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October 19, 2020

25 Bad Comics

Last weekend I was inspired by Anthony Clark's 200 Bad Comics Challenge and decided to do some bad comics of my own. Here are 25 of them. I might do more at some point. Billie Eilish is cool. Well bye

Comments (103)

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thegroundbelowme · October 26, 2020

These are fantastic. I got a huge belly-laugh out of the cum fairy one.

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Myrddin Emrys · October 26, 2020

I must admit... I laughed out loud at 'Repetition is a good source of humor'.

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ClickFlint · October 23, 2020

I know next to nothing about Billie Eilish but every part of these comics with her was gold and I cannot explain why

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Zig Justice · October 22, 2020

If I think these are hilarious and awesome, does that make me a bad person? . o O (Because these are hilarious and awesome.)

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Joseph Loder · October 21, 2020

So where are the bad comics?

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Martin Krikorian · October 21, 2020

These are hilarious

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Tim Keating · October 21, 2020

May I say for historical purposes, the timing on the Prof Dick and balls comic could not be more perfect. (Google “Jeffrey Toobin” if need be)

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Peter Davoust · October 21, 2020

These are all *fantastic*. Thank you for bringing them into the world.

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Nixie Tube · October 21, 2020

Hah! Love the burn on elderly fetish artist Brooke McEldowney.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · October 20, 2020

Everyone SHOULD have a machine gun. There would be far fewer idiots.

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SSJ Carrot Cake · October 21, 2020

that's what i'm saying. machine guns for everyone!

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Rye Telfer · October 20, 2020

100/25, they're good comics Brent

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bunnitos · October 20, 2020

As advertised.

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William Cole · October 20, 2020

Answertron is like a comic May would write after reading a lot of Oglaf.

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Julian Leventhal Hicks · October 20, 2020

These are very funny

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Technoir · October 20, 2020

Lol @the Billie Eilish ones.

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darklion · October 20, 2020

So many callbacks Billie Eilish

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Niilo Paasivirta · October 20, 2020

https://imgur.com/EIpp1yu

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Beebob Mckenzie · October 20, 2020

Gon need you to retag that bad comics tag. There where gold. Especially repetition.

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Ye Olde Phart · October 20, 2020

Marjory, is that you? OMG what a cameo (anybody remembering Fraggle Rock?) :D

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Mitchell Kent · October 20, 2020

I laughed too hard at #20

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Sebastian · October 20, 2020

There is much here to love. :D

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Daryl Sawyer · October 20, 2020

lol, these were great! I particularly liked the stupid ones.

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Leak · October 20, 2020

Asdfmovie's got nothing on you... :P

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KCkittysnores · October 20, 2020

Thank you. I needed the laughs.

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Sian · October 20, 2020

This is exactly what 2020 needs tbh.

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Finvaara · October 20, 2020

I laughed way too hard at these

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Granite · October 20, 2020

The second professor one cracks me up.

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Piogre · October 20, 2020

was hoping for a third with "Humor Comes in Three's" but alas

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Joseph · October 20, 2020

These were all terrible. Please make more.

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Luke Meyers · October 20, 2020

What the fuck have you done to my expectations

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Fabio Neves · October 20, 2020

These are all pretty good and I'm Billie Eilish

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Felix Tischer · October 20, 2020

Oh, wow!

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James Dominguez · October 20, 2020

No bad jokes detected. FALSE ADVERTISING.

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Gary Sumners · October 20, 2020

All of them worthy.

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BobC · October 20, 2020

We're Patrons. Does that mean we're giving Jeph our cents of humor?

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Azrux · October 20, 2020

I want a refund. Not for patreon, for this comment.

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Utaku Beta · October 20, 2020

That was so worth the click!

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Joseph Bonnar · October 20, 2020

We were both baited into clicking and we enjoyed it! :)

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Wildsummerrose · October 20, 2020

I laughed a lot. Thank you! :D

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William Etheridge · October 20, 2020

These are all top notch.

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Chris Heg · October 20, 2020

Gahh!

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SursumCordae · October 20, 2020

Dangit.... the 'repetition' one got me.

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Stellar · October 20, 2020

omygod, same

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Halloween Jack · October 20, 2020

Eilish I was as talented as you. Am I doing this right?

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el_zilcho · October 20, 2020

I need a Billie Eilish + Femto crossover comic now

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Kinda Squirrely · October 20, 2020

Sometimes all you need is a bad joke, and you gifted us 25.

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Fay Roberts · October 20, 2020

Either you have failed at bad comics, or my sense of humour is broken. My face hurts from guffawing. Billy Eilish IS cool.

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Ethan Banman · October 20, 2020

I'm Billie Eilish

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Mary Gilligan · October 20, 2020

I chortled multiple times. I guess my sense of humor is bad!

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Aeryn Light · October 20, 2020

If you put porno under your pillow, does the cum fairy pay a visit?

