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August 22, 2020

Her Best Self

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Comments (82)

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Dan · October 8, 2020

In MA, the answer is own, yes. Carry anywhere, no. At least not if it has a double edged blade.

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KapsLocked · August 26, 2020

Fire Emblem GOOD

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NekoIncardine · August 25, 2020

Amtgard poles aren't legally weapons and thus probably no problem! :D

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Paul Hodges · August 24, 2020

Does she get a new face?

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Tim · August 23, 2020

Jeph! Bonus comic of May in her new imaginary body (with polearm). Include something alive that Jimbo lost. PLEASE. Pretty please?

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awgiedawgie · August 23, 2020

Jimbo? Do you mean Barry?

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Yonatan Zunger · August 23, 2020

My hunch: when she _does_ get a new body, it's going to lead to some snark-filled conversation with Sven about taking it for a test drive, and this is ultimately going to lead to the two of them actually dating.

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Simon Green · August 23, 2020

He'll stump up (pun intended) to have something made detachable.

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Danya Michael · August 22, 2020

I'm surprised she didn't visualize bigger boobs.

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Diptych · August 23, 2020

Knowing her, there's every chance they'll be inflatable.

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Joseph Bonnar · August 22, 2020

It's nice to see May is looking forward to having something nice in her life, the horrible little blue goblin.

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Ísabel Pirsic · August 24, 2020

Yeah, haven’t seen her with such a purely and intensely positive expression since ... ever?

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Astra · August 22, 2020

I too have been playing too much Fire Emblem, and wish to wield a polearm

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Technoir · August 22, 2020

I hope she stays blue.

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SilverbackRon · August 25, 2020

And I hope she stays recognizably May.

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Moose · August 22, 2020

Please also consider: flemblem

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 22, 2020

Post Script - I would LOVE a pin-up full body shot of May in that armour. It looks fucking awesome.

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Hugh Eckert · August 24, 2020

SAME

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Kyle · August 22, 2020

Relatable

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Populuxe · August 22, 2020

A naginata? Marigold always chooses Sumire Kanzaki when she plays Sakura Taisen, doesn’t she?

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Joseph Bonnar · August 22, 2020

If she were a nun (bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah) she COULD use a halberd. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3645

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jimbo · August 22, 2020

"hell ass" = hélas (old french) expressing affliction, regret, deception or dissatisfaction??

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Somebody Else · August 22, 2020

Compare to "helaas" in modern Dutch, meaning "unfortunately, ..." or "that's too bad."

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Andrew · August 22, 2020

With so many Geek AI’s in this town, there just HAS to be a body shop that’s set up like a game character selection screen. Maybe with a dice roll for stats. 2xD20 for butt size.

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Somebody Else · August 22, 2020

I *used* to be MAY. But now, I am MAYHEM!

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Bagge · August 22, 2020

YES

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Andrew Tate · August 22, 2020

I hope, out of nostalgia, she gets a model with an option that lets her ass drop off at will, rather than randomly.

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Joseph Bonnar · August 22, 2020

That was, I think, Melon. Let me check. Yes. Melon. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3486

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Bagge · August 22, 2020

Not dreaming of being a fighting jet anymore? May is really getting comfortable with hanging out with a bunch of human nerds. also, she and Marigold should totally join a reenactment or cosplayin group. She ROCKS that polearm

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Bagge · August 22, 2020

I also love that she still wants to be a blue robot chick. She truly found something of herself with Dale.

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Rat · August 22, 2020

am i loosing my fucking mind or is this a day early???

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 22, 2020

Same thing happened last week, posted a day early.

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Am Queue · August 22, 2020

I have no problem with that body. That waist cincher, tho, would make for fucking uncomfortable movement for anything other than stiffly postured slow dancing at court. My biggest peeve regarding fantasy stuff.

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Hedgie · August 22, 2020

I've either dated or been close friends with enough goth women (and several goth guys) who said that fitted corsets were pretty comfortable for just about anything

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Waffliesinyoface · August 22, 2020

The real question is, what would May's proficiencies/hidden talent be??

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FE · August 22, 2020

Stealth and vertical take off capabilities, of course.

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Dave Warren · August 22, 2020

Fire Emblem is good taste

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AlexisLeBluer · August 22, 2020

Hoping May gets that bod, dream bods always important goals -nodsnods-

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Populuxe · August 22, 2020

If May doesn’t get that body, I will be very disappointed.

