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August 24, 2020

Leavening Agent

SHAAAAME

Comments (81)

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KingAtticus · August 24, 2020

Look, I’m not saying I’ve seen fan art of this exact scenario she stated... but I have seen fan art of an adjacent scenario

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Adrian Woodley · August 25, 2020

Any search terms in particular that you would suggest...?

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Ominus Dominus · August 24, 2020

Does that means she's "Pan" Sexual?

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James A. Whitney · August 24, 2020

Oh god, that was terrible. But in like, the best way.

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Darla Donahue · August 24, 2020

Oh Roko, getting over Shame doesn't happen overnight. I was proud of you and deeply inspired. Keep at it and your confident and powerful declaration will become true for you. Eventually you'll be able to enjoy your kink without shame (unless you want to or if the shame is the real Kink hidden here).

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Solomon Garland · August 24, 2020

I'm picturing Roko face-down on her bed, face and hands just in the loaf, muttering about being a dirty little toaster, and unfortunately find it fucking hilarious. Everyone's robot waifu, ladies and gentlemen.

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Danny Roose, no, edit that out · August 24, 2020

The turn from such strong pride to intense shame was awesome. I literally laughed out loud. Great execution!

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Mark · August 24, 2020

Darling Roko - I think I fell in love with her a bit during the Pintsize date strip.

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hollowsoul · August 24, 2020

So is having a Pilsbury Doughboy fetish OK now? I do struggle to keep up with modern life..

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hollowsoul · August 24, 2020

Clearly asking for a friend, who may be a cake.

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Stephen Wells · August 24, 2020

Roko has provided Elliot the valuable service of showing that whatever's up with his sex life, there is always someone with a weirder problem.

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AlexKorobeiniki · August 24, 2020

You go Roko, rock that Paraphilia like it’s past it’s sell by date! I would LOVE to see Veronica’s reaction to it- has she experienced it before? What sordid tales could she tell of that one time with the San Francisco sourdough vanguard in 1987? Would Roko be able to survive the images cascading through her mind, or would the sheer intense lust for that one lost yeast strain cause her new body to explode?

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bunnitos · August 24, 2020

Never trust the podcasts, they do it for the likes.

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Mirage · August 24, 2020

Roko must be a big fan of /r/breadit

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Joe · August 24, 2020

terrified to find out if that is real ...

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · August 24, 2020

"I REFUSE TO BE TRAUMATIZED BY THIS" *is traumatized*

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Yahsho Jinn · August 24, 2020

She is gonna smell bread and think of Clinton... This will be interesting.

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Kai · August 24, 2020

Opening parenthesis in the wrong place? "(DTF the" -> "DTF (the"

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Afunnythinghappedtome · August 24, 2020

Panis -sexual

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Miyaa · August 24, 2020

Oui

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Afunnythinghappedtome · August 24, 2020

Don’t be poolish, Roko; embrace your sexual preferment

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Afunnythinghappedtome · August 24, 2020

Something something a snickerdoodle in your mouth while fondling a pair of boules something simmering endosperm on your grits hominy hominy hominy paddle in your mash

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Bagge · August 24, 2020

It lied!!!

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Milayna · August 24, 2020

GO ROKO!

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SpookyPenguin · August 24, 2020

In a week I heard a love story between a woman and a drill rig, I completely forgot about Roko's desire for bread.

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BobC · August 24, 2020

Please. For the sake of all that's holy. Do not let Roko near a biscotti!

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ClickFlint · August 24, 2020

I'm just hopeful she isn't falling into a crumb-structure niche

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Populuxe · August 24, 2020

In support of Roko, we should all declare our sexual fetishes. I love futanari and I refuse to be ashamed of that!

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Jeff Hartley · August 24, 2020

They could start a line of bread sex toys.

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C Bonesmith · August 24, 2020

The ancient Greeks would be proud: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_dildo

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Afunnythinghappedtome · August 24, 2020

Elitist sees his chance to be the Loave Master.

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Afunnythinghappedtome · August 24, 2020

Loaf Master? English is so wonderfully consistent

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dstayton · August 24, 2020

That came out of left f••king field.

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Thisguy · August 24, 2020

Roko enters bakery. Roko’s bread kink comes up. Which is the only reason she enter’s a bakery at all. Not that odd.

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The IT Guy Eh · August 24, 2020

We better get to see this as a bonus strip otherwise I’m going to be VERY disappointed.

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William Cole · August 24, 2020

I've suspended disbelief for a lot of shit in this comic over the years, but the idea that a PODCAST might dispense SUBSTANDARD ADVICE is going too far!!!!

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Amanda Vieira · August 24, 2020

Why are you so right?

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salixOS · August 24, 2020

Hey, there's nothing wrong with getting satisfaction from a delicious piece of garlic bread. Hot and fresh from the oven.

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Hambone · August 24, 2020

FWEEEEEE!!!

