Feldman · March 20, 2022

Getting old...I had to look up JRPG (I knew RPGs so I understood the basic concepts)

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Darnel D Cooper · March 21, 2022

(Quietly nodding)

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VoxOrbisBrad · March 20, 2022

I approve of Pintsize's character growth. He's still a horrible little goblin, but he's no longer Public Enemy #1.

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William Davy · March 20, 2022

We might be seeing the reemergence of the emergency sword when Dora sees Pintsize walk in.

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Alan Wiggs · March 20, 2022

I ship Pintsize + RoboKiln 900SE

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Rémi Beaulieu-Dubé · March 20, 2022

that must have been fun to draw over the next few strips. ¦3

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Evgeniy Semyonov · March 20, 2022

He's absolutely right. Cosplayers wear fake weapons. JRPG characters wear real ones. He's dressing as a latter, not a former.

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Some Ed · March 20, 2022

Well, sometimes JRPG characters have no visible weapons. I'm blanking on which ones I've seen do this, but I'm sure I've seen at least one where the characters only have visible weapons in areas where you can actually fight.

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James Miller · March 20, 2022

oh hey, its Tidus

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legobil · March 20, 2022

Oh. Now I get the comments about “Pottery for Perverts” now. Ngl, I googled it before.

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Steve H · March 20, 2022

That outfit looks fun to design. But the downfall is I look less like the protagonist and more like one of the chubby tank characters. Even if I’d rather be the fabulous caster.

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Some Ed · March 20, 2022

Consider who we're talking about here and what he chose to do with his life, why would you think he'd automatically prefer to dress like the protagonist?

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Amazing Stace · March 20, 2022

Totally ready for the kiln to become a major character.

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William Cole · March 20, 2022

They look so cheerful!

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Sebastian · March 20, 2022

As both a potter and a pervert, I desperately want "Pottery for Perverts" to be a real thing.

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Some Ed · March 20, 2022

Are you saying you haven't found out about the pervert's special glaze? Or you just didn't realize that it was a *special* glaze? (I suppose that's another way of not having found out about it.) Disclaimer: I'm not a potter, and I don't know if the special glaze is any good. I just knew some perverts, back in the day, who were studying pottery and swore by the stuff.

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George Bias · March 20, 2022

I give this outfit a week before Jeph gets tired of drawing it.

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Darla Donahue · March 20, 2022

This is the most insightful comment here i have ever seen.

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Fart Captor · March 20, 2022

I unironically love this look for him. It works

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Chris Weigert · March 20, 2022

I love my smol AnthroPC gremlin son.

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Tamara Macadam · March 20, 2022

GLORIOUS

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Bill Silvia · March 20, 2022

I'm glad that Pintsize has found his style.

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Josh Moberly · March 20, 2022

You know, Pintsize getting a humanoid body really opens all sorts of doors when it comes to him being a Companion to Marten. They can finally do a lot of stuff they couldn't do when he was a tiny AnthroPC gremlin, and it has a ton of potential to really evolve their friendship in a really great way. That's a whole lot of words to say I love this, but I love this.

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Miyaa · March 20, 2022

Final Fantasy IX (edit: X) called; they’d like their goofy main character’s clothes back, Pintsize.

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Uniquitous · March 20, 2022

More like X, in IX the worst we had to deal with were Zidane's detached cuffs.

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Laura Sullivan · March 20, 2022

pintsize be pintsizin

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Techdragon · March 20, 2022

Shoes need to be about 10 sizes larger.

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Dean Reilly · March 20, 2022

Tomorrow's strip has Marten and Pintsize in matching outfits.

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Some Ed · March 20, 2022

I think this means Marten in a completely different yet similarly bizarre outfit, rather than another instance of the same outfit. Or am I confused?

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BobC · March 20, 2022

Duh. Either REAL weapons or NONE! No fake weapons!

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OldGoat · March 20, 2022

Pintsize needs a Swiss Guard uniform and a halberd.

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Miyaa · March 20, 2022

I’m here for Pintsize getting excommunicated from the Catholic Church.

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JeB Edmondson · March 20, 2022

And this is why reading this comic is the only thing I've done consistently for a decade

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Raven Razor · March 20, 2022

Same tbh

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Beat · March 20, 2022

I fucking love pintsize

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Yelling Bird · March 20, 2022

Huh. I'm actually wearing that same outfit right now.

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Jon Guyer · March 20, 2022

this old thing?

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Rob McBobson · March 20, 2022

To answer the question more specifically: "Dressing like a JRPG character" can simply mean dressing in the style of JRPG characters, while "Cosplaying as a JRPG character" means you're imitating a specific character.

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Mad Marie · March 20, 2022

Be careful, Pintsize…as a commercial establishment, that coffee shop may have a freezer large enough for you to fit.

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Miyaa · March 20, 2022

Or it might just blind and repell the basement’s spiders.

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John Fiala · March 20, 2022

Very cool

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Uniquitous · March 20, 2022

Get this bot some tea, I want a glimpse inside the madness

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William Cole · March 20, 2022

When you look into the abyss…

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VampireJuicePouch · March 20, 2022

I'm so glad that pintsize has kept all the wackiness but less of the creepiness in his new body

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LH · March 20, 2022

the creepiness hits different when he's human sized

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Huge Cook · March 20, 2022

I couldn't love Pintsize or this comic more than I do right now.

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · March 20, 2022

Marten from what we've seen has been fairly put off by Pintsize's new body, so I'm very happy to see him getting over it, or at least trying to. It's something I hoped we'd circle back to.

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Nicholas A Wagner · March 20, 2022

You know, you are going to have to draw that outfit over and over again, you did this to yourself.

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Absentia · March 20, 2022

Either that or say Marten forced him to change.

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Zig Justice · March 20, 2022

Holy hell this one is hilarious. . o O (Panel 3 could be the punchline by itself.)

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Sevan Pasch · March 20, 2022

This is going to end with both Martin and Pint-size deepening their friendship greatly, or with one of them getting arrested. Either way looking forward to it.

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Calmweaver · March 20, 2022

Why not both?

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cakecake · March 20, 2022

Nice to see the real star of the comic Pintsize, make an appearance :))

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Michael Boettger · March 20, 2022

Tomorrow: Marten, Claire (girlfriend), Dora ( ex girlfriend), and Tai ( Marten's boss). But who will the AI formerly thought of as Pintsize interact with? Will Marbear drop in to give him Cosplay fashion tips?

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Miyaa · March 20, 2022

I’m more worried Iris & Willow drop on by and becomes the Donald Duck & Goofy to Pintsize’s Sora.

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Andrew · March 20, 2022

Before or after Yemisi has had input? YOU DECIDE.

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Jono Hayward · March 20, 2022

When you get to the cafe they have drinks in three strengths: coffee, coffra and coffaga

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Ste Saunders · March 20, 2022

Coffaja is on the hidden menu, also

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Jenea Ylinen Fredrickson · March 20, 2022

Pottery for Perverts. 🤣

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Dean Reilly · March 20, 2022

It's all about the glaze.

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Elberik · March 20, 2022

Looks like he's ready to play some Blitzball

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Wynn Donivan · March 20, 2022

Hingdom Kearts

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William Foley · March 20, 2022

Little goblin does have style.

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Celine Chamberlin · March 20, 2022

Do try to keep up, Marten.

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Orion Rhine · March 20, 2022

I like his new look. Incidentally I am a massive Nomura fan.

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Elberik · March 20, 2022

"this is my story!"

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R L · March 20, 2022

Pintsize is being EXTREMELY pintsize