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Hum Is My Favorite Band
October 25, 2021

Hum Is My Favorite Band

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Comments (75)

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Benzy · October 26, 2021

Hum is a great band, but I have a strong personal connection to Matt Talbot's other band, Centaur! In Streams is an absolutely brilliant album. ❤️❤️❤️

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Wild Card · October 26, 2021

Wouldn't making it tea to smell be more appropriate when you don't know what else to serve an android?

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David Howe · October 25, 2021

Well, better latte than never....

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Ursus Ridens · October 26, 2021

Yer grounded 'til Sunday for that, Howe.

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Sparky · October 25, 2021

Hmm

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Daryl Sawyer · October 25, 2021

They should contact Roko or Elliot. One of them could contact Yay Newfriend, who could come by and say, "knock it off, Dave."

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Mel · October 29, 2021

What if the slab is just Yay messing with folks?

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Alex · October 25, 2021

Love the confused-but-trying-to-be-supportive vibe in the third panel.

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Jax · October 25, 2021

I'm shipping Slabbie and Pintsize. They'll make a cute couple.

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Phil Crawford · October 25, 2021

slize? pintabbie? slabsize? stabby?

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Nicholas A Wagner · October 25, 2021

Try prime numbers

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Kyle · October 25, 2021

Not gonna lie, if I lived in the sort of world where artificial consciousness was accidental and poorly understood, I'd be nervous about a lot of things, not just floating slabs. Edit: Oh, wait, duh. It's not a drone, it's sitting on the back of an invisible ostrich that's playing a prank on them.

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Jeanine Laukaitis · October 25, 2021

It likes robins, too.

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Randall Norman Pick · October 25, 2021

Honestly I never thought the question of what is personhood could be handled in very funny but still deep way before hitting Questionable Content.

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Matt Pedone · October 25, 2021

"We found it later, out back counting stars."

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I am the captian now · October 25, 2021

Praise be to the Slab!

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Leugi · October 25, 2021

After seeing Komi can't Communicate, I totally see this just as social anxiety ngl.

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Nancie · October 25, 2021

I’m kind of surprised they aren’t using they/them pronouns.

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Nicolas Demers · October 25, 2021

Oh yeah, good catch. I guess because they're not sure if the slab is sapient?

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Stephen Wells · October 25, 2021

In a disastrous twist, it turns out that Hovering Hum Slab is lactose-intolerant.

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Ralf Achenbach · October 25, 2021

Countercyclical SciFi Movie Mash Ups for the win. Everybody and his dog is doing Dune but Jeph does 2001. The troll game is going strong

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Chris Crowther · October 25, 2021

Can't help but think Yay might be very useful right now.

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Bagge · October 25, 2021

It's probably within Yay's nearly limitless capabilities to be useful in this situation. I see no reason to expect Yay to actually be useful

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Leak · October 25, 2021

It's probably just some fancy casemodded PC that got upgraded to Windows 11 without meeting the requirements, and now it's hung in a boot loop - with the fans running at full tilt, hence the hovering and humming...

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Sammitch · October 25, 2021

I wonder if it knows Shame Orb...

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Armin · October 25, 2021

Whatever floats your brick, I'm not judging.

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Nicholas A Wagner · October 25, 2021

"Oh my god, it's full of stars"

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Professor Harmless · October 25, 2021

"Oh my god, it's full of caffeine."

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Bagge · October 25, 2021

Just get it some tea to sniff

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Maripier · October 25, 2021

It's there for the "be kind to a robot" day, it just needs a little loving ♡

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Bagge · October 25, 2021

Or piggyback riding

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B.G. Paulus · October 25, 2021

Perhaps it's simply forgotten the lyrics to the Philip Glass / Paul Simon song, "Changing Opinion" Gradually / We became aware / Of a hum in the room / An electrical hum in the room / It went mmmmmm

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Rie · October 25, 2021

Also since no one else has made the joke: Maybe the slab missed the train to mars?

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Rie · October 25, 2021

Hum is fuckin great. I got to see them at Slims in SF and it was a fantastic show.

