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July 16, 2020

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Comments (91)

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W H Sparkman · July 23, 2020

I wish I could have a date with Bubbles.

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Beechwood Chip · July 19, 2020

"That is the spirit" Remember when Faye never used contractions? Now it's a Bubbles thing.

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Warren Garabrandt · July 17, 2020

I haven't read all the other comments cuz there's just so many. Am I the only one here that's drawing the parallel between this and our broken legal system in the United States? AIs not being able to get opportunities after they've left jail (just tried getting a job as a felon in the United States), having their bodies literally falling apart around them (like the felons who basically can't get healthcare in this country), and now she is even losing her voice (much like how felons aren't allowed to vote in many places).

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fluffy · July 17, 2020

That’s almost certainly the entire point to May’s character arc.

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Boots McGoot · July 17, 2020

this is really touching, and very wise. Good ol Bubbles.

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Beechwood Chip · July 17, 2020

I bet you could make some serious money with a real GoFundMe for buying May a new body

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MrFrenchFries · July 17, 2020

Your AI make me want to be more I.

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BobC · July 17, 2020

I **FINALLY** realized what bugged me about this strip and the prior one: Just because May's vocalizer is broken does NOT mean her lips are broken! So, despite the sound coming out a speaker, why aren't her lips moving?

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Eric and Wednesday Burns-White · July 17, 2020

I assume the lip movements are designed to synchronize with the vocalizer itself, so that as the vocalizer creates a sound the lip shifts to that sound. The speaker unit almost certainly plugs into a different port, uses a different driver, and doesn't engage the system that the vocalizer and lip myomer use. It's like those old jukeboxes where the lights flash in time with the music -- if you disable the internal speakers and plug in an external speaker via an analog jack, the lights won't flash in time with the music because the interface between music and lights doesn't activate.

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Nicholas A Wagner · July 17, 2020

Why a get fighter? Sounds horrible for a being with the emotional capabilities of a human to be trapped in a body so ill suited for social interaction. And besides, you would need to get a Hasselhoff to do all the things for the story you can't do, like enter buildings, ask stupid questions so you can explain things the audience needs to know.

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Nicholas A Wagner · July 16, 2020

Someone has to sell some nice refurb bodies.

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Bagge · July 16, 2020

Yes mam

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Kuragari · July 16, 2020

Bubs <3

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OldGoat · July 16, 2020

Now's your chance, Sven, to make a large *anonymous* donation that puts the effort 'way over the top. Whatever the outcome, I hope Jeph doesn't change May's appearance too much. I still want her to look like May.

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Bagge · July 16, 2020

Either that or a fighter jet

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Mooster · July 16, 2020

I am hoping that Yay or similar is paying attention and May joins the military and gets that fighter jet chassis she always wanted. ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

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awgiedawgie · July 16, 2020

After what got her put in robot jail in the first place, she probably isn't eligible for the military now.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · July 16, 2020

Bubb's statement is the main theme of "The Art of Asking" - great book covering theme of accepting help from other people and giving back when and how you are able.

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Andrew Tate · July 16, 2020

Anyone else sad for May that her unit doesn't even have nipples? Kinda feel sorry for Sven too...

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Chris Crowther · July 16, 2020

This is why she wrote "TITS" across her chest, iirc.

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Chris Crowther · July 16, 2020

I love Bubbs.

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Maugrim · July 16, 2020

Beepatrice car wash can be your next NSFW drawing! :P

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Brian · July 16, 2020

Hell, the QC cast should get in on that.

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M the Autumn Owl · July 16, 2020

Yesssss May that's it

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skinnybdink · July 16, 2020

how did Jeph do that make the comic go all blurry just as i read the last two panels wait it's spreading the whole room is all blurry now uh oh is it wizard

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Dean Reilly · July 16, 2020

Be wary, onion ninjas may strike at any time!

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MiaKitty · July 16, 2020

I hope someone donates a jet plane...

