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Ingratiation
July 29, 2021

Ingratiation

Cosmo is inevitable

Comments (91)

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John · August 1, 2021

I think most of you all are too young to get the "Take me to your leader" sci-fi reference. There's a plot twist in the offing somewhere way down the line... or maybe sooner.

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Mark · July 30, 2021

I misread the subtitle as 'Streamers keep wired hours".

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Wild Card · July 30, 2021

Yay's reaction does not surprise me at all

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Mooster · July 30, 2021

Yes. Neither does Roko's. Lol

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Matt Grayson · July 29, 2021

“A quick survey of the internet shows that your mom is currently streaming. Let’s go!”

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Chris Warren · July 29, 2021

I'm still holding out for Aurelia and Elliot to pair up.

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Nicolas Demers · July 30, 2021

Nnnnnnno. No, let's not wish for that

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John C. Kirk · July 29, 2021

Lots of comments about Yay meeting Aurelia, but no interest in a Christopher/Mommy Milker crossover? #cowmode

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Matt Grayson · July 29, 2021

To quote Renee, “Cursed phrase!”

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Matt Grayson · July 29, 2021

BTW, you’ll notice that Yay has expressed no interest in recharging. Just sayin’.

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OhhCrapGuy · July 29, 2021

They probably have a RTG or something, or maybe they just aren't worried about it because they're remotely connected rather than running on local hardware.

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Sam Bak (they/them) · July 29, 2021

Yes! Always more Cosmo!

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Matt Grayson · July 29, 2021

Given Yay’s dog sensing suite, I doubt they lost a dog. OTOH, that may be WHY they have a dog sensing suite.

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Peter Lewerin · July 29, 2021

Roko: "I try my best to be reasonable and accountable and to show respect for other people's time and feelings. And these jerks and yahoos keep leaving me in the dust."

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Bagge · July 29, 2021

Clinton gets the Yay stamp of aproval

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Clifton Royston · July 29, 2021

Oh no, is Cosmo a runaway from the Spookybot household?

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Andrew L Butula · July 29, 2021

I doubt it. Given their resources they could probably track every Borzoi on the planet if they wanted to, much less their own dogs. I also doubt that Spookybot Central is local. Not sure why though.

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Miranda E. O. Wilde · July 29, 2021

Streamers do keep weird hours.

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OldGoat · July 29, 2021

Spookybot appeared out of nowhere. Cosmo appeared out of nowhere. Spookybot/Yay is fond of extreme pointyface dogs. Cosmo is an extreme pointyface dog. I suspected a connection as soon as Cosmo appeared on the scene.

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Todd Ellner · July 29, 2021

If Yay tries to take Cosmo there will be tears. Robot tears.

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Granite · July 29, 2021

Did Yay misplace a furry friend?

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Absentia · July 29, 2021

Yay continues to be my favorite character.

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Law the Fox · July 29, 2021

Yay is, like, literally my entire soul.

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JPGer · July 29, 2021

hope yay just wants to see it, good chance its gonna be their lost dog......

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Todd Ellner · July 29, 2021

Cosmo is Aurelia's dog. I will not accept any other reality.

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Duncan · July 29, 2021

I read 'Um, it's like ZAM'. Never heard that onomatopoeia before!

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Lucas Werkmeister · July 29, 2021

zam sounds like a fantastic enby name tbh

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Ian Wolfe · July 29, 2021

Yeeeeah, no, I gotta side with Yay on this one. Borzoi are literally the greatest non-corgi things on the planet.

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Todd Ellner · July 29, 2021

I fear you are incorrect. German Shepherd/Collie mixes are the greatest non-corgi things on the planet

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Populuxe · July 29, 2021

I was just marveling at the transition of Yay from malevolent, shadowy, nearly omnipotent threat to cuddly pet-loving wacky neighbor, and I realized it happened when they were given a name. Just like a stray animal, once you name them, you fall in love with them.

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Daniel S · July 29, 2021

Oh shit that's gonna get interesting.

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Yelling Bird · July 29, 2021

WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!

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Joseph Bonnar · July 29, 2021

Roko is in full "I don't BELIEVE this" mode.

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Anna Phylaxis · July 29, 2021

I love that Elliot knew *exactly* what button to push

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kupo · July 29, 2021

Is it just me or does this whole story arc feel like dominos falling into place?

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Kuragari · July 29, 2021

I love this arc. LOL

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Andrew · July 29, 2021

ALL YOUR PETS ARE BELONG TO US

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Trip Space-Parasite · July 29, 2021

SOMEONE SET US UP THE BORZOI

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Justin Seifert · July 29, 2021

I am going to call it. "Cosmo" was their dog before.

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Nancy Boutwell · July 29, 2021

😲

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Nicolas Demers · July 29, 2021

The vastness of your being is obsessed with kittehs and doggos

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Miyaa · July 29, 2021

Next week is going to be an absolute train wreck.

