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This is a definitive apex. The realization of possible chaos. I love QC
I thought about how robots don't have toenails for like a day after seeing this comic.
We demand a crafting with pint size comic so he can teach us to construct a fuckjug
Too much time in this webcomic had me pondering: How does one measure for a "fuckjug"? (Potterymaster) "Okay bucko, drop 'em and give me a tumescence stiffy?" "How many holes do you want on the jug?" "No,... I will not help you get it up."
So you're telling me that "fuckjugs" really are a thing?
I’m sure they existed in many forms. I remember in high school how this kid’s brother would tell those sitting in the back of the school bus how the kid would masterbate using one of those pink Avon shampoo bottles that had semicircular ridges, “like it was a huge condom” the brother would joke. This was years before the fleshlight. I remember a year later the bus came up to their trailer home and found out that kid killed his parents and older brother. Moral: do not tease how teens get off on their own.
*cough*pearl necklace*cough*
I keep forgetting that Pintsize isn't that geometric teddy bear shape anymore
Puts me in mind of the goblin pots in Pratchett's Snuff.
yeah that was my first thought too
Union Robotics will now have a sale on installing robot toenails.
you're assuming that it's for Pintsize's own toenail clippings.
A ********* REFERENCE IN 2021 IN MY GOOD WHOLESOME WEBCOMICS?! (yessssssss)
QC? "Wholesome"?
Faye shouldn’t judge. I know some monsters from my childhood who considered toenail clippings to be worth a fortune.
Nice reference, I have not thought of that show in such a long time.
Claire, fire up the live stream before trimming the toes. Make that extra $$$.
I can't remember if she ever went through with consulting Veronica about a side career in foot-fetish videos. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4093
Pintsize is a goblin, goblins follow unggue, it's absolutely natural that he'd make a Toenail pot.
I love your name.
Woop woop
fuckjug.com isn't taken. you're welcome, random weird person with a business idea.
if .jug existed Jeph would totally register fuck.jug
He did have that update for thumbs in his old body, so toenails aren't that much of a stretch
Does even pintsize have toenails?
Why would he need to collect own toenails?
A very wise statement about pottery and vacuum pressure
😂😅🤣😂
Ahhh, that brought Claire a bit more back to herself!
Impressive Pintsize,... Most impressive. 1. Why toenail clippings? I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop on Pintsize's behavior. I think he commented once on being there more for Martins's sake than anything else, and now that Martin seems to be OK, he may move on,... Maybe move in with someone like Melon (Shudder).
Oh man, I now want that to happen. A melon/pintsize alliance will bring the city to its knees.
Well he is right about the need for a second hole
That’s why humans have more than one?
Well done pintsize, you resisted the obvious ‘pair of jugs’ joke. Keep ‘em on their toes.
Toenails, as it were
Scar?
I love his pearl necklace!
That's some remarkably expressive body language from Pintsize, considering he didn't even have a bendable neck or and torso flexibility until what, a few days ago?
Eh. Bodylanguage.ext. Quick download.
But he is wearing a pearl necklace….
Called it! Well kind of. Was right that is was just a pottery class.
FTW
The fact that pintsize wouldn't generate toenails so they'd have to be donated or discarded in said pot is hilarious. From a magical hex aspect it seems kind of scary. At least I'm pretty sure nobody can recover DNA from toenails.
Stolen clippings
Well, at least we know Claire's feeling better.
Yep, very happy to see this. The issue will of course come up again, but at least she's back into jokes for now.
"SURPRISINGLY TASTEFUL GLAZE" IS THE TOP COMMENT ON MY GRINDR ACCOUNT!
Where have you been?! I've been worried sick!
Pintsize has made his first ungue pot, he's well on his way to proper goblin.
Just ice?
This is the funniest strip in quite a while, A++++
Do AIs HAVE toenails?
He didn't say the jug was for HIS toenail clippings, just toenail clippings.
The hole is so small though?? That's such a pain?? Why wouldn't you make it like a bowl or something
Resistant to spillage, and contains the toenail clippings without the unsightly visual of a bowl of toenail clippings.
and for the next hour, all pledges have an anonymous triple match
Do AIs need to clip their toenails?
I like his necklace
Like, I KNOW you're right about the fuckjug thing because physics and vacuums, but I still have questions about how YOU knew about the fuckjug thing
Considering he doesn't HAVE toenails himself... I wonder what disturbing reason he has for collecting them... I cannot wait ti see!!
We have never seen the collection. But we know it includes Hannelore's toenails: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=730
Pintsize is collecting toenails for some evil, nefarious purpose. I mean, this IS pintsize, after all.
Dora's place was previously rented to Warlocks. If I lived in the QCverse I'd be very careful when disposing of toenail clippings and hair.
Same energy https://youtu.be/JKi85QNr7zo
I very much regret clicking that YouTube link. I’m going to need an adult.
It's like when you throw playing cards into a hat, except you have to clip your toenails into the jug. It's all about the arc.
Thanks, now I have an earworm of the great milenko.... GREAT miLENko HA HA HAHA HA GREAT miLENko HUEHUEHUEHUE HAHAHAHA
Claire seems to have recovered quickly. I guess the cake helped
Cake always helps!
Claire you wonderful, if not strange, yet pure human.
Well this fine robot will have no shortage of keratin for when they want to make an insect exoskeleton, I suppose.
He can name it The Fightin’ Chitin!
Claire supporting Pintsize is so good
I learned something today. I also like how pintsize remains a chaos goblin.
Oh right I totally forgot Pintsize got a new body!
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