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August 12, 2020

It's Burrito Time

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jimfromtx · August 14, 2020

Clinton, you adorable doofus.

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A Lys Lindheim · August 14, 2020

Now i just want them to make out.

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A Lys Lindheim · August 14, 2020

Clinton has really come far from the the annoying scrub of yesteryear.

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Yonatan Zunger · August 13, 2020

I keep coming back to this one and just looking at Clinton's facial expressions in the last two panels. Those are priceless. )

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gatherer818 · August 13, 2020

I died laughing so hard I re-upped my Patreon _just_ to have a comment section I could squee to.

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Joe · August 13, 2020

ok, that was brilliant. I nearly fell off my chair laughing.

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Morgyn · August 13, 2020

MY SHIP IS COMING IN

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Patrick Caffey · August 12, 2020

I am loving this storyline so much :)

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Anne Simonen · August 12, 2020

DYING. This is the death-by-second-hand-embarrassment content that keeps me coming back XD

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Livy N · August 12, 2020

I AM SMILING SO HARD RN ❤️

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Christine Hottinger · August 12, 2020

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm gonna be so disappointed if Clinton isn't into dudes.

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Cas · August 12, 2020

Or if Clinton isn't into Elliot

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Brian · August 12, 2020

Aw shit

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Clifton Royston · August 12, 2020

Not relevant to this story line, but extremely relevant to QC - there is an emu on the loose in Doncaster, UK. It's visible, at least sometimes, but as it hasn't been caught yet... https://twitter.com/MyDoncaster/status/1293486416094277632

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Ace · August 12, 2020

The same thing happened a few years back in Nanaimo, British Columbia, leading to the immortal headline "Emu on the loose, but not considered flight risk"

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Joe Vandevander · August 12, 2020

I imagine it's been said about a gazillion times, but I want to live in their reality. Not because how cool AI is, but I'm just tired of 2020 in this reality. "1/10 Would not recommend timeline."

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Ducky · August 12, 2020

This storyline makes me gleeful

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Mark · August 12, 2020

Clinton's starburst of realisation in panel 5 is hilarious!

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cookiecryptid · August 12, 2020

I love them YES

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Emily Schutze · August 12, 2020

You can't stop there! How am I meant to wait until tomorrow to find out how Clinton takes this???!!!

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Piscador · August 12, 2020

I've been looking forward to seeing how Elliot was going to approach Clinton. Jeph, you have excelled yourself once again. Well done, sir. BTW, I really couldn't see Brun with either Elliot or Clinton. Neither of them seemed to me to be a good match for her. Millie and Brun? Plenty of potential there. Given Brun's Asperger's/autism, I reckon she would appreciate having a relationship with a non-human, somebody that she can be with without constantly analyzing their behavior. That said, Brun has never shown much interest in sex, so perhaps a purely platonic relationship (as with Renee) would work best for her.

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Some Ed · August 13, 2020

Sometimes people not showing interest in sex is a matter of priorities. As someone on the autism spectrum, I showed an early interest in relationships, but as I came to understand more of how little I recognized what was going on around me compared to how much other people seemed to, I had other priorities by the time puberty came around, and thus didn't show interest in sex until years after puberty. I've talked with others whose delay was decades, for the same reason.

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Fabio Neves · August 12, 2020

Y E S

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Anna Phylaxis · August 12, 2020

oh my GOD of course elliot disclosed his crush by only hypothetically talking about the crush target TO the crush target he is adorable but OH MY GOSH elliot you big coward <3

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KingAtticus · August 12, 2020

I’ve done what Elliot has done, although the person I did this too had a bit of fun and sorta prodded me to say something knowing I was talking about them! XD

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Paul Hodges · August 12, 2020

Love the way Elliot's face *slowly* reddens a little more each frame as he works up his courage inch by inch and then chickens out too late. XD

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Pedro Kaled Da Cás · August 12, 2020

Jeph, if they hookup and it's wholesome and all, please consider a patrons only saucy post....

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Magus · August 12, 2020

Woo! Not as dense as he could be!

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Burcu Yücesoy · August 12, 2020

Awwww 🥰🥰

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Beth McMillan · August 12, 2020

Elliot you beautiful pink-faced baby

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Mattezhion Zane Corgan Campbell · August 12, 2020

That penny took a while to drop, but it made a sweet 'kaching' sound when it landed

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CorruptDropbear · August 12, 2020

oh my god he's an idiot. a big lovable idiot

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Armin · August 12, 2020

Little typo: "Of cou_r_se ..."