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Kinda Squirrely · October 25, 2021

Results inconclusive

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Sleepy John · October 25, 2021

Dora walks in, "Hey, when did we get a new sign outside?"

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Leak · October 25, 2021

"That's our newest employee." "How are they performing?" "Ho hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."

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Matt Grayson · October 25, 2021

Just DON’T give it Assam!

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Chris Olstrom · October 25, 2021

Or… do. For science.

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Will Weaver · October 25, 2021

Maybe this is the AI that brought about the QC technological singularity.

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Mooster · October 25, 2021

Shouldn't she be making them a tea?

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Dkrewe · October 25, 2021

Make it tea, not a latte!

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Darnel D Cooper · October 25, 2021

I'm thinking they need a bot to talk to it.

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Mad Marie · October 25, 2021

I bet they’re a bot to try that

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Duncan · October 25, 2021

Better safe than soya

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Possibly · October 25, 2021

I know its other places but looks like a Monol from Monster Rancher

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Captain Button · October 25, 2021

“Then Clairennalore waited, marshaling their thoughts and brooding over their still untested powers. For though they were master of the world, they were not quite sure what to do next. But they would think of something.”

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Philip Kizer · October 25, 2021

Given the strong preferences of the other sentient robotic denizens, I'd suggest a lovely tea instead

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Mad Marie · October 25, 2021

Oh goodness…how many weeks in our time is 54 minutes of qc time?!

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Brooks Moses · October 25, 2021

it depends how interesting they are. There are lots of 54-minute spans that happen between comics, even! Dozens of them!

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Captain Button · October 25, 2021

SEELE 06 SOUND ONLY

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Michael Boettger · October 25, 2021

Could be a odd bit of E-C tech. Have theg tried ordering pizza?

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Andrew · October 25, 2021

Maybe it’s looking for a job as a grinder, but posted on grindr by mistake.

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Mad Marie · October 25, 2021

Jeph, does Hum play slabstep music?

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Aleeza Brown · October 25, 2021

They should get Emily to help!

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Mad Marie · October 25, 2021

Ask not for whom the slab hums.

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Mad Marie · October 25, 2021

Better latte than never.

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ERRORCODE616 · October 25, 2021

You’ve normalized sentient robotic life in the QC universe. And now we have a clipart monolith in town. Is this the harbinger to an invasion? Has the apocalypse come?

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Hank Heyming · October 25, 2021

This took an odd turn...

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Ian Wolfe · October 25, 2021

Wait, it's a blank slate just like the blackboard. Maybe they should try writing to it on the board and see if that instigates a response.

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chili sunrise · October 25, 2021

I hope this is Internet Jerry

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David Durant · October 25, 2021

Man, deep fan lore. I mean it could easily be Gary but we'll never likely know...

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Dean Reilly · October 25, 2021

It's probably just a bug. Try reloading from a previous save.

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TwoRavens · October 25, 2021

I'm gonna hazard a guess that this is somehow Emily's fault.

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Temba His Arms Wide · October 25, 2021

I could see that. Or another random thing Hanners Father sent her with no explanation.

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Ted Van Roekel · October 25, 2021

Probably escaped from the same lab as the invisible emu...

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Max Kaehn · October 25, 2021

It does seem to establish antigravity technology in the QC universe. Since this is AFAIK the first time we've seen that, I suspect it's a prototype. It should be interesting once Yay wanders in...

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BobC · October 25, 2021

I'd bet the hum is fans pulling air in the top and blowing it out the bottom. Until I see the slab and Pintsize in the same room at the same time, I'm thinking we know who's in there...

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Posted4You · October 25, 2021

Time to call in Yay.

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Leak · October 25, 2021

Yay Hover?

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Edward Clayton Andrews · October 25, 2021

If it starts rattling, at least we know it likes U2...?

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Miyaa · October 25, 2021

This is why you should never take your sentient Xbox One anywhere.

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Celine Chamberlin · October 25, 2021

Maybe they're just a big fan of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies?

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Ross · October 25, 2021

Maybe both?

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EnterTheHero · October 25, 2021

Let me get my microwave, it might understand that.