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Bo Blackstar · October 20, 2020

These are... so good. So so good. Some good in their terribleness, others just actually great. #25 got me.

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Kelly Trop · October 20, 2020

That second Professor Humor one was absolutely beautiful, really stuck the landing, A++

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John · October 20, 2020

Nobody ever expects Billie Eilish!

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zifnab06 · October 20, 2020

I am absolutely losing it at the second billie eilish one.

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AE Gonzalez · October 20, 2020

Is the Cum Fairy joke that she made him orgasm?

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Sindri · October 20, 2020

These are hilarious and I don't even know who Billie Eilish is. My only complaint is that they're patreon-exclusive so I am honor-bound not to show them to all of my friends and relatives.

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Nicole Aptekar · October 20, 2020

These are extremely not bad and are in fact good

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pumpkinblossom · October 20, 2020

I loved these, especially the dads saga and the cum fairy

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Luke Shilson · October 20, 2020

Hey these aren't bad, false advertising!

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Ben M · October 20, 2020

These were really good at almost being bad. Also, the Billie Eilish motif was great.

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Tim Keating · October 20, 2020

Clearly, Jeph REALLY wants to be doing a porn comic.

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awgiedawgie · October 20, 2020

Billie Eilish meets Ellie Eilish?

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Autographedcat · October 20, 2020

I honestly really enjoyed all of these. Especially the Billie Eilish bits. :)

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Jill · October 20, 2020

Now I have to go dig my skateboard out of the garage!

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Rob McBobson · October 19, 2020

Several of these are genuinely good jokes. As in, better than some professional cartoonists usually create.

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Marc Kevin Hall · October 20, 2020

I agree.

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Jono Hayward · October 19, 2020

*sniff* I have waited... *sniff*... SO LONG... to see peen in Jeph's work. Now I may die happily *sob*

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Rat · October 19, 2020

why are these so funny???

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Tab · October 19, 2020

Jeezus the two-dicked professor one got me guffawing out loud, literally a guffaw. Doesn't even *need* the earlier dick professor to be funny, it's just a great gag by itself.

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TwoRavens · October 19, 2020

Seriously. I just about was wheezing.

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KingAtticus · October 19, 2020

I think it’s the mischievous face but I love it when Billie Eilish pops up

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Peter John Canning · October 19, 2020

A few of these made me wanna see a crossover with oglaf

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Joseph Houk · October 19, 2020

No, I'm Billie Eilish.

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Ami · October 19, 2020

Getting a big Lesnick feel from these

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Eldritch Insights · October 19, 2020

There are 3 sets of professor dick and balls in this. And the professor only shows up twice.

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Brandon Terrell · October 19, 2020

What the actual fuck. Nice

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L · October 19, 2020

Everyone should def have a machine gun

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · October 19, 2020

Preeeetty sure that last one did a murder

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Anton · October 19, 2020

I scream laughed about the author's thinly concealed fantasy lady, the teeth did me in!

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Rosilin · October 19, 2020

Yessssss, good.

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Dracon Atrox · October 19, 2020

I laughed so hard at "The Cum Fairy." So crude, 10/10.

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Jason Wotzko · October 19, 2020

Oglaf reference?

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Mathe · October 19, 2020

Well you set out to create bad comics and accidentally created your magnum opus.

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SpookyPenguin · October 19, 2020

no I'M Billie Whats-her-name!

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Joshua Bushman · October 19, 2020

That last one makes me miss you and Willis shitting on 9 Chickweed Lane on The Tweets

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Pejo · October 19, 2020

Prof. Humor, PhD is very topical. Happy Zoom Dick Day, everyone!

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Tamara Macadam · October 19, 2020

cursed, i love it

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Kurt Roithinger · October 19, 2020

No, *I* am Billie Eilish.

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jaelte · October 19, 2020

Oh that's right, Billie Eilish's real name is Kurt. But then who is *that*?

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Scott Call · October 19, 2020

These are cute and fun I love them. I want to seem them animated

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Matt Pennig · October 19, 2020

these are special things

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Zach Pumphrey · October 19, 2020

These are great!

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Lucas · October 19, 2020

Please do more :D

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Joel · October 19, 2020

Tbh we don't deserve Jeph

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MIKEMIKE · October 19, 2020

I love love them.

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Bigg · October 19, 2020

I will never get tired of 9 Chickweed Lane dunks

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Karel P Kerezman · October 19, 2020

I love the "you are interrupting a very important surgery" riff, and the Billie Eilish stuff owns, but I must admit that "the darkest timeline" is where I had to stop and just laugh my damned fool head off.

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Ginaelisa Cortez · October 19, 2020

JEPH! WTF? STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU.

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William Hanna · October 19, 2020

Life is okay now. Thanks for your service.

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Dave, Duke of Fridges · October 19, 2020

I adore them. 0/10

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LH · October 19, 2020

they're horrible. i love them.

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at0m · October 19, 2020

Exactly!