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Ingress Insights: An Ingress Podcast · August 12, 2020

This is the usual cliffhanger thing we would get on a Friday comic so nice that it’s midweek.

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lazymagpie · August 12, 2020

Cliffhange... heh...

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Millie · August 12, 2020

I am so very here for this

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Yahsho Jinn · August 12, 2020

But... What is he isn't into guys. I know that is an unpopular opinion now but it still happens.

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Matthew Van Gangelen · August 12, 2020

It’s a possibility but given Jeph’s wardrobe choices for Clinton I would bet against it. More likely is that Clinton needs some time to process.

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Marc Pengryffyn · August 12, 2020

That actually went much, much better than I anticipated.

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Solomon Garland · August 12, 2020

BRAVE BOY. GOOD BOY. YES.

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Sarah Ellis · August 12, 2020

When two disaster bis collide...

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Nick Hodgson · August 12, 2020

I would definitely be Clinton in this situation! Either that or I'd be constantly thinking "Is this a date or is it not?".

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Bonnie Fiddis · August 12, 2020

Eeeeeeeep I’ve asked someone out like this before by indirectly doing it and umm it kinda worked out, for a while. God I feel the awkwardness through the screen.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · August 12, 2020

YOU DON"T HAVE TO BEAT CLINTON OVER THE HEAD more than three or four times BEFORE HE GETS THE IDEA

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SpookyPenguin · August 12, 2020

dun dun DUNNNN

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giacu · August 12, 2020

OMG Elliot! Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!

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MikeT · August 12, 2020

I feel like Clinton's last comic should have been half muffled with partially eaten burrito

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Maripier · August 12, 2020

The redness in his face is g r a d u a l

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kupo · August 12, 2020

Panel 5 had me cry laughing. I literally heard the "Boomff!" sound of Clinton's revelation. 🤣

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BobC · August 12, 2020

I just LOVE it when a clue-by-four hits not just the target, but also the wielder! Clues abound, and occasionally slap you in the face, or about the head and shoulder.

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Lisa · August 12, 2020

Ahahaha am dying. I keep re-reading it and it gets me laughing every time. So happy that Clinton finally figured it out; I can't wait to see what happens next.

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Greg Matyola · August 12, 2020

Fear is the sauce that makes the burrito taste great. Fear the Burrito

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Bagge · August 12, 2020

You sit down this minute and tell him about your sweet buns

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Finvaara · August 12, 2020

That is literally exactly how my big dumb ass would do this, except for I wouldn't leave my burrito behind.

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Katrina Urmson · August 12, 2020

I made a high enough squee noise that I had to sum-up for my hubby. <3 They are so adorable!

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Octobre · August 12, 2020

OMG he did it !!! Elliott is so brave 😭💜

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Ellina Waldman · August 12, 2020

This might be the best comic you’ve ever created!!!

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Sleepy John · August 12, 2020

Enough clue-by-fours used to build a small house.

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Ace · August 12, 2020

CLINTON IT'S YOUR CHANCE, GRAB THAT MAN BEFORE HE LEAVES AND TELL HIM SOME THINGS

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KikiCakes · August 12, 2020

Damn Clinton's slow XD Panel 4 probably lasted ages

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The Significant Otters · August 12, 2020

Finally!

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Katy Kania · August 12, 2020

YAY ELIOT!!

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Adam · August 12, 2020

Tomorrow: Marigold eating Pop-Tarts

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Nulgar · August 12, 2020

Tbh that sounds very sexy.

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Daryl Sawyer · August 12, 2020

lol, same thing Clinton did to Emily that one time.

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David Jackson · August 12, 2020

This is exactly the thing I thought it would be hilarious for Eliot to do if he weren't such a goober I did not take into account the possibility that he might goober his way into it on accident.

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Joseph Bonnar · August 12, 2020

Well done. VERY well done.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · August 12, 2020

So, in tomorrow's strip will be a perfect time for Renee to show up, shouting "Ohh yeah! Who here likes fuckin' dudes?" And Brun. And Mr. Scunk. Perfect Elliot experience™

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Czarzhan · August 12, 2020

Oh, man, that made me laugh so hard!

