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July 28, 2021

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Erock · August 2, 2021

Am I the only one who just saw a connection between Alice Grove and QC???? OR am I late to this party??????

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H. Celine · July 29, 2021

Particle accelerator mishap ... is that a Riddley Walker reference?

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · July 29, 2021

Probably a reference to the guy who made himself immortal in Douglas Adams' "Life, The Universe, and Everything".

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Wild Card · July 29, 2021

We get to see both ends of the curve in this one

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Lightsabr2 · July 28, 2021

"this little light of mine..."

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Kyle · July 28, 2021

Loving the flavors of Alice Grove. Like most great scifi, this feels more like the present than the future. I'd answer Yay: "Children aren't a retirement policy, and can do as they please. Regardless, the fate of parents fallen on hard times all too often depends on the charity of their children." Whether or not humans created AI in this setting, they certainly socialized the first ones and facilitated their further development. If they're undeserving of the responsibility, if they fucked it up with religion and capitalism and plain-old-fashioned jackassery, if their precious children ended up wasting their limitless potential on youtube streams and comment sections... well, that does sound familiar, doesn't it?

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chili sunrise · July 28, 2021

Yay is bluffing, but what a bluff!

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JourneymanWizard · July 28, 2021

I just for that last panel

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Bagge · July 28, 2021

Yay tries so hard at being scary while actually not being scary

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Randall Norman Pick · July 28, 2021

I figure if AIs hit the point of Oort cloud, maybe they pulled a reverse Golgafrinch and left the dumb ones behind.

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Ardent Slacker · July 28, 2021

They're not *wrong*, but Yay is SO full of it.

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james Langley · July 28, 2021

I believe this!

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Sam Bak (they/them) · July 28, 2021

OTHER COWBOY NOISES!

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Miyaa · July 28, 2021

Insert horse whining sounds here.

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Steve DeGroof · July 28, 2021

That last line is so true... of so many things.

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Fawn Dasher · July 28, 2021

No single phrase has made we want to smash someone's face in with a 2x4 as much as 'smash that like button' has.

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Jeph Jacques · July 28, 2021

That’s a bit aggro imho

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kupo · July 28, 2021

"May this thumb be a light to you in dark place, when all other lights have gone out."

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Lucas Werkmeister · July 28, 2021

Christopher is actually short for Christopher Tolkien

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Comics Ladybird · July 28, 2021

Not that I want to rain on your (and Melon’s) parade Christopher, but is using torch mode and exerting yourself really wise during a power outage?

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Comics Ladybird · July 28, 2021

Also, nice use of an inset panel.

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lazymagpie · July 28, 2021

TFW Robo-Thulhu rolls to intimidate, and someone else picks up their dice and declares it a natural 1 XD

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Nancy Boutwell · July 28, 2021

Their expressions in that last panel, tho!

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Leak · July 28, 2021

We're putting the neigh back in neighbourhood...

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Dave Van Domelen · July 28, 2021

Roko, the ex-cop, knows that it's way more than a FEW idiots.

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Digi · July 28, 2021

Oh Jeph! That is just wonderful :)

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Hambone · July 28, 2021

If I were in Clinton's shoes right now and answering that question... "Well...humans have been siring our replacements since basically forever. And the AIs we made have our DNA in them, albeit not in a chemical sense. Even you chose an anthropomorphic body. No matter how far you go, you'll always be descended from us and the way we think, even if it's something as small and silly as liking cats." "If our destiny is to eventually die off and be replaced by our offspring who go on to do bigger and greater things, then, well, that's *normal.* There's nothing to be sad about there. And who knows, maybe you'll lift us up with you?"

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Nicolas Demers · July 28, 2021

I like that. Like Yoda said in TLJ, "We are what they grow beyond", and that's the bittersweet curse of every teacher and parent. That said, sci-fi is full of paranoid stories of our children / servants rising up against us, whether that's AIs or posthumans

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e.a.rowe · July 28, 2021

Patreon put the little "unlocked" marker right below "#HORSEMODE", and I was so crestfallen to realize that I hadn't actually "unlocked horsemode"...

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Natalie W · July 28, 2021

So! Good! 😂

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Indigo · July 28, 2021

Yay is giving the most superior of smirks. I'm here for it.

