Know Your Goblin
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She's got some serious goblin face going in that last panel. Eyes narrowing like a snake
HAHAHAHA Marigold's face!!
"Nocturnal Dumpster Goblin" needs no explanation
I'm hearing a lot of people complaining about May's choices, and since they're May's choices, I really don't care. She can do what she wants. I'm just waiting for her to start making them different sizes at the same time noticeably enough to get comments
“Your tits are too big.” I’m sorry, could somebody translate this for me? I am unfamiliar with this language.
Don't get me wrong, I like, nay, love boobage, but May's faux mammaries are beyond large. One might even call them gihugeant. Definitely out of proportion. I suppose another useful metric is whether or not I'd be in danger of suffocation. These might kill me (but what a way to go!).
May, you are indeed an AI hottie, but your tits are too big. Ya look like you're going to pitch over on 'em. Reduce 'em by half and they'll still be magnificent.
You clearly aren't comfortable with the implications of 'balance'. Assuming that they're about as dense as the rest of her, she just needs to lean back slightly (like she's doing) and she can balance just fine. That said, they may not be the same density as the rest of her. Considering her apparent slow increase in size (some notice it comic to comic or even panel to panel, but I can only see a difference between segments), it could be that she's inflating them with air or something. If she's using air, they're probably not significantly harder to balance with regardless of how big she makes them. I got an experiment for you. Get a backpack and put it on. Can you balance OK when you stand up while wearing it? K. Now load it up as much as you can comfortably hold and put it back on. Can you still balance OK? K. Now put it on backwards so the weight is on your chest. Is it any harder to balance? For me, I have no difficulty balancing a backpack as heavy as I can lift, and it's easier, not harder, to balance with the backpack on backwards. I've known several women over the years who have prompted some men to question how they can stand upright, and they never understand what the expected difficulty is. Oversized breasts cause problems, but poor balancing while simply standing isn't one of them. (Now, try turning around with that overloaded front pack on, and you'll recognize that turning with large breasts is a very different matter, especially since breasts move a bit more like a liquid weight, meaning when you stop, the pull from their inertia is a bit different than when it's a dry weight.)
Wow. I feel pretty called out rn
Awwww.... Dumpster Goblin. I call my daughter a Chaos Gremlin, just like her mom.
Goblin a lot of ice cream.
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“Don’t make me goblin. You wouldn’t like me when I’m goblin.”
ev'ryday I'm goblin?
"Nocturnal Dumpster Goblin"... I have a new career goal!
Or your next band name.
May pulling back her hand. It's perfectly fine to pet a goblin when they're calm, but goblin handlers know to stay out of bite reach when the mood shifts.
The soccer experience must really be burned into Marigold's brain for her to correct her dad about what grade it happened in.
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Rgrgh!
"Nocturnal dumpster goblin?" I'm feeling a little seen here
Goblin Marigold is the truest form.
I love that you can just tell Greg is hearing a heavenly chorus and seeing a halo around May in panel 4.
Now *that's* a dad. Well done, sir.
I love the dumpster goblin eyes 😹
I hated Brownies so much that I faked passing out
I have never seen that second and third word together in a sentence.
I too am a nocturnal dumpster-goblin.
do not mock the dumpster goblin.
Sure would have been nice to see a ‘we’ in panel 3 from May, I’m sure she means well though.
Don't forget, May is also very much a goblin.
It is totally worth food poising to avoid socker. Playing r watching.
I can completely sympathize with Marigold's being uncomfortable with people showing they care about her.
I LIKE this guy. Paternal love and support, AND brutal honesty, all in the space of just a couple of panels.
"Arright" is one of my favourite Jeph Jacques songs. 😁
Alice Grove eyeball vibes
Her eyes at the end of that comic were quite spooky....
among us...?
way, way too much ice cream. they had to brick up the bathroom after she was done. it's a superfund site now.
“Superfund site” always sounds more to me like something that results in shady political candidates.
I bet it was something like Rocky Road or Neapolitan ice cream that made her sick.
That kind of goblin lives in many of us, Marigold. Don't let it run your life!
omg I just love seeing her with her Dad <3
Too... much.... ice cream? I understand the words, but the sentence makes no sense.
Remember, Marigold is probably lactose intolerant.
One time before a soft ba tournament I got so nervous I ate too much lunch and barfed in the car.
I read that as soft bra tournament at first. Perplexing.
god thats a mood
Yeah.. nocturnal dumpster goblin fits me very close as well... Anyhow! Great comic as usual!
Me too.
I love that goblin face!
Dumpster goblin Marigold is the best Marigold
But she's the best goblin. Probably my favourite goblin.
Yes, but May has to be our favorite blue hobgoblin...
Uh oh! Goblin eyes are appearing. Get out while you're ahead, dad.
Goblin eyes
Goblin eyes... watching me... they see my every move...