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Douglas E. Smith · August 24, 2020

Sex has a very cerebral component independent of the genitals. People with no somatic sensation below the waist can achieve orgasm as a mental sensation of stimulus, plateau, and release (see Science of Orgasm by Drs. Whipple and Komisariuk). I suspect Roko's bread fetish is less physical than we conceive. It might just be a matter of smelling it considering what we've seen of AI olfactory synesthesia!

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Some Ed · August 24, 2020

I once lived in the same building as somebody who had orgasms on multiple occasions just from a combination of visual and audio stimulus. At least, he admitted to that, and some of his classmates attested to it. In other news, I also knew someone who was a bit more into his major subject when he went to college than the normal amount, as most of the other people in that room thought it was a rather dry lesson.

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Thisguy · August 24, 2020

Elliot already knew. He can spot them.

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Some Ed · August 24, 2020

Only because Renee told him the signs the first or second time Roko visited the Secret Bakery.

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Dean Reilly · August 24, 2020

Coincidentally, today's special is loaves of bread with human abs.

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GregD · August 24, 2020

I honestly forgot that Renee knew about Roko's fetish.

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R L · August 24, 2020

> DTF Oh my word

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Kevin Hill · August 24, 2020

..

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Kevin Hill · August 24, 2020

Robots getting sexual satisfaction still boggles my mind. And with bread makes my brain hurt

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William Burns · August 24, 2020

Jeph can proudly say, 'Mission accomplished!'

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NinjaZaku · August 24, 2020

D- dough to fuck? Roko good lord

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A sheep · August 24, 2020

That better be the next bonus comic

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orangejuicenut · August 24, 2020

Roko is best girl and deserves the yeastiest partner.

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Azrux · August 24, 2020

Guess Roko really KNEADED the relief, huh guys? Guys?

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LH · August 24, 2020

we were not bready for that pun

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Sandrock · August 24, 2020

🏴🏴🏴Roko has nothing to be ashamed of🏴🏴🏴

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Adam · August 24, 2020

OMG.

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Joseph Bonnar · August 24, 2020

Look, Roko, you cheered Elliot up no end. Good for you!

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Anthony Gaglianese · August 24, 2020

Honestly, I'm a little surprised that Roko hasn't gone and stared baking her own ciabatta. It's fairly easy, as bread goes. Though I certainly won't judge if it's gotta be someone else's bread. Feels better that way, I get it.

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Dean Reilly · August 24, 2020

I've heard that makes you go blind...

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JD · August 24, 2020

I love how this started from a joke bonus comic of her going on a date with Pintsize

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Peter Jensen · August 24, 2020

Not entirely sure it's earlier, but I think it started with one of these sketches: https://web.archive.org/web/20190415003014/https://www.jephjacques.com/post/153991088855/roko-unwinds Had to link through archive.org, as something's changed (probably tumblr).

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Eric Sieck · August 24, 2020

Ok, I’m several hundred episodes behind, but is it MBMBAM?

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TwoRavens · August 24, 2020

/dead

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Grace Serenity · August 24, 2020

Roko, you fuck all the bread you want! You're a grown-ass woman!

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Spoogle McGee · August 24, 2020

At yeast she tried.

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 24, 2020

Best comment in the world!

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Rat · August 24, 2020

Does this imply that not only is there a bread fetish podcast in the QC universe, but that Renee also listens to said bread fetish podcast? or is this implying that DTF The D stands for dough is a standard kink that Renee has dealt with before.

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Eric Sieck · August 24, 2020

I think it’s just a general advice podcast that Roko wrote into and had her question answered recently.

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jimbo · August 24, 2020

blushing now that I googled 'DILF'

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Yonatan Zunger · August 24, 2020

Also, good job, Roko!

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Michael Boettger · August 24, 2020

Oops! She said the quiet part put loud! Live and learn, I guess.

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Yonatan Zunger · August 24, 2020

Am I the only one who really wants to know how this fetish works?

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Grace Serenity · August 24, 2020

I've a feeling it's mostly cerebral. Like when people are turned on by cars

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William Hanna · August 24, 2020

Down To Ferment?

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Mike de Jong · August 24, 2020

Hell yeah, Roko, get that bread

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TwoRavens · August 24, 2020

You might feel shame, Roko, but the only one judging you here is you.

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Dracon Atrox · August 24, 2020

This one just killed me 🤣

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Michael · August 24, 2020

Yeah doesn't always work out as well as it does in your head.

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Some Ed · August 24, 2020

I feel the need to point out, she wasn't rejected for her admission... except by herself. It worked out *fine* apart from her. Of course, they already knew, and they make money off of her fetish. Not nearly as much as people in the real world make off of similarly innocuous fetishes, but that's probably only because most of their customers are actually into bread the normal amount, rather than an amount that prompts you to make claims about being "into bread the normal amount."

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Alexander W Couzens · August 24, 2020

Poor Roko is just the best

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Michael · August 24, 2020

She definitely tries hard.