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September 24, 2020

Cookie Time

Renee is trying

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Nikki · September 24, 2020

Renee can't have the trophy because I have that trophy and I'm not letting go without a fight!

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Tim Keating · September 24, 2020

Shitty Dan and John Ford Colon. (Yes, I realize I'm mixing my metaphors there, but I couldn't resist)

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strngbirdx@gmail.com · September 24, 2020

That trophy is BALLER, though. Totally worth it.

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Paul Hodges · September 24, 2020

Bravo on all the hair, btw.

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awgiedawgie · September 24, 2020

It's a pretty tough competition. There's so many people who are good at it.

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Nick Hodgson · September 24, 2020

So now I know who my competition is!

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Bruce · September 24, 2020

Cookie time is the best time!

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Stephen Wells · September 24, 2020

Awww, we're witnessing Renee's meet-cute!

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Clifton Royston · September 24, 2020

Anyway what I came here to say was: Magical Love Gentleman Shitty Dan.

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setite · September 24, 2020

I want a Brun in my life. Such an interesting blend of toughness and naivete.

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ljdbjlasfbjk · September 24, 2020

I want a Brun in my life, so I can have someone to talk with about atomic clocks.

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Bagge · September 24, 2020

It's something very satisfying over seeing Brun eating a cookie and only eating a cookie. No phone, no book, no distraction, just a cookie.

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Andrew Mitchell · September 24, 2020

OMG, I just LOVE Brun's cluelessness in the last panel. Absolutely delightful. Love ya, Brun. Never, ever change. <3

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Hugh Eckert · September 24, 2020

Jeph, thank you for Goof Week. I really needed it.

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NinjaZaku · September 24, 2020

Mood

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BobC · September 24, 2020

True winning means learning how to self-sabotage your self-sabotage. A process better known as "therapy".

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Czarzhan · September 24, 2020

I think you miss-typed the number of the comic you wanted to post on the main page, Jeph. It was supposed to be 4359, but what's up is 3469.

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John Ashcraft · September 24, 2020

I saw that on the rss feed too.

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Miyaa · September 24, 2020

Cookie Time, now with panda cookies (chocolate cookies with white powder sugar coating)!

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Photon · September 24, 2020

Shitty Dan could do for Rene what Angus did for Faye

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Tim Keating · September 24, 2020

Turn her into a robo-lesbian?

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The Shadow's Lair · September 24, 2020

Brun you and I both want to see this trophy. Also people in comments do not refer to autistic people as aspies. Aspergers is no longer in the dsm and is being removed from the ICD. Aspergers was and is a functioning label. It says nothing about how autism affects us but how autism affect Allistic and Neurotypical people. On top it's the name of a Nazi who sent autistic children to their deaths or to be used by the German government dependent on their "usefulness".

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ShadowThief2 · September 24, 2020

While I am all for being anti-Nazi and anti-eugenics, as someone who was actually properly diagnosed with AS and has grown up calling myself an aspie, and being proud of it, can we, maybe, decide for ourselves what we want to be called, instead of having labels that we don't necessarily want or like be forced on us? I kind of get where this kind of political correctness comes from, but it frustrates me to no end that the people it actually affects rarely get a say in the matter.

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Jeremy Henson · September 24, 2020

if i owned a self sabotage trophy it would just be a bomb.

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Sam Wright · September 24, 2020

I think something with spikes would fit better. That way you could hurt yourself on it repeatedly.

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Ben C · September 24, 2020

Rene getting out there! Go for it girl.

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Sleepy John · September 24, 2020

Brun, tell her that you're not supposed to use the harpoon on yourself.

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schmod · September 24, 2020

Plot twist: Dan is Steve

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Photon · September 24, 2020

Or maybe his younger brother...

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Rickle · September 24, 2020

Can... Can you make a trophy for that?

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Law the Fox · September 24, 2020

Brun is the most adorable aspie. I love her so much.

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Michael Boettger · September 24, 2020

Something a couple feet tall. Goldtoned. Green swirly columns. And an 9 inch tall Renee with her foot securely wedged in her mouth.

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Shane Wegner · September 24, 2020

I was picturing a head-up-my-own-ass reverse ouroboros number.

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doorbender · September 24, 2020

Mmmh I guess I did have a trophy wife. 🤦🏽

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Yonatan Zunger · September 24, 2020

Renée may be getting her own storyline! Woot!

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orangejuicenut · September 24, 2020

Shitty Dan as a new main character!

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Kuragari · September 24, 2020

Shitty Dan Magical Romance Dude of Mystery

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Michael · September 24, 2020

A lot of people would have that trophy on their self. I know I would.

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Dean Reilly · September 24, 2020

Not me, I would probably screw it up.

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R L · September 24, 2020

Self-sabotage is an art form.