Coolantborne
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"Coolantborne"? So they're liquid radiators, then? That would explain the varying volume.
Omg
May's line in panel 2 sounds like an anime title
Aaaah, we all have dreams like that, sometimes -- don't you?
Well, internet, you know what to do.
HA! May with a Konvini flashback dream!!!
BE/BD
Next band name: "Big Evil Boob Demon". First song: "For Some Reason".
2. “For Science”
So who’s going to draw that? XD I wanna see it now 😂
Two words: “boob soda”
I like seeing Mar laughing and May goofing around. What a great vibe they have together.
It’s neat to see May and Marigold bonding like this.
NGL, May's dream demon form sounds cool
“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Nacho chips on fire off the end-cap of Aisle Two. I watched E-signs glitter in the dark near the Roll-up Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… soda in drain. Time to quit.”
Best comment today💜
Happy QC Updates An Hour Earlier Day to all my fellow non-US readers!
ears perking up for the real questionable content :D
I actually looked back through this little arc, and it's true: whenever MarDad is looking at May, his eyes are aimed at her face (or in one case, her hand), not her chest.
There's three possibilities: 1. Training. Not all men with adult daughters have been trained this well, but some have. 2. May really isn't his type. 3. He's not the sort to look at someone who one-arm choked them like she did anywhere except the eyes. 4. There are a few guys who just don't look at women like that. But usually they get ignored, and since he clearly found someone, that seems even less likely than if we'd chosen a guy completely at random from the universe.
... aaannd to top it all off, Jeph manages to find a way to include a dick joke ... a Philip K Dick joke, to be precise, but still a dick joke ... impressive
1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000, 1001, 1010, 1100, 1101, 1110, 1111, 10000, 10001, 10010... I'm assuming that their subconscious would be something like machine code, hence using binary instead of hex.
I doubt they're really conscious of all of the ones and zeroes. Sure, they talk like they are, and they're probably conscious of *some* of them. But I feel like a lot of what they experience is perceived at a higher abstraction layer where not just letters and higher bases are possible, but also pictures, sounds, and other not strictly binary media types are available.
Anyone claimed Big Evil Boob Demon as a band name?
Yes. But you can have Evil Big Boob Demon. :)
Did May work in fast food? I can't remember.
She worked at a crappy convenience store
You know you're gonna have to draw the demon version now, right Jeph?
On a t-shirt, with her smiling and saying, "Sorry for choking your dad."
Hold on, May. I need to get ... Comfortable ... while you elaborate
New expression for May in panel 4. It's nice to see.
May HAS been upgraded from scrappy gremlin to evil boob demon.
Dumbing of Age has canonical full on sex comics, just sayin
Absolutely none of us were looking at May's boobs either...
what boobs
I would very much like for a giant blue titty demon with a sword to choke me 🥺👉👈
An interesting description for a blue boob demon.
Someone, probably Momo, will have to point out to May that the only reason she isn't back in Robot Jail is that Mr. Farmer is super-chill, almost Marten levels of chill. She committed a serious, violent crime.
Yeah, that was... unsettling.
PTSD from her job at the convenience store
May didn't make a crude sexual reference about choking Mar's Dad. Is she growing?
JEPH
So, you're drawing this tomorrow, right?
Jeph.
Jeph. Jeph. I'm not trying to tell you how to run your comic or that we need a bonus illo, but, Jeph, we gotta see Oniverse May now.
I hate that even though it’s been decades since I’ve been to college (though I spent all my 20’s in college – long story) I still get dreams where I’m lost in the college of agriculture building which doubles as a legitimate fallout shelter. There’s even like secret bathrooms that I’m sure only I and maybe a handful of students and janitors know about.
In the secret bathrooms, there is what looks like a bathtub full of water, but the bottom's a lot farther down than it looks, and if you swim down and under the one side of the tub, you can get to an underground cave complex. There's some kind of secret society that lives there. I have not managed to work out any of their language yet, but maybe I might get something in a few hundred more dreams. I didn't spend nearly as much time in college, and I spent almost no time in the college of agriculture building. But I've been writing down some of my dreams since I was 7, which helps with my dream recall. I haven't written one down that resembles this much, but it resonates with me something fierce, like a dream I've had but didn't manage to write down.
At which subscription level is May evil boob demon extra content? o.o
I'm still failing to find the uncensored NSFW May//Sven comic that originally motivated me to, umm, patronize Jeph
Does May suffer from PTSD from her time at the convience store?
Considering the recurring nightmares I have about my Barnes & and Noble days, I'd say there's a good chance for anyone who's been behind a register...
We need to see (for science) what a May giant blue titty demon looks like.
How much harder do you want me to May fanboy...
Been fanboying for May for months, now. Only wish I could afford to commission more art.
omg, they dream?! that's super cool.
Imagine if your screensaver was randomly generated based off your browsing history
In the notification I thought it said “coolant throne” and I was like “I’d like one of those for the summer”
Jeph's got Elden Ring I see
I love May more and more. . o O (To be clear, I loved her before she even HAD a body.)
Jeph has a real My Little Pony vibe going here, though. May seems to be improving through The Magic of Friendship™.
at last, the questionable content I've been waiting for
May adds further to the lore of my transition goals
Wonder if AIs could record thier dreams and post them on YouTube? Gotta be some good ones out there.
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