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Brooks Moses · August 12, 2020

typo: "couse" for "course" in the second panel. Took me a couple of rereads to notice it because of all the EMOTIONS, though. :)

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Hugh Eckert · August 12, 2020

Next up, Millie and Brun come into the burrito place.

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Derick Huth · August 12, 2020

This is where Clinton says “Wait! Finish your burrito. You can’t have desert if you don’t finish your burrito.”

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Jeremy · August 12, 2020

Gods help all of us if you cliff-hanger this.

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A sheep · August 12, 2020

HELL YEAH

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Bacon Lord · August 12, 2020

No you get back here and face your feelings you adorable cinnamon roll!

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Green · August 12, 2020

Waiting for this one to be posted publicly is torture. I NEED to scream at all my friends about this 😭😭😭

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Alex Borders · August 12, 2020

Aaaarrrgggg!!! The cute! It burns!

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Jimmy King · August 12, 2020

I do not think Clinton is gay

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Diptych · August 12, 2020

I think Clinton might be bi.

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Julian Leventhal Hicks · August 12, 2020

I love this. Also, I have Clinton’s shirt.

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Brooks Moses · August 12, 2020

I think I have Elliott's shirt, albeit in my size rather than his. Should we go have lunch?

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Julia Allen-Hesse · August 12, 2020

ELLIOTT

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AstralAegis · August 12, 2020

AHHH MY GAY HEART CANT TAKE THIS

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Andrew Mitchell · August 12, 2020

OMFG panel 5 is absolutely perfect!! Also, thanks Jeph for not dragging this out too much. <3

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Julienne Ignace · August 12, 2020

Seriously. While it would have been nice to check in on Steve and the cereal he's eating, I totally kinda half expected this point in the plot to be dropped on a Friday.

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Stephanie Ringold · August 12, 2020

Aww Elliot I feel this struggle for real.

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Jimmy Thorsell · August 12, 2020

the ship is real... THE SHIP IS REAL *heavy breathing* *soooo happy*!

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fluffy · August 12, 2020

Well, this is the hardest I've laughed at a webcomic in a long time.

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Allison · August 12, 2020

I can't believe we're finally doing this

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Ami · August 12, 2020

I WANT TO SEE ELLIOT PICK UP CLIN-TON AND THROW HIM IN THE AIR (gently) AND THEY LAUGH TOGETHER HAPPILY

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Yonatan Zunger · August 12, 2020

Also, this entire plot thread brings me so much joy -- it's so rare to see queer male plots at all, and that coupled with my confidence that Jeph will handle it well is just the most special thing. I feel very seen.

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Thisguy · August 12, 2020

Hahahahahahaha. This is brilliant.

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salixOS · August 12, 2020

Am I the only one that can hear the "tick tick tick *PING*" between panels 4 and 5? *Edit* No, I am not.

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Yonatan Zunger · August 12, 2020

Is there an expression for this in English? In Hebrew I'd say "the token dropped."

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Jeffrey Nonken · August 12, 2020

Too late, Elliot. Cat, bag, out of. But now at least this will move forward, whatever direction it takes.

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M Cohen · August 12, 2020

Love the progression of Elliot’s blush!

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William Cole · August 12, 2020

Northampton must have the highest concentration of Adorable Dorks in the world.

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Daryl Resplandor · August 12, 2020

They need to be careful or the stammering awkwardness will reach critical mass and cause the entire area to collapse into a black hole

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John Fiala · August 12, 2020

Oh, god, I'm laughing my fool head off.

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 12, 2020

Your tag line (or whatever it's called) is fucking great!! XD XD

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Jackie Horn · August 12, 2020

HE GOT IT. HE GOT IT. OMFG HE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER!!!!!

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Sandrock · August 12, 2020

It's happening! 😻😻😻

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legobil · August 12, 2020

Gonna be awesome to see tomorrow’s comic! Really looking forward!

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Andrew Mitchell · August 12, 2020

Quick switch to Marten & Steve hanging out???? Nah, I'm sure Jeph won't be THAT cruel.