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Jeremy · August 22, 2020

Give. Her. A. Bomb. Rack!

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Mike · August 22, 2020

I am almost positive it is not legal for her to have bombs.

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Anthony Gaglianese · August 22, 2020

I sense an upcoming rematch in the butt contest

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Damien · August 22, 2020

Knowing May she'll need a shield before long. You can only be so offensive.

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Mike · August 22, 2020

A polearm is a long and skinny shield.

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Danny Beans · August 22, 2020

Daaaaang.

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Andrew Mitchell · August 22, 2020

Still blue, as she should be. <3

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Mickey C · August 22, 2020

Emblep's pretty good eh?

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Sandrock · August 22, 2020

May with a pole is 🥵🥵🥵

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Sandrock · August 22, 2020

Doesn't help that blue is HC color too

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el_zilcho · August 22, 2020

May would make a great FE lord, she already has the requisite blue hair

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TheAnntagonist · August 22, 2020

When do HELL ASS shirts go on sale?

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Nikki · August 22, 2020

I dont know, but it would be a perfect accompianment to my "White Text on a Black Shirt" shirt.

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Jonathan Marinaro · August 22, 2020

SHE GLAIVE'N

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Michael Voorhis · August 22, 2020

What I'm wondering is: what happens to May when she actually achieves the vision? That's never happened before. Not legitimately, not illegitimately. She'll be in terra-incognito; the impact of this incursion on her part into unknown territory will be ... unpredictable. I hope it works out for her, but sadly I predict a degree of emotional chaos.

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Am Queue · August 22, 2020

There wouldn't be a story without emotional chaos.

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Miyaa · August 22, 2020

So… Momo is Hilda; May is Marianne; & Marigold is Dorothea. (As a bonus: Hannelore is Anna.)

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Captain Button · August 23, 2020

The Senjack sisters?

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melloncollic · August 22, 2020

May would totally rock in that body and Sven would probably rock that body.

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bruitist · August 22, 2020

Wait, did I miss Saturday? What day is it??

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Miyaa · August 22, 2020

2020: the year where everyone forgets what day, month, and even what year this is.

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Michael Boettger · August 22, 2020

And the look on May's face in panel 4!

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Tim · August 23, 2020

OMG the happy face :)

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Chris Weigert · August 22, 2020

Or Jeph is teasing us by interlacing this plot with the Bromance...which I wouldn't put past him... :D

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Lisa · August 22, 2020

It also lets Clinton take a healthy amount of time to get more comfortable with himself and figure out what to do next, while giving us something more interesting to look at than him just thinking.

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Yahsho Jinn · August 22, 2020

I wonder if May will keep her old head, or another random body part as a souvenir.

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LH · August 22, 2020

she'll keep her hip joint

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Eric Sieck · August 22, 2020

May: I’ll gonna live a queen! A damn hell ass queen!

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Michael Boettger · August 22, 2020

She could do private security in that chassis as well.

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NorthernSkyline · August 22, 2020

I feel like May gives off serious Black Eagles vibes. I can definitely see her being totally on board with the general agenda of 'be gay, do crime'.

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runrin · August 22, 2020

feels like this is out early?

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Etienne M.J. Dubourg · August 22, 2020

Well not gonna complain...

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xamaryllix · August 22, 2020

Of course Marigold chooses the weeb spear.

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Michael · August 22, 2020

I like that the name weeb spear fits so well

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Michael · August 22, 2020

Marigold would probably do accidental property damage if she got one, I mean May lost half her face to a miss placed sword.

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Michael Boettger · August 22, 2020

Rather more practical than the fighter option.

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Michael · August 22, 2020

With her past would she of been a thief or rogue?

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Tamara Macadam · August 22, 2020

did this come out a day early? also mmm me

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Nikki · August 22, 2020

I was hoping for a fighter jet

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Eric Rucker · August 22, 2020

If she can't have a bomb rack she should at least have a *bomb rack*.

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Jackie Horn · August 22, 2020

HARD same, May

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High, I'm Hope · August 22, 2020

YES THAT GIVE US THAT

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Etienne M.J. Dubourg · August 22, 2020

Warrior princess May FTW