FBSEALH

I just want to congratulate Jeph on drawing the monolith with the proper 1:4:9 proportions, or at least a reasonable approximation. I read and re-read 2001 and 2010 so many times as a kid. Love this reference.

I hope this is never explained

I like my coffee like I like my slabs: bold, black, and mmm-mmm-Mmmm!

you don't want the Black Slab to tip 50% though. The latte will slide off.

It came all the way from Europa for a cup of coffee.

Floating Black Slab Emitting a Lavender Halo is going to be pissed off when the orders get mixed up.

Love the wave indicating motion.

I heard slab tipping was pretty popular - now I know why...

Those vanishing points seem odd to me...

gotta tip good when someone FINALLY gets your order

first day on the job and Claire's already rackin up the cash for the ol CoD. well done.

Lil' Monolith knows that the best way to promote humanity's evolution is to tip generously.

Hypothesis: this is actually Yaaay's true form

I don't know what Hannelore complain about. It's their most hygienic customer yet.

So, it's a Shame Orb's younger cousin, Slab of Slight Confusion. I wonder what their whole family tree looks like.

Ok but why do they qualify it as "the black slab emitting a low hum?" Are there other colored slabs? Slabs that emit other sounds?

Give it to us straight, Jeph. One month from now they'll be in a non-binary relationship with Pintsize. We know where you're headed.

Did Hanners summon the FBSEALH by drawing it on the 'Be Nice To A Robot Today' flyer?

the MMMMMMM is satisfaction.

Is this the first time we've seen the actual price for good advice, and it's of course?

Also easiest character to write dialog for

I like how claire thought to perch it on top of the monolith!

Did it just teleport cash into the till or did it do an wireless thing? One would be odd, the other would terrify even Yay.

The next candidate for "easiest character to draw" is "Invisible NB Pansexual" who is really self conscious about it so they proactively warn people out loud when they're nearby.

In the year 2525 if Jeph is still alive, if AI can survive, they may fiiiiiind, everyone is a floating slab. The end.

Also sprach Zarathustra, just sayin'

MMMMM, it’s like “Ook” but for black slabs instead of Orangutan librarians

so, is this the first QC character to have an actual action figure? https://www.amazon.com/Toynk-Science-Fiction-Collectible-Monolith/dp/B01MEETRTD

OOOoooooOOOOoooo! I AM THE GHOST OF YELLING BIRD!

I appreciate that the floating black slab appears to be proportioned as 1:4:9, as is proper for floating black slabs. An easy detail to mess up!

Slabbie is my new favorite character

So... who was the PREVIOUS easiest character to draw?

Maybe the hum is just the only part of Slab's communications that human ears can percieve?

Love how Dora gets to what's important - Floating Black Slab emitting a low hum that tips well.

I have a new favorite character

Very good tipper.

This is Yay's dad

Now I wanna see Hanner's speardsheet *(spreadsheet)

Shaped like that, of course it will tip well.

This was an odd diversion

Is he trying to impress his boss, like Gordon?

Um, what exactly will they be doing with their latte?

Claire is the cutest and must be protected at all cost

Jeph entered his cubist phase in 2021, comic historians later note.

Further evidence of sentience: recognition of human social norms.

Jeph.

All hail Slab, new star character of the comic! 🙇‍♂️

Lol what even is going on

Comic title is FBSEALM?