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August 13, 2020

A Regular Greek Chorus

now I want a burrito

Comments (101)

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Alana Crockett · August 14, 2020

Are you going to do prints of the "Tacos: yes!" poster from the background here? I'd love to buy one!

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Rebecca Jay · August 14, 2020

I also support this Tacos: Yes poster

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Joseph Bonnar · August 14, 2020

Jeph, you are BRILLIANT. On the first, we were ALL waiting for a glimpse of Mays new body! How would it go down? What would our cute blue pervert decide on? And today: We're all waiting for the conclusion of the Elliot Clinton Arc! JEPH HAS US WAITING ON TWO CLIFFHANGERS AT ONCE! Brilliant!

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Trigon Manthree · August 14, 2020

I detest the "let's pretend this never happened" trope. It's unrealistic and unsustainable without contrived dialogue and plot. Be bold!

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Steven Lloyd · August 13, 2020

I look forward to the 30 or so comics that are now sure to come about these folks who work in the burrito shop :-) (I kid, I kid)

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Kuragari · August 13, 2020

My favorite local burrito place just re-opened but they're only open 11am-3pm. Going to try to get one this weekend.

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Charlie Anderson · August 13, 2020

Weren't those barrettes magenta a few strips ago?

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Captain Button · August 14, 2020

Mood Barrettes

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Derick Huth · August 13, 2020

I feel like they haven't actually reached a consensus here.

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JourneymanWizard · August 13, 2020

Pfew. I was so afraid that this would just be a "Martin eating cereal" strip, leaving me HANGING ALL WEEKEND

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Mark · August 14, 2020

Somehow, waiting for Sunday from Thursday feels longer than waiting for Monday from Friday.

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Matt · August 13, 2020

New Frenz and an awkward Frendzone! Double lucky strip!

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Ack · August 13, 2020

Aren't these the two we saw coming out of Fayble's place after getting a spray that one time?

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Foss · August 13, 2020

Also, https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3931

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Paul Hodges · August 13, 2020

I never noticed Elliot's nose had been broken.

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Matt · August 13, 2020

Perils of being even the most generous and kind bouncer.

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Boter Bug · August 13, 2020

I hope thee character names for the human and the AI working the burrito place is "Greekor" and "Us", respectively.

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Hamish · August 13, 2020

I finally joined the patreon today because I NEEDED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED and it's still not resolved, dammit

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Kristen Squire · August 14, 2020

Oh hey, you're me but when I wanted to know how Faye responded to Bubbles about liking each other.

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Marc Tabor · August 13, 2020

Jeff, I hate you for tossing this out before the weekend. May the flea's of 10,000 camels infest your armpits and may your alternator go out during rush hour in July! j/k m8, but still have soem mercy once and a while!

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gatherer818 · August 13, 2020

As Journeyman pointed out below, it COULD have been Marten (I don't remember who that is, some side character?) eating cereal =P

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Joseph · August 13, 2020

“Tacos: yes” shirts / prints when?

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Jeffrey Anderson · August 13, 2020

Came here today hoping for, at least, a kiss. Oh well.

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Lisa · August 13, 2020

I really love how lovely and wholesome and kind the characters are in this comic. These two are working their way through a complicated social interaction, and they're stumbling and being awkward, and the whole way through, they're giving each other space to make mistakes and coming back to the common ground of how much they value their (currently platonic) relationship.

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SC · August 13, 2020

This is so great, and so cute, no matter if they end up together or not

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · August 13, 2020

Dammit. I sort of hoped that the final panel today would have Clinton jumping up in Elliot's arms and smooching.

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Todd Ellner · August 13, 2020

You would hope, but you wouldn't expect

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Andrew Tate · August 13, 2020

That robot has no nose. How do they smell?

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Raoul · August 13, 2020

Awful.

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Bagge · August 13, 2020

Does all resturant personal treat the customers as their personal soap opera or is it only these two?

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LowEndLem · August 13, 2020

On slow days, you gotta make do. I used to thrive off the random gossip waitresses would bring back from their tables.

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Joseph Bonnar · August 13, 2020

JEPH! We demand resolution! Will they or will they NOT eat their damned burritos!

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 13, 2020

Does Eliot look like he has EVER left a burrito uneaten??

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Sleepy John · August 13, 2020

Kinda wondering about the other two couples, now.

