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September 23, 2019

Hip Hip Hooray

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Comments (60)

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Jon Daneman · September 25, 2019

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_Hug-Her

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Bill Hall · September 24, 2019

(Read "hipfucking," dissolved into helpless hilarity.)

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Comics Ladybird · September 23, 2019

Guys, your pillow talk sucks. Nevertheless, I can't help find May real sexy here.

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · September 25, 2019

Like, "Kerchunk" sexy?

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Yonatan Zunger · September 23, 2019

Given this further verification of May's lack of external genitalia, though, I'm even _more_ curious about WTF they were doing in that position two strips ago. Everything I can imagine sounds painful.

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Daryl Sawyer · September 23, 2019

Maybe her crotch has sufficient "give" to it that, sufficiently lubricated, it can be humped kind of like someone's leg.

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Jay Cantrell · September 23, 2019

I have many questions about AI chassis design now. Many.

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Mark · September 23, 2019

Well this is just getting weird(er)!

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Stephen Wells · September 23, 2019

DAMMIT I just realised that we're all missing a "Hipsterfucker" joke here.

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Stephen Wells · September 23, 2019

Sven is a good deal stronger than he looks. Physically, not emotionally, that is.

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Yahsho Jinn · September 23, 2019

It would be totally cool to see like a how the body of an AI works.. like one of those... "Darth Vader's suit explained" sorta thing

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Richard Hohm · September 24, 2019

A Haynes manual!

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Bagge · September 23, 2019

accidental panel two intimicy defused!

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Joseph Knize · September 23, 2019

Am I the only one disappointed by her lack of colorful pubes? It’s just me? Ok, then. Just checking.

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Finvaara · September 23, 2019

No, I can promise you that she is disappointed as well.

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Andrea Andrew · September 23, 2019

Good luck maintaining dignity with your pants down and your naked butt out, May.🤣😂

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Comics Ladybird · September 23, 2019

You know, compared to her having to hop around on one leg looking for help (thanks Sven), I think she'll manage now.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · September 23, 2019

hipsters

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Sleepy John · September 23, 2019

Panel 2: I wonder what else Sven can do that makes May's eyes go like that?

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Sleepy John · September 23, 2019

I suppose someone else has already made the 'ball in socket' jokes.

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Sleepy John · September 23, 2019

Another disjointed relationship.

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OldGoat · September 23, 2019

Claire? Maybe, but I reckon it'll be Bubbles who'll see right through them right out of the gate - er - right through the bedroom door. Edit - On second thought, Roko's more likely to catch wind of the shenanigans first. She and Bubbs probably have the similar high performance bullshit detectors installed.

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Michael Boettger · September 23, 2019

As far as human-AI relationships go, Faye and Bubbles would be the go-to for advice. That is, after Faye scorn-flings Sven out of the shop.

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BobC · September 23, 2019

Though it's not a secret, it has been shamefully hushed that May's chassis is a left-over from when Lego and Ikea briefly partnered in the AI chassis business. Yes, it was *just* like when Microsoft did phones.

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Brooks Moses · September 23, 2019

Nah, I'm pretty sure it was MegaBloks, not Lego.

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Posted4You · September 23, 2019

The mental image of that potential comic made me Guffaw! (It's like LOL, only in real life)

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Shawn K. Younkin · September 23, 2019

Oh, please Sven; it's not like you have OTHER hips to compare May's to!

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Dean Reilly · September 23, 2019

Hey, you haven't lived his life.

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Alex · September 23, 2019

I'm hip to a Claire and Sven pairing. May they crash and burn spectacularly.

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Chris Arnold · September 23, 2019

Why? Shes already in a relation :S and they haven't shown anything polygamous with them both

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Jason Rock · September 23, 2019

If she gets that hip looked by Faye and Bubs, the moment that they realize that's not joint fluid is going to be horrifying and epic all at the same time.

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Yonatan Zunger · September 23, 2019

I really want to see this scene.

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Bob Gilmore · September 23, 2019

Oh shiiit Sven did some AI repair! Is that a union job? Is there gonna be a throwdown between him and Faye and Bubbs?

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Ardent Slacker · September 23, 2019

It's first aid. Her hip's still fucked. Er, I mean... no, no, I'll let the pun stand.

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Avery Vincent · September 23, 2019

I think you mean "Claire-ity."

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Mike de Jong · September 23, 2019

I think I have to make a Tragically Hip joke here, or they'll take my Canadian passport away. Uhhhhhh.... That was May's Fifty-Mission (knee)Cap?

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Mike de Jong · September 23, 2019

Shit, At The Hundredth Mayridian was RIGHT THERE.

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Calmweaver · September 23, 2019

It's not like I like you or anything b-baka!

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SARA J DAVIS · September 23, 2019

Someone need to guide these two idiots to the light. I'm guessing it's going to be Claire. Because everyone needs a bit of Claire interference. :-)

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Ye Olde Phart · September 23, 2019

Seconded, a bit of Claire-voyance is always a good thing.

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TMN · September 23, 2019

Oof, I've been in this relationship. The constant negative reinforcement gets to you after a while. "Yes, I KNOW I'm not supposed to have any feelings for you, OKAY?"

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Frank F. . · September 23, 2019

TsuuuuuuunDereeeee

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Coleman Ridge · September 23, 2019

Nah. Going by that last panel, nah.

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Coleman Ridge · September 23, 2019

Sven has found someone even less emotionally mature than himself. I wonder if it will make him realize that he is going to have to act grown-up now.

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NinjaZaku · September 23, 2019

It smells like joint fluid and tsunderes in here

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MattTheGrix · September 23, 2019

Guess he'd better start shaving his pubes..

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FunkyTuba · September 23, 2019

he better go home and take a baking soda shower

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Midsummer Games · September 23, 2019

Yes, thank you. Here's my boarding pass for this ship. I believe everything is in order

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Matthew Van Gangelen · September 23, 2019

Wait for me!

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R L · September 23, 2019

...they gonna fuuuu-- oh wait they already did

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Holly Nelson · September 23, 2019

I imagine the shop is overrun with teens by now. I think she’s gonna need a bigger broom.

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Michael Boettger · September 23, 2019

Nobody wants to admit anything, do they?

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Joel Bateman · September 23, 2019

Yeah, how dare the douchebag and the bitch have any feelings towards each other. For shame!

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Andrea Andrew · September 25, 2019

Denial is more than just a river in Africa.

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Daniel Burnett · September 23, 2019

This is kinda cute

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Lord Crusade · September 23, 2019

Oh Sven

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · September 23, 2019

JUST HAVE EMOTIONAL INTIMACY ALREADY

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Tommie · September 23, 2019

they're perfect for each other.

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Ardent Slacker · September 23, 2019

Tsundere²

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TwoTone · September 23, 2019

Bonus comic idea: animated hip fucking?