Popping Off
hehehehehe
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so, did that chick just shoplift something, or just discretely slink off and decide to comeback later. Much later. Or maybe never...
Definitely building to "match made in heaven" status.
am I the only one that would like to see that?
I won't be able to say "It'll be funny" without thinking about that...
...and the place gets robbed, she gets fired, and something, something, violation of parole something.
Anyone else get the impression that the featured background character is robbing the joint? Maybe a mini-arc where May gets accused of stealing, and a whole "ex-cons can't be trusted" kind of battle ensues?
adult ... burrito??
& Wicked something -- Wicked Good Bakery??
What's an adult burrito? Wait, no, I don't want to know.
Stick your dick in it; it'll be funny...
OMG teenagers! Infestation. They're gonna have to spray or something.
Omnom Adult Buuritos
Hehehehehheeh!!
This fucking town, er, body.
So Sven gets stuck in... the... joint. And they need to call someone to help. Who's it gonna be?
Ghostbusters!… Wait, wrong universe.
Engage Rotor
Don't forget to rotate 52 degrees
I read this over and over again because it cracks me up every time
These two....glorious
Sven may have a weird story for a urologist before these two are through.
The next day, May and Sven discover the cure for AI hip arthritis is semen
Teenagers, I swear! Yeah, and that person sneaking around in the store as well
Well rip May's job I guess?
as if that was the first time an employer there snuck away to fuck...
damn teenagers...
I can't be the only one to think JG Ballard would have loved this...
These two are made for each other
Trying to imagine Adult Burritos. I don't think I noticed that sign before.
I imagine they are soaked in tequila
Roflmao
What is in an adult buurito? Also what does the ATM have on it? Can we get a close up of the text it's meant to have?
I forget how I know this but apparently there's a story in which members of a band, (Mötley Crüe?) jammed their dicks in egg burritos to hide their groupie-banging from their girlfriend's. I can't speak to their original status, but they were surely Adult Burritos by the end of that night.
May gets fired, and the only place she can afford to get her leg repaired is the new place in town... Union Robotics. "NEVER MIND I'D RATHER GIMP IT UP THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE"
Roko goes to bat to get her a new body, only to find an exchange that'll take any old body for credit, "as long as nobody's jizzed up in it or something."
Though in her case it might be an improvement.
As an amateur mechanic, I urge everyone to remember that bodily fluids are NOT a good substitute for industrial lubricant.
I... other than this situation, how often does this crop up?
Hilarious, but I really hope it doesn't get May fired.
"May, you have a limp?" "Hee, hee. Hee, hee."
what exactly would make a burrito "adult"? ... actually, i'm not sure i want to know
Alcoholic.
hehehehehehehehe
Have a bad feeling May's gonna get fired. And that shoplifting's about to occur.
Not sure what is going to happen. It could ALSO be that the invisiEmu saves the day...
Teeeeeens.
If it’s now stuck, would they call Roko or Faye?
I don’t imagine Faye wants to see either of them... um, compromised
I'm really looking forward to the look on Dora's face when she finds out about this.
For a corner store, they have an impressive array of baked goods.
But would you trust them enough to eat them? I'd say that they just have an impressive display... not actual food.
Well on the bright side they didn’t try the other thing, and we’d now be calling him Sven dick-leg.
This is weirdly adorable
I really don't think the world needed RoboGuro. Score another point for Rule 34.
Oh god oh heck
HAWT
Ok, but that little ATM robot is cute. I shall call him Mr. Moneybot.
What are Adult Burritos? ... do I want to know?
Ask John Scalzi.
That's hawt
They're gonna come outta there and she will have stolen all of the Juul's
Gonna help herself to an Adult Burrito.
TEEEEENS *hissss*
Right! The Teen Broom is inactive!
CHONK
<.<
I'd like one of the burritos. They seem yummy.
“Adult” burritos raises new and troubling questions about this store’s food offerings.
...are there any other employees at this store?
Looks like a small corner store so probably not.
This is the best pairing yet, Jeph.
That's definitely someone's fetish
Well, it is <i>now</i>. I forget how the rule works, but something along the lines of mentioning a fetish causes it to have already existed before it was mentioned.
Oh my god you DORKS
Hehehehehehehehehehehe
Oh no
May is gonna lose her damn jon