The Unexpected
Chill????
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Next panel, Aurelia is telling them the wifi password.
moo'd...
And now half a dozen Yaynodes are reviewing all of MommyMilker420's archives
Yay is not accustomed to being laughed at.
I like that Aurelia knows her career is shocking… which implies she KNEW she was dropping a bomb on Clinton, and did it anyway. 💀
Honestly, she knows her kids. Trying to break it gently would just have given him anxiety. Come to think of it "it is okay to be different" was probably a huge chunk of her parenting effort for years
she's being very nice to yay, at two in the morning, when she doesn't even know her, I wish more people were like this - it would show the better side of human nature.. thanks jeph..
At first it read like a warning from an old cyberpunk novel: "I've got a custom Black Ice that will fry your brain in a couple of milliseconds!", but then I understood that she only meant her unusual hobby. I wonder if Yay would read it as a threat/challenge?
Which unusual hobby? Do you really think livestreaming as a anthropomorphic cow is as far as Aurelia goes?
BTW, very smooth way of letting us know how old she was in the last strip!
<3 Also, she is 2 years older than I, so I want her as a friend now.
Don't throw her into that briar patch.
Br'er Fox! That takes me back!
Oh no, not espionage.
and thus a new milkmaid was borne
milktheyd
I LIVE FOR THE DAY THAT SOMEBODY HACKS MY INTERNET! I NEVER DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY AND THAT'S FUCKING INTENTIONAL!
Never change Yelling Bird. Never change.
"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear." Aurelia feels she has nothing to hide. Her kids might feel differently, but too late.
Funnily, my mind went to https://xkcd.com/341/ In my head cannon, Aurelia is QC's version of XKCD's Mrs. Roberts - the cookie baking mom who is the 2nd greatest hacker of her time. Among the kids though, it seems like Claire maps to Bobby and Clinton maps to Elaine.
Aurelia is chill, because she knows that if Yaay (or any other AI) tries to get into her network, she will probably have them trapped. Clinton is a John Elilcott-Chatham fanboy, but probably learned his own chops somewhere else, and is, actually, the greatest hacker of their time. Claire is just not as much into computers.
Probably premature, but... New ship?
Oh yeah.
Chill? Of course she has chill! What is she, 49? 53? She's GenX like me, baby. We turned "whatever" into an emotion (to quote corrbette, one of my favorite TikTokers).
Totally! ;)
Just when I think I can't get any more sucked in to the QC world......
I fail to see how Yay does not know of MommyMilkers420
LOL- TBF, why would she? MommyMilkers420, though quadrupley blessed; is just another avatar in a sea of probably a few million other avatars.
Her laugh startled yays hair curl to straighten
My love for Aurelia grows daily.
Um... didn't Yay - just a few hours ago - sift through the ENTIRE net in order to better understand copulation? I think Aurelia has an impedance mismatch here. (Try to tell a therapist a dream you find so disturbing that you almost can't bring yourself to think about it. They will, in turn, try not to snicker.)
I managed to shock my therapist a couple times. It might have been the deadpan delivery.
Mildly unsettled Yay is the best Yay
I am crushing on Aurelia so hard.
LOL Do it Yay,... PEEK.
That would have been a learning experience...
In an alternate timeline containing a Yay with less self control, they get home having discovered four new fetishes they don't have.
One for each teat.
Taking bets on whether Aurelia gets Yay to go on her stream.
No, but having an omnipotent AI be the kind of moderator that really wrecks trolls, I’d be down for.
Well, *somebody* in the family has to have chill! The kids sure as hell don't 😅
Well, Claire displays levels of chill, sometimes undone where job searches are involved. And I see Clinton moving in that direction as a result of his relationship with Elliot.
I have a normie friend who will send me cutesy furry porn as a joke. And I always responds with something like "if you wanna play the porn game, I will glass your planet in the name of the Emperor"
@thefinaldegree Nah- they know I'm a furry. Their interest in furry stuff doesn't go beyond rule34 of characters like Renamon or Loona. They avoid (or simply aren't aware) of the more hardcore stuff.
Yay has learned suprise, morbid curiosity and may soon learn don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Mom powers are scary.
they are perfect for each other...
Great. Now I ship it.
Aurelia has Yay venturing into new, strange, and likely a bit disturbing waters. Yay's shocked look is pretty spot on.
I mean, SOMEONE has to have some chill somewhere.
Aurelia has all the chill her offspring lack.
"Ha ha! We've hacked into their internet... WHAT THE ACTUAL..."
Yay is probably regretting their decision to sit on that particular porch
God damn Aurelia. I’m going to need to change my pants.
Yay probably could survive bleaching their eyes Edit:pronoun correction
*their. Yay uses they/them pronouns