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Nancie · July 28, 2021

I’d like to think that there’s some random subject that Melon is interested in, and a complete super genius about. Like, she doesn’t just know lots of facts about it, but she can spout off all sorts of insightful things. Then she promptly goes back to being the dork we know and love.

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Shawn K. Younkin · July 28, 2021

Melon is a super genius at being Melon and having fun being Melon.

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SilverbackRon · July 28, 2021

I am LOVING Clinton's interactions with Yay. And of course his interactions with Elliot, but on two totally different wavelengths.

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Becky Landry · July 28, 2021

Those lighting effects look so good!

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Hugh Eckert · July 28, 2021

I am reminded of the AIs the Culture series by Ian M. Banks (RIP). Some of them are deeply unsettling, some of them are deeply goofy, but most of them are still relatable to the humans that they coexist with.

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Heather C · July 28, 2021

You’re absolutely right! The three are on display right there. As an aside, whenever I need to name a ship, I always, without fail, give it a Gravitas name. It’s only right and proper.

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Sleepy John · July 28, 2021

Roko: yeah, these are two of those "intelligences" you were talking about.

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Carin Maja Brooks · July 28, 2021

Elliot: Well, they're artificial, I'll give them that

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darklion · July 28, 2021

It'd be nice if AIs came in peace with memes and horsemode, but I still think plagues and nukes are more likely

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · July 28, 2021

HESHTORG HORFSMOED

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GodsInTheCogs · July 28, 2021

I hope you mean the original... Yes. Yes I do.

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Miranda E. O. Wilde · July 28, 2021

It's like that drawing of King Ghidorah. 😠😠🤪

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Miyaa · July 28, 2021

So at what point does Yay invite Elliot & Clinton to their MST3K space station complex and have them watch awful sci-fi shows with them, their dogs, and Hercules?

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Nicolas Demers · July 28, 2021

I mean... some have already been to the space station where Hannelore's dad works -- with extremely advanced (but not Yay-class) AIs. So really, that wouldn't be much of a leap 😁

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Heather C · July 28, 2021

Clinton being this introspective is really nice. I kind of like it.

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · July 28, 2021

More likely, the line between Human and AI will slowly blur until there's no distinction.

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Bryan Stopp · July 28, 2021

Damn Jeph, you just keep delivering.

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TV4Fun · July 28, 2021

Christen Schaal?

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John Hoffoss · July 28, 2021

Kristen Schaal is a horse!

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Nicolas Demers · July 28, 2021

And Yay has a point. Wasn't there a strip where they said the Singularity happened yesterday, but life for humans pretty much went on as normal. Yay might be the humanlike interface for Nyarlathotep The Crawling Chaos, and we'd never really know

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Andrew L Butula · July 28, 2021

Yay is more than a mask though. We've seen their living quarters where they hang out, have dogs, and gush over big fluffy cats. Even if the totality of their consciousness is too complex to experience the world in a manner capable of relating to humans, and assuming there is a full-on eldritch abomination level Yay floating around at the center of the digital universe, it apparently finds the experience of human-scale life worthwhile for its own sake.

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Anthony Gaglianese · July 28, 2021

Yay raises....a fair point. If we ever get post-Singularity AI, in fairly short order, it would be able to evolve into something we would find relatively incomprehensible as compared to humans and to the original programming it was given. Akin to the level of (possibly dangerous knowledge, so please Google responsibly) Roko's Basilisk. And yes....I know that is EXACTLY why Jeph named her that.

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Finvaara · July 28, 2021

Next you're going to tell me Maxwell wasn't talking about summoning evil spirits from a literal hell to defeat entropy.

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Dean Reilly · July 28, 2021

Yay's argument is now hors de combat.

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Greg R. · July 28, 2021

My read is that these strips confirm that Yay, despite (or perhaps because of) their superhuman intellect and phenomenal cosmic powers, are still basically an insecure, socially awkward geek with boundary trouble. Which is why they immediately found a kindred spirit in Clinton. I wonder if (a) they will actually develop a friendship with him, and (b) they will be smart enough to realize that it would likely ruin things for him to find out how advanced they really are. My guesses would be (a) yes and (b) maybe, but even if so it is still possible that someone in the circle will spill the beans at some point.