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Lin · August 12, 2020

AUGH ELIOTT YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL DUMB DUMB

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Jeremy Westerfield · August 12, 2020

In panel 5, I can almost hear the "tick tick tick tick tick *ding!*"

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Andrew Mitchell · August 12, 2020

Best. Panel. Ever.

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Raven Razor · August 12, 2020

Let's get these two together and let Milla have Brun and yes!

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legobil · August 12, 2020

Don’t abandon the Poly-ship yet!

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Maple Autumn · August 12, 2020

Hello I am back and can confirm that yes I have died from screaming

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Double · August 12, 2020

BOY YOU TURN AROUND AND FINISH THAT BURRITO BY WHICH I MEAN PROPERLY CONFESS YO FEELINGS

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awgiedawgie · August 12, 2020

Technically, asking him to lunch <i>is</i> asking him "out". It's just not asking him out <i>on a date</i>.

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Emily Kidney · August 12, 2020

I hope this poly-couple/3 works out :)

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Waffliesinyoface · August 12, 2020

jeph i cant believe you're gonna leave us in SUSPENSE on this ALL WEEKEND, AAAAAAAAA

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Bryan Freehan · August 12, 2020

This comment made me doubt it was Tuesday... Thank you for that. :-)

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Joseph · August 12, 2020

Clinton asking how do you halfway ask someone out, seconds later realizing he’s done the exact same thing lol

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Glenn · August 12, 2020

I think his realization was that he is the dude in question.

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Erin Moriarty · August 12, 2020

Why is this every date I've ever had with a girl???

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magus424 · August 12, 2020

panel 2 typo; "of couse" should be "of course" :)

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Miyaa · August 12, 2020

Those two are such idiots. lol

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Kyle Major · August 12, 2020

Haha well he roundabout asked him in the end

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ERRORCODE616 · August 12, 2020

ELLIOT NO

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Creepy Cat Lady · August 12, 2020

ohmygosh this is the cutest Jeph if you break my heart I may never recover.

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Todd Chaikin · August 12, 2020

Awww 😍

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Samantha Yeaman · August 12, 2020

YESSSSSS. Finally.

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NinjaZaku · August 12, 2020

COVER BLOWN ABORT MISSION

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Scout · August 12, 2020

Clinton you DUNCE I adore you

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Abhayakara · August 12, 2020

The Flight From La Veracruzana...

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Michael Boettger · August 12, 2020

So who gets the sympathy milkshake this time?

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legobil · August 12, 2020

Why not both? I could go for one myself as well!

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Maria E. · August 12, 2020

Awww Elliot. Cute teddy bear. You were at least mostly brave.

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aetherspoon · August 12, 2020

ronpaulitshappening.gif

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Nancy Boutwell · August 12, 2020

ha!

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Nicolas Demers · August 12, 2020

FINALLY THE SECRET IS OUT

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Cody Renton · August 12, 2020

YOU ARE SO CLOSE

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Douglas E. Smith · August 12, 2020

YES! We're over the hill now. Time to enjoy the rest of the ride...:)

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legobil · August 12, 2020

To be honest tho, that was pretty brave!

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Jessica · August 12, 2020

I FREAKING LOVE THIS

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That'sSoRevan · August 12, 2020

This better end in a whole load of gay smooches otherwise I swear-

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Brooks Moses · August 12, 2020

I expect Clinton will need to take some time to think about it ... but I could be entirely wrong.

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EnterTheHero · August 12, 2020

DO NOT LEAVE YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR ANSWER IF YOU RUN

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Michael Boettger · August 12, 2020

Light juuust went on in Clinton's head, didn't it?

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Grace Serenity · August 12, 2020

He did have to look up a wikiHow to go on a date with Emily, after all!

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Michael · August 12, 2020

Oh wow! Talk about biting the bullet and going for it. I’m impressed!

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · August 12, 2020

OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!

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Huge Cook · August 12, 2020

Whooo! Here we go!

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orangejuicenut · August 12, 2020

Gay it’s so adorable

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orangejuicenut · August 12, 2020

No I won’t correct that typo

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Yonatan Zunger · August 12, 2020

😂😂😂 OK, that's not quite how I expected that to go.

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Chatt · August 12, 2020

That. Is how a Clinton-Brun-Elliot reactor explodes.

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Captain Button · August 12, 2020

Does that make Renee a moderator?

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Tamara Macadam · August 12, 2020

BABY