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August 11, 2021

Confessional

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Comments (51)

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Darnel D Cooper · August 11, 2021

Is there a list for patrons to sign up for "special stories" in the QC universe? Someone willing to pay to see Aurelia as a Couger in a college town is mildly curious and willing to spend more,..... Other special stories I would *ahem* WE would pay extra for is a snapshot of Bubbles and her military unit in full gear, or May in a flight simulator,.... (My fantasies are boring.)

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Sam Bak (they/them) · August 11, 2021

I love how the bit of Yay's hair that sticks up changes direction.

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David Howe · August 11, 2021

its part of the dog detection suite.

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Bagge · August 11, 2021

Cosmo is like "excuse me, I'm right here being cute right now"

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David Howe · August 11, 2021

it's pronounced "wuf" :D

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Jessi Lloyd · August 11, 2021

Very not cool of Yay to tell Aurelia about Clinton's new relationship behind his back. How do they know they aren't outing him?!

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jimbo · August 11, 2021

I believe that ship already sailed when Elliot was at the house last time for dinner and the subsequent bedroom makeouts. Mom was already cognizant

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Kuragari · August 11, 2021

Aww I love Yay and want to hug them.

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Finvaara · August 11, 2021

I'm conflicted. I feel like this is the right amount of honesty, but also like this is too much honesty, and I'm not sure how to resolve this. Brain, stop being weird.

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Alan Wiggs · August 11, 2021

I seriously thought Yay was going to straight up break into that house to give Cosmo pets

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William Cole · August 11, 2021

That option was probably on the table as well.

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Carl Fink · August 11, 2021

I'm way too analytical. Notice how in this strip, Aurelia and Yay have exactly the same face shape? Long ears, pointy chin, pointy snub nose? Jeph is too good an artist to do that by accident.

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Julie Chan · August 11, 2021

Nope, most of his characters have the same face.

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Sleepy John · August 11, 2021

Yay is trying so hard to be good.

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Mad Marie · August 11, 2021

I wonder if Roko blushes every time she randomly encounters avocado toast in someone’s instagram. (Thank goodness there’s no covid lockdown in the QCverse…all of the social media traffic regarding sourdough starters in 2020 would have been overwhelming!)

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Carin Maja Brooks · August 11, 2021

I need to get back in to making and caring for a starter again. I did name mine after the QC starter because that is a beautiful pun

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Jeff Gedney · August 11, 2021

Clinton's mom is getting plenty on her own. not sure if she'd want more ship than friendship from Yay, or if Yay would even want anything more than friendship, either. they seem quite ace.

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SilverbackRon · August 11, 2021

Yes! Ace is a good way to describe my thoughts on Yay. I could be wrong (only Jeph knows for sure), but I do predict Yay taking a strong liking toward Aurelia and they consider Clinton's' mom more like their gateway toward truly understand the human race. That would be a fun plot line. Yay: "Tell us about (XYZ), we are curious" Aurelia: "Sure, let me fire up my bong first"

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Ruth (The Horned Witch) · August 11, 2021

Anyone else shipping these two? I dunno i feel like if Yay ever wanted a romantic partner, the super chill fun mom/milf would be a good choice.

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SilverbackRon · August 11, 2021

Honestly no. These two are both very interesting characters in their own right. I think they can each find partners if they ever wanted to (and we know Aurelia does have an active sex life). Yay? I would really enjoy some ship with them on it, but this relationship seems more maternal in nature to me.

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Auros Harman · August 11, 2021

If anyone here has not read "Cat Pictures, Please", go do so, immediately. http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/kritzer_01_15/ You're welcome.

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SilverbackRon · August 11, 2021

Ok, I normally don't click links like this but today I did. First off, this is a short story (no pet pics included). "This story is 3429 words long." However, it is about an AI with a cat picture obsession. And it is both hilarious and thought provoking. If you like short story format about an AI reflecting on themself and the humans around them, I will give it an upvote.

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William Cole · August 11, 2021

It's the final confession that hurts them the most.

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AstralAegis · August 11, 2021

I love spookybot

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Derek Hassell · August 11, 2021

I am so here for vulnerable Yay.

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Yelling Bird · August 11, 2021

PLENTY OF CUTE COSMO PICS ON MY NETWORK! IF BY 'CUTE' YOU MEAN DISTURBING AND BY 'COSMO' YOU MEAN MY ANUS!

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 11, 2021

Your black hole as it were....

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Onyx · August 11, 2021

Oh my gosh lol

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Miyaa · August 11, 2021

Yay should just open a pet sanctuary.

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Dean Reilly · August 11, 2021

It's a good thing that Aurelia already knows about Clinton and Elliot, or this could have become a very awkward conversation. More so, I mean.

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jonesnori · August 11, 2021

I was thinking the same, yeah.

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fluffy · August 11, 2021

For a globe-spanning hive mind, Yay sure seems lonely.

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Brooks Moses · August 11, 2021

And 1-2 strips away from being adopted by Aurelia, it looks like.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · August 11, 2021

Fair, Yay.

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Darnel D Cooper · August 11, 2021

(I continue to chuckle) Yay is having it rough with the right person....

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Michael Boettger · August 11, 2021

She is also a bit thankful her streaming content is of apparently no interest to them.

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Elberik · August 11, 2021

Yay would probably die if they smell the inside of Cosmo's ears.

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Tamara Macadam · August 11, 2021

the problem with being all-powerful is that you lack all knowledge of personal boundaries

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Todd Ellner · August 11, 2021

Especially since you lack boundaries to your person

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SpookyPenguin · August 11, 2021

soooo...the cat memes were not enough eh

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Spoogle McGee · August 11, 2021

It's not about the having, it's about the TAKING!

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Jas Parks · August 11, 2021

Incredible! Innocence trumps invincibilty

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 11, 2021

HONESTY trumps invincibility. :)

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Elberik · August 11, 2021

So this means Yay is mega thirsty for all the nearly identical photos of Cosmo that she decided were not good enough for Instagram.

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Nicolas Demers · August 11, 2021

Outtakes is where your (and your pet's) personality really shines!

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Michael Boettger · August 11, 2021

Okay, that little revelation set Aurelia back juuust a bit.

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Ted Van Roekel · August 11, 2021

Heh, Pintsize has all the porn and Yay has all the dog pictures.

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Ginger Ayers · August 11, 2021

The duality of robotkind

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runrin · August 11, 2021

ship ship ship ship ship ship ship

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Slashplane · August 11, 2021

So how many nodes spend 24/7 just downloading pet photos?

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Alex Kosnett · August 11, 2021

I mean they’re right that it’s not the same as actually being with a dog, but they’re also a dog owner and probably tending to their pups presently!