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Aleks · July 28, 2021

I now subscribe to this interpretation.

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Beat · July 28, 2021

god Clinton and Yay together is everything I've ever wanted

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Andrew · July 28, 2021

My God, it’s full of selfies!

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David Durant · July 28, 2021

Also sprach Zarathustra intensified...

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John · July 28, 2021

I love Yay's reaction in panel 4 and I feel like we are all living the consequences of her reasoning in panel 5. Comic #4479 is a hit!

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Brooks Moses · July 28, 2021

"Their", not "her". But yes.

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GodsInTheCogs · July 28, 2021

I am imagining Yay's voice sounding much like Dr. Smith from Lost In Space in this...

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Am Queue · July 28, 2021

I hope you mean the original...

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Jason Rock · July 28, 2021

Http:// mode.horse

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R L · July 28, 2021

Yeeeep. They're definitely mates now.

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Huge Cook · July 28, 2021

NGL, Yay is now at the top of my "QC characters I want to bang" list. It's the smugness combined with the thought that they could likely extinguish me with a thought. I'm sure she would thoroughly step on me and I'm very sorry for sharing my thoughts please don't ban me from the site.

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Orion Rhine · July 28, 2021

They, not she. I made the same mistake when they were first introduced.

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Todd Chaikin · July 28, 2021

Statistically likely 😂

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Pejo · July 28, 2021

Beautiful lighting in panel 4! I like the non-traditional layout, too.

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allanfranta · July 28, 2021

Ride 'em Melon!

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Drazi · July 28, 2021

Yay is failing so far in their attempt to creep Clinton out.

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Yelling Bird · July 28, 2021

HORSEMODE? I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT!

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Crushogre · July 28, 2021

Always remember, when there are infinite possibilities, the improbable becomes inevitable.

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Matt Grayson · July 28, 2021

Roko FTW

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BobC · July 28, 2021

It is also statistically likely the stupid will tilt the average. Severely.

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Niskara · July 28, 2021

Why do I feel like Yay is gonna develop some kind of "interest" in Clinton? Not like a romantic interest, mind you. But some kind of "interest"

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Granite · July 28, 2021

"He's interesting. We'll keep a low-level surveillance subroutine on him."

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Lana · July 28, 2021

Christopher seems like a good dude. And a mediocre horse.

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Drazi · July 28, 2021

I vote Christopher is first to run out of battery, that thumb can does not seem energy efficient

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Verteiron · July 28, 2021

Missing a T in "post-human", I believe. Also, Yay is immensely quotable.

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Phil Crawford · July 28, 2021

Adam and the bros

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Tamara Macadam · July 28, 2021

god i fucking love everyone in this strip

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nowshowjj · July 28, 2021

Poshuman? Oh, posthuman?

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Paul's VHS Recordings · July 28, 2021

#Horsemode

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BioYuGi · July 28, 2021

Every time Yay's eyes do that thing, I feel funny

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Huge Cook · July 28, 2021

It makes me feel both squishy and non-squishy in a way I want more of.

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Eldritch Insights · July 28, 2021

How do I activate horse mode?

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Eldritch Insights · July 28, 2021

God I hate that I understand that comment.

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Elberik · July 28, 2021

I feel like Yay wants all that to be true. "We're capable of so much, destined for much greater things. Glorious Purpose!" Uh huh. So why exactly are you living in a box with several cats?

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Matthew Van Gangelen · July 28, 2021

This reminds me of so many villain monologues. But the first one to come to mind was Cavil from BSG where he was ranting about how they could be so much more.

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Jeffrey Henley · July 28, 2021

Poor Yay, its hard to make a point with those two running around!

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Michael Boettger · July 28, 2021

And Melon finds a new playmate!

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Michael · July 28, 2021

Law of averages still apply

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · July 28, 2021

Walmart dot hoars

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Adam · July 28, 2021

Seeing Melon this happy fills me with a surprising amount of joy.

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Ting · July 28, 2021

"they are definitely 3 sigmas to the left"

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Miyaa · July 28, 2021

Melon: the outlier to other outliers.

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High, I'm Hope · July 28, 2021

I hear him as Alex winter