The Channeling
oh no
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release the virus
Honestly I don't see that as a bad thing in the sense that she's trying to keep her dad motivated and committed to his word.
w h a t
...Oops. Gotta run!
I love tannelore.
To be fair, I only complete about 4% of the project I've ever started, and I've already managed to change the world twice. :-)
Yeah, but how much <i>could</i> you have changed the world if you completed more of what you started?
Them’s fightin’ words, Winslow.
They find out three weeks from now he had Station crank out a state-of-the-art body for her from the onsite labs and shipped it the same day he sent the letter, but there was a routing problem and it went through Hong Kong... It looks all blobby and bland till they turn it on, and then it autoconfigures to an androgynous body and face until you select specific features, and - it looks exactly like Yay.
That hair kinda looks like a lion's mane. Angry lion Hanners.
Nice use of kerning for evoking dread. :-)
Hannelore's hidden power- a face-melting stare. Funny, her mother had that one too!
I think this is the only appropriate response: Winslow? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uf_rTLqj0o
I mean, having her mother's organisational skills isn't a terrible thing.
Not at all no, but Hanners would not want to be compared to someone as ruthlessly corporate and business-minded as her mother
I don't know why, but this was my first association: Menalore. https://i.imgur.com/bQfYW4u.png
What's that referencing, I just saw it used here a few hours ago and now I'm curious: https://twitter.com/gene_hf/status/1283173730990997505
Is this scene in Coffee of Doom? It's been forever since we've been there!
Not that long, the party they had the other day was there. In universe it probably was one or tw days ago
My mom always said, you never know what you're gonna git.
Panels 3 and 4 are perfect to create a "tales from retail" meme. Thank you! :D
Panel 4 eyes O.O 0_0
That is EXACTLY the look my son gets when I tell him he's acting like his Mom.
It's too late to run, Winslow.
By now, I can't read the words "oh no" without the song of the same name by Luke Westaway starting in my head. The opening lyrics even kinda fit: Oh no Terrible news: I've grown Grown as a person Not enough to make me better, more considerate Less anxious in myself
Too bad that computer in his head doesn't allow Winslow to think before he speaks.
So Winslow has a self-destruct function, but with extra steps. Gotcha.
W H A T
"So, you have chosen D E A T H."
I mean... yeah? the Rollins Band's "Just Like You" is relevant here.
The comparison is horrible, but the power is necessary.
Don't forget, there are TWO emergency AI bodies they might have access to - Winslow's and (I think) Momo's. Wait - didn't they do something to Momo's old body to prevent Pintsize from... well, being Pintsize?
and besides, such a body would make her job difficult
Ooooooo miniscule possibility of this eventually leading to a phonecall
Hannelore seems to teleport from back to front of bar, and back again. She is behind the bar in each panel but you have to look twice.
I think it's just that the bar and the back wall are the same color and in some of the panels it happens to be cropped in a way that the bar is not visible, but I definitely thought you were right for a minute there.
Oh Winslow, we hardly knew ye.
Are we now one step closer to releasing the virus? Damn it, Winslow.
The Hannering has begun. None shall be spared.
I’m saving that What! As a reaction image 😆
The Channeloreing...
He'd *better* run....
Good thing Winslow doesn't have his old body. He wouldn't have made it off the counter, much less out of Hanners' reach...
Shit, he'd have been doing a Frisbee imitation out the front window in his old body.
How dare you, sir!
Oh buoy...
Winslow...R U N
https://youtu.be/79i2YKaDjJ4?t=132
I mean, it's not like Winslow is just wrong, he just might have better considered the impact of his statement.
Winslow isn't wrong, you know...
Hanners being exasperated with her dad was just what I needed today.
Winslow was never seen again....
Chill, Hanners, it's Winston.
Welp. time for Winslow to return to the yaks. He'll live peacefully there
Fuckin RIP Winslow
Oh Hannelore. <3
oops
“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.” https://www.sparknotes.com/lit/earnest/quotes/page/3/
Sorry, Hanners. We all eventually end up channeling our parents.
Channellore :P
Faye and Bubbles' next project: dislodging Winslow's foot from his mouth
Or Hanner's from somewhere else.
YOU DONE MESSED UP NOW WINSLOW
*It's Always Sunny Theme* "Winslow Fucking Dies"
Bad Winston. Next he’ll be sharing his body with May! Hmm would that be like a conscience? Or split/competing personalities.
I'm hoping for the latter!
But yeah, between Tilly and Station, they could write up the proposals, get him to sign, and get it SAFELY planetsize. And perhaps petty cash to put a down payment on a new chassis.
Shouldn't have said that. Should NOT have said that
Oh boy, also what does w h a t sound like? Just slower?
It’s the slow pointed angry ‘what’ that has an implied challenge. You would have heard it before.
4% doesnt seem that bad some days...
Wait, is Hannelore now going to chew out her mother to get this done?
She doesn't want anything to do with her mother at this point. And I'm pretty sure Hanners would realize the hypocrisy of contacting her mother specifically to use her for her own benefit.
And that's why she releases the virus…
2020 would do well to have ANOTHER virus to deal with....
Poor Hanners. Being bossy and getting people to do what you want isn't inherently bad. It's a tool like any other. I hope she understands that. But I can see this causing a huge crisis for her.
RUN.
https://youtu.be/79i2YKaDjJ4?t=132
The apple may have fallen far from the tree, but it seems to be rolling back towards it....
Crab apple? 🍎
OH NO
Oh, no. You shouldn’t have done that.
Oh boy.
No Winslow, not the "M" word.
I expected her eyes to be red for the last panel.
He done fucked up.
Oh boy
Oh boy.
oh boy