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SpookyPenguin · August 13, 2020

Robots are over this romantic comedy thing!

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ViankiStudios · August 13, 2020

I need the Tacos: yes but on a shirt.

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Populuxe · August 13, 2020

After the first time they make love: Clinton: I didn’t know I had it in me. Elliott: That’s... disappointing. Clinton: No! I mean-!

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Solomon Garland · August 13, 2020

That's objectively hilarious but also, Elliot strikes me as wayyy more of a bottom than Clinton somehow...

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 13, 2020

THANK YOU FOR MORE CUTE CHECK OUT LADY!!

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Populuxe · August 13, 2020

Fuck it. If Elliott doesn’t eat his burrito, I will.

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Joseph Bonnar · August 13, 2020

I see how it is. You and I, we are BOTH founding members of the "No Burrito Shall Remain Uneaten" club.

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Jason Holmes · August 13, 2020

I honestly don't think he's romantically interested in guys based on the way he acts. Around women he finds attractive he has a shy awkwardness around himself that he really doesn't display around any men. The closest we got was when he blushed at how strong the cinnamon roll is but he got over that pretty quick. I kinda see Clinton turning Elliot down but I think Roku and Elliot would be great. He's always crushing on people I think it'd be great if he got blindsided by a crush on him. I actually don't see Clinton being involved in any relationship. I see him taking time to travel or something and 'find himself' When Brun inevitably turns him down (I also think she might be asexual) Clinton seems desperate to get into a relationship, just like Elliot is desperate for one of his crushes to pan out. I don't think either should and I think they'd both be better in the long run.

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Christine Hottinger · August 13, 2020

I was pretty awkward around boys when I was a teenager. Blushed profusely. Doesn't stop me from being in a pretty happy relationship with a woman today.

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Dennis Watson · August 13, 2020

I would eat at Tacos Yes.

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Kayla O'Brian · August 13, 2020

Jeff is really dragging this out lol. DOES HE LIKE DUDES OR NOT!?!?!?!?! :P

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Mark · August 13, 2020

Jeph, drag out a relationship storyline?! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2217 (Jeph "Totally poking fun at everybody who assumes Marten is gonna hook up with one of the interns") https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2807 Never!

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awgiedawgie · August 13, 2020

There's no such thing as "pretend this never happened." Once the cat's out of the bag, it's impossible to get it back <i><b>in</b></i> the bag.

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Some Ed · August 13, 2020

Cats are actually pretty easy to get back in bags, assuming they weren't mistreated in the bag and you're good at appearing to be completely and utterly incompetent at keeping the cat from getting in the bag. I've also witnessed some special cat grappling techniques which appeared to work like magic. Except, I'm not certain, it's possible I instead watched magic that just happened to look as if it was special cat grappling techniques. "pretend this never happened" is *much* harder than getting a cat back in a bag.

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Christine Hottinger · August 13, 2020

YOU CAN GIVE US SOME MASCULINE-MASCULINE MAKE-OUTS, JEPH. IT'S BEEN 17 YEARS.

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Bob Grannan · August 13, 2020

We have to be careful, though -- he just established that the comic is officially a surly teen. The more we ask for things the less likely the comic will give them to us... or Jeph.

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BobC · August 13, 2020

I always take my gyros and roll them like a burrito, which my gyro place views as a heresy and asks me to go outside. (Not a problem during COVID.) Just me and my Greek Burrito Tragedy.

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Captain Button · August 13, 2020

Or a Geek Chorus, amirite?

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Nicolas Demers · August 13, 2020

So... it looks like nothing's going to happen and they'll stay just friends? Mind you, all this healthy adult communication is a step up from the usual romcom fare of hilarious misunderstandings and creepy boundary-pushing

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Peter Jensen · August 13, 2020

Well ... now Clinton knows and he'll probably take some time to process it. Certainly doesn't look like a permanent shut-down on the whole bi/polyam shipping there's been going on for a while.

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David Barr · August 13, 2020

This showed up elsewhere in my browsing, today. I immediately thought of Dale... https://grapee.jp/en/104093

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Miyaa · August 13, 2020

Oh god. God no.

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Chris Weigert · August 13, 2020

Elliot is the poster child for bisexual disaster and I must adore and protecc my unusually large child.

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Frank Wales · August 13, 2020

'Bisexual disaster' is someone's new band name, almost probably.

