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May 9, 2021

Hi Mom

*donk*

Comments (26)

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Cole Blackblood · May 9, 2021

"Imagine doing a counting job, and your mother was right there the entire time, watching you do it."

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Dan Curtis · May 9, 2021

I forget sometimes she's spaceborne

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Halloween Jack · May 9, 2021

No one tell Marigold that parents are the _only_ people who go to school plays. Wait, I meant "some one".

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Patrick Liston · May 9, 2021

True, but most of them aren't yours.

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Ben Russell-Gough · May 9, 2021

Marigold, maybe this is something to do with your own nervousness rather than a universal experience?

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Yelling Bird · May 9, 2021

I GOT SOMETHING THEY CAN BUMP INTO!

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Dean Reilly · May 9, 2021

Please, Hanners. It's hundreds of thousands.

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Am Queue · May 9, 2021

Hanners could watch without Mar knowing, also.

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David Durant · May 9, 2021

Or she could just ask Yah since they watch *everything all the time* anyway

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Bagge · May 9, 2021

Hannelore's and Marigold's friendship - despite any common frame of reference - continues to be one of the most adorable parts of a wildly adorable comic

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Sleepy John · May 9, 2021

We have an experience rupture, where one side simply can't understand the other's reaction to a scenario. Poor Marigold. All she wanted was advice and coffee.

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Shawn K. Younkin · May 9, 2021

Hanners DID watch Marigold play video games once, and Marigold forgot she was there and let one rip... mortifying Hanners completely.

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Thisguy · May 9, 2021

Hanners assumes she’s being watched all the time, so she cannot understand why people would be nervous about it.

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Captain Button · May 9, 2021

Maybe the reason she can live openly in Northhampton is that she has a super-stealthy security detail watching her all the time. Invisible emus or something.

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Michael Boettger · May 9, 2021

Hanners did speculate that Northampton was all a simulation for her benefit, so it stands to reason there would be gaps in the database. School plays being one of them.

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Captain Button · May 9, 2021

Poor people don't know from raisins. Ultra-rich people don't know from school plays.

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KCkittysnores · May 9, 2021

Her frame of reference is in zero-g.

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Sean Kau · May 9, 2021

Hanners' face in the 4th panel is priceless

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Nancy Boutwell · May 9, 2021

And brilliant drawing, Jeph.

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Miyaa · May 9, 2021

I’m stealing the phrase “non-standard upbringing” to describe my childhood.

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Drazi · May 9, 2021

As a unschooled (yes, that's a thing), human, may I share it?

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Benzy · May 9, 2021

Jeph put a donk on it.

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darklion · May 9, 2021

BASS LINE

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Indigo · May 9, 2021

Poor Hanners with her lack of frames of reference.

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kaitou · May 9, 2021

Being in zero G does that...

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Terry Parry · May 9, 2021

Hanners, we all love you so much