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Damien · July 16, 2020

damn May's got a Dot Matrix monoboob. she needs an upgrade

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Tom wilson · July 16, 2020

Yeah, I think he covered that in a previous comic. She's got no intimate parts and is not "fully functional." That's a very SFW model.

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Michael Cadger · July 16, 2020

😢

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Benjamin Coomer · July 16, 2020

Ummm... Can we get a vote on that Bikini Carwash idea?

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awgiedawgie · July 16, 2020

Can we get Melon and Lemon in on it?

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Chris Sims · July 16, 2020

Will they donate the old body to Sven? for reasons?....

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Andrea Andrew · July 16, 2020

I think Sven’s feelings for May are more than just physical. Then again, knowing May, she and Sven might both use it together in one of their “games”. 😂

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Matt · July 16, 2020

Wise!

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Crushbot (security*) · July 16, 2020

Ummm...I would like to vote for a bikini carwash.

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Tom wilson · July 16, 2020

Agreed. I mean, that's what fan service is all about, right?

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Bacon Lord · July 16, 2020

$200 for our sassy blue bot

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Tom wilson · July 16, 2020

I bid $225. Wait, that's not what we're doing?

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Ace · July 16, 2020

The difficulty here is that Hannelore, or Yay, could pay for the whole thing without blinking. I look forward to seeing how it plays out.

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Yonatan Zunger · July 16, 2020

Yay could, but I'm not entirely certain that Hannelore could. Her parents each could, but she has good reason not to talk to her mother, and her father was plan A. And Yay... after the whole billion dollars incident, I think this may be a chance for them to learn how to act a bit more human. With unpredictable constraints.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · July 16, 2020

I hope that whatever happens, May stays Blue.

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Quantum Cat · July 16, 2020

I heartily agree with this. May without blue hair and skin would somehow be like May without a 'tude.

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Law the Fox · July 16, 2020

I WILL DONATE MY SKIN FOR THE POOR SWEET ROBOT GIRL. ;n;

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Czarzhan · July 16, 2020

If Faye and Bubbles had all the necessary parts on hand, could they construct a complete body? What I mean is, does Union Robotics have the necessary equipment to calibrate the more sensitive components and build a body from "scratch"?

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BobC · July 16, 2020

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Going from May boobs to Mari boobs was wonderful, but the return trip was kinda harsh. If only May had a better body...

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Posted4You · July 16, 2020

Hint hint....

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Ami · July 16, 2020

I think I needed that reminder from Bubbles. I'm actually in tears. Thank you, Jeph

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Katrina Urmson · July 16, 2020

Awwwwww. May. Also, Bubs is so good at listening between the monosyllables.

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Andrea Andrew · July 16, 2020

I’m happy that May now realizes that she has friends who will be there for her. I hope Sven helps out. Will Bubbles actually get her that money?

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GregD · July 16, 2020

It just occurred to me... isn't Sven rich? Like, he kept talking about the obscene amount of money he makes writing stupid songs. But I suppose it would be weird if he paid for the body outright, too. Because he and May had a thing.

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Elf Sternberg · July 16, 2020

Roko should host a bake sale! Bread bread bread bread!

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Alita.Accord · July 16, 2020

First time I've ever gone "Oh GOD, yes!" here, lol. Thanks for this.

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MikeT · July 16, 2020

Beepatrice has the right idea

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Fart Captor · July 16, 2020

I love Bubbles

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Andrea Andrew · July 16, 2020

Will May have to keep walking around topless? 🤣😂

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Grace Serenity · July 16, 2020

Here's hoping she gets some nipples on the next body!

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Douglas E. Smith · July 16, 2020

That was a 'No, Melon,' moment between Roko and Beeps..:) How does Roko keep finding them?