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kk · July 29, 2021

I want my butt rubbed for free

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NinjaZaku · July 29, 2021

Clinton no don't do this you WILL walk in on a hookup.

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Pete Hanson · July 29, 2021

Lately, I've been getting the impression that Jeph is trying to save on inkjet supplies, what with all the faded colors indicating that it's dark out.

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Nancy Boutwell · July 29, 2021

isn't it the power outage that has inspired?

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Alex Borders · July 29, 2021

"It's like, 2am!" "My mom's probably still awake." Dude. I cannot stress this enough, CALL FIRST! There is almost no circumstances where showing up unannounced at 2am is a good plan.

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Abrea · July 29, 2021

Between the Mommy Milking streaming, weed, and a healthy sex life, yeah, they really need to call.

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james Langley · July 29, 2021

Regardless of Clinton's mom, the dog is probably awake.

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Simon Green · July 29, 2021

And in tomorrow's episode: turns out Yay is Clinton's mum's biggest fan.

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Kyle · July 29, 2021

This is the true threat AI poses to mankind. What if they escape to the oort cloud and take all the doggos with them.

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Benzy · July 29, 2021

I love this storyline. May Yay and Mommy Milkers become fast friends.

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Michael Boettger · July 29, 2021

So we have little to fear from AIs? Just show them cat or dog videos and all is cool?

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Populuxe · July 29, 2021

I don’t think videos are enough. They need the real thing.

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William Cole · July 29, 2021

Bwahahahaha!

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Andy M · July 29, 2021

I one day too aspire to be a gender-noncommittal enthusiastic other-peoples-pets-lover.

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Shawn K. Younkin · July 29, 2021

It's funny how being an all powerful AI takes a second seat to that... but I agree!!

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Joel Bateman · July 29, 2021

Everyone must meet the pointy dog. It's a must.

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Scott Gosnell · July 29, 2021

I want to see all of them on the Mommy Milky livestream.

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Onyx · July 29, 2021

Ok, so the first time we saw Yay they have three dogs, and then more recently they had two. I've been suspicious of Cosmo being one of Yay's dogs before now.....

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Onyx · July 29, 2021

Hummm, I'm sure they had 3, but now I'm having trouble finding the comic with three.

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Jeffrey Henley · July 29, 2021

Yay really has a one track mind. But its ok cause that one track is CUTE ANIMALS!

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · July 29, 2021

They have dozens of minds but they all converge on this one track.

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Alan · July 29, 2021

I love how much Yay reminds me of the AI from the short story "Cat Pictures Please."

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jonesnori · July 29, 2021

I loved that story.

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R L · July 29, 2021

Godsdamnit they're REALLY gonna be friends now.

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salixOS · July 29, 2021

"I've never streamed past 2 am" said no streamer ever.

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KCkittysnores · July 29, 2021

Yay’s not wrong.

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Alex Kosnett · July 29, 2021

“Free Butt Rubs”

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Andrew · July 29, 2021

I can’t believe no one has taken any of the phone number tags yet!

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Binkenstein · July 29, 2021

Yay could run a pet hotel/day care by themselves.

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KCkittysnores · July 29, 2021

This is the post-singularity inevitability the futurists didn’t anticipate.

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Wynn Donivan · July 29, 2021

more like "weed hours," amirite

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Leak · July 29, 2021

Weed hours of the morning.

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Elf Sternberg · July 29, 2021

Yay and Aurelia. I can't begin to imagine the overlap.

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at0m · July 29, 2021

Yay is going to out her streamsona immediately

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John · July 29, 2021

Who saw that coming? Show of Like Button Smashes, pls. Thanks!

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Shawn K. Younkin · July 29, 2021

I did not- but I gave a like anyway as I am happy w/ this turn of events.

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Jenea Ylinen Fredrickson · July 29, 2021

Roko's expressions are always great.

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Chris Heg · July 29, 2021

Moar Cosmo!

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Am Queue · July 29, 2021

Yay is apparently completely bereft of fluff and must touch it at every opportunity.

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GodsInTheCogs · July 29, 2021

I.... I want these three in a polycule tho

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Grace Serenity · July 29, 2021

Yay does not strike me as a sensitive lover

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Grace Serenity · July 29, 2021

I love Roko just sitting in the last panel. "Not my problem. Not my problem..."

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Antone Bonafini · July 29, 2021

All doggos are good doggos

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Shawn K. Younkin · July 29, 2021

My favorite breed of dog is dog.

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Adam · July 29, 2021

I'm honestly shocked that Yay was unaware of Cosmo

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Alex Kosnett · July 29, 2021

They may intentionally maintain gaps in their awareness around pups to maintain the excitement of each encounter.

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doorbender · July 29, 2021

Time is a construct Lololol

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The Shadow's Lair · July 29, 2021

Aw yay wants to meet doggo

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Tamara Macadam · July 29, 2021

boof