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September 27, 2020

Grossly Overqualified

don't try this at home

Comments (61)

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Boots McGoot · October 11, 2020

this is perfect

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Slashplane · October 1, 2020

So I need to refresh my resume and such. A variant of that may find it's way in. The last part, I mean.

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Tim Keating · September 29, 2020

Upon rereading it, I feel this may be the single funniest QC strip of all time.

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Alex Mullenix · September 28, 2020

My girlfriend is an archivist who is having to apply to library jobs due to the job market. She did not like this advice.

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SC · September 27, 2020

great strip!

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Carl Salbacka · September 27, 2020

As a library worker, I can say that this is all accurate and correct.

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Cole Blackblood · September 27, 2020

Ngl I would read the moms' book lol

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Jere · September 27, 2020

So many jokes in this one, sooo Many, its like its MF Cookie Time :D <3

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SursumCordae · September 27, 2020

I've missed Marten. I love all the arcs, but that adorable idiot -chef kiss-

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Solomon Garland · September 27, 2020

Not saying this has given me an idea for my next writing project, but I'm also not saying it hasn't.

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Nick Hodgson · September 27, 2020

I got an interview at place that I put something akin to 'I need money to live' in the 'why do you want to work here' text box. Unfortunately it turned out to be door-to-door sales. (Very generic and ambiguous job advert)

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Bagge · September 27, 2020

This is it - the cutest QC strip ever. Extremely hard competition, but yet here we are. Claire's faces throughout Marten's teasings. He could just as well tickle her for the same effect.

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Stephen Wells · September 27, 2020

Brain tickles.

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Stephen Wells · September 27, 2020

Contessa, not Congress, you evil machine.

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Yonatan Zunger · September 27, 2020

"The Pegging Congress" is either the best or the worst slashfic of the coming year.

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Stephen Wells · September 27, 2020

...we need to see Claire in costume as the Pegging Congress. And also Marten, same costume.

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Solomon Garland · September 27, 2020

If they're both the Contessa who's the handsome scion? Do they take turns?

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Ack · September 27, 2020

Claire's facial expressions make this comic.

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TMN · September 27, 2020

Jeph how happy are you that you don't have to write cover letters anymore?

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Trigon Manthree · September 27, 2020

Lemme just burn these business cards that say "Jeff Jacks - Office Bitch"

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Hugh Eckert · September 27, 2020

It is good to see Marten in full-on creative goofball mode again.

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BobC · September 27, 2020

I'm confused. From whence did this whimsical Marten arise? What molecules are populating his neural pathways? May I have some? Puhleeeeeez?

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Daryl Sawyer · September 27, 2020

He pops up here and there. Another place I remember him was when he defused the akwardness during his first time drinking with Angus.

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Halloween Jack · September 27, 2020

I would hire someone who wrote that letter in a hot second, if I were a) working at a public library, b) doing the hiring, and c) they weren't kidding about the contessa book.

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Daniel S · September 27, 2020

And don't forget the rejection rejection letters: "I'm sorry, but at this time we cannot accept your rejection. See you Monday."

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bruitist · September 27, 2020

So, uh, where might one find books about such a contessa? Or are they restricted to mums?

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Populuxe · September 27, 2020

I believe Jimbo wrote that one.

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Alex Borders · September 27, 2020

Squee! Marten and Claire! Christmas came early!

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · September 27, 2020

Dear future direct reports,

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Autographedcat · September 27, 2020

I am here for every single one of Claire's facial expressions in this sequence!

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Anthony Gaglianese · September 27, 2020

Casual library nudity is nothing to be ashamed of, at least in typical college circles. Public libraries may have 'standards', but in the research I have done into the subject, college campus libraries tend to have the required maturity level and diminished foot traffic to make it work.

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Simon Green · September 28, 2020

I once farted really loudly in an empty aisle. Conscious of my mistake, I exclaimed "Oh dude, that stinks!" and left the aisle. As I passed the wide-eyed woman in the next aisle I told her not to go back there for a while, my mate is a filthy bastard. Pretty sure I got away with it.

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Techy · September 27, 2020

What happened to Claire's septum piercing?

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Mark Thomas · September 27, 2020

that aren't permanent. could have taken it out for any number of reasons. long as you don't keep it for multiple days at a row, it'll pop right back in

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William Burns · September 27, 2020

As someone who has sat on employee selection committees, 90% of this works. Just omit the drugs and nakedness part and you're gold.

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Yonatan Zunger · September 27, 2020

As someone else who has sat on employee selection committees, the drugs and nakedness part was one of my favorite parts, so YMMV.

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Miyaa · September 27, 2020

So now it’s goofy things with Claire and Marten week? Will Claire’s hair get extra poofy?

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Alex Borders · September 27, 2020

Yes, please!!!! Extra poofy hair is almost as awesome as sex-hair!

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Sleepy John · September 27, 2020

Every bloody time I've hunted for a job, the rules for covers and resumes and references have totally changed. Go with it, the whole thing/

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EnterTheHero · September 27, 2020

They need to stop being so goddamn adorable, I swear.

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Simran Khalsa · September 27, 2020

Totally adorkable.

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Mark Thomas · September 27, 2020

I LOVE the Worm meta reference! Well done that!

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Pejo · September 27, 2020

Worm meta reference? Explain for us uninitiated?

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Cliff · September 27, 2020

The last sentence is such a power move. I want to do something like it for my next corporate job.

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Hewdra · September 27, 2020

VERY GOOD faces on this one!!

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Buck Caldwell · September 27, 2020

Who the hell is this guy? Some new character?

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Zodiak · September 27, 2020

If I remember correctly, he used to date Dora from the coffee shop that Bubbles goes to and Faye used to work at. I *also* think he might be Faye's roommate? He also used to (still does?) work with Tai and Emily.

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Michael Boettger · September 27, 2020

Speaking for myself, I'm glad to get back to these two. Been quite a while and its good to advance their arc a bit.

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Neil Fairweather · September 27, 2020

Stop that sketch. It's very silly.

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Kayla O'Brian · September 27, 2020

Honestly that cover letter would either go over spectacularly well, or spectatcularly poorly, no in between.

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Kayla O'Brian · September 27, 2020

And let's be honest, Claire would enjoy working for the places it went over well, more.

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John Fiala · September 27, 2020

Martin's right.

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Kal-el · September 27, 2020

You're missing the opening quotation mark in panel three. Also, I'm suddenly more interested in library science.

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Neil Fairweather · September 27, 2020

Panel four.

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Michael · September 27, 2020

Tai would interview that cover letter.

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Dean Reilly · September 27, 2020

I don't know. Tai would probably prefer someone with experience doing library science drunk, high, and/or in the nude.

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NorthernSkyline · September 27, 2020

I love Marten and Claire's dynamic so much. They're so perfect for each other.

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Michael · September 27, 2020

They display several relationship goals

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Michael Boettger · September 27, 2020

Marten might be onto something there.

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Dave Soetanto · September 27, 2020

Did something similar, got the job 👍

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Buck Caldwell · September 27, 2020

Agreed. Started off my cover letter by telling them exactly why they needed me. Still working there 21 years and 5 bosses later.