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Beeps Is A Narc
February 1, 2022

Beeps Is A Narc

Comments (46)

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JourneymanWizard · February 2, 2022

Huge Points on Sam in panel 2, who just drew a line on a) an adult/authority figure and b) a customer ... in masculine-centric culture-speak, she's swingin' some massive brass balls (anyone want to chime in with an alt expression to above that doesn't sound like a lit/history class? I tried, but tired brain and not hip to the groove. Which former says much about my default wiring. Hmmm.)

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Ursus Ridens · February 2, 2022

I still think that Emmet's nose comes from some other, as yet unidentified comic.

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Brooks Moses · February 2, 2022

It's a Canadian nose.

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Liam Barksdale · February 1, 2022

Depends (chuckle)

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Marc Tabor · February 1, 2022

Emmet needs my rule. If the thought of doing something makes me giggle for more than 30 -45 seconds, it's probably a bad idea.

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David Howe · February 1, 2022

reminds me of this list https://wildboarblog.wordpress.com/random/213-things-skippy-is-no-longer-allowed-to-do-in-the-u-s-army/

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dragonkittyrawr · February 1, 2022

Beeps was trying to make Emmet feel better, what's with the attitude from Sam? Also Beeps had a good point, a point another reader also made, if Emmet continues to act like they did their friend's parents are going to see them as a bad influence. Sam continues to be my least favorite character

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Geminasu · February 1, 2022

Beeps is trying to help but unfortunately it’s actively making the situation worse. Beeps isn’t reading into the reaction Emmet is having and Sam is. Sam is actually trying to end the conversation that is distressing Emmet. If you reread the last couple strips you can tell the Emmet has somewhat of a crush on Sam and is also very much afraid of losing the only friend they’ve made since they’ve moved in.

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Elberik · February 1, 2022

Beeps believes in the broken windows theory of policing.

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Joe · February 2, 2022

is that the one where you break a few windows & then arrest anyone in the vicinity that you don't like the look of??

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Yelling Bird · February 1, 2022

I still want a disembodied robot butt...

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Todd Ellner · February 1, 2022

Snitches get stick welds

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Daniel Blom Paulsen · February 1, 2022

Sam being protective ...! 😭💚

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Drew Basford · February 1, 2022

I SHIP IT

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Lisa · February 1, 2022

I love Sam's protective mode. Although unfortunately based on her skill here and her story from early about meeting Emmett at the unpopular kids table, I worry that she's had to practice it a few times.

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Populuxe · February 1, 2022

I have a feeling I will find many uses for the phrase “Let it go, Beeps.”

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William Cole · February 1, 2022

Forget it, Beeps. This friggin' town.

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Sleepy John · February 1, 2022

A disembodied robot butt is a crime waiting to happen.

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Joseph Bonnar · February 1, 2022

A crime that I am willing to be part of!

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Bill Silvia · February 1, 2022

Beeps is an ideas person. No one ever said they were all good ideas.

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Bruce · February 1, 2022

Sam’s a good ‘un. :)

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Bagge · February 1, 2022

The good news is that Emmett now doesn't have to figure out a way to tell Sam how much they want to hang out (even if some details in the 'why' section could still be elaborated)

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Andrea Andrew · February 1, 2022

I’m sure Sam will figure it out and reciprocate.

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kaitou · February 1, 2022

As long as they don't butt two butts together, that would be considered ass-assination.

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kaitou · February 1, 2022

Sorry. I'll butt out, now.

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SpookyPenguin · February 1, 2022

I take it back, its not her empathy chip it's the damn civic chip circuit gone out of control. wire an override or something.

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J.E. Melton · February 1, 2022

Oh, jeez, Depends for the disembodied butt. Groan.

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Hugh Eckert · February 1, 2022

Beeps stoppit.

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George Bias · February 1, 2022

Beeps needs to chill.

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Obsidian Freeman · February 1, 2022

Aw these comics are so fun im totally in love with all the characters.

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John C. Kirk · February 1, 2022

I think this is the first time that Sam referred to Emmett as “they”, so that pretty much confirms the pronoun (as opposed to Faye defaulting to that because she didn’t want to assume anything).

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Chelsea · February 1, 2022

Sam has consistently been referring to Emmett with they/them pronouns: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4693

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SilverbackRon · February 1, 2022

Beeps means well, she just doesn't know how to turn it off.

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Nicholas Lopez · February 1, 2022

As long as Emmette doesn't cry again everything will be okay

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J.R. Murdock · February 1, 2022

Messing with the bottom....depends LoL. I see what you did there. Depends. LoL

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Peter McDevitt · February 1, 2022

Only if you took it off them.

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That Harper Gal · February 1, 2022

Just whatever you do, don't set the butt on fire.

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Sean Kinlin · February 1, 2022

And be careful of the color - you want to make sure not to press the red butt on.

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Raven Razor · February 1, 2022

<3

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · February 1, 2022

“…boxers or briefs?”

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Captain Button · February 1, 2022

Keep Emmett away from Faye, Brun, and Barry.

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Chris Heg · February 1, 2022

Brun and fire are a bad combination.

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Zig Justice · February 1, 2022

Buttcrimes . o O (Butt hopefully not.)

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Captain Button · February 1, 2022

They are not technically crimes, but the sort of vigorous decisive intervention treatment needed to treat early-stage Butts Disease does have a lot of superficial resemblance to SWAT Team work. (Late-stage Butts Disease is incurable.)

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carmanut · February 1, 2022

PROTECT EMMET

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carmanut · February 1, 2022

AT ALL COSTS