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Jennifer Doyle · July 16, 2020

They're attracted to Roko, as she is obviously stable and sensible. Or, as I call it, "flypaper for fuckups"

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Finvaara · July 16, 2020

This is so very true and good

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Thisguy · July 16, 2020

I hope that after May gets a new body, she then starts volunteering part time with Beeps and Roko in order to fight for AI socialised healthcare. As a way to repay the kindness she’s been shown. May has shown that she wants the system to improve for others, not just herself, and that she is uncomfortable with charity, so I hope she does take steps to “pay it forward”.

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Alex Borders · July 16, 2020

I am still amused that The Powers That Be are not insisting that May's naked chest be censored this time.

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Mike · July 16, 2020

No nipples, we're good. I cannot for the life of me understand why the female nipple is so sinful, but that seems to be the internet rule: blur the nipple, good to go.

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Rachel Maeroff · July 16, 2020

Thank you for always being awesome.

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Joel Bateman · July 16, 2020

Can the donation site be called Maytreon? Or May-Pal?

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Lauren Shipley · July 16, 2020

If Jeph and his pun-loving brain don't name it Maytreon it would be criminally negligent.

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Michael Boettger · July 16, 2020

Topaco has done a plush pintsize. Perhaps other AIs. But if they do a May, it'll need a pull string in the back for a sound box.

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Reyn Goldfur · July 16, 2020

Judging by what I've seen, all they -really- need is for one of their circle with a half decent social media following to re-share her donation page post and the dosh will flow in.

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Clark Wells · July 16, 2020

Imo, missed opportunity for the title: GoFundMay

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John · July 16, 2020

According to GoDaddy, gofundmay.com is available. LOL! I'd give if they'd do a bot-bikini calendar incentive.

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Joseph Bonnar · July 16, 2020

It takes a village to raise a bot or a child. But it takes a CHILD to raze a village. https://i.imgur.com/HLnpneP_d.webp?maxwidth=728&fidelity=grand

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Tachpmg · July 16, 2020

How do you do it Jeph? How do you make every single one of your characters so adorable, I want to hug ALL of them

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Some Ed · July 16, 2020

I don't want to hug Yelling Bird. Seriously, birds aren't really designed well for hugs. Their bones are fragile, and it's very easy for us to hurt them without intending to. Just saying, so you know.

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emmavoid · July 16, 2020

as someone who is only around thanks to a good community who supports me and helps my partner and I remain fed and off the street, this hit me right in the feels ;o;

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Some Ed · July 16, 2020

As someone who has been there, and enjoys helping out others when they're there, this hit me right in the feels. Also, good luck with your situation.

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least_rectangles · July 16, 2020

I'm not tearing up you're tearing up shut up

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Crushogre · July 16, 2020

I've never understood reluctance to accept charity, having needed it at several times in my life.

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fluffy · July 16, 2020

At least in the USA, we get it very much drilled into our heads that accepting charity is accepting failure.

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Michael Boettger · July 16, 2020

God I love Bubbles. Even more than I did before. Who would have thought of her as a AI philosopher.

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Grace Serenity · July 16, 2020

She's seen some shit, man!

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Miyaa · July 16, 2020

Now I want a bonus page of Roko and Beeps wearing bikinis.

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Mark · July 16, 2020

Hell yeah!

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EnterTheHero · July 16, 2020

Sometimes, the hardest thing to do is ask for help. Speaking from experience.

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Simon Green · July 16, 2020

Yeah, so ... can I have twenty bucks?

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Max D S · July 16, 2020

Shoulda asked for a Benjamin!

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Danya Michael · July 16, 2020

She knows Bubbles and Faye are getting their business off the ground. She'll hit up richer targets for more money.

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Bonnie Fiddis · July 16, 2020

So much good feels on here lately 💖

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PoorGodzilla · July 16, 2020

Bubbles is true comrade.

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Tamara Macadam · July 16, 2020

bubs...

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Jeph Jacques · July 16, 2020

Ah piss I forgot the logo on Beeps' shirt, will fix tomorrow D:

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BobC · July 16, 2020

Seriously: Set up a GoFundMe for May and send the funds somewhere wonderful. It would be **so** cool to see more QC IRL.