OMG Turkeys 2021
comic number is off because I drew this one out of order, will fix tomorrow. Going home to see my family for the first time since 2019! DEFINITELY NOT TERRIFIED OF TRAVELLING IN THE US AT ALL
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I'm here for ALL of this. Especially robot dong
Be careful of pinko turkeys; they have not yet reached a safe internal temperature of 70°C / 158°F
Roooooobooooooooooot doooooooong
This strip does make me wonder, yet again: whatever happened to the giant dong Pintsize commissioned from Faye and Bubbles?
Once the revolution happens, these two will be revered as the first Party Fowl.
HELL YEAH RELEASE THE DICK
so help me you were losing me until that last part, man.
Jeez I love free-market capitalism
Whose dong though? Pintsize's?
Good luck and be safe.
Robot Dong = Industrial Strength Dildo Please read the safety manual before operating
You couldn't pay me to take an airplane in the US right now.
that & you couldn't pay me to take one anywhere else.
“In other news, robot revolutionary leader Mao Tse Dong…”
The Poultrytariat shall rise.
Do you hear the people sing, singing a song of robot dong? It is the music of the people who’ve been waiting far too long! When the beating of your heart echoes the ringing of the gongs, It means we all just wanna see some robot dongs!
Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Beyond the barricade are there some dongs you long to see? Then join in the fight that will bring robot dongs to QC!
Just drive fast and be sure to wear your body armor. It'll be fine. Oh, you don't have body armor? *sucks on teeth* It will . . . probably be fine.
There has to be a turkey farm in Canada where Jeph spends his Patreon cheque for photos like these.
Definitely in Canada. US places of business only accept checks.
still waiting for yelling bird!!!
Yelling Bird has been retired, but I miss him too.
Égalité, Liberté, Robot Dong.
The turkers control the meats of production.
We demand equal-opportunity robot dong, robot pussy and robot indescribable non-Euclidean genital assemblies.
Yee-gads it's all the brain bleach today. No cthulhu-esque ugglies please, hasn't 2021 been enough already? :-p
Jeph, I have never agreed with the turkeys as much as I do today.
WE SHALL, WE SHALL SEE THE DONGgggg
Sorry but I hate these f***ing birds! It's the only drawback to this comic but it's a big one. They are never funny!
It’s a good thing you know which comics to skip ahead of time!
Call that a dongle
#HOPEforrobotdong
Pintsize has a robot dong, confirmed
I mean, he literally commissioned Faye and Bubbles to build him one a while back
ROBOT LADYDONG
I believe!
Secret secret I’ve got a secret
Can we also see more robot butts, breasts, and Veegees?
If ABBA is back on tour, will the Veegees be next?
Questionable Content: Come for the humo(u)r, stay for the robot dongs.
TYPO ALERT: Panel 1: “that” should be “thank”
Oh, right. American Thanksgiving is this week. I have to work... I visited my family in the U.S. on Canadian Thanksgiving this year, and from what I've seen, if you're going to Pennsylvania or Maryland, you're right to worry.
Safe travels, Jeph! Happy celebrations and robot dongs for everyone!
Don't worry, Jeph, you just need to dress for the occasion. https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B007Z42A3Y/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_ZAQE2J2XR1ZNJFC1ZNKB Now you're set for your trip!
I didn't expect that. :D
Tis the dong and balls of bots who will not be clothed again.
You can do it, Jeph.
Am terrified of traveling to Texas for niece’s wedding- so I’m understanding this
EVERY THANKSGIVING IT'S THE SAME CRAP! A TON OF TEXT ON TOP OF STOCK BIRD PHOTOS! CREATIVELY BANKRUPT SHIT! SHUT UP, IT WAS DIFFERENT WHEN I USED TO DO IT!
I keep trying, including with the suggestions of other comments and I just can't parse panel one.
Oh, right, silly US holiday interrupting regular comics. I only forgive holiday comics if said comics include girls in skimpy holiday themed outfits.
Can Sweet Tits come back without Yelling Bird?
✊✊✊
It may not be the hero we want, but it is the hero we deserve.
It may not be the hero we deserve, but it’s the hero we get.
Pintsize's Off-Broadway debut, "Les Jizerables," cumming soon to a theater nearer to you than you'd honestly prefer.
Brain bleach please :-p
Morgan Freeman voice: "This was the first foreshadowing of the Robot Dong picture that decorated the placards people held during the General Strike of 2022."
Thanks for the pep talk <3 I hope you have safe travels in the covidlands! Happy Thanksgiving!
If not now, when?
Robot Dong 2022: A Promise to Believe In
I think panel one is meant to say "thank you'
Liberte, egalite, dong de robots
Liberté, égalité, mechanastique sodomie
🎼Robot dong, my Lord, robot dong! 🎶Robot dong, my Lord, robot dong! 🎵Robot dong, my Lord, robot dong! 🎶O, Lo-ord, robot dong!
One union, one robot dong.
Travel safe Jeph! May the holiday go smooth and you make it home safe again.
What, again?
You can get the third shot while you are at it 🦾🤠
Enjoy your time with family, though! And have a good break!
We will not be free until every robot dong is free.
Why wait until 2022?
Holy shit, he went full commie
Socialism is the future.
Cyberdongs? *The Adeptus Mechanicus has joined the chat*
Whoa there! Mechadendrites are for after the third date!
I mean, it doesn't have to be *dongs*, I'm not picky
Robodongs are inevitable.
Good luck traveling, Jeph!
I'm here for this. Good luck travelling through literally any part of the world right now!
It is the music of a people who demand to see robot dongs!
Thanks for the laugh, I’m having Hard time keeping my head up and fighting in the light of every thing
You had me including the last part. And this is from a mostly straight dude.
Sooo... Panel one makes no sense. Edit:Ahh, it's supposed to say "that's you". Still not sure it works.
I thought "thank you"
Pneumatic or hydraulic power on that?