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Joe · August 13, 2020

don't bail, you idiots!! go for it!!

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Zack Hoffman · August 13, 2020

that looks nothing like the inside of Bueno Y Sano

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Alex Ives · August 13, 2020

Dangit, now I want burritos.

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Alex Ives · August 13, 2020

I haven't lived in Northampton since 2011 and I still crave bueno y sano on a regular basis.

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Joseph Bonnar · August 13, 2020

And the... CLIFFHANGER. Or as we may best put it... The CLInthanger!

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 13, 2020

I read that sooooo wrong at first.... I was like... wait neither of them HAVE a cli.... oh.... wait- you said CLINthanger....

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Nancy Boutwell · August 13, 2020

There are so many places where the rule is "Never read the comments". This space is "Always read the comments!" I love to come here and SQUEE with y'all! (THEY ARE ADORABLE!)

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Andrew Mitchell · August 13, 2020

100% agree! Maybe THE best comment section the internet.

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Carin Maja Brooks · August 13, 2020

Clinton, don't bait us like this

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Freedom · August 13, 2020

Clinton I'm begging you please just give a straight answer. No wait not straight give a gay answer!

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Alita.Accord · August 13, 2020

It would be a Bi answer.

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Peter McDevitt · August 13, 2020

so what cereal will Steve be eating on Monday?

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Miyaa · August 13, 2020

Froot Loops with Melon

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David Durant · August 13, 2020

Great to see more of Daphelina :-)

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Kenneth · August 13, 2020

We need "Tacos: Yes." merch!

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Miyaa · August 13, 2020

“Tacos: Yes” beer coasters would be sweet.

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Yahsho Jinn · August 13, 2020

"At that moment, Clinton instantly remembers the picture of a hamster eating a banana."

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gatherer818 · August 13, 2020

I spat sweet tea on my keyboard, also I hate you, also I love you.

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Matt Grayson · August 13, 2020

I love those two. We’ve seen them at least twice before. When Dale was wearing the suit designed by Emily, and leaving UR after getting a spray from Sam. Someone named the AI “Dykebot”.

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Norah Porter · August 13, 2020

new characters? bold move, jeph, because i'm already attached

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Michael Boettger · August 13, 2020

You two. Breaking everybody's heart. Again. And didn't we see the AI at CoD with the server? Commenting about Dale modeling Emily's outfit?

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Pejo · August 13, 2020

QC fans' encyclopedic memories never fail to impress me.

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Jason · August 13, 2020

That's not a "I'm not interested" from Clinton...

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Matthew Van Gangelen · August 13, 2020

Just a cliff hanger....

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Chris Sims · August 13, 2020

Damnit Jeph, I just ordered Dumplings and now I want a Burrito!

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Daniel Burnett · August 13, 2020

I demand boy kissing immediately

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Nutjob · August 13, 2020

YAY NEW CHARACTERS

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William Cole · August 13, 2020

I think we've seen those two before at CoD. I didn't recognize the human at first, but pretty sure that's the "I'm not even into guys" AI.

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mrdavid · August 13, 2020

Where's the tophats and monacles when you need them?

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Grace Serenity · August 13, 2020

They're at the Horrible Revelation, where they always are!

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Eric Sieck · August 13, 2020

Clinton has yet to say that he’s NOT interested.

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EnterTheHero · August 13, 2020

Fingers crossed!!

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Ian Wolfe · August 13, 2020

OMFG JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

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Michael · August 13, 2020

What are they putting in the burritos if it's happening that often?

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Simon Green · August 13, 2020

Must be super powerful if robo-chef had to remove their nose.

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Lord Crusade · August 13, 2020

Oh, these two... their hopeless!

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Mark Thomas · August 13, 2020

they're*

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salixOS · August 13, 2020

Those poor burritos.

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NinjaZaku · August 13, 2020

Oh no they've fallen into an awkward goofus feedback loop! Someone snap them out of it!

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Joseph Bonnar · August 13, 2020

NELSON! Paperclip, stat!

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Daryl Resplandor · August 13, 2020

The AI's comment just lends more credence to the theory that Northampton is slowly approaching adorkable nerd critical mass.

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orangejuicenut · August 13, 2020

Burritos are nice

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Simon Green · August 13, 2020

Tacos: YES.